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Otter
10-19-2012, 02:29 AM
Happened about an hour ago. I've been sitting on a bomb shell of a woman who is amazing and it's been three years.

I've dropped the bomb, wish me luck and advice is welcome. Gonna have a glass of Maker's Mark, a good cigar and soak this up. She's out with the girls.

Wish me luck. Crazy year.

Phobia
10-19-2012, 02:36 AM
Cool. I'm happy for you. Always figured you were gay, especially after that roommate stole your money but I'm glad you came back. Congrats.

Otter
10-19-2012, 02:40 AM
Cool. I'm happy for you. Always figured you were gay, especially after that roommate stole your money but I'm glad you came back. Congrats.

Naw, never been gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But thanks Phil. Much appreciated.

keg in kc
10-19-2012, 02:40 AM
Grats dude!

FAX
10-19-2012, 02:40 AM
Congratulations, Mr. Otter. Most sincerely.

Remember, calm seas do not a skillful sailor make, so don't be afraid to rock the boat on occasion.

They say that baby otters are called "puppies". Here's to you and Mrs. Otter enjoying a fabulous life and a large, strong, healthy litter.

FAX THE HAPPY FOR YOU

Phobia
10-19-2012, 02:44 AM
Naw, never been gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But thanks Phil. Much appreciated.
Well, I didn't want to share the other reasons I thought you were gay because I thought you cared about me in that truck stop bathroom. But now I'm so confused and uncertain.

Otter
10-19-2012, 02:46 AM
Congratulations, Mr. Otter. Most sincerely.

Remember, calm seas do not a skillful sailor make, so don't be afraid to rock the boat on occasion.

They say that baby otters are called "puppies". Here's to you and Mrs. Otter enjoying a fabulous life and a large, strong, healthy litter.

FAX THE HAPPY FOR YOU

Thanks Fax! It took almost 40 years.

And I'm really sorry to abandon this post but I'll check back. I need moment. I was excited.

Fish
10-19-2012, 03:06 AM
Good luck! :thumb:

http://imageshack.us/a/img690/3720/marriageq.jpg

Guru
10-19-2012, 03:21 AM
Congrats!!!!!!

ChiefGator
10-19-2012, 04:16 AM
Good luck! :thumb:

http://imageshack.us/a/img690/3720/marriageq.jpg

That's hilarious.... As someone who is getting married in about a month really made me laugh.

Ace Gunner
10-19-2012, 06:22 AM
prenup. don't get married without it. congrats.

DaKCMan AP
10-19-2012, 06:50 AM
a bomb shell of a woman


Too fat. /omaha


:D


Congrats! :toast:

Bwana
10-19-2012, 06:56 AM
:eek:

J Diddy
10-19-2012, 07:00 AM
Congratulations.

bevischief
10-19-2012, 07:05 AM
You still have time to change your mind. Congrats

Otter
10-19-2012, 07:39 AM
:eek:

Heh, it's a good thing my friend and I'll give ya a call and explain what happened so crack a cold one when you see otter come up on the phone.

Sometimes it takes a bit to realize what you have and why you should hang on. I didn't get drunk in Vegas and propose to Bunny Ranch girl. This is the one I've been talking about for years and finally said "let's do it". She's a good one and hell, she's made it this long with my crazy ass. You'll love her.

Funny thing is, I had no ring and wasn't even prepared. I just watched her handle a situation one more time and said 'wow'. She could keep up with me on a mountain bike, kick my ass in running and slap me on the side of the head when I need one. Which I often do.

Crazy year. And thanks guys.

LoneWolf
10-19-2012, 08:12 AM
Pics or GTFO.

Can't believe it took this long.

QuikSsurfer
10-19-2012, 08:15 AM
http://i.minus.com/imOtDgYHEJT3y.jpg

luv
10-19-2012, 08:18 AM
Another one bites the dust. :shake:

:p

You asked her an hour before you started this thread, so that would have made it 12:30am your time? And she went out with the girls after that? You must live in a happenin' town.

