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OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:01 PM
First off, Happy Halloween to y'all. Our neighborhood is kinda secluded and doesn't have any young kids, so tonight will be quiet for Mrs. OTW58 and I.

Saturday night, however, was a blast. Annual adult costume party. I went as Walter White from Breaking Bad. Shaved head, goatee, glasses, Member's Only-style jacket with a black pork-pie hat. Bought some blueberry rock candy and put it in 2x2 inch baggies and "peddled meth" all night, taking every possible opportunity to say, "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" and "I AM THE DANGER".

Anywho...

It's Halloween and our Chiefs have been much more trick than treat. Show that CP creativity and post a Chiefs related "trick or treat".

I'll start, but backwards:

Treat: Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers.

Trick: We're 4 years into the Pioli era, and the guys I listed above are STILL the best players on the roster.


Go.

(and be safe out there)

KC Tattoo
10-31-2012, 04:11 PM
Don't worry your not the first Q of the day.

OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:17 PM
Don't worry your not the first Q of the day.

Image was on purpose since people were whining. Not sure how that affects the thread itself, though. I'll delete the pic so folks don't get their panties in a bunch.

Count Zarth
10-31-2012, 04:17 PM
Treat: Oh, we got a big strong quarterback who says all the right things and is handsome and led the Patriots to a winning season and had back to back 400-yard games!

Trick: HE FUCKING SUCKS.

La literatura
10-31-2012, 04:18 PM
What did your wife go as?

OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:19 PM
Treat: Oh, we got a big strong quarterback who says all the right things and is handsome and led the Patriots to a winning season and had back to back 400-yard games!

Trick: HE FUCKING SUCKS.

LMAO

That's the spirit.

SNR
10-31-2012, 04:25 PM
Treat: Snickers

Trick: Wrapper on the floor makes our GM have his period

OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:26 PM
Treat: Snickers

Trick: Wrapper on the floor makes our GM have his period

ROFL

DeezNutz
10-31-2012, 04:27 PM
Treat: Birds over arrowhead.

Trick: They execute better patterns than our WRs.

BigMeatballDave
10-31-2012, 04:27 PM
Matt Cassel plays at a high level.

Count Zarth
10-31-2012, 04:29 PM
Treat: We drafted Jon Baldwin!

Trick: We drafted Jon Baldwin.

chiefzilla1501
10-31-2012, 04:31 PM
Treat: Snickers

Trick: Wrapper on the floor makes our GM have his period

Treat: Snickers

Trick: Snickers falling on the floor makes our Head Coach have his period

Sfeihc
10-31-2012, 04:33 PM
Treat:Best tailgate in the land

Trick:Going into the stadium for the game

OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:33 PM
Treat: We drafted Jon Baldwin!

Trick: We drafted Jon Baldwin.

:clap:

DeezNutz
10-31-2012, 04:34 PM
Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-31-2012, 04:34 PM
Trick... what the team lacks in ability they more than make up for with their complete lack of heart, drive, aggressiveness, pride, leadership, scheming, desicion making, game planning, coaching and public relations knowledge.

Treat... I won't have a single trick or treater bother me for the 8th year in a row.

chiefs1111
10-31-2012, 04:34 PM
Treat:Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers and Houston
Trick: Poe. I know he is just a rookie but once again a Pioli first round pick isn't doing much to impress thus far.

chiefzilla1501
10-31-2012, 04:34 PM
Treat: Blacking out Arrowhead

Trick: Blacking out to forget being in Arrowhead

OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:35 PM
Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

chiefs1111
10-31-2012, 04:36 PM
Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

:mad:

Bowser
10-31-2012, 04:38 PM
Treat: We drafted Donald Stephenson so Pioli won't have to get mired in contract talks with Branden Albert!

Trick: Russell Wilson, taken ONE PICK after Stephenson, has beaten both the Patriots and Packers as a starting QB this season.


(And yes, I'm going to beat this drum like a rented mule for as long as it takes)

Chief Roundup
10-31-2012, 04:40 PM
Treat: "We are going to bring in QB competition" Pioli

Trick: Brady Quinn

Flachief58
10-31-2012, 04:42 PM
Treat: The Faiders suck

Trick: They have more wins at Arrowhead in the past 10 months than the Chiefs do

OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:45 PM
Treat: Tony Moeaki, AKA "The greatest TE ever to miss 50% of his games due to injury in both college and the pros" hasn't missed a game this year due to injury.

Trick: The cocksucker - who we traded up for and took ahead of guys like Jimmy Graham and Aaron Hernandez - has a whopping 14 catches for 151 yards in SEVEN GAMES.

Sfeihc
10-31-2012, 04:47 PM
Treat: We drafted Donald Stephenson so Pioli won't have to get mired in contract talks with Branden Albert!

Trick: Russell Wilson, taken ONE PICK after Stephenson, has beaten both the Patriots and Packers as a starting QB this season.


