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Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:20 PM
Who would you prefer to go deer hunting with?

Rain Man
10-29-2012, 09:20 PM
A Tyrannosaurus Rex.

L.A. Chieffan
10-29-2012, 09:23 PM
Christopher Walken

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:23 PM
Who would you prefer to go deer hunting with?

I'd love to take you but the deer would smell your Drakkar or CK1 from a mile away, brother.

:D

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:24 PM
Phobia* - please correct poll - ty

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:25 PM
Forgot Bwana...

Scorp
10-29-2012, 09:25 PM
Wait..........why are we killing baby deer now?

stevieray
10-29-2012, 09:26 PM
no Bwana?

extrempollfail!

Dayze
10-29-2012, 09:26 PM
Mo, Just to see him do a rear naked choke on a 8point

stevieray
10-29-2012, 09:26 PM
A Tyrannosaurus Rex.
ya, but he'll make you carry everything!

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:26 PM
Fixed

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:27 PM
Forgot Bwana...

originally i didn't. I botched my poll - oh the pressure! Bob Dole was on there too - plus I spelled Phobia incorrectly. Tried rushing too much.

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:27 PM
Forgot Bwana...

could you add Bwana and Bob Dole? If possi.

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:28 PM
no Bwana?

extrempollfail!

negative rep.

Frazod
10-29-2012, 09:28 PM
Wickedson........ :evil:

ghak99
10-29-2012, 09:29 PM
:bang: Fece's koolaid

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:29 PM
originally i didn't. I botched my poll - oh the pressure! Bob Dole was on there too - plus I spelled Phobia incorrectly. Tried rushing too much.

You want any more edits?

I picked Bwana, he has access to some beautiful areas. I have some good spots in the Sandhills here. Currently, I have a 14+ point Mule Deer hanging around my stand. Two weeks to go.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:30 PM
could you add Bwana and Bob Dole? If possi.

Sure

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:31 PM
Wickedson........ :evil:

LMAO
This

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:31 PM
You want any more edits?

I picked Bwana, he has access to some beautiful areas. I have some good spots in the Sandhills here. Currently, I have a 14+ point Mule Deer hanging around my stand. Two weeks to go.

No - Thanks man.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:31 PM
:bang: Fece's koolaid

:clap: AND THIS.

KC Tattoo
10-29-2012, 09:32 PM
I'd like Dick Cheney invite Scott Pioli go hunting with him.

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:33 PM
Rocky Mtn. Chief is a phenomenal shot.

Bane
10-29-2012, 09:33 PM
Wickedson........ :evil:

ROFL

Johnny Vegas
10-29-2012, 09:34 PM
definitely Bwana.

Frazod
10-29-2012, 09:35 PM
definitely Bwana.

On a serious note, this.

stevieray
10-29-2012, 09:36 PM
negative rep.
whoa..that was my first thought as well.....

alanm
10-29-2012, 09:37 PM
Would going hunting with Bwana be safer than boating with Bob Dole? :hmmm::p

alanm
10-29-2012, 09:40 PM
You want any more edits?

I picked Bwana, he has access to some beautiful areas. I have some good spots in the Sandhills here. Currently, I have a 14+ point Mule Deer hanging around my stand. Two weeks to go.Gonzo where are you living at now?

lewdog
10-29-2012, 09:40 PM
Lumpy......

She could tend to camp and have dinner ready by the time I got back.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-29-2012, 09:41 PM
I wouldn't want to be near any of you motherfuckers when you're carrying loaded firearms.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-29-2012, 09:43 PM
Gonzo where are you living at now?
You wanna know where he lives, huh? Well, I'll tell you. He lives 15 goddamn minutes away from me, he has been on this board for six fucking years, and the prick STILL hasn't had me over for Miller Lite and ribs.

NewChief
10-29-2012, 09:44 PM
If you bring a bow or crossbow, you can probably lay in my bed and kill a deer, not that I'm going to let you... But I'm just saying.

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 09:49 PM
You wanna know where he lives, huh? Well, I'll tell you. He lives 15 goddamn minutes away from me, he has been on this board for six ****ing years, and the prick STILL hasn't had me over for Miller Lite and ribs.

ROFL

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 09:54 PM
Oh, and I picked Bwana. :D

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 09:55 PM
If you bring a bow or crossbow, you can probably lay in my bed and kill a deer, not that I'm going to let you... But I'm just saying.

when i lived in RiverMoore Park in Suwanee Georgia, it was the same way. I am no longer married to Ivana Trump though, so i'm inner city now.

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:57 PM
You wanna know where he lives, huh? Well, I'll tell you. He lives 15 goddamn minutes away from me, he has been on this board for six ****ing years, and the prick STILL hasn't had me over for Miller Lite and ribs.

Well, you know what?

