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Buck
10-30-2012, 07:05 PM
Poll forthcoming.

fire_egoli
10-30-2012, 07:06 PM
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fire_egoli
10-30-2012, 07:06 PM
< Eli

Buck
10-30-2012, 07:07 PM
< Eli

For sure. Eli gets his fuck on.

WhiteWhale
10-30-2012, 07:09 PM
Accounts in indy were that he had an open marriage and banged bitches all over town.

Sfeihc
10-30-2012, 07:11 PM
He went to Tennesse, you know the Vols. I am guessing plenty.

tk13
10-30-2012, 07:11 PM
< Eli

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Rain Man
10-30-2012, 07:12 PM
I went with 2 to 5. I figure he had lots of opportunities, but the women got impatient and left after he kept pacing the foot of the bed calling audibles.

I'm going with zero for Eli. Every time he got a woman in his room, Archie intervened and took over the process.

hometeam
10-30-2012, 07:12 PM
My bet is that he was knee deep in tang during college at the very least.

keg in kc
10-30-2012, 07:13 PM
I'm going to go with 2-5. Not gay, I don't think, married and kids (which doesn't guarantee anything....), but I would guess he's always had way more interest in football than anything else.

DeezNutz
10-30-2012, 07:13 PM
I'm going to go with 2-5. Not gay, I don't think, married and kids (which doesn't guarantee anything....), but I would guess he's always had way more interest in football than anything else.

Tiger Woods-like focus on his sport?

Rain Man
10-30-2012, 07:14 PM
My bet is that he was knee deep in tang during college at the very least.

I was going to say 'have you ever taken a look at him', but then I realized that he was destined to be rich, so it doesn't matter.

ThaVirus
10-30-2012, 07:14 PM
Accounts in indy were that he had an open marriage and banged bitches all over town.

Link?

keg in kc
10-30-2012, 07:15 PM
Tiger Woods-like focus on his sport?Anything's possible. I'd say Tom Brady's probably more likely in that (motor)boat, but who knows.

KCUnited
10-30-2012, 07:16 PM
But how many were black?

seclark
10-30-2012, 07:17 PM
But how many were black?

or had dicks?:hmmm:
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KCUnited
10-30-2012, 07:18 PM
or had dicks?:hmmm:
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OMAHA! OMAHA!

Woodchuck
10-30-2012, 07:21 PM
2

He's a goody goody, he looks mongloidish, and he's a dork.

DeezNutz
10-30-2012, 07:23 PM
OMAHA! OMAHA!

Skinny dicks! Skinny dicks!

rico
10-30-2012, 07:23 PM
I don't know how it's possible that Peyton Manning has boned less than 10 chicks. I've pulled multiples of 10 and I'm 8-10 years younger than Manning...and since the first time I ever had sex, I've only had spurts of maybe a year/year and a half of being single between my 3 girlfriends...and I have never been a cheater, so most of the chicks came in spurts bunched in those year to year and a half time frames. And I'm just....some dude (with a fortunately gerthy penis) and Peyton Manning is Peyton Manning and I would expect him to pull more tale than me in whatever time frames he has spent in life being single.

tk13
10-30-2012, 07:25 PM
2

He's a goody goody, he looks mongloidish, and he's a dork.

That's what he wants you to think.

KCUnited
10-30-2012, 07:26 PM
I don't know how it's possible that Peyton Manning has boned less than 10 chicks. I've pulled multiples of 10 and I'm 8-10 years younger than Manning...and since the first time I ever had sex, I've only had spurts of maybe a year/year and a half of being single between my 3 girlfriends...and I have never been a cheater, so most of the chicks came in spurts bunched in those year to year and a half time frames. And I'm just....some dude (with a fortunately gerthy penis) and Peyton Manning is Peyton Manning and I would expect him to pull more tale than me in whatever time frames he has spent in life being single.

Rubber sheets?

rico
10-30-2012, 07:26 PM
That's what he wants you to think.

Yup.

DeezNutz
10-30-2012, 07:27 PM
And I'm just....some dude (with a fortunately gerthy penis)

CP LMAO.

4.4 time as the football goes 60 with a tight spiral.

Buck
10-30-2012, 07:27 PM
I think that Archie probably forced him to have sex with a prostitute when he turned 18, and he probably had sex a couple times with his wife.

Lumpy
10-30-2012, 07:27 PM
Bored much, guys? LMAO

I don't think that he's tapped that much ass. He doesn't seem like the type, (manwhore doucher). But, I could be wrong. :shrug:

Carlota69
10-30-2012, 07:29 PM
It is common knowledge in the sporting world that Peyton has an open marriage and bangs chicks left right up and under. I don't have a link, since there would never ever be one, but I work in radio, sports radio is right next door to my studio, and the dude is a whore thru and thru. It is welllllllllll known.

