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Hog Farmer
11-04-2012, 10:24 AM
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Inmem58
11-04-2012, 10:26 AM
Fire Pioli

Bwana
11-04-2012, 10:29 AM
LMAO Wow


http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2009/04/tinfoil_hat_antenna.jpg

Scorp
11-04-2012, 10:31 AM
If we sacrifice Casshole, Romeo, and Pioli will it go away?

Stewie
11-04-2012, 10:37 AM
I had to quit listening when he said "astromoners" in the first few seconds.

Hog Farmer
11-04-2012, 10:40 AM
If I hold a box of Bulletts on my head I think I'll be OK

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 10:42 AM
Astromoners


LOL fail


then he says 50's then 60's...LOL

SO fake

keg in kc
11-04-2012, 10:43 AM
"Nasa employee" = janitor.

Hog Farmer
11-04-2012, 10:45 AM
Astromoners


LOL fail


then he says 50's then 60's...LOL

SO fake

It's real. This guy worked at NASA. He was tongue tied because he was excited.

sd4chiefs
11-04-2012, 10:46 AM
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Dave Lane
11-04-2012, 10:56 AM
Proof morons can reproduce . It has 7 planets and its own sun and yet no one can see it LMAO

ChiefsNow
11-04-2012, 10:57 AM
Tin foil hats will not be good enough. They need to be lead.

Dave Lane
11-04-2012, 10:58 AM
Tin foil hats will not be good enough. They need to be lead.

No, antifreeze.

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 10:59 AM
It's real. This guy worked at NASA. He was tongue tied because he was excited.

He was tongue tied because he is a drunken idiot

ChiefRocka
11-04-2012, 11:00 AM
That's horse sh!t Mr. Nasa Scientist Sir...the red dwarf lined up behind center on Thursday night and I saw it with my own eyes.

Dave Lane
11-04-2012, 11:02 AM
I think this may explain why no one wants to send their kid to a free astronomy class. They might see Niburu. Yeah thats the ticket.

ChiefsNow
11-04-2012, 11:04 AM
That's horse sh!t Mr. Nasa Scientist Sir...the red dwarf lined up behind center on Thursday night and I saw it with my own eyes.

But I didn't see the rust get shaken off?

Bowser
11-04-2012, 11:05 AM
Good thing I just checked on my Y2K bunker.

Radar Chief
11-04-2012, 11:10 AM
If we sacrifice Casshole, Romeo, and Pioli will it go away?

:shrug: Worth a shot though.

ChiefsNow
11-04-2012, 11:13 AM
My luck, it will remove everything from my memory but chiefs losses.

Dave Lane
11-04-2012, 11:16 AM
My luck, it will remove everything from my memory but chiefs losses.

At this point thats probably the bulk of your memory anyway. LMAO

bevischief
11-04-2012, 11:19 AM
Wow... Now I know why I have been sleeping all weekend...

ChiefsNow
11-04-2012, 11:19 AM
At this point thats probably the bulk of your memory anyway. LMAO

Wouldn't that be a kick in the ass. I would raise all my kids and the world would think Pioli, Cassel, Quinn , Daball, will all be gods. Because it's the only history there would be. ROFL

Dave Lane
11-04-2012, 11:20 AM
Wouldn't that be a kick in the ass. I would raise all my kids and the world would think Pioli, Cassel, Quinn , Daball, will all be gods. Because it's the only history there would be. ROFL

Somebody would write a book and we would all be doomed LMAO

theelusiveeightrop
11-04-2012, 11:20 AM
Wow. Chiefs suck.

Chief_For_Life58
11-04-2012, 11:31 AM
Im gonna believe world reknown scientist Micheal Brown alil more then some religious fanatic cheesedick on youtube who wont even say who he is.

anyway if this is gonna happen, which it isnt because super uber nerds that spend their lifes looking thru telescopes say there is no evidence of this so called solar system moving towards us, theres absolutely nothing you can do about it so keep enjoying your life and hating the chiefs management

SNR
11-04-2012, 11:37 AM
If we sacrifice Casshole, Romeo, and Pioli will it go away?
Can't hurt to try.

teedubya
11-04-2012, 11:41 AM
I used to want to be an astromaner. Maybe I'll take that Astromaner class at Science City.

Dave Lane
11-04-2012, 11:49 AM
I used to want to be an astromaner. Maybe I'll take that Astromaner class at Science City.

