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Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 03:56 PM
Well not literally... but I am about half in the doghouse.

You're gonna laugh...

We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago. You know... one of those where you disagree over something small and in fun you start throwing playful barbs back and forth. Long story short it ended with...

her... "I think you should just admit I'm right"

me... "I think you should shut your whore mouth."

Well things stopped being as fun at that point.

LMAO

I've explained CP and the lexicon. She has her doubts.

If anyone could verify here that I was indeed just using the lexicon or link a post with it... well I'd be grateful.

However I realize that by asking that no one is going to do it lol. I'll squirm out of this somehow... in a few days. Maybe.

Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming.

Marcellus
10-29-2012, 03:57 PM
You are a dumbass.

Guru
10-29-2012, 03:58 PM
You shut your whore mouth,

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 03:59 PM
You are a dumbass.

ROFL

WELL................ yeah. Heh.

notorious
10-29-2012, 03:59 PM
Oh fuck.

Raiderhader
10-29-2012, 03:59 PM
You are a dumbass.


This.

Count Alex's Losses
10-29-2012, 03:59 PM
Has nothing to do with the CP lexicon, and everything to do with your pea brain.

Own it.

SNR
10-29-2012, 04:00 PM
"Shut your whore mouth" is used universally. It's not in the CP Lexicon. That'd be like saying it's an Arrowhead Stadium thing to sell overpriced beer to fans.

You're screwed, dawg. Sorry.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:00 PM
You shut your whore mouth,

See! Guru uses it too!

It just popped out and it seemed like the thing to say...

LMAO

Easy 6
10-29-2012, 04:01 PM
LMAO second good chuckle you've provided me today.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:01 PM
"Shut your whore mouth" is used universally. It's not in the CP Lexicon. That'd be like saying it's an Arrowhead Stadium thing to sell overpriced beer to fans.

You're screwed, dawg. Sorry.

I can't say I've heard it except here so in my "pea brain" it's CP lexicon.

notorious
10-29-2012, 04:01 PM
The only one I use on my wife is "Tits or GTFO".


I once yelled at the the TV,"I hope that POS falls into a pile of AIDs needles!", she gave me the WTF look, than laughed her ass off.

Inmem58
10-29-2012, 04:02 PM
I have no problems with Dr Johnny Fever, great guy.

Rain Man
10-29-2012, 04:03 PM
That expression has never been used on Chiefsplanet. Stop blaming us for your disgusting behavior.

Oh, and would you post naked pictures of your girlfriend, please?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:04 PM
I have no problems with Dr Johnny Fever, great guy.

Thanks man. I'm an acquired taste that some never acquire.

LMAO

Strongside
10-29-2012, 04:04 PM
I literally said those exact words to my girlfriend yesterday. I have no idea what CP Lexicon is.

oldman
10-29-2012, 04:05 PM
Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:05 PM
The only one I use on my wife is "Tits or GTFO".


I once yelled at the the TV,"I hope that POS falls into a pile of AIDs needles!", she gave me the WTF look, than laughed her ass off.

I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:06 PM
Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.

Good advice... too late now lol.

Reaper16
10-29-2012, 04:07 PM
Just because Will Ferrell says something doesn't make it OK to repeat.

dmahurin
10-29-2012, 04:08 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/26781526.jpg

patteeu
10-29-2012, 04:11 PM
I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.

In other words, you take all the credit for "colorful language" when things go well, but when you step in it you want us to take the blame?

loochy
10-29-2012, 04:12 PM
Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.

MahiMike
10-29-2012, 04:13 PM
Did u ask her if u could PIIHB?

BigCatDaddy
10-29-2012, 04:14 PM
No idea what you're talking about man.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:14 PM
In other words, you take all the credit for "colorful language" when things go well, but when you step in it you want us to take the blame?

Basically. I've attempted to explain a time or two but I get deer in the headlights when I do so I just stopped.

Saul Good
10-29-2012, 04:14 PM
That expression has never been used on Chiefsplanet. Stop blaming us for your disgusting behavior.