Carlota69
10-30-2012, 07:31 PM
Bored much, guys? LMAO

I don't think that he's tapped that much ass. He doesn't seem like the type, (manwhore doucher). But, I could be wrong. :shrug:

He's a super man whore.

rico
10-30-2012, 07:33 PM
CP LMAO.

4.4 time as the football goes 60 with a tight spiral.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjiINQ3c5Nthklr8YekbgIJGRsJWcwazIVBJJD0e4Ww24vzuxXc1icZA

And most importantly the football sails over them mountains.

http://nflsfuture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dontari-poe2.jpg

And I can also do 44 reps of 225 lbs...bench press style, yo.

Lumpy
10-30-2012, 07:34 PM
He's a super man whore.

LMAO You forgot "doucher" at the end there, Carlota.

rockymtnchief
10-30-2012, 07:35 PM
An ex-coworker went to school with him and said he had no personality in college. However, he said that Peyton was always leaving parties with 1 or 2 women each night.

WV
10-30-2012, 07:36 PM
It is common knowledge in the sporting world that Peyton has an open marriage and bangs chicks left right up and under. I don't have a link, since there would never ever be one, but I work in radio, sports radio is right next door to my studio, and the dude is a whore thru and thru. It is welllllllllll known.

I didn't need another reason to hate him, but thanks.

BigMeatballDave
10-30-2012, 09:55 PM
Way more than 10.

Hell, I've been with more than 10 and I'm fat and poor.

Bugeater
10-30-2012, 09:58 PM
0. He's fucking ghey.

Dave Lane
10-30-2012, 10:00 PM
Wayover 500 I mean I'm in the triple digits at this point and he's got to have way way way more than me.

Count Zarth
10-30-2012, 10:01 PM
The dude teabagged his personal trainer during college.

At least 200 slores have ridden Manning's shotgun.

Count Zarth
10-30-2012, 10:05 PM
You're one of the top 10 QBs of all time.

You can bang just about any girl on the planet.

You know when you get bored and you decide to do something stupid on the internet?

Peyton Manning encounters these situations and finds a random hot broad to bone. Of which he probably has 50 on speed dial, just for such a situation.

Pants
10-30-2012, 10:10 PM
I'd say probably around 400.

saphojunkie
10-30-2012, 10:13 PM
I'd say that he is in no way capable of remembering more than 25% of the scores and scores and scores of chicks he has ****ing plowed through.

Imagine pussy is our defensive line, and peyton manning's dick is arian foster. Now you're getting the picture.

HoneyBadger
10-30-2012, 10:31 PM
Most likely the amount of girls banged by a quarterback relates directly with TDs thrown.

AussieChiefsFan
10-30-2012, 10:43 PM
Most likely the amount of girls banged by a quarterback relates directly with TDs thrown.

413 and counting

KcMizzou
10-30-2012, 10:44 PM
All of them.

KcMizzou
10-30-2012, 10:46 PM
Look what Tiger Woods did... and he's a golfer.

AussieChiefsFan
10-30-2012, 10:46 PM
LMAOLook what Tiger Woods did... and he's a golfer.

#1 Bronco's Fan
10-30-2012, 11:10 PM
No way he has done more than me and I have done 4 different women.

rico
10-31-2012, 12:10 AM
I'm guessing the number is >1000.

Lumpy
10-31-2012, 12:19 AM
That's it! :cuss:

Does anyone have any concrete evidence that Mr. Manning is a multi-vag-pounding, super manwhore doucher?!

I'll wait right over here until such proof is presented. ------------------->

/grabs newspaper

3rd&48ers
10-31-2012, 06:01 AM
That's it! :cuss:

Does anyone have any concrete evidence that Mr. Manning is a multi-vag-pounding, super manwhore doucher?!

I'll wait right over here until such proof is presented. ------------------->

/grabs newspaper

You are a nut LMAO

Rausch
10-31-2012, 06:07 AM
That's it! :cuss:

Does anyone have any concrete evidence that Mr. Manning is a multi-vag-pounding, super manwhore doucher?!

I'll wait right over here until such proof is presented. ------------------->

/grabs newspaper

This.

The Uber-goober strikes me as the type of guy "saving himself for retirement."

Predarat
10-31-2012, 06:59 AM
prolly bout 100 or so.

Dave Lane
10-31-2012, 07:15 AM
I'm guessing the number is >1000.

Wouldn't surprise me if he is well north of that number.

COchief
10-31-2012, 07:16 AM
That's it! :cuss:

Does anyone have any concrete evidence that Mr. Manning is a multi-vag-pounding, super manwhore doucher?!

I'll wait right over here until such proof is presented. ------------------->

/grabs newspaper

This has been the word on the street for years in Indy. Of course he keeps it under wraps, he has millions and millions riding on his squeaky clean image for endorsements.