Come on down, wear like Meige colors :)

notorious
11-04-2012, 12:08 PM
Ummmmmm. That much mass doesn't have to impact another planet for it to completely screw up the Solar System. The gravity alone will throw things into chaos.

BossChief
11-04-2012, 12:16 PM
Great, now were gonna have to deal with that jar jar binks thing and his dumb ass ideas all the time.

Bowser
11-04-2012, 12:18 PM
Ummmmmm. That much mass doesn't have to impact another planet for it to completely screw up the Solar System. The gravity alone will throw things into chaos.

Saying that, what are the realistic chances of having a rogue planet tear-assing through the galaxy, much less a failed dwarf star(?) with its own planetary system? I'm no astrophysicist, but wouldn't that violate a physics law or five?

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 12:34 PM
Saying that, what are the realistic chances of having a rogue planet tear-assing through the galaxy, much less a failed dwarf star(?) with its own planetary system? I'm no astrophysicist, but wouldn't that violate a physics law or five?

Depends on what you call rogue (is it all a part of the grand plan?) but the galaxy is a huge place...SO I would say 100%....(new stars , cooling down have planets form and the orbits arent stable yet)...(In addition singularities / super novae can occur and begin to cause unstable orbits and drawing solar systems near to them inward etc...)

If you define 'rogue' as 'non stable orbit' then the odds of your question are 100%....

Although I have a feeling you meant solar system (instead of galaxy)....in which case that drops the odds to 0%, since the orbits of the planets and moons have all been relatively stable for a million years or more.

Frazod
11-04-2012, 12:38 PM
http://blogs.amctv.com/movie-blog/features/scifi-scanner/ming-overlord.jpg

Are we sure the planet in question isn't Mongo?

FAX
11-04-2012, 12:44 PM
Depends on what you call rogue (is it all a part of the grand plan?) but the galaxy is a huge place...SO I would say 100%....(new stars , cooling down have planets form and the orbits arent stable yet)...(In addition singularities / super novae can occur and begin to cause unstable orbits and drawing solar systems near to them inward etc...)

If you define 'rogue' as 'non stable orbit' then the odds of your question are 100%....

Although I have a feeling you meant solar system (instead of galaxy)....in which case that drops the odds to 0%, since the orbits of the planets and moons have all been relatively stable for a million years or more.

How do you know they've been "stable" for millions of years or more? There are objects in the galaxy that we've never seen ... let alone things that, if we did see, we wouldn't understand.

On top of that, there are massive explosions taking place in our galaxy all the time. Enormous blasts of energy from dying stars or super novas or big paper bags or galactic bubble wrap. Any one of those events could break a large object out of orbit and send it hurtling willy-nilly through space and, assuming it's big enough, it could pick up other objects into its gravitational field as it travels.

I, therefore, urge you to revise and amend your prior remarks.

FAX

KC Tattoo
11-04-2012, 12:49 PM
So why don't we train some oil drill guys off the gulf of Mexico, train them to be astronauts, get them to land on this body of planets and drill hole deep enough with exlposives powerful enough to blow them up. It could be our only chance.

ChiefsNow
11-04-2012, 12:51 PM
From what I've read on it before, it's on like a 3500 year orbit and has passed by before many times. Not saying this is true, but is what I've read.

J Diddy
11-04-2012, 12:53 PM
I started to listen to it. Then I saw 15 minutes long. It lasted 3 seconds.

Noss
11-04-2012, 01:00 PM
If we sacrifice Casshole, Romeo, and Pioli will it go away?

If it doesn't go away, at least they will. So its worth a try.

Bowser
11-04-2012, 01:10 PM
Weekly World News has a story on this. Guys, I think we may be TRULY fucked this time.

http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/nibiru.jpg?w=610

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 01:12 PM
How do you know they've been "stable" for millions of years or more? There are objects in the galaxy that we've never seen ... let alone things that, if we did see, we wouldn't understand.

On top of that, there are massive explosions taking place in our galaxy all the time. Enormous blasts of energy from dying stars or super novas or big paper bags or galactic bubble wrap. Any one of those events could break a large object out of orbit and send it hurtling willy-nilly through space and, assuming it's big enough, it could pick up other objects into its gravitational field as it travels.

I, therefore, urge you to revise and amend your prior remarks.

