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Carlota69
11-02-2012, 07:38 PM
Ok, I need your creative and demented minds. I am going to raise money for the folks on the east coast. I am going to do it by asking for tips, for doing my job. It's kind of a funny bit, tip the DJ for playing songs, or because you won stuff etc. a play on the fact that people get tipped all the time here in Vegas for basically doing their job. Except my tips will go to The Red Cross.

Im having a hard time coming up with a catchy name.
Tip the DJ for NJ? Except it's more than just NJ....

Ideas?
Please feel free to be as edgy as you want...that's where the demented part comes..lol :p

Thanks

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 07:40 PM
Here's where you can finally get away with "pay to play."

:)

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 07:42 PM
Highlight requests of songs with a sexual nature and "get randy for Sandy."

Smed1065
11-02-2012, 07:50 PM
Suck for Sandy.... Oh wrong thread.

KCUnited
11-02-2012, 07:53 PM
Tip A 5'er For A Dumpster Diver
Get Your Tip In For A Hurricane Victim

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 07:54 PM
Here's where you can finally get away with "pay to play."

:)

Yeah, we do that once a year..full radio a thon...

It's fun.

Bump
11-02-2012, 07:55 PM
Sandy was strong, a tip for a song?

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 07:55 PM
Suck for Sandy.... Oh wrong thread.

LMAO

Cannibal
11-02-2012, 07:56 PM
break out a pic with your tiddies and we'll think about it.

Gonzo
11-02-2012, 07:58 PM
How about, "Give me some fucking money to help those poor bastards you cheap cocksuckers?"
That has a ring to it.

Bump
11-02-2012, 07:58 PM
Tips for beats to clean up Jersey's streets

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 07:59 PM
Why does this tragedy have to happen in an area that doesn't rhyme with DJ, or Carlota? Sandy is uncooperative bitch!

blaise
11-02-2012, 07:59 PM
Get tipsy

Gonzo
11-02-2012, 08:00 PM
Or maybe, "The Red Cross has almost used up all the 9-11 donations so give me some fucking money for music?"

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:01 PM
STFUHow about, "Give me some ****ing money to help those poor bastards you cheap one who sucks the peniss?"
That has a ring to it.


I like it...LMAOLMAO

Gonzo
11-02-2012, 08:02 PM
Are you going "on location" to like he local Target or something? If so, you could say...

"Hey you fat fucks, you don't need that huge container of Chips Ahoy! Give me some money and I'll play you some Winger or Steely-Fucking-Dan!"

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:04 PM
:clap:Are you going "on location" to like he local Target or something? If so, you could say...

"Hey you fat ****s, you don't need that huge container of Chips Ahoy! Give me some money and I'll play you some Winger or Steely-****ing-Dan!"

Actually, I will bring the tip jar with me on every remote location I do...Monday night football and oter events I host.

Gonzo
11-02-2012, 08:04 PM
"We play only the best rock from the 80's 90's and today on I-109. Now here's Ween!"

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:06 PM
Get tipsy
You know that's interesting..get tipsy with Carlota for the victims of that bitch sandy...or something like that...it's a good starting point.

fire_egoli
11-02-2012, 08:06 PM
FIRE EGOLI

KCUnited
11-02-2012, 08:08 PM
Spread Your Wad Around Sandy Victims

Tribal Warfare
11-02-2012, 08:10 PM
Wisely tip here, because Gonorrhea sucks in Vegas

blaise
11-02-2012, 08:12 PM
Beats for the city that never sleeps.

Ditties for New York City.

Molitoth
11-02-2012, 08:19 PM
Have no beef with Sandy relief?

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/gif-gif-funny-angie56-sexy-fave-tremendo-animated-spread-legs-hot-grind-new-analove-green-pink-gifs-hot-girls-tags-wow_large.gif?w=317&h=319


Donate your wad.

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:20 PM
The tip jar for our friends from afar?

Tip the lady boss for the red cross?

Tribal Warfare
11-02-2012, 08:20 PM
tip here, and you'll still keep your kidneys

listopencil
11-02-2012, 08:20 PM
Tips For Nips. You'll play with your nipples at ten dollars a minute, talking about how it feels into a live mic.

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:21 PM
Have no beef with


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/gif-gif-funny-angie56-sexy-fave-tremendo-animated-spread-legs-hot-grind-new-analove-green-pink-gifs-hot-girls-tags-wow_large.gif?w=317&h=319


Donate your wad.

Hmmmmm...

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 08:28 PM
JMO but I wouldn't get too hung up on a catchy title for it unless something comes along that really fits and says what you want to say. Cute names are great if they really mean something but if not "Carlota's tips for Hurricane Sandy relief" or the like is fine... imo. You can always use promos to explain it.

Interesting that you bring this up. My co-host and I are tinkering with the idea of trying to break the worlds record for longest continuous broadcast and making it for Sandy relief too. 73 hours by KISS-FM in Berlin was done just last November.

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:32 PM
ROFLJMO but I wouldn't get too hung up on a catchy title for it unless something comes along that really fits and says what you want to say. Cute names are great if they really mean something but if not "Carlota's tips for Hurricane Sandy relief" or the like is fine... imo. You can always use promos to explain it.