****, I got nothin.
Not a goddamned thing. FUCK

Gonzo
10-29-2012, 09:58 PM
Oh, and I picked Bwana. :D

Whore

HonestChieffan
10-29-2012, 09:58 PM
There are a number Id enjoy a hunt and dinner around the fire pit with

Sat 3 hours today in the stand. By the weekend things should be fired up in the deer woods

Lumpy
10-29-2012, 10:00 PM
Whore

ROFL

Fwiw, I've seen you shoot and helped you with processing deer, my dear. ;)

Dave Lane
10-29-2012, 10:03 PM
I have 4 deer that live on my property. They look so cool in the morning when they run

rockymtnchief
10-29-2012, 10:06 PM
Too many people heading to the hills with Bwana. He's gonna use you for target practice if you're noisy.

I'll take SR up in the Big Belts and get us some elk.

lewdog
10-29-2012, 10:06 PM
We made homemade PVC golf ball guns and shot them at deer. Man that had to hurt. Like potato guns but with much harder objects.

So awesome.....

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 10:11 PM
I'll take SR up in the Big Belts and get us some elk.



http://i.imgur.com/M66oo.gif (http://imgur.com/M66oo)

MOhillbilly
10-29-2012, 10:19 PM
I shoot deer from the porch. I have better things to do than hide in a tree or behind a blind.

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 10:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rVMeY.jpg (http://imgur.com/rVMeY)





Look at that subtle snub nose and murderous coloring.

The tasteful thickness of it.

Oh, my God. It even has decorative ridges.

MOhillbilly
10-29-2012, 10:29 PM
Or you could strap yourself into the flat bed and we could chase em through the corn and beans with a hi beam and a 12 gauge.
That'd be way more fun than hiding in a tree with a thumb in the ass.
Wild turkey, screamin for vengeance, 4x4, and 3in mag. fuckin sign me up. Fuckin them deer up!

stevieray
10-29-2012, 10:32 PM
Too many people heading to the hills with Bwana. He's gonna use you for target practice if you're noisy.

I'll take SR up in the Big Belts and get us some elk.

thanks bro!

Rain Man
10-29-2012, 10:38 PM
Is there such a thing as a blacktail deer? Is this related to that other thread?

HonestChieffan
10-29-2012, 10:43 PM
Is there such a thing as a blacktail deer? Is this related to that other thread?

Yes. Blacktails are found in pacific nw up through brit columbia

Simply Red
10-29-2012, 10:50 PM
Is there such a thing as a blacktail deer? Is this related to that other thread?

no. but, have you ever had any good black pussy?

alanm
10-29-2012, 11:08 PM
You wanna know where he lives, huh? Well, I'll tell you. He lives 15 goddamn minutes away from me, he has been on this board for six ****ing years, and the prick STILL hasn't had me over for Miller Lite and ribs.So I take it you both are in Omaha. My family has been screaming at me to come home to visit. I suppose I've not been home in awhile.:evil:

FAX
10-29-2012, 11:13 PM
I would like to go deer hunting with a trained, pet lion.

That way, we can just saunter through the woods until we see a deer and I can say, "Sic 'em Simba!" and off she goes bounding through the underbrush to take down the deer in a blinding flash of violent fury. Saves on ammo and keeps your pet lion from eating you.

FAX

ChiefsNow
10-29-2012, 11:25 PM
Would going hunting with Bwana be safer than boating with Bob Dole? :hmmm::p

With Bob Dole, you might survive.

King_Chief_Fan
10-30-2012, 07:02 AM
no offense to anyone on the list, but I don't think being with one of them and a gun would be safe...........at all!

theelusiveeightrop
10-30-2012, 07:04 AM
Must believe the correct answer involves Dick Cheney in some form.

Predarat
10-30-2012, 07:05 AM
Ron ****ing Swanson.

http://4.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/08/9gag-ron-swanson-on-yoga-and-fishing-be1a5e0a-sz624x385-animate.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
10-30-2012, 07:11 AM
I voted Rocky Mountain Chief because of the road head, and the fact he'd get Bwana to come along.

Radar Chief
10-30-2012, 07:12 AM
Too many people heading to the hills with Bwana. He's gonna use you for target practice if you're noisy.

He’d probably be using whoever for a grizzly decoy anyway.

ChiefsNow
10-30-2012, 07:13 AM
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tooge
10-30-2012, 07:13 AM
First off, SR, I'm a huntin MFer. been in the woods my entire life. second, I'd love to hunt with all of the above, just cuz I love to hunt. However, there is only one person I REALLY want to go with right now, and that is Scott Pioli.

Radar Chief
10-30-2012, 07:14 AM
Or you could strap yourself into the flat bed and we could chase em through the corn and beans with a hi beam and a 12 gauge.
That'd be way more fun than hiding in a tree with a thumb in the ass.
Wild turkey, screamin for vengeance, 4x4, and 3in mag. ****in sign me up. ****in them deer up!