FAX

Fax, I urge to to read what I actually wrote, take your head out of your ass b4 you comment. ( I said solar system, and can back up what I said...and basically said the same thing about the galaxy as you did)

Since you are obviously a moron, the Solar System is not the same thing as the galaxy.

Perhaps if you weren't so busy trying to portray some character , you could spend that energy actually reading what people write as opposed to just babbling like a complete idiot.

Bowser
11-04-2012, 01:12 PM
November 21st? A day before Thanksgiving? What kind of sadistic shit is THAT?

Frazod
11-04-2012, 01:15 PM
November 21st? A day before Thanksgiving? What kind of sadistic shit is THAT?

You've obviously never tasted my mother-in-law's mashed potatoes. :grr:

teedubya
11-04-2012, 01:15 PM
This fucking Nibiru thing is a hilarious joke.

Literally, every six months on some fucked up sites like http://GodlikeProductions.com or AboveTopSecret.com ... IS THE TIME THAT NIBIRU'S COMING, FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!!

Frazod
11-04-2012, 01:16 PM
This fucking Nibiru thing is a hilarious joke.

Literally, every six months on some fucked up sites like http://GodlikeProductions.com or AboveTopSecret.com ... IS THE TIME THAT NIBIRU'S COMING, FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!!

Wait a minute - even YOU don't believe in this? :D

Bowser
11-04-2012, 01:17 PM
You've obviously never tasted my mother-in-law's mashed potatoes. :grr:

LMAO

(And really, how hard is it to fuck up mashed potatoes? The wife does two batches for us - one made by hand, the other made by whipping, lol)

FAX
11-04-2012, 03:47 PM
Fax, I urge to to read what I actually wrote, take your head out of your ass b4 you comment. ( I said solar system, and can back up what I said...and basically said the same thing about the galaxy as you did)

Since you are obviously a moron, the Solar System is not the same thing as the galaxy.

Perhaps if you weren't so busy trying to portray some character , you could spend that energy actually reading what people write as opposed to just babbling like a complete idiot.

ROFL

Damn, girl.

Were you always such a whiny little baby, Ms. Pawnmower? Or did you have a sex change recently? If so, I think you'd better have a chat with your physician. He needs to adjust your hormonal supplements to account for your tantrums. I can only assume that the adjustment will be difficult. But sadly, your panty issues are getting in the way of your think stuff.

As for your wacky-ass comment about the "solar system", Ms. Bullwinkle ...

You said it's been stable for millions of years. But that doesn't mean that it always will be. There could well be an object that encounters our "solar system" that was launched (due to the aforementioned explosions and things) from elsewhere in the "galaxy" that would crash into our "solar system" and send parts of our "solar system" spinning off into who knows where ...

I hereby challenge your knowledge of solar system stuff.

As for this "portrayal" thing ... it's funny because I am almost exactly the same in real life as I am on my computer. The only difference is, in real life, I don't type as much.

FAX

Crush
11-04-2012, 03:52 PM
So why don't we train some oil drill guys off the gulf of Mexico, train them to be astronauts, get them to land on this body of planets and drill hole deep enough with exlposives powerful enough to blow them up. It could be our only chance.

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Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 05:07 PM
ROFL

You said it's been stable for millions of years. But that doesn't mean that it always will be (1).

Still can't read you fucking retard?

Try going back again.

Jesus christ you are one god damn stupid fucking idiot...

1) http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman

2)http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1TIy-t48uU0#t=154s

(Specifically here since your brain is obviously too decayed to pay attention for more than a few seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1TIy-t48uU0#t=184s )


Now kindly go fuck off and talk to someone who is as dumb as yourself, and stop wasting my time.

Simply Red
11-04-2012, 06:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/laEDv.jpg (http://imgur.com/laEDv)

Third Eye
11-04-2012, 06:30 PM
Still can't read you fucking retard?

Try going back again.

Jesus christ you are one god damn stupid fucking idiot...

1) http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman

2)http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1TIy-t48uU0#t=154s

(Specifically here since your brain is obviously too decayed to pay attention for more than a few seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1TIy-t48uU0#t=184s )


Now kindly go fuck off and talk to someone who is as dumb as yourself, and stop wasting my time.

One of life's simpler pleasures: watching those of limited intelligence insult the intellect of others.

ChiefsNow
11-04-2012, 06:34 PM
What are the first signs of brains being sucked out of your head when planet x gets closer?