Oh, and would you post naked pictures of your girlfriend, please?

Just hold up a camera and tell her to show her whore tits.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:16 PM
Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.

She was starting to smile about it a while ago. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be ok... but a little evidence from here wouldn't hurt heh. I saw someone post it this morning and I'm looking for that post lol.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 04:17 PM
I say that to Lump every day.

Her, "What's for dinner?"
Me: "Shut your whore mouth."

It's no big deal. Tell your old lady to stop being a doucher. That'll help

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:18 PM
I say that to Lump every day.

Her, "What's for dinner?"
Me: "Shut your whore mouth."

It's no big deal. Tell your old lady to auto being a doucher. That'll help

You've always been a friend Gonzo.

CoMoChief
10-29-2012, 04:18 PM
Girls don't pretend......EVER......because girls by nature don't have thick skin.


Trust me, there's NO SUCH THING as a fake fight.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 04:19 PM
You know what will help?

PIIHB

Fish
10-29-2012, 04:20 PM
We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago.

:facepalm:

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:20 PM
Girls don't pretend......EVER......because girls by nature don't have thick skin.


Trust me, there's NO SUCH THING as a fake fight.

There is actually with a few of my chick friends including the gf.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:21 PM
You know what will help?

PIIHB

On it.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 04:22 PM
In it.

fyp

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:23 PM
fyp

Of course. I'm full of fail today.

J Diddy
10-29-2012, 04:23 PM
ROFL


The whispering eye shall forever be closed.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 04:25 PM
Girls don't pretend......EVER......because girls by nature don't have thick skin.


Trust me, there's NO SUCH THING as a fake fight.

Shut your whore mouth! :cuss:

Chocolate Hog
10-29-2012, 04:46 PM
Johnny why were you having a pretend fight? Is your relationship boring?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 04:49 PM
Johnny why were you having a pretend fight? Is your relationship boring?

It was all in good fun. Maybe pretend fight was the wrong words. Giving each other crap over something trivia might be better. We do that. It's all good. Until I said shut your whore mouth.

LMAO

Munson
10-29-2012, 04:52 PM
Your and idiot. LMAO

This will help calm her down:

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/615/antifreezex2.jpg

theelusiveeightrop
10-29-2012, 04:52 PM
Fever, we all are with you. Hope your hand doesn't get callouses.

CoMoChief
10-29-2012, 05:02 PM
There is actually with a few of my chick friends including the gf.

Well then you deserve all of the dog housin' you get if you believe this magical fairy tale that it's all good n fun n games to have a pretend argument. LMAO

If you wanna end an argument.....if your girl is wearing sweatpants or something that comes off easy......just go up behind her and de-pants her LOL.....I've done and it works like magic....she just sits there bare assed, speechless...and usually they just start laughing.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 05:08 PM
Well then you deserve all of the dog housin' you get if you believe this magical fairy tale that it's all good n fun n games to have a pretend argument. LMAO

If you wanna end an argument.....if your girl is wearing sweatpants or something that comes off easy......just go up behind her and de-pants her LOL.....I've done and it works like magic....she just sits there bare assed, speechless...and usually they just start laughing.

In my experience with my chick friends including the gf good natured arguements have always been just that. It's not like this is the first we've had. This is just the first time I went for the jugular to win.

LMAO

It's all going to be good anyway. I thought it was funny in case no one could tell.

Bump
10-29-2012, 05:09 PM
shut your whore mouth isn't a CP lexicon. It's just something people say to stupid cunts.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-29-2012, 05:12 PM
As a moderator of this site I would just like to say that we would instantly ban someone for talking that way to another member. You didn't get there here, mister.

Demonpenz
10-29-2012, 05:14 PM
it was a pretend fight /OJ

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 05:15 PM
As a moderator of this site I would just like to say that we would instantly ban someone for talking that way to another member. You didn't get there here, mister.

