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Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 06:48 PM
How often do we hear "team A is quietly having a great season," "Player B has quietly moved to the top of the league in given statistic," "team C has quietly won 5 in row and are on top of the division now."

HEY SPORTS MEDIA... You know why "the Falcons are QUIETLY 7-0 and the only remaining undefeated team in the NFL?" BECAUSE YOU, SPORTS MEDIA AREN'T TALKING ABOUT IT!" If YOU sports media would actually cover what's GOING ON in sports more and what Tebow had for breakfast less MAYBE ACTUAL STORYS WOULDN'T HAPPEN SO QUIETLY!

FUCKIN GENIUS!

I swear every time I hear this I want to choke a bitch... generally the one who said it.

/end rant


*excuse the random thought but hey it's at least sports related and quite frankly this place is mostly boring lately with a lot of the same ol.

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 06:50 PM
The Chiefs are loudly slobbering on a huge penis

Baconeater
11-04-2012, 06:51 PM
So what did Tebow have for breakfast today? I missed that.

CoMoChief
11-04-2012, 06:53 PM
Brett Favre
TO
Dallas Cowboys
New England Patriots
NY Giants/Jets
Tebow
Peyton Manning
Lebron James
Red Sox
Yankees


There.....I just covered everything ESPN has reported on in the past 5 years.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 06:55 PM
So what did Tebow have for breakfast today? I missed that.

He's fasting for Sandy victims.

Reerun_KC
11-04-2012, 06:56 PM
All the little cliches that morons here say.

"It" factor
End of the day
Guy has a motor.

Shit can go on and on.

alanm
11-04-2012, 06:57 PM
Brett Favre
TO
Dallas Cowboys
New England Patriots
NY Giants/Jets
Tebow
Peyton Manning
Lebron James
Red Sox
Yankees


There.....I just covered everything ESPN has reported on in the past 5 years.You forgot Tiger Woods and the SEC.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 06:58 PM
All the little cliches that morons here say.

"It" factor
End of the day
Guy has a motor.

Shit can go on and on.

That post isn't great but has upside.

Baconeater
11-04-2012, 06:58 PM
He's fasting for Sandy victims.
I had a SPAMŽ, egg and cheese bagel. It was awesome.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:00 PM
I had a SPAMŽ, egg and cheese bagel. It was awesome.

I don't think I've ever eaten Spam.

CoMoChief
11-04-2012, 07:00 PM
You forgot Tiger Woods and the SEC.

Ah yes TW...how could I forget him.

Fruit Ninja
11-04-2012, 07:02 PM
lol, The dumbest shit i heard a reporter say is a few hours before the NBA season started was asking a player if he's ready for the season to start. How fucking stupid is that.

KChiefer
11-04-2012, 07:03 PM
choke a bitch. How's that one go over with your gf?

Pawnmower
11-04-2012, 07:05 PM
I had a SPAMŽ, egg and cheese bagel. It was awesome.

doesnt look bad, really

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:05 PM
lol, The dumbest shit i heard a reporter say is a few hours before the NBA season started was asking a player if he's ready for the season to start. How ****ing stupid is that.

Good one. They put a lot of effort into that. Probably stayed up all night.

I wish someone would just one time say "no" and walk away, then put up 40 points.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:06 PM
choke a bitch. How's that one go over with your gf?

Loves it.

KChiefer
11-04-2012, 07:08 PM
Loves it.

that's hot.

tredadda
11-04-2012, 07:08 PM
Brett Favre
TO
Dallas Cowboys
New England Patriots
NY Giants/Jets
Tebow
Peyton Manning
Lebron James
Red Sox
Yankees


There.....I just covered everything ESPN has reported on in the past 5 years.

ROFL

Easy 6
11-04-2012, 07:11 PM
I don't think I've ever eaten Spam.

Well then you are missing out.

It actually tastes really good, great pork flavor.

Only way to make it better? put an egg & cheese on it... mmm, that looks good.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:14 PM
Well then you are missing out.

It actually tastes really good, great pork flavor.

Only way to make it better? put an egg & cheese on it... mmm, that looks good.

Maybe I'll pick some up next time I go to Dollar General to buy toilet paper lol. Toilet paper is actually a dollar there ya know. I can't justify paying more for something I'm going to wipe my ass with.

