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Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:06 PM
If so why? I hear some people say this and it makes no sense to me. I guess I'm picking on Inmem because I saw him post it earlier. (love you man... bro hug).

Hamburger IS meat people. Do you say ham meat, pork meat, veal meat, steak meat? Do you drive an automobile car or live in your house shelter?

What is wrong with you?


*I hate the off season
**another fucking beer me thread
***tl;dr... meat?
****if Rain Man would have asked this question it would be revered and get 300 posts

noa
10-19-2012, 10:06 PM
No

lewdog
10-19-2012, 10:10 PM
Who the fuck would say that, it makes no fucking sense?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:12 PM
Who the **** would say that, it makes no ****ing sense?

I've heard many otherwise intelligent people say it numerous times. It's mind bottling.



















(is that still a joke?)

lewdog
10-19-2012, 10:13 PM
I've heard many otherwise intelligent people say it numerous times. It's mind bottling.




(is that still a joke?)

You cannot be intelligent if you say this. Not a chance.

Fruit Ninja
10-19-2012, 10:13 PM
i say Burger meat and ground beef. Its just whatever comes out i guess. lol

lewdog
10-19-2012, 10:13 PM
Speaking of meat, how is yours doing tonight?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/Punisher9/tumblr_ma0apqOa3d1rwuykeo1_250.gif

Tytanium
10-19-2012, 10:15 PM
You mean ground beef?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:15 PM
i say Burger meat and ground beef. Its just whatever comes out i guess. lol

Whhhyyyy? Please enlighten us. How did this come to be?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:16 PM
You mean ground beef?

Yes... but some people call it hamburger (I do) and some call it hamburger meat. It's making my head explode.

Miles
10-19-2012, 10:17 PM
Hamburger is the sandwich. While I wouldn't use the term, hamburger meat is another way of referring to ground beef.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:17 PM
Speaking of meat, how is yours doing tonight?



It's good thanks. Yours?

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-19-2012, 10:18 PM
So this is how you're spending the last day of your vacation?

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:19 PM
I don't eat a whole lot of red meat ... but when I do, I really like it.

And the other day I learned something which you guys probably already know but I shall share with you anyways on account of the fact that maybe somebody will benefit from the idea ...

I just learned that, for awhile now, the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX has been asking the market butcher to grind fresh hamburger meat out of a roast that she selects. It is mo bettah ... they can trim the fat to your specifications and, if you find a chuck roast on sale or something, you even save moolah while you're at it. Apparently, butcher dudes enjoy grinding stuff and don't even charge for it.

FAX

Lonewolf Ed
10-19-2012, 10:19 PM
To me, it's ground beef. I make hamburgers with it, but I also use the same meat to make chili, tacos, burritos, and sometimes pizza toppings. If I am writing down a grocery list and I am planning to grill burgers, then I sometimes write "hamburger" on the list, and other times, "ground beef."

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:20 PM
Hamburger is the sandwich. While I wouldn't use the term, hamburger meat is another way of referring to ground beef.

I guess that's just not how I grew up. Hamburger can be loose like in a sloppy joe or in a MEATloaf. I don't say hamburger sammich though and I don't think anyone does. Hamburger is the name of the meat in my world. Maybe I'm the strange one....

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:21 PM
So this is how you're spending the last day of your vacation?

I'm back home now so it's just a weekend. So yeah I guess. Sad huh?

Lonewolf Ed
10-19-2012, 10:21 PM
I don't eat a whole lot of red meat ... but when I do, I really like it.

And the other day I learned something which you guys probably already know but I shall share with you anyways on account of the fact that maybe somebody will benefit from the idea ...

I just learned that, for awhile now, the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX has been asking the market butcher to grind fresh hamburger meat out of a roast that she selects. It is mo bettah ... they can trim the fat to your specifications and, if you find a chuck roast on sale or something, you even save moolah while you're at it. Apparently, butcher dudes enjoy grinding stuff and don't even charge for it.

FAX

If you get a nice eye of round roast, grind that up into some fine hamburger meat. Damn, now I said it!

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:21 PM
It's hamburger meat, man. The cool thing is that you can put hamburger meat in just about anything.

FAX

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-19-2012, 10:22 PM
I'm back home now so it's just a weekend. So yeah I guess. Sad huh?
Yeah, that's the sucky part of vacations...they end.