OOPS!
Shut your whore mouth! :cuss:

ROFL

Al Bundy
10-29-2012, 05:17 PM
Has nothing to do with the CP lexicon, and everything to do with your pea brain.

Own it.
I agree.... 100%.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 05:21 PM
I realize people don't read everything in a given thread but it's CP lexicon to me because I haven't heard it elsewhere.... as Q'd and explained before.

Sheesh. So serious around here sometimes.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-29-2012, 05:22 PM
I realize people don't read everything in a given thread but it's CP lexicon to me because I haven't heard it elsewhere.... as Q'd and explained before.

Sheesh. So serious around here sometimes.

tl;dr

bevischief
10-29-2012, 05:24 PM
I realize people don't read everything in a given thread but it's CP lexicon to me because I haven't heard it elsewhere.... as Q'd and explained before.

Sheesh. So serious around here sometimes.

Yes the butthurt can be strong around here at times...

Raiderhader
10-29-2012, 05:24 PM
Fever, we all are with you. Hope your hand doesn't get callouses.

WTF is this "we all" bullshit?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 05:30 PM
tl;dr

LMAO

Well played.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 05:49 PM
Fever, no offense, but I'm going to side w/ the others about it not being a CP lexicon.

After doing some extensive research, it appears that the phrase originated from a porn. Ya know, I honestly never figured you were into clowns, ostriches, and cheddar cheese. But hey, whatever floats your boat. :thumb:

Edit: ROFL Sorry.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 06:01 PM
Fever, no offense, but I'm going to side w/ the others about it not being a CP lexicon.

After doing some extensive research, it appears that the phrase originated from a porn. Ya know, I honestly never figured you were into clowns, ostriches, and cheddar cheese. But hey, whatever floats your boat. :thumb:

Edit: ROFL Sorry.

For the eleventy billionth time it's CP lexicon to ME. Besides, you're a girl... what do you know?!

:)

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 06:08 PM
For the eleventy billionth time it's CP lexicon to ME. Besides, you're a girl... what do you know?!

:)

Correction: I'm a woman.

A. More than I care to know sometimes. LMAO

Scorp
10-29-2012, 06:12 PM
Don't listen to these dipshits, girls love being called a whore. They also love C word as well.

Easy 6
10-29-2012, 06:14 PM
The only logical next step, is to suggest that she could stand to lose a few pounds.

"those jeans use to look good on ya, baby"

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 06:15 PM
Don't listen to these dipshits, girls love being called a whore. They also love C word as well.

I'm going to try that next. Thanks Scorp!

Baconeater
10-29-2012, 06:15 PM
The obvious solution is to have her register here and we will happily clear this all up with her.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 06:16 PM
Don't listen to these dipshits, girls love being called a whore. They also love C word as well.

:hmmm: You forgot to mention spankings, (among other things).

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 06:16 PM
Don't listen to these dipshits, girls love being called a whore. They also love C word as well.

Really?

Stand by...

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 06:17 PM
:hmmm: You forgot to mention spankings, (among other things).

Shut your whore mouth and make me a sammich, cunt.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 06:18 PM
Don't listen to these dipshits, girls love being called a whore. They also love C word as well.

Fucking liar...

Bant.

KILLER_CLOWN
10-29-2012, 06:23 PM
Explain to her who wears the pants. /thread

Easy 6
10-29-2012, 06:25 PM
Shut your whore mouth and make me a sammich, ****.

/as Gonzo goes to scrub the toilet.

Raiderhader
10-29-2012, 06:27 PM
/as Gonzo goes to scrub the toilet.


With stars in his eyes.

ChiefButthurt
10-29-2012, 06:44 PM
I don't know beer me, you say some really bad shit at times. Maybe if you'd just shut your whore mouth, you'd get by okay.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=7969301#post7969301

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 06:50 PM
I don't know beer me, you say some really bad shit at times. Maybe if you'd just shut your whore mouth, you'd get by okay.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=7969301#post7969301

Best advice yet.