It seems to me Peyton did it correctly for once as an athlete. It appears he sat his wife down and said "listen, you are going to stay pretty and have my children and live in a ridiculous mansion and have access to hundreds of millions of dollars, in return I bang anything I want and you don't say shit".

I think if more Pros approached it in this way there would be a lot less drama involved with their marriages.

Carlota69
10-31-2012, 07:23 AM
This.

The Uber-goober strikes me as the type of guy "saving himself for retirement."

Sorry, it's well known in sporting circles that the dude is a whore in an epic kind of way. Heis not saving himself, or anyone else, for retirement. Not even close.

Carlota69
10-31-2012, 07:24 AM
This has been the word on the street for years in Indy. Of course he keeps it under wraps, he has millions and millions riding on his squeaky clean image for endorsements.

It seems to me Peyton did it correctly for once as an athlete. It appears he sat his wife down and said "listen, you are going to stay pretty and have my children and live in a ridiculous mansion and have access to hundreds of millions of dollars, in return I bang anything I want and you don't say shit".

I think if more Pros approached it in this way there would be a lot less drama involved with their marriages.

Bingo!!!!

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-31-2012, 08:08 AM
Maybe 1. Archie may have sired his children.

Molitoth
10-31-2012, 08:22 AM
I see peyton with a higher focus on football. I voted 2 to 5.

Steron
10-31-2012, 08:22 AM
http://www.playerwives.com/nfl/denver-broncos/peyton-mannings-wife-ashley-manning-and-now-their-twins-too/

stevieray
10-31-2012, 08:51 AM
This has been the word on the street for years in Indy. Of course he keeps it under wraps, he has millions and millions riding on his squeaky clean image for endorsements.

It seems to me Peyton did it correctly for once as an athlete. It appears he sat his wife down and said "listen, you are going to stay pretty and have my children and live in a ridiculous mansion and have access to hundreds of millions of dollars, in return I bang anything I want and you don't say shit".

I think if more Pros approached it in this way there would be a lot less drama involved with their marriages.
...that just makes him a piece of shit.

saphojunkie
10-31-2012, 09:47 AM
That's it! :cuss:

Does anyone have any concrete evidence that Mr. Manning is a multi-vag-pounding, super manwhore doucher?!

I'll wait right over here until such proof is presented. ------------------->

/grabs newspaper

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/nfl/peyton-manning-net-worth/

Trivers
10-31-2012, 09:50 AM
I went with 2 to 5. I figure he had lots of opportunities, but the women got impatient and left after he kept pacing the foot of the bed calling audibles.

I'm going with zero for Eli. Every time he got a woman in his room, Archie intervened and took over the process.

ROFL! I just spit Diet Coke all over my computer!

Tonka83
10-31-2012, 10:03 AM
Peyton might have banged a drunk one here or there in college. Maybe some freaky chick that's into kinky Buzzard sex.
http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/sykonist/looney-tunes/256/Beaky-Buzzard-icon.png

gblowfish
10-31-2012, 10:04 AM
Eli's wife is hotter than Peyton's wife.

saphojunkie
10-31-2012, 10:36 AM
The rampant jealousy on here is insane. It's like, you have to make this guy out to be some kind of gooberish loser in order to validate why you haven't slayed bitches in the 1,000's while your hot ass wife smiles for the camera.

He's an athlete. It's what they do.

It's one of the reasons why Wayne Simien left the NBA. He had the talent to stay in the league, but he couldn't stand all the other players giving him hell for not cheating on his wife ceaselessly while on the road.

People need to realize that these marriages are business propositions. These chicks date superstar college athletes, stand by them, and when the guy gets drafted, he rewards her with a $700,000 engagement ring. However, he's still 21 years old, rich, and a physical specimen. So, here's the choice, throw over the girl you've been with for four years or marry her, give her the big house and kids, and then go bone all the chicks you can handle.

The wives look the other way (at this point in the game, it's most likely not even a silent dismissal but verbalized approval), and in turn they are well taken care of.

You just have to understand that these people don't live in the same world that we do.

The flip side comes around when they are 50 years old and have nothing but each other now. There are no more crowds of adoring fans. No more blockbuster deals. No more red carpet. They're just old rich people. And then they realize that their "marriage" is actually a hollow business agreement for a now-defunct company. Then they get divorced.

It's an AMAZING deal for the first 15 years. After that, it gets more sad by the anniversary.

Lumpy
10-31-2012, 10:40 AM
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/nfl/peyton-manning-net-worth/

Point made. I suppose there are quite a few money-hungry sluts he could buy w/ that kind of rake.

Good for him. I hope he doesn't pass along the HIV to his wife.

/glances back at newspaper