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 10:23 PM
sir,
you have to many fucks to give about worthless things....
did you know they are gonna bring back Agent Coulson for the S.H.I.E.L.D tv series
a

appples oranges and rutagabas

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:23 PM
It's hamburger meat, man. The cool thing is that you can put hamburger meat in just about anything.

FAX

I've always liked you but you're testing me.

Why do you hate me?

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:24 PM
sir,
you have to many ****s to give about worthless things....
did you know they are gonna bring back Agent Coulson for the S.H.I.E.L.D tv series
a

appples oranges and rutagabas

Seriously? That's great news.

So, he didn't die? I knew it. I knew it. The half-blind dude faked the whole thing in order to motivate the team. I knew it ...

FAX

lewdog
10-19-2012, 10:24 PM
It's good thanks. Yours?

Did you not see that chick bouncing that Red Solo cup with her ass!!!??? I heard she was from Horton!

Fruit Ninja
10-19-2012, 10:25 PM
Whhhyyyy? Please enlighten us. How did this come to be?

cuase i have a george foreman grill and i use it alot for burgers! pretty simple. actually have some on the grill right now and in about 7 more minutes done to perfection.

Miles
10-19-2012, 10:26 PM
I guess that's just not how I grew up. Hamburger can be loose like in a sloppy joe or in a MEATloaf. I don't say hamburger sammich though and I don't think anyone does. Hamburger is the name of the meat in my world. Maybe I'm the strange one....

Yeah, it's generally hamburger meat as you are using it. Though as someone above brought up, pizza seems like the anomaly where "meat" is not used.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:27 PM
Did you not see that chick bouncing that Red Solo cup with her ass!!!??? I heard she was from Horton!

Yes I've seen her a dozen times or more now heh

too fat/omaha

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:28 PM
Yeah, it's generally hamburger meat as you are using it. Though as someone above brought up, pizza seems like the anomaly where "meat" is not used.

It still baffles me. Oh well.

Bump
10-19-2012, 10:28 PM
people who say "hamburger meat" are either from Kansas or Missouri and they're dumb.

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 10:29 PM
Seriously? That's great news.

So, he didn't die? I knew it. I knew it. The half-blind dude faked the whole thing in order to motivate the team. I knew it ...

FAX

not sure how they will do it but it will be done, the man named Agent will be back

Fruit Ninja
10-19-2012, 10:29 PM
people who say "hamburger meat" are either from Kansas or Missouri and they're dumb.

im just Californian dumb then, fuck it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:30 PM
people who say "hamburger meat" are either from Kansas or Missouri and they're dumb.

I'm from Kansas and have never heard anyone there say hamburger meat. They do say pop though. That's another whole soda thread.

Ace Gunner
10-19-2012, 10:31 PM
which reminds me
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/2792/rhpscreditsmeatloaflpu0.png

KcMizzou
10-19-2012, 10:32 PM
I've never known anyone who says that.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:32 PM
which reminds me
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/2792/rhpscreditsmeatloaflpu0.png

I enjoy Meatloaf. Most of his stuff anyway. Generally speaking 2 out of 3 of his song ain't bad.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:33 PM
I've never known anyone who says that.

Well I do! An Inmem said it in the Miley Cyrus thread. Dammit Inmem!

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:35 PM
I've always liked you but you're testing me.

Why do you hate me?

I don't hate you Mr. Dr. Johnny Fever. Not one bit.

I like you better than hamburger meat in a casserole.
Or hamburger meat on a bun.
Or hamburger meat cooked on red hot coals.
Or hamburger meat on the run.

I like hamburger meat in some chile.
And hamburger meat in a patty.
So long as hamburger meat's not made from fillies
And the hamburger meat's not too fatty.

I like hamburger meat on a stick.
And hamburger meat you can throw.
Gimme hamburger meat really quick
Not hamburger meat that is slow.

And when I use ketchup and mustard
And a bun to put hamburger meat on
I will only be minimally flustered
When my hamburger meat is all gone!!!

FAX

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:36 PM
not sure how they will do it but it will be done, the man named Agent will be back

That's really great news. I liked Agent Coulson.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:36 PM
I don't hate you Mr. Dr. Johnny Fever. Not one bit.