LMAO

Scorp
10-29-2012, 06:51 PM
****ing liar...

Bant.

You're doing it wrong! LMAO

ChiefGator
10-29-2012, 06:52 PM
You should fake call one of your friends and carry on a conversation where you drop that phrase like three times.

"Oh, shut your whore mouth bitch, did you really get a raise at work today?"

"Yeah, I shut my whore mouth and clocked out a little early today, how about you?"

"You catch Arizona shutting USC's little whore mouth this weekend! Whata game!"

digger
10-29-2012, 06:55 PM
I said that to my wife and she laugh her ass off. Now she often tells me to 'Shut my whore mouth.' Good times.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 07:07 PM
/as Gonzo goes to scrub the toilet.

With stars in his eyes.

LMAO That will need to wait. I'm running a 100.5 temp and he has me quarantined in his man-cave. I'm sitting here watching Monday Night Countdown, drinking cranberry juice, and waiting for my bitch to bring me dinner. :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 07:30 PM
LMAO That will need to wait. I'm running a 100.5 temp and he has me quarantined in his man-cave. I'm sitting here watching Monday Night Countdown, drinking cranberry juice, and waiting for my bitch to bring me dinner. :D

Wow. I completely forgot it was MNF night. I guess that's what happens when you're a fan of the worst team ever.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 07:36 PM
Wow. I completely forgot it was MNF night. I guess that's what happens when you're a fan of the worst team ever.

It's just starting. Not that I really care. 49ers/Cardinals. Meh.

Oh, look... a controller! *CLICK*

Sweet! The 2012 World Series of Poker is on!

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 07:42 PM
It's just starting. Not that I really care. 49ers/Cardinals. Meh.

Oh, look... a controller! *CLICK*

Sweet! The 2012 World Series of Poker is on!

I turned it over from Pawn Stars reruns. I'll pay attention to 3 plays then turn back or go to bed at halftime.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 07:51 PM
I turned it over from Pawn Stars reruns. I'll pay attention to 3 plays then turn back or go to bed at halftime.

I haven't watch Pawn Stars in a long time. I don't watch that much tv nowadays, (aside from a few of my favorites).

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 08:00 PM
I haven't watch Pawn Stars in a long time. I don't watch that much tv nowadays, (aside from a few of my favorites).

I don't like a single "charactor" on it. They're all complete morons. I'll watch when nothing is on elsewhere just to see the interesting things that are brought into the store. Other than that it's crap. I'd rather watch American Pickers but it isn't on at the moment and network tv sucks.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 08:05 PM
I don't like a single "charactor" on it. They're all complete morons. I'll watch when nothing is on elsewhere just to see the interesting things that are brought into the store. Other than that it's crap. I'd rather watch American Pickers but it isn't on at the moment and network tv sucks.

Wow. We're like talking about tv and stuff. :facepalm:

Thread. No burst! LMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 08:07 PM
I can tell you if I had something of value the last place I'd take it would be to Gold & Silver Pawn in Vegas. Rick will act like he knows everything while reading cue cards... Big Hoss is your best bet to get a good price if he's in a good mood but is mostly just a knock off of his moron father, the old man will insult your intelligence and undercut you and Chum Lee is just a flat moron lol. Seriously I think they only way they keep getting business is because people want to go to the "tv store" and maybe get on.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 08:09 PM
Wow. We're like talking about tv and stuff. :facepalm:

Thread. No burst! LMAO

When the OP is dead things can go in a different direction.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 08:11 PM
I can tell you if I had something of value the last place I'd take it would be to Gold & Silver Pawn in Vegas. Rick will act like he knows everything while reading cue cards... Big Hoss is your best bet to get a good price if he's in a good mood but is mostly just a knock off of his moron father, the old man will insult your intelligence and undercut you and Chum Lee is just a flat moron lol. Seriously I think they only way they keep getting business is because people want to go to the "tv store" and maybe get on.