Best of luck!

Mr. Plow
10-19-2012, 08:21 AM
Congrats man!!

Der Flöprer
10-19-2012, 08:21 AM
DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

The Bad Guy
10-19-2012, 08:26 AM
Congrats my friend. I'll drink some Yuengling in your honor.

Predarat
10-19-2012, 08:26 AM
Congrats, Otter, sounds like you found a good one!

mr. tegu
10-19-2012, 08:33 AM
And the marriage therapists keep getting wealthier.

HemiEd
10-19-2012, 08:46 AM
Congratulations Otter! :toast:

Lzen
10-19-2012, 08:52 AM
prenup. don't get married without it. congrats.

IMO, if you feel you need that, you probably shouldn't be getting married.

Lzen
10-19-2012, 08:52 AM
Oh, and congrats Otter. :toast:

seclark
10-19-2012, 09:03 AM
grats ott!!!
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Scorp
10-19-2012, 09:07 AM
I am sure you will beat the odds. Well, probably not. Congratulations though.

BigCatDaddy
10-19-2012, 09:10 AM
I'm always reminded of when Norm told Woody that "I'm going to do something for you that I wish someone would have done for me on my wedding day" then draws back to throw a haymaker. We need that GIF for these wonderful occasions.

mlyonsd
10-19-2012, 09:17 AM
Congrats man!

Radar Chief
10-19-2012, 09:31 AM
Congrats Otter. When’s the bachelor party? http://i47.tinypic.com/14c9opx.gif

mikey23545
10-19-2012, 09:35 AM
Congrats, Otter!

Hopefully, 50 years from now you'll be posting about your golden wedding anniversary!

LOCOChief
10-19-2012, 09:39 AM
Congrats and good luck, take good care of her and here's to you and your bride having a happy and healthy life together.

Nzoner
10-19-2012, 09:40 AM
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Hog Farmer
10-19-2012, 09:41 AM
I'd like to give you a Pig for a wedding gift but there's no need as you'll have your own in about 3 years.

rockymtnchief
10-19-2012, 09:45 AM
Congrats!

I smell a CP bachelor party/fishing trip!

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-19-2012, 11:46 AM
Congrats, Essay!

Mr. Laz
10-19-2012, 11:51 AM
congrats!! :toast:

GloryDayz
10-19-2012, 11:53 AM
Congratulations, Mr. Otter. Most sincerely.

Remember, calm seas do not a skillful sailor make, so don't be afraid to rock the boat on occasion.

They say that baby otters are called "puppies". Here's to you and Mrs. Otter enjoying a fabulous life and a large, strong, healthy litter.

FAX THE HAPPY FOR YOU

This... Good job.. Both of you should NOT be afraid to rock the boat, detail your expectations now and push those points later, and don't be afraid to be a good husband/wife regardless of what pop-culture says. And take time for you. Don't live with too little, don't skip vacations, don't starve thinking you'll live better later. Live life, but be smart too. So save but don't wait till your 90 to climb a mountain. And when you have kids, love them with all your heart. They should your world. You may have to work, but make sure those kids are both your priorities. And during breaks, focus on each other.

And laugh at each other... Yeah, it's going to be important soon enough!

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 12:03 PM
A wedding band makes a woman nag more. Just thought you should know. LMAO

Gonzo and I celebrated our 13th anniversary in September. Married life will fly by and things will change but remember to focus on the good and brush-off the bad. Oh, and put down the toilet seat.

I wish you and your lovely bride-to-be all the best, Mr. Otter! :toast:

Nzoner
10-19-2012, 12:09 PM
A wedding band makes a woman nag more. Just thought you should know. LMAO


and after that the real bitching starts :D

vailpass
10-19-2012, 12:18 PM
Congrats and best wishes.

