If Pioli had a theme song....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So I woke up this morning(that's always good amiright?), and this was the first thing that popped in to my head.

Scott Peeholi needs a theme song and these are my, and yours by extension choices:

1) The Swedish Chef Theme from the Muppets:

I envision Peeholi singing this song while making important decisions and choices. There is a dart board behind him with names and pictures, and as he sings "BORK-BORK-BORK(!)", he tosses the dart over his shoulder, letting the fickle finger of fate make the call. Because he is a moron and actually knows jack AND shit.

2) The theme from Sanford and Son:

The Chiefs represent a broke-down, ghetto-assed junk-truck with Peeholi at the wheel. That big bed frame in the back represents Tamba Hali. It might come crashing over the top in a freak accident and decapitate Peeholi if we are lucky.

3) The theme from Greatest American Hero:

William Katt, with his big, dumbassed, white-afro wasn't good enough to be Luke Skywalker, and Peeholi/Casshole aren't good enough to bag groceries at Price Chopper much less be the foundations of this franchise. They might, however, be real heroes when it comes to washing Bill Grigsby's car or something.

Poll Forthcoming...

[hometeam]

Obligatory

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[Shag]

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[hometeam]

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Q

[gblowfish]

This should be on the list:
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[King_Chief_Fan]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=342544945856322429

[Rasputin]

Don't be dissin The Great American Hero. That show was bad ass. Same with the rest, good shows man.

[COchief]

This song, as he stares into Matty's eyes and strokes his hair by the fire...

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[listopencil]

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[BigRock]

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The original tragic Italian clown.

[Woodchuck]

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[FlaChief58]

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[Barret]

The Chiefs Fan Base if Pioli and Cassel are retained next year???

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Cassel Sucks and the Chiefs have quit Fighting
Loses mount as quick as lightning
Fan support has reached a new low
and Romeo states "He just doesnt know"
"He just doesn't Knooowww"

[ptlyon]

Wheres"Burnin Down The House"?

[rico]

Pioli to Cassel: "Lady" by Kenny Rogers

"Lady"

Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song

Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear

In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long

Lady, your love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my lady

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[Dave Lane]

I'm going with this:

http://re-prop.com/cp/pioli.jpg

[siberian khatru]

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The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams

When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams?

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
Yes, I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

Between the iron gates of fate
The seeds of time were sown
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known

Knowledge is a deadly friend
When no one sets the rules
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
Yes, I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

[scho63]

I like this one....

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[fire_egoli]

It just now dawned on me the Chiefs have a game tonight. Holy shit this team has completely hit rock bottom. I used to not be able to sleep being so excited the night before...

[ChiefMojo]

I've barely even registered that the Chiefs play tonight as well.... yawn!

[KChiefer]

My bologna has a first name...it's R-o-m-e-o

[T-post Tom]

Change the lyrics just a little bit and you could make a case for the theme from "Gilligan's Island."

[Rausch]

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I 2nd this notion.

A close 2nd...

Soy un perdedor...

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[God of Thunder]

Imperial Death March.

[BigCatDaddy]

I was think Ric Flair's theme song. Perhaps blast it over the speakers at Arrowhead and Pioli walks down the steps between the groups of irrate fans and give a few "Whooooo's!"

[Nickel D]

DPS, you need to get off of that zinc/magnesium/B6 stuff immediately!!

[ZepSinger]

"My bags are packed- I'm ready to go... " :clap:

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[Hammock Parties]

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[Woodchuck]

Imperial Death March.

Winner...

It's a sad day when you realize that Al has passed the torch to the Chief's GM.

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[Hammock Parties]

Don't fucking insult Darth Vader.

This is Pioli's intro:

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[TribalElder]

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[Braincase]

Beck - Loser

[MahiMike]

Obligatory

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exactly what I thought of when I read the title.

[WV]

This is fitting after he's killed this franchise. Although a little insulting to the military to be associated with Peeholy.

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[OnTheWarpath15]

I wish I had the time to create v. 2.0 for Pioli...

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[Easy 6]

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[The Iron Chief]

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