Fever, you're rambling. LMAO

Do me a favor and turn to the news. There are more important things going on in NY.

ExtremeChief
10-29-2012, 08:13 PM
This always worked for me:

Walk up to her, gently scratch her on the shoulder and say,

"Damn my cocksucker itches!"


Good luck.

ghak99
10-29-2012, 08:24 PM
Your future sammiches depend on you leaving no doubt...


Reward her with the privilege of wearing a mushroom bruise on her forehead to work for a few days.

crazycoffey
10-29-2012, 08:35 PM
****ing liar...

Bant.

this made me laugh, hows you two doing?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 08:38 PM
this made me laugh, hows you two doing?

We're good.

Oh wait I thought you meant me and Gonzo. Nvm.

lewdog
10-29-2012, 08:57 PM
Tits or GTFO!

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-29-2012, 08:58 PM
My guess was "Stay Down Bitch!!!" after reading the header.

Psyko Tek
10-29-2012, 09:01 PM
Fever, we all are with you. Hope your hand doesn't get callouses.

friction burns are worse

spades
10-29-2012, 09:45 PM
you should stick to doing your kids homework for them instead of fighting with your girlfriend

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 09:46 PM
you should stick to doing your kids homework for them instead of fighting with your girlfriend

Great job!

spades
10-29-2012, 09:47 PM
Great job!

no sir


great job to you

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-29-2012, 09:48 PM
no sir


great job to you

Welcome to the Planet. All it took was Dr. Johnny pissing off his girl to bring ya out of the woodwork eh?

spades
10-29-2012, 09:50 PM
Welcome to the Planet. All it took was Dr. Johnny pissing off his girl to bring ya out of the woodwork eh?

actually it was him doing his kids homework. for the most part anyway.

but thanks for the welcome

Scorp
10-29-2012, 09:51 PM
you should stick to doing your kids homework for them instead of fighting with your girlfriend

:spock:.........................:popcorn:

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 09:54 PM
actually it was him doing his kids homework. for the most part anyway.

but thanks for the welcome

As it turns out I/we did nothing for her. She ended up picking her own songs and got an A.

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:55 PM
actually it was him doing his kids homework. for the most part anyway.

but thanks for the welcome

Fuck you!

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 09:56 PM
**** you!

This.

spades
10-29-2012, 09:57 PM
As it turns out I/we did nothing for her. She ended up picking her own songs and got an A.

congrats to her.

spades
10-29-2012, 09:57 PM
**** you!

fair enough

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 10:01 PM
congrats to her.

As a n00b I'll just let you know there are many different kinds of posters here. No one will ever confuse me with the great football posters but that's ok. Many of us are just friends who have the Chiefs in common. That's welcome and part of the beauty of the site. Embrace it or don't. It really doesn't matter.

spades
10-29-2012, 10:04 PM
As a n00b I'll just let you know there are many different kinds of posters here. No one will ever confuse me with the great football posters but that's ok. Many of us are just friends who have the Chiefs in common. That's welcome and part of the beauty of the site. Embrace it or don't. It really doesn't matter.

thanks for the advice


if that was advice. regardless, i appreciate it

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 10:07 PM
thanks for the advice


if that was advice. regardless, i appreciate it

It was just a personal note. This is a community of people who have something in common as much as a football site. If you think I'm full of shit just stick around a while.

Dayze
10-29-2012, 10:10 PM
thanks for the advice


if that was advice. regardless, i appreciate it

Screw you.


:evil:

58-4ever
10-29-2012, 10:14 PM
I've wished that many people drink antifreeze as a cure to their dumbassery.

spades
10-29-2012, 10:16 PM
It was just a personal note. This is a community of people who have something in common as much as a football site. If you think I'm full of shit just stick around a while.

i doubt most people do their kids homework


that said i am sure you are a grand guy and i look forward to reading future posts of yours

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 10:21 PM
i doubt most people do their kids homework


that said i am sure you are a grand guy and i look forward to reading future posts of yours

If you'd paid attention to that OP you would have seen why I was willing to help her.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 10:21 PM
this made me laugh, hows you two doing?