(And yes, I'm going to beat this drum like a rented mule for as long as it takes)


I don't hear anyone giving Carroll and crew crap anymore for drafting Wilson in the third.

Pioli has caught and surpassed Greg Robinson, King Carl, the kicker that shall go unnamed and Elvis Grbac in garnering hatred among Chiefs fans, so at least in that respect he's been quite successful.

Treat: King Carl gone, Clark hires Pioli

Trick: King Carl gone, Clark hires Pioli

Bowser
10-31-2012, 04:48 PM
Treat: We are witnessing perhaps the single worst season ever played by a Chiefs team.

Trick: I'm actually looking forward to watching the Royals instead of these mouth breathers.

Flachief58
10-31-2012, 04:48 PM
Treat: The Chiefs won't go 0-16

Trick: They are breaking 70 year old records for suck

loochy
10-31-2012, 04:48 PM
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398_10151265920605901_1455418199_n.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
10-31-2012, 04:51 PM
Treat: We are witnessing perhaps the single worst season ever played by a Chiefs team.

Trick: I'm actually looking forward to watching the Royals instead of these mouth breathers.

LMAO

Bewbies
10-31-2012, 05:03 PM
Treat: Matt Cassel's
Trick: dick tastes like banana bread

BigMeatballDave
10-31-2012, 05:20 PM
Treat: "We are going to bring in QB competition" Pioli

Trick: Brady Quinn

LMAO

Winner!

bevischief
10-31-2012, 05:22 PM
Pioli treat 4 years ago. 4 years later trick he sucks.

Nightfyre
10-31-2012, 05:25 PM
Treat: There is no doubt in anyone's mind that we are going to draft a legitimate QB in the offseason.
Trick: The Suck4Luck movement got started one year too late.

petegz28
10-31-2012, 05:26 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/14414_4836843608656_1803670550_n.jpg

:Poke:

KCFalcon59
10-31-2012, 05:29 PM
Treat: We have all 1st round picks on the D-Line
Trick: They play like 7th rounders

:(

Easy 6
10-31-2012, 05:36 PM
Have the day off tomorrow, so i plan to partake of some festivity at the local watering hole.

But i envy you folks with kids still doing the halloween thing, those are some of my fondest memories, it kinda made me feel like a kid myself.

Well wishes to all.

SNR
10-31-2012, 05:51 PM
I don't hear anyone giving Carroll and crew crap anymore for drafting Wilson in the third.
They never did. They were too busy howling at the Bruce Irvin reach in the first round

KC Tattoo
10-31-2012, 05:56 PM
Pioli treat 4 years ago. 4 years later trick he sucks.

Yep.

Treat Carl Peterson getting fired

Trick Snott Pioli becomes GM

scho63
10-31-2012, 06:06 PM
Treat: We have all 1st round picks on the D-Line
Trick: They play like 7th rounders

:(

ROFL

milkman
10-31-2012, 06:14 PM
Treat:Stole a pass rushing beast in the third round to play opposite of Hali.

Trick:The dumbass calling the defense sending that pass rushing beast in pass coverage about 60% of snaps.

milkman
10-31-2012, 06:15 PM
Treat (to most fans):Fired Haley

Trick:Hired Romeo Crennel to replace him.

milkman
10-31-2012, 06:17 PM
Treat:Clark announces to the world that the Chiefs are definitely interested in Peyton Manning.

Trick:Clark leaves the responsibility of luring Manning to KC in Scott Pioli's hands.

milkman
10-31-2012, 06:18 PM
Treat:Ricky Stanzi

Trick:Ricky Stanzi

bevischief
10-31-2012, 06:21 PM
Treat:Clark announces to the world that the Chiefs are definitely interested in Peyton Manning.

Trick:Clark leaves the responsibility of luring Manning to KC in Scott Pioli's hands.

:clap:

KC Tattoo
10-31-2012, 06:23 PM
Treat: an uprgrade @ RT over Barry Richardson

Trick: Eric Winston whiffs on blocking gets his qb killed then lavishes(thickening) out at the fans giving him the douchbag award of the year.

Count Zarth
10-31-2012, 06:28 PM
Treat: an uprgrade @ RT over Fece Richardson

Trick: Eric Winston whiffs on blocking gets his qb killed then lavishes(thickening) out at the fans giving him the douchbag award of the year.

thread. over.

Dartgod
10-31-2012, 06:29 PM
Trick: Giving up season tickets three years ago after 20 years :(

Treat: Not paying $2,000 a year to watch this crap fest. :)

Woodchuck
10-31-2012, 08:00 PM
Treat: Bowe finally signed his tag.

Trick: He doesn't do jack shit and makes $600,000 a game.

jspchief
10-31-2012, 08:02 PM
Treat: The Faiders suck

Trick: They have more wins at Arrowhead in the past 10 months than the Chiefs dothat one hurts

Easy 6
10-31-2012, 08:11 PM
that one hurts

Yeah, that really does, unbelievable.