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 06:34 PM
One of life's simpler pleasures: watching those of limited intelligence insult the intellect of others.

So did you just join in on the cosmic circle jerk, O superior hypocrite?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Or do you just think you are smarter than others while not actually realizing how fucking lame you are?

Third Eye
11-04-2012, 06:41 PM
So did you just join in on the cosmic circle jerk, O superior hypocrite?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Or do you just think you are smarter than others while not actually realizing how fucking lame you are?

I am not making any claims as to my intellectual surpluses nor my deficits, but yours have been displayed here many times.

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 06:47 PM
I am not making any claims as to my intellectual surpluses nor my deficits, but yours have been displayed here many times.

Now you are a liar as well....In your last post you claim you are watching others of 'limited' intelligence, therefore implying yours is not.

Why don't you go back to my original post, the one which Mr Fax attacked , and I am defending...and tell me what is incorrect?

Why do you simply come into the thread, make an Ad Homenem attack (http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem), and then leave ( a retarded "hit it and quit it")? Does this satisfy your ego, like a young woman's vagina...which has never experienced a true deep dicking? Are you just a simple troll enjoying the 'simple pleasures' of trolling? Or do you just enjoy being an imbecile?

Did you even read the post in question that your boyfriend Fax attacked me for?

Easy 6
11-04-2012, 07:32 PM
Sheesh, Pawn, whats eating you these days... if you consider the FAX post an attack, then something has got you waaay too sensitive lately.

All he did was ask some questions and present a different idea... the name calling started with you, my friend.

Is the stress of a new family getting to you or what? go hold your son for an hour or so and take some deep breaths.

Chill Pill 500mg - stat

lcarus
11-04-2012, 07:37 PM
So there are people out there that actually believe in this Nibiru bullshit? Christ.

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 07:42 PM
Sheesh, Pawn, whats eating you these days... if you consider the FAX post an attack, then something has got you waaay too sensitive lately.

All he did was ask some questions and present a different idea... the name calling started with you, my friend.

Is the stress of a new family getting to you or what? go hold your son for an hour or so and take some deep breaths.

Chill Pill 500mg - stat

Well , it was rude and condescending ("I urge you to revise / re-read..blah blah") when it was CLEAR the dude never even made an attempt to actually read what I wrote. I consider that an attack, as the argument was directed at me rather than what I wrote. Go back and read it again, and pretend you were the one being "urged" to re-write their statement.

He did NOT merely present a different idea, as you are suggesting. As a matter of fact he didn't present any other idea than what I presented in my 1st post.

Hog Farmer
11-04-2012, 08:19 PM
What are the first signs of brains being sucked out of your head when planet x gets closer?

Believing in the Chiefs !

Third Eye
11-04-2012, 08:20 PM
Now you are a liar as well....In your last post you claim you are watching others of 'limited' intelligence, therefore implying yours is not.

Why don't you go back to my original post, the one which Mr Fax attacked , and I am defending...and tell me what is incorrect?

Why do you simply come into the thread, make an Ad Homenem attack (http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem), and then leave ( a retarded "hit it and quit it")? Does this satisfy your ego, like a young woman's vagina...which has never experienced a true deep dicking? Are you just a simple troll enjoying the 'simple pleasures' of trolling? Or do you just enjoy being an imbecile?

Did you even read the post in question that your boyfriend Fax attacked me for?

1. If you want to read that implication in what I wrote, then that reflects upon you. Semantically, the implication is not there.

2. Ad Hominem, with an "i". Additionally, considering:

take your head out of your ass b4 you comment

Since you are obviously a moron

Perhaps if you weren't so busy trying to portray some character , you could spend that energy actually reading what people write as opposed to just babbling like a complete idiot.

It is amusing that you would make that claim.

3. Sorry, I'm busy writing a paper, I can't be here to respond right away. Do you just sit around waiting for people to respond to you so you can immediately respond to them? Forgive me, I thought the entire point of a message board was so that you could post and respond at your convenience, not the convenience of others.

4. If you seriously consider what he initially wrote to you to be an attack, then I really feel sorry for you. I mean that sincerely, not as a joke. It must make social interaction very difficult.