Interesting that you bring this up. My co-host and I are tinkering with the idea of trying to break the worlds record for longest continuous broadcast and making it for Sandy relief too. 73 hours by KISS-FM in Berlin was done just last November.

That's awesome
:clap:

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 08:33 PM
ROFL

That's awesome
:clap:

Are you laughing or applauding? LMAO

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:39 PM
Are you laughing or applauding? LMAO

Applauding. My iPad randomly put the laughing..saw I after I posted..

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 08:41 PM
Applauding. My iPad randomly put the laughing..saw I after I posted..

Ah ok lol.

Maybe you could fit in something about hope and "change."

:D

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:45 PM
Ah ok lol.

Maybe you could fit in something about hope and "change."

:D

Good idea..

Munson
11-02-2012, 08:53 PM
Tip the host to help the east coast

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:54 PM
Tip the host to help the east coast

I like that...

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 08:56 PM
How about "Tip Soap and Change for Sandy Relief" Then donate all the soap received to organizations that accept and give $$to Red Cross?

I like the Tip the host for the east coast as well.

Then there's "carlotas tip jar for sandy relief"

Groves
11-02-2012, 08:58 PM
Just the tip.

Molitoth
11-02-2012, 09:18 PM
Single mom, sorry.

Valiant
11-02-2012, 09:27 PM
Give me your toast for the eas coast victims, then your chrity rant.

Carlota69
11-02-2012, 09:28 PM
So I discussed the ideas with my boss and he wanted it to be more warm and fuzzy...so here's the final product..

Carlotas warm and fuzzy tip jar....

The tip jar (a big water jug) will be dressed in a warm and fuzzy sweater...

Thanks for you ideas...and if you're a single mom, you a exempt :evil:

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2012, 09:36 PM
So I discussed the ideas with my boss and he wanted it to be more warm and fuzzy...so here's the final product..

Carlotas warm and fuzzy tip jar....

The tip jar (a big water jug) will be dressed in a warm and fuzzy sweater...

Thanks for you ideas...and if you're a single mom, you a exempt :evil:

Good luck with it. Make it hap'n cap'n!

DeezNutz
11-02-2012, 09:41 PM
Let's play just the tip.

Edit: Now we're taking a warm and fuzzy angle? I'm out.

Phobia
11-02-2012, 10:08 PM
Your boss is stupid. You should do something better.

Rain Man
11-02-2012, 11:28 PM
If it was in print you could go with Gratuitous Nudity.

Rain Man
11-02-2012, 11:35 PM
Instead of a tipping theme, you could call it the "Telethon to Preserve the Bronx Accent", and every time someone sends money you introduce the next song in a Bronx accent.

TinyEvel
11-02-2012, 11:47 PM
Show Us Your Tips!

listopencil
11-02-2012, 11:56 PM
Let's play just the tip.

Edit: Now we're taking a warm and fuzzy angle? I'm out.


Yeah. That's not demented at all. Booooo.

Psyko Tek
11-03-2012, 12:13 AM
don't take this the wrong way
save the jersey shores...

tip the whores

Planetman
11-03-2012, 12:33 AM
Just bring a tip jar with your face affixed to it and the words,
DROP YOUR WAD ON CARLOTTA
all proceeds to help the victims of hurricane Sandy.

Planetman
11-03-2012, 12:35 AM
And now i see its a warm and fuzzy theme. Nevermind...

Simply Red
11-03-2012, 12:47 AM
Carlota are you a married gal?

Simply Red
11-03-2012, 12:48 AM
Show Us Your Tips!

http://i.imgur.com/8Na5q.gif (http://imgur.com/8Na5q)

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-03-2012, 12:51 AM
Carlota are you a married gal?

She's married to a big wig in the music industry. Duh.

ClevelandBronco
11-03-2012, 01:09 AM
Do the folks back East a real service and find an agency with a better track record than the Red Cross. Say, the Salvation Army.

KcMizzou
11-03-2012, 01:59 AM
Do the folks back East a real service and find an agency with a better track record than the Red Cross. Say, the Salvation Army.You a word.

BigChiefTablet
11-03-2012, 02:24 AM
It's great that you are helping out with the relief effort. I personally won't ever give jack squat to the Red Cross anymore, however. The CEO of the Red Cross makes more than $1 million per year. That's 100,000 $10 donations just to cover her ridiculous salary.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-03-2012, 02:55 AM
Leave it to CP morons to find fault in charitable ventures. Hey idiots...


http://www.rgj.com/article/20120604/NEWS20/306040030/Does-Red-Cross-CEO-get-exorbitant-pay-

Dayze
11-03-2012, 04:27 AM
Ok, I need your creative and demented minds. I am going to raise money for the folks on the east coast. I am going to do it by asking for tips, for doing my job. It's kind of a funny bit, tip the DJ for playing songs, or because you won stuff etc. a play on the fact that people get tipped all the time here in Vegas for basically doing their job. Except my tips will go to The Red Cross.

Im having a hard time coming up with a catchy name.
Tip the DJ for NJ? Except it's more than just NJ....

Ideas?
Please feel free to be as edgy as you want...that's where the demented part comes..lol :p

Thanks

"Tips for Nips"

Count Alex's Losses
11-03-2012, 04:40 AM
Fake orgasms on the air.

bevischief
11-03-2012, 06:57 AM
Hey dickwad "Tips for Sandy relief."