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Braincase
11-01-2012, 11:25 PM
I fried ants with a magnifying glass.

I helped some guys cheat in Algebra. I sold the test answers at lunch durnig fourth hour.

I wiped a booger on a teacher's coffee cup.

I farted during a shared oral sex moment with a girlfriend in high school.

Forgive me, football gods. I'm a simple Chiefs fan. Tell me my penance.

fire_egoli
11-01-2012, 11:27 PM
CHIEFS WILL!

Reerun_KC
11-01-2012, 11:27 PM
I deserve this.because I argued against hiring crennel.

notorious
11-01-2012, 11:27 PM
Thank you, Dad! You could have been a Pittsburgh fan, but noooooooo.

KCrockaholic
11-01-2012, 11:29 PM
We probably all need to confess our sins in order for this thing to turn around.

KCrockaholic
11-01-2012, 11:29 PM
I fried ants with a magnifying glass.

I helped some guys cheat in Algebra. I sold the test answers at lunch durnig fourth hour.

I wiped a booger on a teacher's coffee cup.

I farted during a shared oral sex moment with a girlfriend in high school.

Forgive me, football gods. I'm a simple Chiefs fan. Tell me my penance.

What are you saying?

Nevermind. I read that as "Anal" sex.

Crush
11-01-2012, 11:30 PM
I'm pretty sure that I was a serial rapist that kicked puppies in a previous life. That is the only logical explanation.

Bewbies
11-01-2012, 11:30 PM
What are you saying?

He spent time in juvy.

KCtotheSB
11-01-2012, 11:41 PM
I killed 12 hookers with piano wire.

Sorter
11-01-2012, 11:43 PM
If you all are seriously wondering what Chiefs fans did to deserve this, then look no further.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7eP2yw0dRuB5WphVVnp7mAiUASUFaBOm76VhoIw1H-g5Fhw6v

Baconeater
11-02-2012, 12:03 AM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Ace Gunner
11-02-2012, 12:05 AM
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

shoulda shot yo mama fo dat name she gave you

Count Alex's Losses
11-02-2012, 12:06 AM
I wrote five articles extolling the virtues of Matt Cassel, with detailed breakdowns of good plays he made as a New England Patriot, right after he was traded.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:07 AM
Ok. I've got one. I shot a bunny with a bee bee gun one time and it ended up dying.

KcMizzou
11-02-2012, 12:07 AM
I wrote five articles extolling the virtues of Matt Cassel, with detailed breakdowns of good plays he made as a New England Patriot, right after he was traded.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.Ooh, that's good.

Micjones
11-02-2012, 12:07 AM
I celebrated Don Denkinger's blown call in '85.

Count Alex's Losses
11-02-2012, 12:07 AM
I made two Matt Cassel highlight films, and tried to make people feel good about him with them.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

chiefs1111
11-02-2012, 12:07 AM
poop

Count Alex's Losses
11-02-2012, 12:08 AM
I called Pioli a "balla ass GM" after the 2011 draft, and most everyone from that draft class fucking sucks.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

Count Alex's Losses
11-02-2012, 12:09 AM
I posted several threads on here about Tyson Jackson, and how he was better than BJ Raji and was one of the top 3-4 run stuffers in the league. I tried to make people feel good about Tyson Jackson.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

KcMizzou
11-02-2012, 12:09 AM
poopEverybody poops. There's a book about it.

Great read.

ArrowheadMagic
11-02-2012, 12:11 AM
resists urge to say your mom.

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:12 AM
I posted several threads on here about Tyson Jackson, and how he was better than BJ Raji and was one of the top 3-4 run stuffers in the league. I tried to make people feel good about Tyson Jackson.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

But he was. He's significantly gotten worse this year for some reason.

Count Alex's Losses
11-02-2012, 12:14 AM
But he was. He's significantly gotten worse this year for some reason.

Level of competition.

BigRock
11-02-2012, 12:14 AM
In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th trade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And once during lunch I went nuts. And I pigged out. And they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

lcarus
11-02-2012, 12:17 AM
I deserve this.because I argued against hiring crennel.