Sounds like the coyote hunters around here, except they’re using grey hounds instead of shotguns.

Radar Chief
10-30-2012, 07:15 AM
First off, SR, I'm a huntin MFer. been in the woods my entire life. second, I'd love to hunt with all of the above, just cuz I love to hunt. However, there is only one person I REALLY want to go with right now, and that is Scott Pioli.

:thumb: I swear it would be an accident.

tooge
10-30-2012, 07:16 AM
Here Scott, Put these here antlers on and go out into that tall grass over there and act like you're rooting around a bit. It'll b ring the deer in.

Easy 6
10-30-2012, 07:16 AM
Definitely Bwana.

rockymtnchief
10-30-2012, 07:20 AM
I voted Rocky Mountain Chief because of the road head, and the fact he'd get Bwana to come along.

Dammit! There's a "Dont ask/dont tell" policy on CP! :evil:

Yeah, I'd ask Bwana to go. His cooler is bigger than mine.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-30-2012, 07:22 AM
Yeah, I'd ask Bwana to go. His cooler is bigger than mine.

Genetics. :fire:

BoneKrusher
10-30-2012, 07:28 AM
i'd like to take Scott Pioli and Matt Cassel deer Hunting.

ChiefsNow
10-30-2012, 07:34 AM
Who would you prefer to go deer hunting with?

So who do you want to go camping with?

Bwana
10-30-2012, 07:34 AM
Yeah, I'd ask Bwana to go. His cooler is bigger than mine.

I'm just glad I didn't bring a full Yeti cooler for the last ATV trip. Between the two of us, I think we had enough beer to host a CP party. :eek:

As far as hunting, I wouldn't mind heading out with several people that post around here. :thumb: Slow guys would be at the top of the list if we are hunting in grizzly country. :p

LOCOChief
10-30-2012, 07:37 AM
kcnative.

2 go up the mountain
1 comes down

Mr. Flopnuts
10-30-2012, 07:46 AM
I'm just glad I didn't bring a full Yeti cooler for the last ATV trip. Between the two of us, I think we had enough beer to host a CP party. :eek:

As far as hunting, I wouldn't mind heading out with several people that post around here. :thumb: Slow guys would be at the top of the list if we are hunting in grizzly country. :p

ROFL You muddafucka!

Radar Chief
10-30-2012, 07:50 AM
Slow guys would be at the top of the list if we are hunting in grizzly country. :p

You don’t have to be the fastest just faster than the slowest, even if it takes shooting someone in the leg to ensure that is the case.

htismaqe
10-30-2012, 07:53 AM
Nobody wants to go deer huntin' with me?

I live in the sticks and we have big deer here.

Plus, we could roast one in the timber. What were we talking about again?

htismaqe
10-30-2012, 07:56 AM
I voted for Bob Dole.

We could hunt mule deer and wild hogs on his pecan farm.

Simply Red
10-30-2012, 05:13 PM
I voted for Bob Dole.

We could hunt mule deer and wild hogs on his pecan farm.

i'm glad he wasn't forgotten.

Mr. Laz
10-30-2012, 05:17 PM
at the risk of being called a treehugging pussy ....


nobody, not into killing stuff.


I might eat it but that doesn't mean i want to kill it

seclark
10-30-2012, 06:42 PM
at the risk of being called a treehugging pussy ....


nobody, not into killing stuff.


I might eat it but that doesn't mean i want to kill it

you'd be fine w/me ya treehugging pussy.
i can't hit the broad side of a barn anymore.
sec

Rausch
10-30-2012, 06:45 PM
I'm going with Mohillbilly.

I have a feeling that even going to the library with this crazy motherfucker would be an extreme experience...

Rausch
10-30-2012, 06:45 PM
you'd be fine w/me ya treehugging pussy.
i can't hit the broad side of a barn anymore.
sec

My ADD ass couldn't sit somewhere and do nothing for hours. I'd go fucking nuts...

Sofa King
10-30-2012, 06:49 PM
Already filled my archery tag, so it would have to be rifle.

Also hope you like walking and dragging my dead deer. Bring gas money and beer. Don't forget to buy me a 4 wheeler and a pickup with a trailer to haul it.

seclark
10-30-2012, 06:50 PM
My ADD ass couldn't sit somewhere and do nothing for hours. I'd go ****ing nuts...

i love it, unless it comes down to actually shooting something.
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3rd&48ers
10-30-2012, 06:52 PM
at the risk of being called a treehugging pussy ....


nobody, not into killing stuff.


I might eat it but that doesn't mean i want to kill it

Yea, I used to kill deer, but I quit several years ago, can't shoot them anymore but I am glad somebody does.