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 12:20 PM
and after that the real bitching starts :D

Who asked you? Why don't you take out the garbage or take the dog for a walk?... DO SOMETHING! You're always on Chiefsplanet! That site is full of pigs with nothing better to do than to post pics of hot chicks and talk about pooping and farting. :rolleyes:

Yep, it's going to be a fun ride for Otter! :thumb:

LMAO

LoneWolf
10-19-2012, 12:23 PM
Congrats, Otter!

Hopefully, 50 years from now you'll be posting about your golden wedding anniversary!

It will probably be the thread directly below the Fire Pioli Now!!! thread.

listopencil
10-19-2012, 12:23 PM
Gratz and good luck.

listopencil
10-19-2012, 12:25 PM
It will probably be the thread directly below the Fire Pioli Now!!! thread.

Some of you CP newlyweds and old farts with kids (I'm looking at you, stevieray) need to start training your 1st round QB for when Clark finally sells the team.

Mr. Kotter
10-19-2012, 12:25 PM
Best wishes, Otter. Congrats.

Otter
10-19-2012, 12:29 PM
A wedding band makes a woman nag more. Just thought you should know. LMAO

Gonzo and I celebrated our 13th anniversary in September. Married life will fly by and things will change but remember to focus on the good and brush-off the bad. Oh, and put down the toilet seat.

I wish you and your lovely bride-to-be all the best, Mr. Otter! :toast:

Thanks Lumpy.

I'm pretty sure we're good. We play together very well and it's been that way for 3+ years which in the past has been the breaking point in relationships. I'm going to teach her fly fishing when we get back to the San Juan.

I do have a question however: how come my ass never went in the water when I had to take a shit when the toilet seat was up?

Again, thanks all. Very cool day.

Easy 6
10-19-2012, 12:32 PM
Many well wishes, Otter.

Its not always easy, to put it lightly... but having that one special gal beats the HELL outta playing the singles game.

Inmem58
10-19-2012, 12:33 PM
Congrats Otter, I myself popped the question about 2 weeks ago.


We're in this together brotha

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 12:36 PM
Thanks Lumpy.

I'm pretty sure we're good. We play together very well and it's been that way for 3+ years which in the past has been the breaking point in relationships. I'm going to teach her fly fishing when we get back to the San Juan.

I do have a question however: how come my ass never went in the water when I had to take a shit?

Again, thanks all. Very cool day.

A. Small toilet / large ass. :p

It sounds like you have a good woman. Fly fishing, eh? Nice! It's good that you share your hobbies w/ her.

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 12:37 PM
Congrats Otter, I myself popped the question about 2 weeks ago.


We're in this together brotha

You finally did it. Awesome! Congrats to you, too! :toast:

Inmem58
10-19-2012, 12:42 PM
You finally did it. Awesome! Congrats to you, too! :toast:

Thanks Lumpy :-)

Rausch
10-19-2012, 12:43 PM
Wish me luck. Crazy year.

TAME compared to what's ahead...

stevieray
10-19-2012, 12:45 PM
WOW!

....been a hell of a year for you, brother!...:rockon:

....can't wait to meet her!!

:toast:

Otter
10-19-2012, 12:48 PM
WOW!

....been a hell of a year for you, brother!...:rockon:

....can't wait to meet her!!

:toast:

Stevie my brother. You and Bwana are first on the list. You helped in this whether you know it or not.

You have a friend for life.

mikey23545
10-19-2012, 12:50 PM
It will probably be the thread directly below the Fire Pioli Now!!! thread.

LMAO

Holy shit...I just spit diet coke out of my nose...LMAO

stevieray
10-19-2012, 12:50 PM
Stevie my brother. You and Bwana are first on the list. You helped in this whether you know it or not.

You have a friend for life.

:clap:

Rausch
10-19-2012, 12:53 PM
Stevie my brother. You and Bwana are first on the list. You helped in this whether you know it or not.

:spock:

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 01:00 PM
:spock:

:hmmm: Eiffel Tower?

Otter
10-19-2012, 01:02 PM
:spock:

Stevie helped me keep her malnourished and feed her at her neediest until Stockholm syndrome took effect. He's the bomb diggity!