Hanging in there man. Took me a minute to recall who the hell you were. Lol

Stoopid name changes.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 10:22 PM
I've wished that many people drink antifreeze as a cure to their dumbassery.

Dude... I'm in the room!

Sigh.

spades
10-29-2012, 10:38 PM
If you'd paid attention to that OP you would have seen why I was willing to help her.

i saw it. still made no sense to me

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 10:48 PM
i saw it. still made no sense to me

That's because you're a fucking idiot.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 10:50 PM
i saw it. still made no sense to me

She's a 4.3 student. She's in 4 honors classes. She's in marching band, junior captain of the pom squad, instrumental chorus (choir made up of people also in band), in 3 dance classes outside of school, teaches two others, in the AVID program (college prep), a member of The Key Kids (charitable organization made up of high schoolers), is in the school musical, is Mary Poppins in the fall dance recital (12 dances, 3 solo,) is doing a solo dance that is going to nationals in Texas for one of her 3 dance classes, works part time at my radio station and reads to first graders on Wednesday mornings.

This Friday she got an assignment to find two songs over the weekend that fit 2 criteria of the last book her class read in Lit class. She had a band competition 100 miles away on saturday. They left at 8am and got back at 11pm. Sunday she had musical practice 1p-6p followed by pom banquet at 6:30p.

I've been in radio for 23 years so she asked dad for some help. The songs I suggested didn't fit so I asked CP for help.

Should I feel bad about trying to help her?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 10:55 PM
Btw she had the breaks done on her truck Friday and paid for it herself... her insistence... from money she made from working part time.

Oh and she's 16 years old.

lewdog
10-29-2012, 11:04 PM
She's a 4.3 student. She's in 4 honors classes. She's in marching band, junior captain of the pom squad, instrumental chorus (choir made up of people also in band), in 3 dance classes outside of school, teaches two others, in the AVID program (college prep), a member of The Key Kids (charitable organization made up of high schoolers), is in the school musical, is Mary Poppins in the fall dance recital (12 dances, 3 solo,) is doing a solo dance that is going to nationals in Texas for one of her 3 dance classes, works part time at my radio station and reads to first graders on Wednesday mornings.

This Friday she got an assignment to find two songs over the weekend that fit 2 criteria of the last book her class read in Lit class. She had a band competition 100 miles away on saturday. They left at 8am and got back at 11pm. Sunday she had musical practice 1p-6p followed by pom banquet at 6:30p.



NERD ALERT!!!!

Btw she had the breaks done on her truck Friday and paid for it herself... her insistence... from money she made from working part time.

Oh and she's 16 years old.

AWESOME ALERT!!!!

Dave Lane
10-29-2012, 11:06 PM
Dumbass you only say that during sex and actually it's open your mouth

patteeu
10-29-2012, 11:08 PM
Btw she had the breaks done on her truck Friday and paid for it herself... her insistence... from money she made from working part time.

Oh and she's 16 years old.

Don't forget that she's the second most doable girl in her class (or in the whole high school, I forget). :p

Ace Gunner
10-29-2012, 11:08 PM
Shoulda stuck with the truth:D

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 11:10 PM
Don't forget that she's the second most doable girl in her class (or in the whole high school, I forget). :p

I was hoping you all would forget that.

She's definately outshined dad already.


Sorry if I'm too proud at times.

Garcia Bronco
10-29-2012, 11:22 PM
Well not literally... but I am about half in the doghouse.

You're gonna laugh...

We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago. You know... one of those where you disagree over something small and in fun you start throwing playful barbs back and forth. Long story short it ended with...

her... "I think you should just admit I'm right"

me... "I think you should shut your whore mouth."

Well things stopped being as fun at that point.

LMAO

I've explained CP and the lexicon. She has her doubts.

If anyone could verify here that I was indeed just using the lexicon or link a post with it... well I'd be grateful.