I don't think I would have a problem shooting people though.

rockymtnchief
10-30-2012, 07:22 PM
I'm just glad I didn't bring a full Yeti cooler for the last ATV trip. Between the two of us, I think we had enough beer to host a CP party. :eek:


I may be wrong, but we may have spent more time drinking afterwards than actual riding. We have to get out again before it gets too cold!

Mr. Laz
10-30-2012, 07:46 PM
Yea, I used to kill deer, but I quit several years ago, can't shoot them anymore but I am glad somebody does.

I don't think I would have a problem shooting people though.
population control is needed but i don't want to do it.

let's put it this way, if i had to choose between shooting an animal or a person, that person better hope the animal isn't cute or they might be a dead mother fucker.

the older i get the less i like people

:shrug:

Bwana
10-30-2012, 07:53 PM
I may be wrong, but we may have spent more time drinking afterwards than actual riding. We have to get out again before it gets too cold!

Indeed we do! We should take the rifles up there as well. There are some elk around there that need to go night night.

htismaqe
10-30-2012, 07:56 PM
at the risk of being called a treehugging pussy ....


nobody, not into killing stuff.


I might eat it but that doesn't mean i want to kill it

It's cool man.

I don't hunt anymore either. Between the ADD and the laziness, I'd rather just let one of my friends kill it and dress it.

I'll show up when it's coming off the grill. :D

3rd&48ers
10-30-2012, 08:03 PM
population control is needed but i don't want to do it.

let's put it this way, if i had to choose between shooting an animal or a person, that person better hope the animal isn't cute or they might be a dead mother ****er.

the older i get the less i like people

:shrug:
Same here man... I quit hunting right around 2000... I would get out of the warm bed to go sit in a deer stand all day to kill for meat I didn't particularly like except for the back straps/ tenderloin

I just want to be left alone as I age, I'm not gonna fight unless I am forced into it because as I noticed with my current broken rib, I heal too slow.

I like my old dog better than probably 95% of the people I know, I just spent 108 bucks on him some eye cream and antibiotics Monday and he has to wear a lamp shade for a week but what can you do? He is like a kid.

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rockymtnchief
10-30-2012, 08:06 PM
Indeed we do! We should take the rifles up there as well. There are some elk around there that need to go night night.

Saw some monsters 2 weeks ago....standing next to a "No Hunting" sign up the Boulder. I counted (10) 6x6's among 100 or so head.

Bwana
10-30-2012, 08:27 PM
Saw some monsters 2 weeks ago....standing next to a "No Hunting" sign up the Boulder. I counted (10) 6x6's among 100 or so head.

Sounds like we need to do a little farmer charm'n.

Reerun_KC
10-30-2012, 08:30 PM
Buehler. Cause I know him and his family personally. Plus we would probably shoot each other.

rockymtnchief
10-30-2012, 08:31 PM
Sounds like we need to do a little farmer charm'n.

I'll ask tomorrow who's place it is.

GloryDayz
10-30-2012, 08:32 PM
I would like to go with a farmer who dresses his cows up to look like deer.

Iowanian
10-30-2012, 09:19 PM
Sorry.

I'm a 1 man wolf pack this time of year.

Simply Red
10-30-2012, 09:55 PM
Sorry.

I'm a 1 man wolf pack this time of year.

& Boom! - Managed to grandfather in Iowanian.

Good to see you posting.

htismaqe
10-30-2012, 10:00 PM
Sorry.

I'm a 1 man wolf pack this time of year.

Better be careful getting the tip of your boot in the pic. Somebody might see your Uggs.

Simply Red
10-30-2012, 10:05 PM
Saw some monsters 2 weeks ago....standing next to a "No Hunting" sign up the Boulder. I counted (10) 6x6's among 100 or so head.

You may not believe it - but there are parts of Georgia w/in 20 miles from Atlanta that could throw up those numbers in someone's microcosm.

lewdog
10-30-2012, 10:15 PM
Um hello, I said I have a golf ball gun that I shoot deer with.

Why am I not included in this poll and who is coming with me?!

rockymtnchief
10-30-2012, 10:29 PM
You may not believe it - but there are parts of Georgia w/in 20 miles from Atlanta that could throw up those numbers in someone's microcosm.

Elk? Or are you talking deer?

Simply Red
10-30-2012, 10:30 PM
Elk? Or are you talking deer?

Ohh, Deer. Ughh never mind. :(

Simply Red
10-30-2012, 10:31 PM
Um hello, I said I have a golf ball gun that I shoot deer with.

Why am I not included in this poll and who is coming with me?!

Fuck you!

crazycoffey
10-30-2012, 10:41 PM
I voted Rocky Mountain Chief because of the road head, and the fact he'd get Bwana to come along.

ROFL , this