Rausch
10-19-2012, 01:03 PM
Some of you CP newlyweds and old farts with kids (I'm looking at you, stevieray) need to start training your 1st round QB for when Clark finally sells the team.

If anything we're looking at the next white Sproles...

Donger
10-19-2012, 01:14 PM
Why do you hate blowjobs?

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 01:16 PM
Why do you hate blowjobs?

ROFL

stevieray
10-19-2012, 01:19 PM
Stevie helped me keep her malnourished and feed her at her neediest until Stockholm syndrome took effect. He's the bomb diggity!
...you promised you wouldn't tell anyone!!

stevieray
10-19-2012, 01:19 PM
:hmmm: Eiffel Tower?

:spock:

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 01:20 PM
:spock:

:spock:

Frazod
10-19-2012, 01:22 PM
Congratulations. Sucker! :D

DaKCMan AP
10-19-2012, 01:23 PM
:hmmm: Eiffel Tower?

:spock:

:spock:

:clap:

stevieray
10-19-2012, 01:23 PM
:spock:
ya, pretty much.

sad to know you think it's funny.

stevieray
10-19-2012, 01:24 PM
:clap:

:rolleyes:

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 01:26 PM
:clap:

ya, pretty much.

sad to know you think it's funny.

:dom:

Radar Chief
10-19-2012, 01:29 PM
:dom:

Can I get in on this? http://i48.tinypic.com/159jwl.gif

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 01:33 PM
Can I get in on this? http://i48.tinypic.com/159jwl.gif

:eek:

Um, No.

rochambeau

MahiMike
10-19-2012, 01:39 PM
Congrats?

Radar Chief
10-19-2012, 01:40 PM
:eek:

Um, No.

rochambeau

:(
http://i45.tinypic.com/2v3sqyc.gif

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 01:53 PM
:(
http://i45.tinypic.com/2v3sqyc.gif

Now I feel bad.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs9ce8vRu1qagvkqo1_500.gif

Okay, you're in.

Radar Chief
10-19-2012, 01:57 PM
Now I feel bad.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs9ce8vRu1qagvkqo1_500.gif

Okay, you're in.

Yay.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2iaprb5.gif

Rausch
10-19-2012, 02:11 PM
Now I feel bad.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs9ce8vRu1qagvkqo1_500.gif

Okay, you're in.

Giggity Giggity!

Like middle school all over again!

http://www.budster.net/gifs/quagmire/quagmireg.gif

Otter
10-25-2012, 11:58 AM
This is turning out out nothing out like I imagined. Where did all these sisters and mother in law come from again?

Fuck u guys, there should have been a warning on the package!



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KILLER_CLOWN
10-25-2012, 11:59 AM
Been there, done that. Still amazing to this day, 2nd best decision of my life right after having kids. ;) Oh and congratyoufreakinlations!

Rausch
10-25-2012, 12:01 PM
This is turning out out nothing out like I imagined.

There's more of that to come...

Lumpy
10-25-2012, 12:20 PM
This is turning out out nothing out like I imagined. Where did all these sisters and mother in law come from again?

**** u guys, there should have been a warning on the package!



LMAO Sorry.

tooge
10-25-2012, 12:34 PM
first piece of advice. If she is a bombshell, she should be sitting on you

Radar Chief
10-25-2012, 12:39 PM
Should've listened to Sam.

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Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2012, 12:40 PM
pics or it didn't happen

Otter
10-25-2012, 12:59 PM
pics or it didn't happen

You'll get pictures of my wife right before you see that one last dot of sunlight go black.

heh, that video was pretty cool tho

Rausch
10-25-2012, 01:00 PM
You'll get pictures of my wife right before you see that one last dot of sunlight go black.

heh, that video was pretty cool tho

Congrats!:toast:

Otter
10-25-2012, 01:15 PM
Congrats!:toast:

Been choked out more than once. Hopefully no brain damage.

Someone answer that damn phone!

whoman69
10-25-2012, 01:34 PM
Good luck you crazy semiaquatic mammal.