5. The idea that the probability of a rogue object entering our solar system is equal to zero is simply not defensible, especially without a time bound. In the next thousand years, yeah, virtually zero. Not actually zero, but practically zero. However, as we consider a larger bound, that probability grows. The fact that our solar system has existed in a virtual equilibrium for well over a million years has no bearing on what is happening outside of our system.

sd4chiefs
11-04-2012, 08:33 PM
So there are people out there that actually believe in this Nibiru bullshit? Christ..

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 08:43 PM
1. If you want to read that implication in what I wrote, then that reflects upon you. Semantically, the implication is not there.

Ad Hominem, with an "i"ohhh spelling mistake , thanks, hero


The idea that the probability of a rogue object entering our solar system is equal to zero is simply not defensible, .

Awesome, the same strawman that the other guy used.....I wasn't defending that position! (if you read my 1st post youll see i specifically state events can occur like super novae etc...) So I agree with this.......I was speaking in terms of now and the near future, in our solar system.... just as you were in your previous post. (our lifetime / doomsday scenario 2012 etc)

So other than spelling, you really havent added much insight to this issue. But hey, the world needs spelling monitors so I am sure when you get out of school you'll get a great job stamping papers or correcting spelling on govt forms.

Third Eye
11-04-2012, 08:53 PM
Again, you cant find one thing other than spelling that you actually disagree with from my posts.


Last post, too many distractions.

I strongly, STRONGLY, disagree with the unnecessary abuse and general douchebaggery directed at posters here who only contribute positively to this board.

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 09:09 PM
Last post, too many distractions.

I strongly, STRONGLY, disagree with the unnecessary abuse and general douchebaggery directed at posters here who only contribute positively to this board.

Well then i urge you to look back at fax's post doing exactly that.....

There was no reason for him to say that shit.....The problem with fax is he is more interested in 'playing a character' than the actual conversation. If you go all the way back, and read what I wrote 1st, then read what he wrote next....There is no question who initiated the douchebaggery.

If I was going to tell someone, even on the internet, that they needed to re-think/re-write their position because it was clearly wrong or dumb somehow, I'd probably at least read & understand what they wrote 1st. Or I would expect to get called on it...

KC2004
11-04-2012, 09:34 PM
http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/butthurt.jpg

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 09:47 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/33pelh5.jpg

LOL

Crush
11-05-2012, 06:18 AM
Sheesh, Pawn, whats eating you these days... if you consider the FAX post an attack, then something has got you waaay too sensitive lately.

All he did was ask some questions and present a different idea... the name calling started with you, my friend.

Is the stress of a new family getting to you or what? go hold your son for an hour or so and take some deep breaths.

Chill Pill 500mg - stat


He still has Cassel's dick in his ass.

FAX
11-05-2012, 10:47 AM
Wow.

After that unfortunate encounter with Mr. Pawnmower yesterday, I turned my attention elsewhere and just came back to ChiefsPlanet and this thread a moment ago. And although I don't employ the board's fabulous "ignore function" very often, I have elected not to read any more of his posts until he calms down.

I have no idea why he is so upset. To my knowledge, I have never been anything other than supportive of Mr. Pawnmower. I even spend time reading his chess posts. But it does raise an interesting issue ...

Every so often, somebody on this board will go full-tilt crazy cheetah on another Planeteer out of the blue. Occasionally, this behavior will foster a pissing match that can last a lifetime. Normal, mature conversation is thrown out the window onto its pointy head and the two combatants spend the rest of their natural lives defecating in the others' breakfast because one poster decided to play the role of malevolent, junior high badass. It's Insane.

ChiefsPlanet can be a great place to discuss all sorts of topics (as well as the Chiefs), learn about other people, enjoy a laugh or two, and stay current on the news of Florida.

But, it's also a place that can be depressing as hell. Some people treat others like crap because "it's just the interwebs", others because they were raised by monkeys, and others because of a chemical imbalance in the brain. But, in the absence of a legitimate medical cause, it makes absolutely no sense ... because it makes ChiefsPlanet a far less appealing place for normal humans to spend time.

I know that ChiefsPlanet is generally self-policing and that, I think, is a good thing. But I continue to believe it could be better ... much better ... if a policy of encouraging mutual respect were cultivated more. Except, of course, when it comes to N00bs (sp?).

FAX THE PHILOSOPHER

Pawnmower
11-05-2012, 10:55 AM
Wow.

After that unfortunate encounter with Mr. Pawnmower yesterday.....