KCrockaholic
11-04-2012, 07:15 PM
Maybe I'll pick some up next time I go to Dollar General to buy toilet paper lol. Toilet paper is actually a dollar there ya know. I can't justify paying more for something I'm going to wipe my ass with.

That's why I don't understand the people who go to Kansas Sampler to buy Cassel jerseys for $70.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:17 PM
That's why I don't understand the people who go to Kansas Sampler to buy Cassel jerseys for $70.

LMAO

I think they're on clearance at Dollar General.

Baconeater
11-04-2012, 07:23 PM
Maybe I'll pick some up next time I go to Dollar General to buy toilet paper lol. Toilet paper is actually a dollar there ya know. I can't justify paying more for something I'm going to wipe my ass with.
Don't buy any of that knockoff garbage, make sure it's real SPAMŽ Brand Luncheon Meat.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:28 PM
Don't buy any of that knockoff garbage, make sure it's real SPAMŽ Brand Luncheon Meat.

They sell real Spam man. I've seen it. I always wonder who in the hell buys it as I pass by on my way to the name brand Ramen... 5 pack for a dollar.

Baconeater
11-04-2012, 07:33 PM
They sell real Spam man. I've seen it. I always wonder who in the hell buys it as I pass by on my way to the name brand Ramen... 5 pack for a dollar.
That would be me. I've even been to the SPAMŽ Museum in Austin, MN.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:34 PM
That would be me. I've even been to the SPAMŽ Museum in Austin, MN.

I don't judge man. I'm probably going to try it now.

mr. tegu
11-04-2012, 07:37 PM
"He is truly one of the great guys in the game."

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:40 PM
"He is truly one of the great guys in the game."

Leave Cassel out of this thread please and thank you.

Ace Gunner
11-04-2012, 07:46 PM
_________________ Mania!

Garcia Bronco
11-04-2012, 07:47 PM
Brent Musberger:

"What do you think Kansas needs to do to score?"


How about put the ball in the basket, Brent.

AZORChiefFan
11-04-2012, 07:49 PM
I hate the stupid rhetorical questions that spew from Dan Dierdorfs big ass jowly melon head 'How big was that pass/catch/play/sac/?' on and on. I think everyone of his comments ends up being something along those lines - at the end of the day.

Deberg_1990
11-04-2012, 07:57 PM
They play a finesse offense.

He's a game manager





How come we never hear about a finesse defense?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 07:58 PM
They play a finesse offense.

He's a game manager





How come we never hear about a finesse defense?

see "Kansas City Chiefs"

Sorter
11-04-2012, 07:58 PM
They play a finesse offense.

He's a game manager





How come we never hear about a finesse defense?

We are the very definition of a finesse defense.

soopamanluva
11-04-2012, 08:01 PM
Control your own destiny" never really made sense to me

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 08:03 PM
Control your own destiny" never really made sense to me

See we "controlled our own destiny" by obtaining Pioli/Crennel/Dabol/Cassel. With that kind of desicion making we made absolutely certain that our destiny was one of pure suck.

milkman
11-04-2012, 08:03 PM
They play a finesse offense.

He's a game manager





How come we never hear about a finesse defense?

It's called "bend but don't break".

Which is just another way to say "soft".

Deberg_1990
11-04-2012, 08:22 PM
This is the loudest stadium in the league

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 08:26 PM
This is the loudest stadium in the league

I noticed on a pic someone posted recently... blowfish maybe... that they are still running that on the ribbon board at Arrowhead this year. I had to lol.

Although it may have the loudest booing.

Easy 6
11-04-2012, 08:47 PM
see "Kansas City Chiefs"

LMAO perfect LMAO

ekf028
11-04-2012, 08:51 PM
Anything out of Brent Musbergers mouth

Bump
11-04-2012, 08:55 PM
If Jamaal Charles had a 400 yard game, it would just show it on the bottom scroll thing, they wouldn't even have a highlight.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 08:56 PM
If Jamaal Charles had a 400 yard game, it would just show it on the bottom scroll thing, they wouldn't even have a highlight.

It's called a crawl. You're welcome.

