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loochy
10-21-2012, 10:52 AM
When you dump do you have to moan and groan and strain or does it just kind of fall out?

I just sit down and it comes out and I'm done. I experience no discomfort and I have to put out no effort. What about you guys? For you chronic pushers, are you worried that over the long term you'll jack up your bowels?

/sent from my Galaxy Tab 2 from the porcelain throne

Inmem58
10-21-2012, 10:53 AM
Shitty thread

BoneKrusher
10-21-2012, 10:55 AM
we like Poop threads.

loochy
10-21-2012, 10:58 AM
Hey, it's a bye week. I can't occupy myself with anti-pioli propaganda so i am forced to think about pooping.

/sent from my Galaxy Tab 2 from the porcelain throne

bevischief
10-21-2012, 11:02 AM
Seriously during the season we have a poop thread and Cassel is not part the discussion?

loochy
10-21-2012, 11:06 AM
Seriously during the season we have a poop thread and Cassel is not part the discussion?

Cassel is the giant constipated turd that the Chiefs fan base has been straining to push out for the last 3 years, but they just can't force him out and it hurts so bad. Pioli is the cause of the constipation. It's time for CHunt to administer a giant enema to flush the Cassel and Pioli away. A steady diet of Geno Smith will get us regular again.

theelusiveeightrop
10-21-2012, 11:19 AM
When I take a Cassell, I like to read this board.

bevischief
10-21-2012, 11:23 AM
Cassel is the giant constipated turd that the Chiefs fan base has been straining to push out for the last 3 years, but they just can't force him out and it hurts so bad. Pioli is the cause of the constipation. It's time for CHunt to administer a giant enema to flush the Cassel and Pioli away. A steady diet of Geno Smith will get us regular again.

ROFL

GloryDayz
10-21-2012, 11:26 AM
We keep pushing and pushing yet cASSHOLE is still here, as is Peeholee!!! F***!!!!!!

Art Vader
10-21-2012, 11:37 AM
#2

Dayze
10-21-2012, 11:45 AM
I take a dump every other day or so.

booger
10-21-2012, 11:49 AM
kinda like those doors at the store. Push or pull

booger
10-21-2012, 11:51 AM
i had to pull one out once. SOB had its wisdom teeth and hair on it already.

bevischief
10-21-2012, 11:55 AM
i had to pull one out once. SOB had its wisdom teeth and hair on it already.

What?

Gonzo
10-21-2012, 12:12 PM
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
I guess it depends on what I eat. If I have a lot of greens or mexican food, it seems to go smoothly. If I have a lot of red meat, not so much.

Rausch
10-21-2012, 12:14 PM
My fiber is not what it should be.

Going on the Carb diet for the 3rd time (I'm all about commitment) my huge fail has always been getting enough fiber...

Mr. Laz
10-21-2012, 12:26 PM
I take a dump every other day or so.
wow ... that doesn't seem like very much.

read somewhere that normal is 2/3 times EACH DAY.

Mr. Laz
10-21-2012, 12:28 PM
I just sit down and it comes out and I'm done.
I suppose it comes out pretty easy when your butt is stretched out from all that cock.


:evil:

BigRedChief
10-21-2012, 12:32 PM
I suppose it comes out pretty easy when your butt is stretched out from all that cock.


:evil:With all the new visitors you have to wonder if threads like this will chase them off? however, I guess this is representative of the planet. :rolleyes:

R8RFAN
10-21-2012, 12:34 PM
Eat a spoonful of barrel cured sauerkraut a day to keep the digestive tract happy

Mr. Laz
10-21-2012, 12:34 PM
With all the new visitors you have to wonder if threads like this will chase them off? however, I guess this is representative of the planet. :rolleyes:
all the vile crap that gets blasted all over this place each day and THAT post brings you out to respond?

BigMeatballDave
10-21-2012, 12:37 PM
Sometimes it slides on out.

Sometimes I have to force it out.

BigRedChief
10-21-2012, 12:38 PM
all the vile crap that gets blasted all over this place each day and THAT post brings you out to respond?Where have you been? Been posting alot lately.