I have no idea why he is so upset. To my knowledge, I have never been anything other than supportive of Mr. Pawnmower. I even spend time reading his chess posts.....
Every so often, somebody on this board will go full-tilt crazy cheetah on another Planeteer out of the blue....


Mr, Fax,

Truly go fuck yourself.

With a large spiky or spiny object.

In the asshole.

PAWNMOWER THE RESPECTFUL

Bowser
11-05-2012, 11:00 AM
Lol, of all the subjects to get a Napoleonic complex about, and Pawn chooses this one with Mr. FAX as his target.

Mugalug
11-05-2012, 11:03 AM
:popcorn:

Pawnmower
11-05-2012, 11:05 AM
Lol, of all the subjects to get a Napoleonic complex about, and Pawn chooses this one with Mr. FAX as his target.

Call it what you will, but seemingly Mr. Fax is above being called out for being a douche?

Bowser
11-05-2012, 11:10 AM
Call it what you will, but seemingly Mr. Fax is above being called out for being a douche?

Didn't sound douchey to me when he questioned what you said, and you were the one that told him to pull his head out of his ass.

I don't have a dog in this hunt, so to quote Pulp Fiction - "My name is Paul, and this shit is between y'all."

Pawnmower
11-05-2012, 11:14 AM
Didn't sound douchey to me when he questioned what you said, and you were the one that told him to pull his head out of his ass.



No thats fine, but its just funny how now telling someone to re-write their post & amend it when it is CLEAR they never it in the 1st place becomes 'questioning' what I said..

and I am a napoleonic asshole for standing up for myself...

and then fax comes in completely dishonest "omg I am so nice why are you so mean"

Sorter
11-05-2012, 11:15 AM
stay current on the news of Florida.



lost

lcarus
11-05-2012, 11:20 AM
Call it what you will, but seemingly Mr. Fax is above being called out for being a douche?

All he did was discuss the topic at hand with you and questioned one of your statements. So you called him a fucking moron that needs to pull his head out of his ass.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-05-2012, 11:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/laEDv.jpg (http://imgur.com/laEDv)

LMAO

Zeke
11-05-2012, 11:29 AM
Being forced to watch 1-7 football will do strange things to people.

Rausch
11-05-2012, 11:31 AM
So...

Back on topic I don't believe in Nibiru but with our lack of knowledge of the outer solar system I think it's very possible an ELE could happen due to a rogue planetoid sized object.

We think of "normal" as in the last 100 years but this solar system alone goes through a natural evolution that takes up billions of years.

Donger
11-05-2012, 11:35 AM
This ****ing Nibiru thing is a hilarious joke.

Literally, every six months on some ****ed up sites like http://GodlikeProductions.com or AboveTopSecret.com ... IS THE TIME THAT NIBIRU'S COMING, FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!!

Are you a mult?

loochy
11-05-2012, 11:47 AM
This fucking Nibiru thing is a hilarious joke.

Literally, every six months on some fucked up sites like http://GodlikeProductions.com or AboveTopSecret.com ... IS THE TIME THAT NIBIRU'S COMING, FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS!!

:doh!:

I'm confused here. Aren't YOU, of all people, supposed to believe in this thing?

Detoxing
11-05-2012, 11:49 AM
:doh!:

I'm confused here. Aren't YOU, of all people, supposed to believe in this thing?

Teedubya is a realist.

He doesn't have time Nibiru lore when there are fat cats out there using radio waves to brain wash us all and ruin perfectly fine picnic days.

Donger
11-05-2012, 11:49 AM
Speaking of goofy stuff, when does Frankie get paroled?

Hog Farmer
11-05-2012, 11:50 AM
I think I have come to the realization that the pyramids were built to withstand the hail storm of 70 pound meteors that come with the passing of this rogue planet. Think about it. Why would a people build pointy structures like that. Maybe after this next flyby we will change our building codes.

Bowser
11-05-2012, 12:00 PM
Speaking of goofy stuff, when does Frankie get paroled?

I may be wrong, but I think Frankie pulled the plug on his CP life voluntarily. Go check the Coalition, he might be there.

Bowser
11-05-2012, 12:02 PM
I think I have come to the realization that the pyramids were built to withstand the hail storm of 70 pound meteors that come with the passing of this rogue planet. Think about it. Why would a people build pointy structures like that. Maybe after this next flyby we will change our building codes.

I thought the pyramids were full of tunnels that pointed to certain constellations at their exit points. That would make them not so stable.