:)

Lumpy
11-04-2012, 08:59 PM
It's called a crawl. You're welcome.

:)

It's also called a "ticker". You're welcome.

:)

Bump
11-04-2012, 09:00 PM
It's called a crawl. You're welcome.

:)

thanks, I'll still call it bottom scroll thing though :p

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:00 PM
It's also called a "ticker". You're welcome.

:)

Technically.... oh forget it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:01 PM
thanks, I'll still call it bottom scroll thing though :p

I actually like bottom scroll thing better.

Lumpy
11-04-2012, 09:02 PM
Technically.... oh forget it.

:spock: Are you questioning me?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:04 PM
:spock: Are you questioning me?

Not really. Just technically there's a difference but both terms get used interchangably anymore... so you can be right too.

Are you questioning me?

Lumpy
11-04-2012, 09:10 PM
Not really. Just technically there's a difference but both terms get used interchangably anymore... so you can be right too.

Are you questioning me?

I've heard it be referred to as both a "crawler" and a "ticker". Never knew there was technically a difference.

Are you seriously questioning me, questioning you, questioning me?

LMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:15 PM
I've heard it be referred to as both a "crawler" and a "ticker". Never knew there was technically a difference.

Are you seriously questioning me, questioning you, questioning me?

LMAO

A "ticker" is "defined" as a static message that changes at a pre-determined interval... maybe 4 seconds between message changes... hence the "ticking" of the clock until said message is changed. A "crawl" is defined as a constantly moving message. Bump used the word "scrolling" so "crawl" seemed more appropriate. 6 of 1, half dozen of the other. Lets both be right..... or we can fight about it. It's not like it would be the dumbest fight CP has ever seen lol.

Lumpy
11-04-2012, 09:19 PM
A "ticker" is "defined" as a static message that changes at a pre-determined interval... maybe 4 seconds between message changes... hence the "ticking" of the clock until said message is changed. A "crawl" is defined as a constantly moving message. Bump used the word "scrolling" so "crawl" seemed more appropriate. 6 of 1, half dozen of the other. Lets both be right..... or we can fight about it. It's not like it would be the dumbest fight CP has ever seen lol.

You were playing w/ your google again, weren't you? LMAO

Fair enough. I'll still call it a ticker though and there's not a damn thing you can do about it! :p

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:24 PM
You were playing w/ your google again, weren't you? LMAO

Fair enough. I'll still call it a ticker though and there's not a damn thing you can do about it! :p

I've worked for 2 radio/tv combo's and picked up a few things.

I suggest you call it a bottom scrolling or not scrolling score and information update thingy.

Lumpy
11-04-2012, 09:30 PM
I've worked for 2 radio/tv combo's and picked up a few things.

I suggest you call it a bottom scrolling or not scrolling score and information update thingy.

LMAO This could go on forever, so I'll just give you the win.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:34 PM
LMAO This could go on forever, so I'll just give you the win.

No no no. You win. We all know if mama ain't happy ain't no one happy.

Baconeater
11-04-2012, 09:38 PM
This is the dumbest fight CP has ever seen.

Lumpy
11-04-2012, 09:39 PM
No no no. You win. We all know if mama ain't happy ain't no one happy.

:spock: Okay?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:39 PM
This is the dumbest fight CP has ever seen.

You should go find a random Dane thread.

Lumpy
11-04-2012, 09:40 PM
This is the dumbest fight CP has ever seen.

I concur. I think I'll go play poker.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-04-2012, 09:40 PM
:spock: Okay?

I meant happy! GAH!

AussieChiefsFan
11-05-2012, 03:15 AM
But Tebow is Jesus /espn

scho63
11-05-2012, 05:02 AM
You forgot Tiger Woods and the SEC.

And Kobe Bryant and the Lakers

theelusiveeightrop
11-05-2012, 06:01 AM
Brett Favre
TO
Dallas Cowboys
New England Patriots
NY Giants/Jets
Tebow
Peyton Manning
Lebron James
Red Sox
Yankees


There.....I just covered everything ESPN has reported on in the past 5 years.

Forgot Penn State and Sandusky.

WhitiE
11-05-2012, 07:00 AM
I hate hearing Matt Ryan called "Matty Ice".