Shit...I actually thought Crennel should have a second chance at coaching an NFL team. LMAO This guy makes Herman frickin Edwards look good.

ArrowheadMagic
11-02-2012, 12:17 AM
In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th trade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And once during lunch I went nuts. And I pigged out. And they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

you fucking heathen. its been you all along.

Count Alex's Losses
11-02-2012, 12:17 AM
I stole 5 packs of Star Wars CCG cards from an old, fat, stupid comic book store owner when I was 17.

THIS IS MY RECKONING.

Ace Gunner
11-02-2012, 12:18 AM
At the end of your life you will all get boned by a large black man. Oh, wait.

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:18 AM
But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Oh god that is some goooood shit. True or not, that's gold.

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:19 AM
I stole about 5 boxes of condoms when I was 16.

KcMizzou
11-02-2012, 12:20 AM
I stole about 5 boxes of condoms when I was 16.But, did they go to a good cause?

KcMizzou
11-02-2012, 12:21 AM
At the end of your life you will all get boned by a large black man. Oh, wait.ROFL

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:22 AM
But, did they go to a good cause?

Of course. A couple bucks lost by a big company is nothing compared to the debt I'd be in right now if I hadn't done so...So really, it wasn't a big deal.





Plus she was hot.

ArrowheadMagic
11-02-2012, 12:24 AM
Of course. A couple bucks lost by a big company is nothing compared to the debt I'd be in right now if I hadn't done so...So really, it wasn't a big deal.

psst masturbating with one on doesnt constitute "using" it.

zigbazah
11-02-2012, 12:24 AM
ate bacon

GoShox
11-02-2012, 12:24 AM
I openly told people that the Chiefs were going to have a great season this year and that Crennel was going to prove to be a great coach that just couldn't win at Cleveland since nobody can.

I'm sorry guys.

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:25 AM
psst masturbating with one on doesnt constitute "using" it.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ35eEv-L8ioNL6VMbGRQDi3Vtpx67mGm6OviSKNHNBm5x6aRV2twY6cGb62A

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:26 AM
I openly told people that the Chiefs were going to have a great season this year and that Crennel was going to prove to be a great coach that just couldn't win at Cleveland since nobody can.

I'm sorry guys.

Did this as well.

I was fully convinced that we were gonna be a pretty good team this year... As were A LOT of people.

Regardless, I'm sorry as well to the people I told "It's ok to get your hopes up this year."

dmahurin
11-02-2012, 12:26 AM
Oh god that is some goooood shit. True or not, that's gold.

Have you never seen the goonies? Is that possible?

KcMizzou
11-02-2012, 12:28 AM
Have you never seen the goonies? Is that possible?Kids these days. :shake:

ClevelandBronco
11-02-2012, 12:28 AM
I said my prayers.

KcMizzou
11-02-2012, 12:29 AM
Of course. A couple bucks lost by a big company is nothing compared to the debt I'd be in right now if I hadn't done so...So really, it wasn't a big deal.





Plus she was hot.:thumb:

You did the right thing.

KCrockaholic
11-02-2012, 12:30 AM
Have you never seen the goonies? Is that possible?

Did not. I was forced to deal with Rosanne, Seinfield, and MASH.

keg in kc
11-02-2012, 12:49 AM
I'm a bad person in general.

TinyEvel
11-02-2012, 03:43 AM
I liked Trinere.

UK_Chief
11-02-2012, 03:46 AM
I bet that the Chiefs would win the AFC west
I bet that the Chiefs would win the Superbowl

Sorry to everyone...

bevischief
11-02-2012, 07:02 AM
I tore up a golf course green and destroyed a few golf carts in the process.

DaKCMan AP
11-02-2012, 07:05 AM
I suppose the Chiefs provide a counterbalance to my massive amount of Awesome.

Der Flöprer
11-02-2012, 07:11 AM
I came home from work at halftime during week 1. It's gone down hill ever since. Sorry I didn't die in a car wreck guys.

R8RFAN
11-02-2012, 07:15 AM
I think it's because you guys brag to much and talk stupid shit too much but it's just me.

