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Amnorix
11-05-2012, 12:31 PM
So....I'd like to aggregate the election bets, for the record, just to find out what will (supposedly) happen. Maybe others have some kind of master spreadsheet to track all this, but it seems there are far more bets floating around out there than I know about at least. I understand that at least a few people will disappear, assuming all bets are honored.

So if you know of a bet that hinges on some election result, please post it as a public service to the rest of us. Thanks in advance.

A Salt Weapon
11-05-2012, 12:37 PM
If obama wins: the country goes to shit
If Romney wins: the country goes to shit slower

Either way the losers are the American people.
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Mr. Kotter
11-05-2012, 12:38 PM
GREAT idea. Heh.

cosmo20002
11-05-2012, 12:40 PM
I'll bet we don't hear from anyone owning up to their prediction that Obama would cancel tomorrow's election. Double down for 2016?

I know that's not the bet you meant, but I just like bringing it up.

BucEyedPea
11-05-2012, 12:41 PM
If obama wins: the country goes to shit
If Romney wins: the country goes to shit slower

Either way the losers are the American people.
Posted via Mobile Device

I agree.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 01:02 PM
Here are the three I know of. I don't like any of them.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs. Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs Literature - If Romney wins, Literature leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

LVNHACK vs Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves Chiefsplanet for a year. If Obama wins, LVNHACK leaves ChiefsPlanet for a year.

BucEyedPea
11-05-2012, 01:03 PM
LOL

vailpass
11-05-2012, 01:03 PM
Gaymo

Mr. Kotter
11-05-2012, 01:06 PM
Here are the three I know of. I don't like any of them.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs. Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs Literature - If Romney wins, Literature leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

LVNHACK vs Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves Chiefsplanet for a year. If Obama wins, LVNHACK leaves ChiefsPlanet for a year.

Bye-bye Sportsshrink. Too bad though, for LVNHACK...good dude, aside from his politics.

cosmo20002
11-05-2012, 01:07 PM
Here are the three I know of. I don't like any of them.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs. Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs Literature - If Romney wins, Literature leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

LVNHACK vs Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves Chiefsplanet for a year. If Obama wins, LVNHACK leaves ChiefsPlanet for a year.

Seems like if you bet one person on leaving, there isn't really much risk in making the same bet multiple times.

alpha_omega
11-05-2012, 01:13 PM
Gambling is bad.

CoMoChief
11-05-2012, 01:15 PM
Theyre already paying out over in Italy that Obama wins this election.

Donger
11-05-2012, 01:15 PM
So, if Romney wins, we don't get to rub their noses in it?

cosmo20002
11-05-2012, 01:16 PM
Theyre already paying out over in Italy that Obama wins this election.

Wherever you got that info should probably be ignored in the future as a source for news.

Amnorix
11-05-2012, 01:19 PM
Wherever you got that info should probably be ignored in the future as a source for news.


Actually, you're going one step too far. It's CoMo himself that YOU should ignore. He's the same guy that doesn't believe we whacked bin Laden.

BucEyedPea
11-05-2012, 01:21 PM
Theyre already paying out over in Italy that Obama wins this election.

They also voted for Mussolini and allied with Germany in WWII.

CoMoChief
11-05-2012, 01:24 PM
Actually, you're going one step too far. It's CoMo himself that YOU should ignore. He's the same guy that doesn't believe we whacked bin Laden.

Because Bin Laden died back in 2006 according to our CIA and Pakistani intelligence.

Donger
11-05-2012, 01:26 PM
Because Bin Laden died back in 2006 according to our CIA and Pakistani intelligence.

LMAO

blaise
11-05-2012, 01:35 PM
Theyre already paying out over in Italy that Obama wins this election.

Maybe on a % they are.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 01:45 PM
Direckshun and patteeu -- nothing, because patteeu constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and mylonsd -- nothing, because mylonsd constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and petezg23 -- nothing, because petezq23 constantly pusses out.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 01:56 PM
I got a sixpack riding on the election with a friend of mine. I made this deal today.

Lots of deluded conservatives who think Romney has a shot at POTUS this year.

Amnorix
11-05-2012, 02:00 PM
Because Bin Laden died back in 2006 according to our CIA and Pakistani intelligence.

I could go at great lengths to explain why this makes no sense, but it's not worth the bother. Believe whatever you like.

SNR
11-05-2012, 02:02 PM
Wait, I thought Direckshun and LVNHACK were betting on the results of Ohio, not the general election?

SNR
11-05-2012, 02:03 PM
Theyre already paying out over in Italy that Obama wins this election.

Illuminati, right? I knew it!

patteeu
11-05-2012, 02:04 PM
Direckshun and patteeu -- nothing, because patteeu constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and mylonsd -- nothing, because mylonsd constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and petezg23 -- nothing, because petezq23 constantly pusses out.

