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Jive Ass
10-28-2012, 11:48 PM
Today I was sitting there at the game. My family and friends were all minding their own, as was I, when we noticed something a little peculiar. There was a smell of fart and nacho cheese in the air. Many of us looked around, scanning the seats in our vicinity for the culprit.

When we looked just in front as people got up during halftime, we found that Scott Pioli was sitting just in front of us! It was odd, seeing him out of that fancy suit, but we knew it was him. We decided to approach our dear GM and found that he was actually very conversational. We asked him about previous draft years and picks he passed up on. He said he wasn't sure about Russel Wilson when we asked for his opinion. He noted that during the draft he wasn't too sure that he had the caliber to be his burrito eating buddy - plus, he'd already been doing that for years with Dorsey, so it didn't really matter. When asked about Cassel, he stated that people are really throwing him under the bus undeservedly. Scott doesn't think it's Matt's fault the team is playing badly, but suspects they're all a little weak because Crennel has been stealing all of the food.

Finally, I had to ask. What about the fan who threatened him and his daughter? Scott said this was really misconstrued by the media. He had just taken the man's hot dog and he was, rightfully, angry. Pioli just didn't know how to otherwise satisfy his appetite, and had a rough time explaining to his 9-year-old daughter why people dislike him so much. He said it's hard having such a hefty food addiction.

When I asked him if he had one regret, he responded thusly:

"My only regret is this. During the offseason, I decided I wanted to be like a normal "fan" and bought some season tickets. Not even close to the field, just so I could get a real perspective. When purchasing the tickets, I really had no clue how small the seats in this stadium would be! I know that next year I can't pass up the chance to buy at least three seats so that I can truly spread myself out."

As he was leaving the game he came up to us and said he truly enjoyed our conversation. He handed us some 20% OFF COUPONS to use, and suggested getting some nachos the next time we were at a game, and to sit with him so that we could share.

Take from this what you will, but Pioli was a really great guy to talk to. I think it's silly to disrespect a man for trying to feed himself, especially when he was around his family - let alone his child. I hope that idiot isn't a member of the planet...And I still think it's time for a change like most of you, but the message needs to be relayed in a civil manner. The man just wants to eat.

Proof taken from the game today:
http://i.imgur.com/WFeto.jpg

wazu
10-28-2012, 11:49 PM
ROFL

Phobia
10-28-2012, 11:50 PM
Please don't make fun of that guy. Hugh Janus just donated $1000 to the cause.

Baconeater
10-28-2012, 11:50 PM
WTF? Why even bother going to the game if you can't fit in one of the seats? That doesn't look comfortable at all.

fire_egoli
10-28-2012, 11:50 PM
I feel sorry for whoever had to sit behind him

smittysbar
10-28-2012, 11:55 PM
I feel sorry for whoever had to sit behind him

Fuck that, how about the person that has to sit to his right!

fire_egoli
10-28-2012, 11:57 PM
ehh i'm pretty sure i would relocate

it looks like the fans did...

Ceej
10-28-2012, 11:58 PM
I didn't realize the Chiefs, like the Royals had all you can eat upper deck seating.

That's pretty neat.

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 12:00 AM
quit making fun of people, it's a bad addiction. This man is probably a sweet, sweet man.

KCrockaholic
10-29-2012, 12:01 AM
He's sitting ON the arm handles. WTF.

ClevelandBronco
10-29-2012, 12:03 AM
I feel sorry for whoever had to sit behind him

The genius of Arrowhead these days is that no one has to sit behind anyone.

wazu
10-29-2012, 12:03 AM
quit making fun of people, it's a bad addiction. This man is probably a sweet, sweet man.

Ugh, SR. White knight making me feel all guilty for laughing. You know, the possibility exists that he's actually an asshole. If we assume that is true then the OP is a lot more fun.

Jive Ass
10-29-2012, 12:08 AM
quit making fun of people, it's a bad addiction. This man is probably a sweet, sweet man.

He could be quite nice, yes. He could be an asshole, too. For now, he's just Pioli.

Chiefspants
10-29-2012, 12:19 AM
quit making fun of people, it's a bad addiction. This man is probably a sweet, sweet man.

Ah, Simply, I can only provide a visual representation of what you did to this thread for me.

http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx27/lexiingram/I%20stole%20gifs%20from%20lauren/Misc/HIMYM/NPH-SLAP.gif

listopencil
10-29-2012, 12:19 AM
He could be quite nice, yes. He could be an asshole, too. For now, he's just Pioli.

Fucker owes me a hat.