AussieChiefsFan
11-02-2012, 07:17 AM
I think it's because you guys brag to much and talk stupid shit too much but it's just me.:spock:

the Talking Can
11-02-2012, 07:22 AM
I think it's because you guys brag to much and talk stupid shit too much but it's just me.

nobody cares what a jailhouse queen thinks...

R8RFAN
11-02-2012, 07:24 AM
nobody cares what a jailhouse queen thinks...


Hey man, don't get pissy with me, he asked a question and I answered it to the best of my ability

Stryker
11-02-2012, 07:40 AM
I swore to my brother (die hard Steelers fan) back in 1992 that I would be a Chiefs fan till the day I die! :facepalm:

32 f'ing teams, 32

I just keep believing that one day, before I die, this team will make it all worth while!

Baconeater
11-02-2012, 07:46 AM
I think it's because you guys brag to much and talk stupid shit too much but it's just me.
Brag??? About what? We have nothing to brag about. Definitely a lot of stupid shit around here but that's part of the charm and it's why you keep coming back.

Red Beans
11-02-2012, 07:51 AM
I slept with many women whom I thought I cared for, but ultimately didn't. I also used to selfishly do a shit load of drugs. We are all paying for our sins in real time this year.

R8RFAN
11-02-2012, 07:52 AM
Brag??? About what? We have nothing to brag about. Definitely a lot of stupid shit around here but that's part of the charm and it's why you keep coming back.

You know I am just ****ing with you all dawg

Red Beans
11-02-2012, 07:53 AM
I also pissed in a water fountain in a police station.

htismaqe
11-02-2012, 07:54 AM
I killed a vagr....eh, that wasn't me. I swear.

Zeke
11-02-2012, 08:03 AM
I wasted my parents money away in college, using it as a platform to party not educate.

I called my wife a bitch (on several occassions).

I have continued to watch this team and spend my money to go to games, even after swearing i wouldn't support this ownership\management.

Zeke
11-02-2012, 08:05 AM
You know I am just ****ing with you all dawg

Enjoy it while you can... sooner or later there will be a lack of chiefs fans for you to "dawg"

R8RFAN
11-02-2012, 08:09 AM
Enjoy it while you can... sooner or later there will be a lack of chiefs fans for you to "dawg"

There will always be Chief fans

AussieChiefsFan
11-02-2012, 08:10 AM
There will always be Chief fansTrue.

Zeke
11-02-2012, 08:13 AM
There will always be Chief fans

you're right, we are masochists. I guess i AM here this morning. *sigh*

jd1020
11-02-2012, 08:13 AM
Became a fan.

R8RFAN
11-02-2012, 08:15 AM
you're right, we are masochists. I guess i AM here this morning. *sigh*

I feel your pain

Braincase
11-02-2012, 10:05 AM
I was mean to an unattractive girl once. Sorry about that.

Graystoke
11-02-2012, 10:12 AM
I stole from Church once.
I carved my Brothers name in the coffee table with my new jacknife.
I let my pals spy on my older sister when she would shower.
I was a serial pumpkin smasher on Halloween.
I Rolled a kid for his candy once, just because I just got rolled.
I have egged several houses.
I have thrown snowballs at several cars.
I shit in a bucket once, put it in a elevator, pressed every button on a 28 story building.

For this I am sorry

Ceej
11-02-2012, 10:14 AM
I let a married woman suck me off.

She swallowed like a champ.

I'm sorta, kinda sorry for that.

REPENT!

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 10:18 AM
I stole from Church once.
I carved my Brothers name in the coffee table with my new jacknife.
I let my pals spy on my older sister when she would shower.
I was a serial pumpkin smasher on Halloween.
I Rolled a kid for his candy once, just because I just got rolled.
I have egged several houses.
I have thrown snowballs at several cars.
I shit in a bucket once, put it in a elevator, pressed every button on a 28 story building.

For this I am sorry

LMAO

theelusiveeightrop
11-02-2012, 10:20 AM
Embezzlement. Still sorry to this day. Really sorry.

Braincase
11-02-2012, 10:20 AM
OK, how many of you bastards ever told a girl you loved her so you could get in her pants? Confess your sins!

(I did... surprised how ineffective it was. Musta been me.)