I like you better than hamburger meat in a casserole.
Or hamburger meat on a bun.
Or hamburger meat cooked on red hot coals.
Or hamburger meat on the run.

I like hamburger meat in some chile.
And hamburger meat in a patty.
So long as hamburger meat's not made from fillies
And the hamburger meat's not too fatty.

I like hamburger meat on a stick.
And hamburger meat you can throw.
Gimme hamburger meat really quick
Not hamburger meat that is slow.

And when I use ketchup and mustard
And a bun to put hamburger meat on
I will only be minimally flustered
When my hamburger meat is all gone!!!

FAX

tl;dr

nstygma
10-19-2012, 10:36 PM
Who says tuna fish?
Like there's any other type of tuna.

BigMeatballDave
10-19-2012, 10:37 PM
Ground beef

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:38 PM
tl;dr

Oh, for God's sake.

I give you a brand new, custom made, completely original poemism and that is your response?

I lied. I like hamburger meat tons more than you, Mr. Dr. Johnny Fever.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:38 PM
Who says tuna fish?
Like there's any other type of tuna.

This is another fantastic and valid point! I'm a tuna guy myself.

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:38 PM
Hamburger meat could make a better thread.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:39 PM
Oh, for God's sake.

I give you a brand new, custom made, completely original poemism and that is your response?

I lied. I like hamburger meat tons more than you, Mr. Dr. Johnny Fever.

FAX

Many people do. I just wanted you to call me Mr. Dr..... I've waited for such a long time.

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:40 PM
Hamburger meat has three Ph.Ds and has traveled solo to Mars in the rocket ship that hamburger meat built.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:40 PM
Hamburger meat could make a better thread.

FAX

See **** in OP.

Oh and suck it.

:D

Papi
10-19-2012, 10:40 PM
I say ground beef. But I've heard hamburger meat and I think that's acceptable. If someone just says hamburger I picture this:
http://www.wellnessroadtrip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamburger.jpg

Miles
10-19-2012, 10:41 PM
Who says tuna fish?
Like there's any other type of tuna.

Yeah tuna fish is legitimately redundant.

Tuna does have two main types though. The kind that is served as a steak and delicious and the type that stinks up offices.

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:41 PM
Hamburger meat invented the asterisk.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:44 PM
So what do you guys think about the Chiefs this year? We should do something to help bring change.

BigMeatballDave
10-19-2012, 10:44 PM
A Hamburger is a sandwich that contains meat.

Hamburger meat is what is on a hamburger.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:46 PM
A Hamburger is a sandwich that contains meat.

Hamburger meat is what is on a hamburger.

That's just rigoddamndiculous to me. A ham sammich contains meat too.

KcMizzou
10-19-2012, 10:46 PM
So what do you guys think about the Chiefs this year? We should do something to help bring change.Shuddup. This thread is about what we call food and beverages.

I'm a "pop" man.

BigMeatballDave
10-19-2012, 10:46 PM
Also, I NEVER say hamburger.

I say burger.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:48 PM
Shuddup. This thread is about what we call food and beverages.

I'm a "pop" man.

I was a pop man until I moved to Illinois where it is soda. One day a much larger co-worker threatened to take me out back and beat the pop out of me if I didn't stop that. Been a soda man pretty much since.

Miles
10-19-2012, 10:49 PM
Also, I NEVER say hamburger.

I say burger.

Agreed.

KcMizzou
10-19-2012, 10:50 PM
I was a pop man until I moved to Illinois where it is soda. One day a much larger co-worker threatened to take me out back and beat the pop out of me if I didn't stop that. Been a soda man pretty much since.Seems like a strange thing to be threatened about.

Yet, also nothing to fight over.

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 10:51 PM
I don't hate you Mr. Dr. Johnny Fever. Not one bit.

I like you better than hamburger meat in a casserole.
Or hamburger meat on a bun.
Or hamburger meat cooked on red hot coals.
Or hamburger meat on the run.

I like hamburger meat in some chile.
And hamburger meat in a patty.
So long as hamburger meat's not made from fillies
And the hamburger meat's not too fatty.

I like hamburger meat on a stick.
And hamburger meat you can throw.
Gimme hamburger meat really quick
Not hamburger meat that is slow.

And when I use ketchup and mustard
And a bun to put hamburger meat on
I will only be minimally flustered
When my hamburger meat is all gone!!!