Mr. Laz
10-21-2012, 12:48 PM
Where have you been? Been posting alot lately.
ahh ... i haven't been posting much

booger
10-21-2012, 12:55 PM
What?

It was a big friggen turd and I almost had you use salad tongs to pull it out.

I almost needed a c section because the m effer was in the breech position.

You have heard of pre mature turds or preemies, yes?

This one was the opposite.

Want me to draw you a picture?

Bump
10-21-2012, 03:37 PM
I take a dump every other day or so.

that can't be good

loochy
10-21-2012, 04:09 PM
Want me to draw you a picture?

Yes.

Der Flöprer
10-21-2012, 04:23 PM
Sometimes I've pushed when I've shat through my casshole.

BigMeatballDave
10-21-2012, 04:39 PM
that can't be good

Anything from 3 per day to 3 per week is normal.

booger
10-21-2012, 04:40 PM
Yes.

i ain't got the demonpenz skillzLMAO

Flachief58
10-21-2012, 04:49 PM
I take a dump every other day or so.

Yeah, not really all that good......Thankfully I'm as regular as the seasons with very little effort. I take the Casshole to the Superbowl at least twice a day

Dunit35
10-21-2012, 05:11 PM
I ate pizza hut followed by a 2 hour trip home today.

LiveSteam
10-21-2012, 05:27 PM
Do you look at your poop before you flush? I do.
Last night I had taco Bell around 7 pm. this morning I took a poop around 9 am. I looked in the toilet as I always do. & wa-da-ya know. Obama is floating around in there. So I flushed.

Dunit35
10-21-2012, 05:29 PM
Do you look at your poop before you flush? I do.
Last night I had taco Bell around 7 pm. this morning I took a poop around 9 am. I looked in the toilet as I always do. & wa-da-ya know. Obama is floating around in there. So I flushed.

Only when I know its a badass dump.

Flachief58
10-21-2012, 05:37 PM
Do you look at your poop before you flush? I do.
Last night I had taco Bell around 7 pm. this morning I took a poop around 9 am. I looked in the toilet as I always do. & wa-da-ya know. Obama is floating around in there. So I flushed.

When I do an Obama, my pants fit better :D

LiveSteam
10-21-2012, 05:37 PM
When I do an Obama, my pants fit better :D

LMAO

LiveSteam
10-21-2012, 05:40 PM
Only when I know its a badass dump.

I hate the sauce-y kind.

mikey23545
10-21-2012, 05:48 PM
Cassel is the giant constipated turd that the Chiefs fan base has been straining to push out for the last 3 years, but they just can't force him out and it hurts so bad. Pioli is the cause of the constipation. It's time for CHunt to administer a giant enema to flush the Cassel and Pioli away. A steady diet of Geno Smith will get us regular again.

Cassel has become what is known as a "turtlehead".

Simply Red
10-21-2012, 05:50 PM
Sometimes it slides on out.

Sometimes I have to force it out.

this

LiveSteam
10-21-2012, 06:33 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Peanutjar.jpg/220px-Peanutjar.jpg

Flachief58
10-21-2012, 06:35 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Peanutjar.jpg/220px-Peanutjar.jpg

I like to count peanuts as I eat them then re-count them when they come out. I can't figure out why there are always a few missing

WV
10-21-2012, 06:36 PM
I have to push the buttons on the remote, but then the Chiefs come right on out.

Count Alex's Losses
10-21-2012, 06:38 PM
Depends how long I wait to poop.

I've needed to poop since this morning but I'm putting it off.

Lumpy
10-21-2012, 06:39 PM
WTF is that smell?

Flachief58
10-21-2012, 06:41 PM
WTF is that smell?

Fish N shit

King_Chief_Fan
10-22-2012, 07:56 AM
took a nice smooth Obama and then wiped my Biden

booger
10-22-2012, 08:15 AM
hey Clark, shitter is full

booger
10-22-2012, 08:15 AM
that should be the next banner