However I realize that by asking that no one is going to do it lol. I'll squirm out of this somehow... in a few days. Maybe.

Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming.


You're quoting a movie in part. Wdding Crashers...during the divorce meeting. lol

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-29-2012, 11:24 PM
You're quoting a movie in part. Wdding Crashers...during the divorce meeting. lol

Cool? Never seen it.


edit... Vince Vaughn, weird nose guy, hot red head.... I have seen it.

edit again... Owen Wilson

ThaVirus
10-29-2012, 11:56 PM
Amusing story.

Garcia Bronco
10-30-2012, 12:02 AM
Cool? Never seen it.


edit... Vince Vaughn, weird nose guy, hot red head.... I have seen it.

edit again... Owen Wilson

The whole quote is and what you should have said to make it funny

"You shut your whore mouth when you're talking to me."

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-30-2012, 12:18 AM
The whole quote is and what you should have said to make it funny

"You shut your whore mouth when you're talking to me."

I'm sorry for my fail. It's been a long time since I saw the movie.

crazycoffey
10-31-2012, 10:11 AM
Hanging in there man. Took me a minute to recall who the hell you were. Lol

Stoopid name changes.

my name hasn't changed in 40 years

Iowanian
10-31-2012, 11:22 AM
Those clowns are scumbags.

That isn't a pawn shop, It's a ghetto T-shirt and Chumlee button racket with some overpriced used jewelry.

I can tell you if I had something of value the last place I'd take it would be to Gold & Silver Pawn in Vegas. Rick will act like he knows everything while reading cue cards... Big Hoss is your best bet to get a good price if he's in a good mood but is mostly just a knock off of his moron father, the old man will insult your intelligence and undercut you and Chum Lee is just a flat moron lol. Seriously I think they only way they keep getting business is because people want to go to the "tv store" and maybe get on.


It's Halloween and the perfect night to fix this if you have a functioning pair of balls.

Tonight whip out your junk when the opportunity presents itself and say "Dick or Treat"

Over-Head
10-31-2012, 11:41 AM
Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming.

:shake: ROFLROFL

DUDE!!!....thats something a Raider fan would say to his wife.....
Your a classy Chiefs fan, your supposed to be polite and call her an "obese vagina" or something else more politically correct.

Glad it's you and not me! :p

Bowser
10-31-2012, 12:39 PM
Well not literally... but I am about half in the doghouse.

You're gonna laugh...

We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago. You know... one of those where you disagree over something small and in fun you start throwing playful barbs back and forth. Long story short it ended with...

her... "I think you should just admit I'm right"

me... "I think you should shut your whore mouth."

Well things stopped being as fun at that point.

LMAO

I've explained CP and the lexicon. She has her doubts.

If anyone could verify here that I was indeed just using the lexicon or link a post with it... well I'd be grateful.

However I realize that by asking that no one is going to do it lol. I'll squirm out of this somehow... in a few days. Maybe.

Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming.

PIIHB

whoman69
10-31-2012, 01:45 PM
You need to just tell her you're a stupid fugtard and apologize.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-31-2012, 04:13 PM
Well not literally... but I am about half in the doghouse.

You're gonna laugh...

We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago. You know... one of those where you disagree over something small and in fun you start throwing playful barbs back and forth. Long story short it ended with...

her... "I think you should just admit I'm right"

me... "I think you should shut your whore mouth."

Well things stopped being as fun at that point.

LMAO

I've explained CP and the lexicon. She has her doubts.

If anyone could verify here that I was indeed just using the lexicon or link a post with it... well I'd be grateful.

However I realize that by asking that no one is going to do it lol. I'll squirm out of this somehow... in a few days. Maybe.

Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming.

All you had to do was tell her where that originally came from. The movie Anchorman. She would've believed you then. Not so much when you tell her it came from a message board. So now not only does she think you're a jerk, but she thinks you're a dorky weirdo that chats on a message board ;)