FAX

Hamburger meat FAX goes seusical

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:51 PM
Hamburger meat has never backed down from a fight.

FAX

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 10:51 PM
Who says tuna fish?
Like there's any other type of tuna.

there is the piano

BigMeatballDave
10-19-2012, 10:52 PM
That's just rigoddamndiculous to me. A ham sammich contains meat too.

If a sandwich has a ground beef patty on it, its not a ham sandwich.

Hamburgerhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IaVrQnp69YE/TiTzPoJ6b-I/AAAAAAAAAss/FGVJKMTKxNc/s1600/burger-toppings.jpg

Ham sandwichhttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2r3Zh1BToaA/T7Tjkp7p-ZI/AAAAAAAAAno/VLU-qvMQKd4/s1600/ham+sandwich.jpg

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:53 PM
Hamburger meat FAX goes seusical

At last, someone who appreciates art.

Thank you, Mr. Psyko Tek.

Did you hear the news about how hamburger meat bought Clear Channel Communications? With cash?

FAX

Miles
10-19-2012, 10:54 PM
Shuddup. This thread is about what we call food and beverages.

I'm a "pop" man.

"pop" is way more common than I would have figured. At least 9 years ago from what I just googled. I used to say it while living in the midwest but it sounds pretty odd now.

http://strangemaps.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/popvssodamap.gif

Lumpy
10-19-2012, 10:54 PM
I refer to it as ground meat. Where in the fuck is that option in the poll, Fever?! :cuss:

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-19-2012, 10:54 PM
So what do you guys think about the Chiefs this year? We should do something to help bring change.
Anytime I have a hamburger I write "FIRE PIOLI" on the patty with mustard before I eat it.

DJ's left nut
10-19-2012, 10:54 PM
sir,
you have to many fucks to give about worthless things....
did you know they are gonna bring back Agent Coulson for the S.H.I.E.L.D tv series
a

appples oranges and rutagabas

I entered this thread with 12 bundles of fuck.

I shall leave this thread with 12 bundles of fuck.

How many fucks did I give?

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:54 PM
Hamburger meat's polls are always flawless.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:55 PM
Seems like a strange thing to be threatened about.

Yet, also nothing to fight over.

I don't believe he was serious other than the point he was trying to make which was "you sound like a goddamn foreigner so stop it."

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 10:55 PM
I say ground beef. But I've heard hamburger meat and I think that's acceptable. If someone just says hamburger I picture this:
http://www.wellnessroadtrip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamburger.jpg

n00bg gets it right
he solved the problem
a hamburger is a cooked patty
hamburger meat is any other form of burger

Fever , Fax you can co exist in peace

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:56 PM
Hamburger meat says whatever hamburger meat wants to say whenever hamburger meat wants to say it. Without fear.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:57 PM
If a sandwich has a ground beef patty on it, its not a ham sandwich.



I understand that, it's just not what you said and I was trying to catch you on a technicality.

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 10:57 PM
At last, someone who appreciates art.

Thank you, Mr. Psyko Tek.

Did you hear the news about how hamburger meat bought Clear Channel Communications? With cash?

FAX


Hoping the dismantle the whole network and return music to the masses

FAX
10-19-2012, 10:58 PM
Hamburger meat never plays silly, pointless tricks on people.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:58 PM
Hamburger meat says whatever hamburger meat wants to say whenever hamburger meat wants to say it. Without fear.

FAX

Hamburger meat mollests collies.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 10:58 PM
Hamburger meat never plays silly, pointless tricks on people.

FAX

Hamburger meat doesn't floss.

cdcox
10-19-2012, 11:00 PM
Do you mean cheeseburger meat?

Fruit Ninja
10-19-2012, 11:00 PM
"pop" is way more common than I would have figured. At least 9 years ago from what I just googled. I used to say it while living in the midwest but it sounds pretty odd now.

http://strangemaps.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/popvssodamap.gif

You never ever ever ever hear pop out in california. Well, its very very rare. People that came over from other states do say it, but they quickly turn into soda.

My cousins from Denver say pop though, kinda funny.

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:03 PM
Hamburger meat has class and never resorts to childish insults. Because hamburger meat is far too busy having sex with supermodels on hamburger meat's private island.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:03 PM
You never ever ever ever hear pop out in california. Well, its very very rare. People that came over from other states do say it, but they quickly turn into soda.