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 10:25 AM
I stole a matchbox car from another kid at recess in 4th grade, however I did feel so bad about it that I gave it back.

I threw my little sisters baby blanket into a burning trash can when we were kids. Mom and dad were trying to break her of it. I thought I was helping.

I pooped on the basement floor once because the bathroom was occupied for too long and I couldn't hold it anymore.

I used to steal cans of cherry pie filling from the cupboards, sneak it to my room, eat it and hide the empty cans under my bed or in the closet.

I started posting on ChiefsPlanet and haven't stopped.

ChiefsNow
11-02-2012, 10:32 AM
I killed 12 hookers with piano wire.

You could get in trouble for that stolen piano wire , you know.

Ceej
11-02-2012, 10:34 AM
I used to stock the freezers at SAMs Club. The shift was 4a-12p.

Well, I would ALWAYS show up late because being up that early is fucking absurd.

I wouldn't have any time to eat.

So, one day I snagged a burrito out of the loose/damaged section in the freezer and scarfed that bitch down!!!!! After I microwaved it, of course.

Bump
11-02-2012, 11:54 AM
Karma. Is. Real.

ChiefButthurt
11-02-2012, 11:58 AM
Thank you, Dad! You could have been a Pittsburgh fan, but noooooooo.

Hahaha....my son tells me that all the time. ROFL

ghak99
11-02-2012, 12:22 PM
:hmmm:



I read all of the above and have come to the conclusion that I'm either a horrible human being, or you ****ers are holding back.

Graystoke
11-02-2012, 01:13 PM
:hmmm:



I read all of the above and have come to the conclusion that I'm either a horrible human being, or you ****ers are holding back.

I only confessed up to the age of 10.
Saving the rest up for when the Chiefs really suck!
ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
11-02-2012, 01:19 PM
I was barely 17 and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster.

R8RFAN
11-02-2012, 01:21 PM
This probably had something to do with the way you guys cheer injuries on other teams and cheer when your own QB goes down... Maybe the way you disrespected Al is coming back to haunt you

Flachief58
11-02-2012, 01:23 PM
I supported the Casshole signing. I figured he would have learned something from Brady & could be a servicable QB. Please forgive me for my sins :grovel:

mdchiefsfan
11-02-2012, 01:42 PM
In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th trade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And once during lunch I went nuts. And I pigged out. And they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Awesome.

Zeke
11-02-2012, 01:44 PM
Maybe the way you disrespected Al is coming back to haunt you

I have two Raider Fan friends that openly admitted the guy passing was best for the franchise. That's not all on us. :p

Predarat
11-02-2012, 01:46 PM
I went to a restaurant, ran up a bill for almost $140 and stiffed the waiter, just left a note explaining I was a single dad and could not afford a tip, then apologized for it.

Easy 6
11-02-2012, 01:54 PM
I think Huey Lewis & the News are pretty cool.

Pawnmower
11-02-2012, 01:54 PM
I threw a basketball at a kid's head so hard during p.e. in 7th grade it clothes-lined him.

Fire Me Boy!
11-02-2012, 01:55 PM
I think Huey Lewis & the News are pretty cool.

Dude. Don't you already know? It's hip to be square.

R8RFAN
11-02-2012, 01:56 PM
I have two Raider Fan friends that openly admitted the guy passing was best for the franchise. That's not all on us. :p

I can't say that

Zeke
11-02-2012, 01:58 PM
Time for me to come clean, guys.

I had season tickets in 2010. Went to every home game save the last.

We won every game I went to.

Gave up our tickets and haven't been back to another, until I went to New Orleans this year.

We won that one.

Amazingly enough, I've had SportingKC season tickets the last 2 years, and look what's happened to them.

I'll refrain from attending Chiefs games any more this season to assure the #1 pick.

Next year, and from then on... I will go to every single game. I promise.

I really, truly apologize to everyone for all that I've put you through the last couple years. :(

Bob Dole
11-02-2012, 01:58 PM
Bob Dole can't give details, but involved a rifle and a grass-covered hillock.

Zeke
11-02-2012, 02:00 PM
Bob Dole can't give details, but involved a rifle and a grass-covered hillock.