Donger
11-05-2012, 12:02 PM
I may be wrong, but I think Frankie pulled the plug on his CP life voluntarily. Go check the Coalition, he might be there.

Huh. I seem to recall that he was banned for 60 days.

I would go and check this Coalition, but I'm afraid that the NSA would start following me again.

FAX
11-05-2012, 12:22 PM
I don't mean to aggravate Mr. Pawnmower again, but according to some dinosaurs I know, the 10 mile-wide asteroid that created the Chicxulub crater smashed into Earth without any warning whatsoever causing dust to fill up their little dino-nostrils and made them sneeze to death. They were thinking, "Hey, everything's cool. We're stable and stuff, let's eat!" ... then it's boomski.

There are certain aspects of the cosmos that can be considered "stable", I suppose. Relatively so, anyhow. But that's a broad term to use to describe a system that exists in a galaxy that also behaves like unto a giant pinball machine. We can be struck by an object large enough to eliminate all complex life forms at any time, really.

Plus, there are any number of events that could (and probably eventually will) occur both within and outside our solar system that can adversely affect planetary orbits. All that's really required is a collision large enough to substantially disrupt a single planetary orbit (or even a moon, come to think of it) and the entire system could be thrown into chaos.

We live on a razor's edge of life sustaining balance. The conditions are perfect for us now, but the slightest change in that order and harmony could cause a cataclysmic domino effect. To imagine that no object from outside or even currently existing on the fringes of our solar system can cause us harm is, according to Spock who knows this stuff, illogical.

FAX

Hog Farmer
11-05-2012, 05:59 PM
That's a very good thought Mr. Fax. I just don't know why so many people can't wrap their minds around the possibility that this event is possible. All the clues have been presented , I mean why in the hell would a caveman draw the picture of a lizard / slash humanoid in a cave not just once but on every continent in the world.

By the way I don't have a led helment and was thinking I would look for one on Ebay or craigslist but then got to thinking why bother. Standing around pissing your pants really has some appeal to it.

Bowser
11-21-2012, 12:30 PM
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Bowser
11-24-2012, 08:16 AM
I even gave this a couple of extra days.

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Dave Lane
11-24-2012, 08:55 AM
So...

Back on topic I don't believe in Nibiru but with our lack of knowledge of the outer solar system I think it's very possible an ELE could happen due to a rogue planetoid sized object.

We think of "normal" as in the last 100 years but this solar system alone goes through a natural evolution that takes up billions of years.

Undoubtedly such objects exist and and maybe some near our solar system (relative term) but the bottom line is nothing like Nibiru exists, and if there is one coming it won't make it here for 100s of generations if its close and headed directly our way.

notorious
11-24-2012, 09:13 AM
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Hog Farmer
11-24-2012, 09:23 AM
Undoubtedly such objects exist and and maybe some near our solar system (relative term) but the bottom line is nothing like Nibiru exists, and if there is one coming it won't make it here for 100s of generations if its close and headed directly our way.

Maybe you need to adjust your telescope a little. Try swinging it to the right about 4".

Psyko Tek
11-24-2012, 11:59 AM
hog where did you find this

I love conspiracy theories

Fish
11-24-2012, 12:51 PM
Undoubtedly such objects exist and and maybe some near our solar system (relative term) but the bottom line is nothing like Nibiru exists, and if there is one coming it won't make it here for 100s of generations if its close and headed directly our way.

There's one in our "back yard" even.... but this Nibiru stuff is still all bullshit...

Astronomers Find a Rogue Planet in Our Galactic Back Yard (http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2012/11/14/astronomers_find_the_closest_rogue_planet_yet_in_a_cluster_of_stars_near.html)

When you think of an example of a planet, you probably picture something like Earth. A round object, mostly solid, maybe with a thick atmosphere (though that’s optional). Right? And one thing you’d probably do is imagine it orbiting a star. After all, every planet we’ve seen so far—including those in our own solar system, of course—circles a star. Right?

Except not so much. Nature is way more clever than we are. It finds methods to make planets that stretch our imagination and put the very word “planet” to the test.

Meet CFBDSIR2149, what looks very much like a rogue planet—one that doesn’t orbit a star—and may be the closest example of one ever seen.