My cousins from Denver say pop though, kinda funny.

My cousins in Alabama say Coke. Coke means any kind of pop/soda. If you want an actual coke you say coca-cola. I found this out by buying one cousin a Coke and her saying she preferred Mt. Dew. WTF.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:04 PM
Hamburger meat has a small flacid penis.

Simply Red
10-19-2012, 11:04 PM
the only time i'd use this would be describing a burrito that had hamburger meat and or taco meat vs. steak.

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 11:04 PM
I entered this thread with 12 bundles of fuck.

I shall leave this thread with 12 bundles of fuck.

How many fucks did I give?

one must always ration his fucks, hate to run out of fucks before friday
but it usually happens on monday
before 8 am
I only have 1 bundle of fuck for everything that ain't my kids
the honey badger backs off from me

DJ's left nut
10-19-2012, 11:05 PM
People in St. Louis only say soda because they are assholes.

All of them.

So I suppose they pretty much fit in with the northeasterners and the left coasters.

So it seems I have found myself an appropriate litmus test for assholes. If you say soda, you can choke on a bag o' dicks.

That will make my life significantly easier.

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:05 PM
Hamburger meat's cousin purchases soft drinks for hamburger meat because it's considered an honor to simply pass the time with hamburger meat.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:06 PM
Hamburger meat loves soccer

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:07 PM
I haven't really thought about it, but I kinda think I call all soft drinks, "cokes".

FAX

Miles
10-19-2012, 11:07 PM
My cousins from Denver say pop though, kinda funny.

Odd. I lived in Denver for a while until recently and pop would have seemed foreign their as well.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-19-2012, 11:07 PM
Hamburger meat loves soccer
Thread over, hamburger meat loses. Sorry FAX.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-19-2012, 11:08 PM
I haven't really thought about it, but I kinda think I call all soft drinks, "cokes".

FAX
That doesn't make any damn sense at all. That'd be like calling all meats "hamburger meat".

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:08 PM
I haven't really thought about it, but I kinda think I call all soft drinks, "cokes".

FAX

:spock:

Sweet Jesus on a triscuit

Simply Red
10-19-2012, 11:09 PM
they say soda or coke here in Atlanta, pop absolutely sounds odd now.

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:09 PM
Yeah ... I think when I go to a vending machine to purchase a drink for the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX, I say, "What kind of coke to you want?" Even if it's 7-up or whatever ... it's like clear coke.

FAX

DJ's left nut
10-19-2012, 11:09 PM
Hamburger meat loves soccer

So hamburger meat talks funny and smells bad, eh?

I didn't know that.

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 11:09 PM
Hamburger meat loves soccer

now, you fucking did it
if it ain't got cheerleaders or dancers hamburger meat does not consider it a sport

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:10 PM
Thread over, hamburger meat loses. Sorry FAX.

ROFL

Dang.

Well, Mr. Dr. Johnny Fever can now say he outsmarted hamburger meat.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:10 PM
That doesn't make any damn sense at all. That'd be like calling all meats "hamburger meat".

EXACTLY! It's like bringing someone a Coke after they said they wanted a Coke then having them say I wanted a Mt Dew! Say Mt. Dew then you stupid fuck!

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:11 PM
It's a Mt. Dew coke. That's all.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:11 PM
ROFL

Dang.

Well, Mr. Dr. Johnny Fever can now say he outsmarted hamburger meat.

FAX

Does that mean the fun is over?

Miles
10-19-2012, 11:11 PM
I haven't really thought about it, but I kinda think I call all soft drinks, "cokes".

FAX

It used to be that way here in Texas but the shift to "soda" or "soft drink" could just be me...

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:12 PM
It's a Mt. Dew coke. That's all.

FAX

How did I not get that?!!!!

:banghead:

Psyko Tek
10-19-2012, 11:12 PM
I haven't really thought about it, but I kinda think I call all soft drinks, "cokes".

FAX

Hamburger meats soft drinks are beer
when hamburger meat want s drink , numbers above 100 are in the name of the alcohol

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:13 PM
It used to be that way here in Texas but the shift to "soda" or "soft drink" could just be me...