Sounds like a Bill Clinton story, not Bob Dole.

Easy 6
11-02-2012, 02:07 PM
I once took a massive bite out of each half of a co-workers sammich, then neatly wrapped it back up.

You know, on second thought, it was righteous... he was a douche.

ChiefsNow
11-02-2012, 02:16 PM
I kicked the town drunk in the nuts when I was younger, just to make my friends laugh.

Bump
11-02-2012, 02:18 PM
I went to a restaurant, ran up a bill for almost $140 and stiffed the waiter, just left a note explaining I was a single dad and could not afford a tip, then apologized for it.

but you could afford a $140 dinner?

lol okay

Spott
11-02-2012, 02:18 PM
I had sex with and unclean woman....Several of them. Then I urinated all over the toilet paper dispensers at a truck stop bathroom.

Crush
11-02-2012, 02:19 PM
I've thought about running over unruly children at the bus stop.
I've lied to my parents numerous times.
I partook in the consumption of Mary Jane.
I partook in the activity of underage drinking.
When I was 5, I shat on the living room carpet and blamed it on the dog.
When I was a teenager, I encouraged my horny dog to hump my cousin's cat that was in heat. That cat was covered in dog cum.

Graystoke
11-02-2012, 02:22 PM
This team is covered in dog cum.

FYP

Flachief58
11-02-2012, 02:23 PM
I pooped in a pool

Fire Me Boy!
11-02-2012, 02:27 PM
I can't think of one commandment I ain't shattered regular. I never did fancy my mother and father, let alone respect 'em or honor 'em. And I have coveted my neighbor's wife - whenever I had a neighbor. And whenever he had a wife! And I gamble and I cheat at cards. But there's one thing I do not do. I ain't never gulled a pardner. The one sacred thing, even to low scuff like me, is a man's pardner.

Easy 6
11-02-2012, 02:31 PM
I can't think of one commandment I ain't shattered regular. I never did fancy my mother and father, let alone respect 'em or honor 'em. And I have coveted my neighbor's wife - whenever I had a neighbor. And whenever he had a wife! And I gamble and I cheat at cards. But there's one thing I do not do. I ain't never gulled a pardner. The one sacred thing, even to low scuff like me, is a man's pardner.

Whats that from?

Open Range?

Zeke
11-02-2012, 02:34 PM
Paint your wagon!

Easy 6
11-02-2012, 02:37 PM
Paint your wagon!

Ah, i was only off by about 40 years.

Predarat
11-02-2012, 02:40 PM
but you could afford a $140 dinner?

lol okay

I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

ChiefsNow
11-02-2012, 11:40 PM
I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

Funny, I'm watching that movie right now. LMAO

Cheater5
11-03-2012, 05:24 AM
I pissed in a dude's mouthwash.

I brushed my butthole with the same guy's toothbrush.

I teabagged my Company Commander's coffee cup.

Slept with my ex-girlfriend/fiance's best friend, just because. Several times. Then went back and nailed the ex... Proceeded to tell her what I did afterward. Of course it started a full-on war between not only those two, but a group of bee-otches who were obligated to choose sides. Then banged another one of my ex's very good friends while the whole shite storm was brewing.

Bunch of other stuff not appropriate to list.

MotherfuckerJones
11-03-2012, 07:44 AM
Curbed stomped a bag on ducks

bevischief
11-03-2012, 07:49 AM
:hmmm:



I read all of the above and have come to the conclusion that I'm either a horrible human being, or you ****ers are holding back.

You must not have read my then.

SDKCCHIEFS
11-03-2012, 09:47 AM
I fried ants with a magnifying glass.

I helped some guys cheat in Algebra. I sold the test answers at lunch durnig fourth hour.

I wiped a booger on a teacher's coffee cup.

I farted during a shared oral sex moment with a girlfriend in high school.

Forgive me, football gods. I'm a simple Chiefs fan. Tell me my penance.

you sir. are an inspiration. i ... love... you..

JASONSAUTO
11-03-2012, 11:19 AM
I left a shit sandwich in my lunch box once and someone took a couple huge bites of it...
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Mrs. Loopner
11-03-2012, 11:26 AM
In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th trade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And once during lunch I went nuts. And I pigged out. And they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Goonies, what a classic!