It doesn’t look like much, I’ll admit, but don’t let the appearance fool you. It’s a weirdo—and may be one of the more important objects planetary scientists have found yet.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9267/121114bacfhtrogueplanet.jpg

It was discovered by astronomers surveying a small clot of stars located just about 75 light years from Earth. This cluster, called AB Doradus, is a group of about 30 stars that probably formed together and are still moving through space together, like a swarm of bugs. Using various measurements of the stars themselves, astronomers have determined the stars are young: less than 200 million years old for sure, and possibly only a tenth that age. That may sound ancient, but compare that to the Sun’s age of 4.6 billion years and you see the AB Dor stars are actually pretty sprightly.

The astronomers probed the cluster using a telescope sensitive to infrared light. They were specifically looking for objects of low mass, which, at the cluster’s age, tend to glow brightly at those wavelengths, still warm from their recent formation. What they found was CFBDSIR2149.

If it is indeed a member of the cluster, then it’s almost certainly a planet-like object. It would have a mass about four to seven times that of Jupiter: Earth-like, it ain’t. It’s big, but well below the mass a star would have, and still fairly safely in the range of what we call a planet. It has a temperature of about 450 degrees Celsius (850 degrees Fahrenheit), which is pretty warm by human standards, but even the smallest, coolest stars are hotter. Again, it looks more like a planet than a star.

But the most interesting bit is that there’s no star nearby! That is, it doesn’t appear to be orbiting a star; it’s sitting out there in the cluster, but pretty much on its own. That’s one of the reasons the astronomers could study it so well. With no close star, the object’s light was easy to see and analyze. A nearby star would’ve washed it out.

So it appears that CFBDSIR2149 is actually a rogue planet, an isolated world traveling through space. That’s wonderful!

To be clear, it’s not 100 percent certain that’s what’s going on. There’s a small chance it’s not part of the AB Doradus cluster, and is actually a background star located much farther away but only appears to be sitting in the cluster (like a much more distant house coincidentally seen between two of your neighbor’s houses across the street). But the likelihood of that is small; the astronomers themselves give that less than a 15 percent chance; or, if you prefer, there’s an 85 percent chance it really is a cluster member.

I read their research paper, and my own feeling is that the object really is a cluster member. Why? Because they show the spectrum of the object and it fits that of a young, hot planet. A spectrum is the light from an object broken up into colors, like a rainbow is white light broken up into seven colors. But when astronomers take an object’s spectrum, they break the light up into thousands of separate, narrow colors. Using this spectrum, an amazing amount of information can be determined, including the object’s temperature, chemical composition, velocity through space, and even whether it’s rotating or not. In this case, to my eye, CFBDSIR2149 looks very much like a planet. I could be wrong, of course, but it’s the way to bet.

Mind you, it’s not the first such rogue planet seen. There are several ways to find them, and quite a few have been found. But most are very far away, making them hard to study. CFBDSIR2149 is close by—75 light years puts it among the closest objects in our galaxy to the Earth—so we can get detailed observations of it. In fact, it’s so well-observed it may become a standard against which other such objects are judged.

I find this whole thing amazing. It wasn’t that long ago that the only planets we knew of orbited the Sun. The first exoplanets—planets orbiting other stars—were found in the early 1990s, and now we know of hundreds of them! And they come in a variety of sizes and temperatures and orbit all manners of stars, from dinky, cool, red dwarfs to multiple star systems that seem like something you’d see in a sci-fi movie. And now here’s one close by that doesn’t even have a star to call its own. It’s incredible.

notorious
11-24-2012, 01:31 PM
Wouldn't a planet flying through the SS mess up the balance in gravity between the planets?

The God Hypothesis
11-24-2012, 01:44 PM
Wouldn't a planet flying through the SS mess up the balance in gravity between the planets?

Yes.

Think the book of revelation, the really bad parts, times eleventy-billion.

notorious
11-24-2012, 01:52 PM
Yes.

Think the book of revelation, the really bad parts, times eleventy-billion.

So, basically the 2012 Chiefs.







Did we have this conversation already?

Deja Vu......

The God Hypothesis
11-24-2012, 01:56 PM
So, basically the 2012 Chiefs.







Did we have this conversation already?

Deja Vu......

Blame Nibiru...

LiveSteam
11-24-2012, 01:57 PM
So, basically the 2012 Chiefs.







Did we have this conversation already?

Deja Vu......

LMAOLMAOLMAO
Nice response notorious