How did they order a Coke? Coca-Cola?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:16 PM
So hamburger meat talks funny and smells bad, eh?

I didn't know that.

Well yeah duh. Meanwhile hamburger just sprayed on some $200 cologne and left for it's date with Salma Hyek.

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:17 PM
Does that mean the fun is over?

Apparently so, Mr. Bugeater declared you the winner. Besides, hamburger meat is busy inventing cold fusion and advising Mélanie Thierry on her career choices.

FAX

DJ's left nut
10-19-2012, 11:20 PM
Well yeah duh. Meanwhile hamburger just sprayed on some $200 cologne and left for it's date with Salma Hyek.

With a silk shirt and skinny jeans.

Hamburger meat needs to get hit with a pool cue.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:21 PM
Apparently so, Mr. Bugeater declared you the winner. Besides, hamburger meat is busy inventing cold fusion and advising Mélanie Thierry on her career choices.

FAX

While hamburger meat was doing that hamburger gave his meat to Salma in the back of the limo and kicked her out on the curb. He has shit to do.

Miles
10-19-2012, 11:21 PM
How did they order a Coke? Coca-Cola?

Could just be the change from asking the wait staff what kind of soft drinks they have. Seems like the common practice now is just saying what you want and they counter if they don't have it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:23 PM
Could just be the change from asking the wait staff what kind of soft drinks they have. Seems like the common practice now is just saying what you want and they counter if they don't have it.

I'll have a Dr. Pepper Coke please and thank you.

DJ's left nut
10-19-2012, 11:25 PM
While hamburger meat was doing that hamburger gave his meat to Salma in the back of the limo and kicked her out on the curb. He has shit to do.

The funny thing is that hamburger meat didn't even know that Selma Hyek was nothing more than some Lithuanian whore.

Selma Hayek, OTOH, has nothing to do with the euro-trash of the grilling world. She's all about the filets.

DJ's left nut
10-19-2012, 11:27 PM
And for the record - fuck the Cardinals.

Had they won, I'd be in downtown Columbia right now fruitlessly hitting on college girls (afterall, my wife is in my bed).

Instead, I'm sitting on my goddamn couch in a grumpy fucking heap arguing about whether or not a big-titted latina would ever bump ugglies with a Whopper in hip-huggers.

Fucking Planet...

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:29 PM
I'll have a Dr. Pepper Coke please and thank you.

No ... not really ... it goes more like this; "What would you like to drink?" "I'll have a coke." "Okay, we have Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-up, and Root Beer." "Make it a Dr. Pepper."

Kinda like that. No big deal, really. People know what you mean.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:29 PM
The funny thing is that hamburger meat didn't even know that Selma Hyek was nothing more than some Lithuanian whore.

Selma Hayek, OTOH, has nothing to do with the euro-trash of the grilling world. She's all about the filets.

I knew I was spelling that wrong. Thanks.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:31 PM
And for the record - **** the Cardinals.

Had they won, I'd be in downtown Columbia right now fruitlessly hitting on college girls (afterall, my wife is in my bed).

Instead, I'm sitting on my goddamn couch in a grumpy ****ing heap arguing about whether or not a big-titted latina would ever bump ugglies with a Whopper in hip-huggers.

****ing Planet...

We kept you from trying to destroy you marriage... and you're welcome.

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:31 PM
A Hayek by any other name jiggles her fabulous, proportionate tittahs just as sweetly.

That's Shakespeare, by the way.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:32 PM
No ... not really ... it goes more like this; "What would you like to drink?" "I'll have a coke." "Okay, we have Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-up, and Root Beer." "Make it a Dr. Pepper."

Kinda like that. No big deal, really. People know what you mean.

FAX

In that case I'd say "I want a Coke" and see if said waitstaff went through the list again.

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:33 PM
In that case I'd say "I want a Coke" and see if said waitstaff went through the list again.

No. If you say coke the second time, they'll fetch you a coke. Unless they only have Pepsi or that other kind ... uh ... can't think of it ... errr ... oh, yeah ... RC cola cokes.

FAX

Dayze
10-19-2012, 11:35 PM
Hamburger

I don't call a Ribeye "Ribeye Meat"


...damn Commies.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:35 PM
No. If you say coke the second time, they'll fetch you a coke. Unless they only have Pepsi or that other kind ... uh ... can't think of it ... errr ... oh, yeah ... RC cola cokes.