LiveSteam
11-03-2012, 11:31 AM
Robbed two banks back in the 90s. I was going through my Jessie James faze

Stole what was left of Bugeaters car & jumped it off a dirt road at 80mph back in the late 80s. This was my Evil Knievel faze

Chief Roundup
11-03-2012, 11:32 AM
I have help elderly across the street.
I have tutored those that need help.
I have gotten cats out of trees.
I have mowed someone grandparents yard.
I have worked in soup kitchens.
I have handed out food to the needed.
I have helped those recovering from natural disasters.
I have donated my time at the nursing home.
I have donated my time to the community.

God never gives us more than we can handle.

LiveSteam
11-03-2012, 11:33 AM
I have help elderly across the street.
I have tutored those that need help.
I have gotten cats out of trees.
I have mowed someone grandparents yard.
I have worked in soup kitchens.
I have handed out food to the needed.
I have helped those recovering from natural disasters.
I have donated my time at the nursing home.
I have donated my time to the community.

God never gives us more than we can handle.

Nice

Rausch
11-03-2012, 11:33 AM
I BELIEVED...

LiveSteam
11-03-2012, 11:34 AM
I BELIEVED...

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO fuck-en-A thats funny

Mrs. Loopner
11-03-2012, 11:34 AM
I fried ants with a magnifying glass.

I helped some guys cheat in Algebra. I sold the test answers at lunch durnig fourth hour.

I wiped a booger on a teacher's coffee cup.

I farted during a shared oral sex moment with a girlfriend in high school.

Forgive me, football gods. I'm a simple Chiefs fan. Tell me my penance.

Your penance should be watching PSY's gangnam style music video 50 times in a row and for every game we lose the rest of the season you should have to watch it 50 times, every time.

At least you're repentant though.

Mrs. Loopner
11-03-2012, 11:41 AM
Damn you guys are bad!!

I'm honored to be a member!

bevischief
11-03-2012, 01:27 PM
Just be glad we are a peaceful movement we can destroy stuff.

Fire Me Boy!
11-12-2012, 03:19 PM
I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, some homeless people - maybe 5 or 10 - an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, some old guy with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw; I had to, she almost got away. And someone else there, I can't remember, maybe a model, but she's dead too.

And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.

I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.

I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

Sorter
11-12-2012, 03:21 PM
I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, some homeless people - maybe 5 or 10 - an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, some old guy with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw; I had to, she almost got away. And someone else there, I can't remember, maybe a model, but she's dead too.

And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.

I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.

I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

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Flachief58
11-12-2012, 03:37 PM
Stopped reading at doughnut shop. There would have been plenty of cops there to stop you

Fire Me Boy!
11-12-2012, 03:48 PM
Stopped reading at doughnut shop. There would have been plenty of cops there to stop you

It was behind a donut shop.

Agent V
11-12-2012, 03:57 PM
I got caught writing "maintenance" on my wrist before a spelling test.

You don't know the pressure I was under.

Flachief58
11-12-2012, 04:01 PM
I got caught writing "maintenance" on my wrist before a spelling test.

You don't know the pressure I was under.

It's all your fault! :cuss:

Radar Chief
11-12-2012, 04:04 PM
I jack it way too much.

Flachief58
11-12-2012, 04:06 PM
I jack it way too much.

You're gonna go blind!

HemiEd
11-12-2012, 04:27 PM
I swiped a model car from Kidwells hardware store when I was 9.
Put dish soap in the fountain on Douglas, over by the river in Wichita.
Pulled the tag off of my mattress in boot camp.

and finally,
texted a short reply while driving

Cool thread though, I had a buddy ask me this very question last week. What the hell did you do to piss God off?

Chief Roundup
11-12-2012, 04:44 PM
I jack it way too much.

That is the only way to get it up and down and in and out and off and on.

Mrs. Loopner
11-12-2012, 11:24 PM
Pulled the tag off of my mattress in boot camp.



You know you're going straight to Hell :evil: for that so you may as well enjoy the ride!