FAX

You know what would work better? I want a Coke... I want a Dr.Pepper... I want a Pepsi... right from the start. Rocket science.

Miles
10-19-2012, 11:41 PM
I'll have a Dr. Pepper Coke please and thank you.

That is just confusing. I am going to go get a coke from the vending machine means any soft drink which include Dr. Pepper. Ask a wait staff what kind of coke do you have and they would list off the soft drinks they have. Then order a Dr. Pepper when they say they have it. It's a southern thing that I at least hope is dead here.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:44 PM
That is just confusing. I am going to go get a coke from the vending machine means any soft drink which include Dr. Pepper. Ask a wait staff what kind of coke do you have and they would list off the soft drinks they have. Then order a Dr. Pepper when they say they have it. It's a southern thing that I at least hope is dead here.

So in that case I'd say I'll have a Dr. Pepper. If I wanted a Coke and asked for that and they said what kind I'd look at them like they were idiots and say Ccccoooookkkkkeeee?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:45 PM
Or I'd say regular Coke thinking they mean do you want a diet, a zero, a regular or what...

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:48 PM
So in that case I'd say I'll have a Dr. Pepper. If I wanted a Coke and asked for that and they said what kind I'd look at them like they were idiots and say Ccccoooookkkkkeeee?

Or, you could just have iced tea. But then you have an even bigger problem because they always say, "Sweetened or Unsweetened?" which is total bull because you don't "unsweeten" the tea. Nobody I ever heard of takes the "sweet" out of the tea to "unsweeten" it.

That's why I always get a coke.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:52 PM
Hamburger bought FAX's latest album and wrote a glowing review of it. Hamburger meat used it as a coaster.

Dayze
10-19-2012, 11:53 PM
Or, you could just have iced tea. But then you have an even bigger problem because they always say, "Sweetened or Unsweetened?" which is total bull because you don't "unsweeten" the tea. Nobody I ever heard of takes the "sweet" out of the tea to "unsweeten" it.

That's why I always get a coke.

FAX


Plus, I don't trust companies that can only get 99% of the calories out of their sodas. It's like they're not even trying at that point.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:53 PM
Or, you could just have iced tea. But then you have an even bigger problem because they always say, "Sweetened or Unsweetened?" which is total bull because you don't "unsweeten" the tea. Nobody I ever heard of takes the "sweet" out of the tea to "unsweeten" it.

That's why I always get a coke.

FAX

I'm glad I don't live in the south.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:56 PM
It seems like if you could invent tea that was already unsweetened, you could save a lot restaurants a lot of hassle.

FAX

LMAO

WE call it "tea" here.

Yes I know you were funnying.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-19-2012, 11:57 PM
Plus, I don't trust companies that can only get 99% of the calories out of their sodas. It's like they're not even trying at that point.

That's another excellent point. Why the fuck do they have to stop at 99%? Lazy? They like leaving things unfinished?

FAX
10-19-2012, 11:58 PM
Hamburger bought FAX's latest album and wrote a glowing review of it. Hamburger meat used it as a coaster.

ROFL

Wouldn't be the first time.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-20-2012, 12:07 AM
ROFL

Wouldn't be the first time.

FAX

Are you Mumford of and Sons?

threebag02
10-20-2012, 04:44 AM
Pete you need to log into your other account to post quality like this.

mdchiefsfan
10-20-2012, 05:13 AM
- Let me ask you something. When you're grocery shopping for a cook out do people ever say, "Sounds to me like you need hamburger meat?"

- No. No, man. Shit, no, man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man!

Inmem58
10-20-2012, 06:59 AM
If so why? I hear some people say this and it makes no sense to me. I guess I'm picking on Inmem because I saw him post it earlier. (love you man... bro hug).

Hamburger IS meat people. Do you say ham meat, pork meat, veal meat, steak meat? Do you drive an automobile car or live in your house shelter?

What is wrong with you?


*I hate the off season
**another ****ing beer me thread
***tl;dr... meat?
****if Rain Man would have asked this question it would be revered and get 300 posts

I like hamburger meat mixed with ground bacon. This thread is awesome btw

Canofbier
10-20-2012, 07:00 AM
Yeah, a hamburger is an application of ground beef. Don't think I've ever heard someone call the meat itself anything other than "ground beef".

lewdog
10-20-2012, 07:45 AM
I spy three retards............

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-20-2012, 11:43 AM
Pete you need to log into your other account to post quality like this.

This thread isn't a random thought or four about the latest Chiefs game that could have been and probably was discussed in the game thread. This thread stands alone on it's pure merit.

lcarus
10-20-2012, 12:32 PM
Sometimes I call it hamburger meat. Depends on the context of the conversation. Like, if I go to the store and come home and my brother asks me what I bought, I'll say "I got some hamburger meat" rather than "I got some hamburger". Just so he doesn't get confused that I actually bought some already-made hamburgers. However, if we're both in the kitchen and both aware what the subject is, I will call it simply "hamburger" or "beef" or whatever.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-20-2012, 12:36 PM
This thread isn't a random thought or four about the latest Chiefs game that could have been and probably was discussed in the game thread. This thread stands alone on it's pure merit.
We actually did discuss hamburger meat in last week's gamethread. Please try to pay attention in the future.

lewdog
10-20-2012, 02:04 PM
Retard count is up to five!

FAX
10-20-2012, 02:15 PM
Let's all say it together ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... "HAMBURGER MEAT IS SUPERIOR TO MR. DR. JOHNNY FEVER IN EVERY WAY!"

FAX

Aries Walker
10-20-2012, 02:36 PM
Hamburger is not meat. The meat is called beef. The way it is prepared is called ground beef. The sandwich you make with it is called a hamburger. Also, people say "tuna fish" all the time, and we don't have semantics arguments about it (much).

That said, I call it hamburger. English is a fluid thing, and what rules there are get ignored from time to time. Case in point, since we're speaking about beef: No one knows what a cow is called. It's not really a cow - that's a general term for the female of several different species. Bull and steer are similarly gender specific. There's no singular for cattle; bovine is a general term including buffalo and oxen; specific breed names don't include the whole species. There's not term for a cow that's singular, gender-neutral, and sufficiently broad or narrow that's the equivalent of dog, cat, or rabbit. So people just call them cows.

It's all part of the beauty of English.

FAX
10-20-2012, 02:37 PM
I thought the singular for cattle was Ms. memyselfI. No?

FAX

Punjabi KC
10-20-2012, 02:51 PM
Greeting my American friends from Chennai! Please do not have a cow for foods consumption. Did not the Simpsons have this campaign some years past to enlighten us on the topic? Perhaps chicken meat is best alternative.

KcMizzou
10-20-2012, 03:04 PM
Greeting my American friends from Chennai! Please do not have a cow for foods consumption. Did not the Simpsons have this campaign some years past to enlighten us on the topic? Perhaps chicken meat is best alternative.This post brought to you by Chick-fil-A India

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-20-2012, 03:08 PM
We actually did discuss hamburger meat in last week's gamethread. Please try to pay attention in the future.

Well that figures. I was in Powhattan, KS that day watching the game without internet. I miss everything.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-20-2012, 03:09 PM
Hamburger is not meat. The meat is called beef. The way it is prepared is called ground beef. The sandwich you make with it is called a hamburger. Also, people say "tuna fish" all the time, and we don't have semantics arguments about it (much).

That said, I call it hamburger. English is a fluid thing, and what rules there are get ignored from time to time. Case in point, since we're speaking about beef: No one knows what a cow is called. It's not really a cow - that's a general term for the female of several different species. Bull and steer are similarly gender specific. There's no singular for cattle; bovine is a general term including buffalo and oxen; specific breed names don't include the whole species. There's not term for a cow that's singular, gender-neutral, and sufficiently broad or narrow that's the equivalent of dog, cat, or rabbit. So people just call them cows.

It's all part of the beauty of English.

Hmmm......................................... no it's hamburger...





:D

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-20-2012, 03:10 PM
Greeting my American friends from Chennai! Please do not have a cow for foods consumption. Did not the Simpsons have this campaign some years past to enlighten us on the topic? Perhaps chicken meat is best alternative.

I like chicken but it's no hamburger.

teedubya
10-20-2012, 03:53 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/Punisher9/tumblr_ma0apqOa3d1rwuykeo1_250.gif

OK, this is mesmerizing.

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-20-2012, 06:26 PM
...and on the 6th day not a fuck was given