I offered to bet you casino cash, but I guess you pussed out because you said no.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 02:04 PM
Wait, I thought Direckshun and LVNHACK were betting on the results of Ohio, not the general election?

Now that you mention it, I think you might be correct.

WilliamTheIrish
11-05-2012, 02:08 PM
So who was it that said the election would be cancelled? stevie?

Also, the ever credible "They're going to take away our guns". /HCF/Sprayer

"Is Jesus the son of the God"? / Nick Satan

mlyonsd
11-05-2012, 02:11 PM
Direckshun and patteeu -- nothing, because patteeu constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and mylonsd -- nothing, because mylonsd constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and petezg23 -- nothing, because petezq23 constantly pusses out.

Uh, uh, uh. We originally couldn't agree on the payoff, then when you suggested to pat what i originally had we couldn't remember what our argument was.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 02:14 PM
Uh, uh, uh. We originally couldn't agree on the payoff, then when you suggested to pat what i originally had we couldn't remember what our argument was.

It looks like Direckshun is getting everything wrong. That doesn't bode well for his big bets with Chiefshrink and LVNHACK.

mlyonsd
11-05-2012, 02:23 PM
It looks like Direckshun is getting everything wrong. That doesn't bode well for his big bets with Chiefshrink and LVNHACK.

Who'd have ever thought we'd lose Direckshun before Pioli, Romeo, or Cassel.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 02:23 PM
Who'd have ever thought we'd lose Direckshun before Pioli, Romeo, or Cassel.

:LOL:

Mr. Flopnuts
11-05-2012, 02:25 PM
Here are the three I know of. I don't like any of them.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs. Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs Literature - If Romney wins, Literature leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

LVNHACK vs Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves Chiefsplanet for a year. If Obama wins, LVNHACK leaves ChiefsPlanet for a year.

Uhh, no. Whoever Chiefshrink bet first is the only bet. He can't bet his membership card a 2nd time until the 1st bet is honored. Impossible.

Dallas Chief
11-05-2012, 02:36 PM
Here are the three I know of. I don't like any of them.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs. Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs Literature - If Romney wins, Literature leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

LVNHACK vs Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves Chiefsplanet for a year. If Obama wins, LVNHACK leaves ChiefsPlanet for a year.

It's an easy bet for direckshame. Heshe wins no matter what. If Romney wins, he won't have to be publicly humiliated around here until way after the dust settles. We all know heshe is not a fan of taking any abuse when heshe is wrong. It's why heshe rarely espouses an opinion first... dumps a lame article then waits for you to comment so heshe can try to discredit and shame you. Shame...it's a gay thing.

If Obama wins, he gets to prance through the fields of lilies and daisies proclaiming victory while rubbing our noses into packed fudge. He was right guyth, he never thopped having hopey change butterflyth!!!

patteeu
11-05-2012, 02:40 PM
It's an easy bet for direckshame. Heshe wins no matter what. If Romney wins, he won't have to be publicly humiliated around here until way after the dust settles. We all know heshe is not a fan of taking any abuse when heshe is wrong. It's why heshe rarely espouses an opinion first... dumps a lame article then waits for you to comment so heshe can try to discredit and shame you. Shame...it's a gay thing.

If Obama wins, he gets to prance through the fields of lilies and daisies proclaiming victory while rubbing our noses into packed fudge. He was right guyth, he never thopped having hopey change butterflyth!!!

Yeah, I know. I'm sure that's what Direckshun is counting on. If (and by "if" I mean "when") Romney wins, he wants nothing to do with this place. That's one reason I've asked Chiefshrink to let Direckshun off the hook. Of course, I'd like them all to repudiate those bets because I'd prefer them all to stick around.

Lord help us if Obama wins, Direckshun and Andrew Sullivan will be unbearable.

BucEyedPea
11-05-2012, 02:44 PM
Lord help us if Obama wins, Direckshun and Andrew Sullivan will be unbearable.

...and the economy.

Dallas Chief
11-05-2012, 02:46 PM
Yeah, I know. I'm sure that's what Direckshun is counting on. If (and by "if" I mean "when") Romney wins, he wants nothing to do with this place. That's one reason I've asked Chiefshrink to let Direckshun off the hook. Of course, I'd like them all to repudiate those bets because I'd prefer them all to stick around.

Lord help us if Obama wins, Direckshun and Andrew Sullivan will be unbearable.

Will be? Already are. Heshe's mania has been at Requiem for a Dream levels for the past 14 days. Swing and a missssss patty! lol

vailpass
11-05-2012, 02:46 PM
Direckshun and patteeu -- nothing, because patteeu constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and mylonsd -- nothing, because mylonsd constantly pusses out.

Direckshun and petezg23 -- nothing, because petezq23 constantly pusses out.

LMAO Intraweb badass!!11

vailpass
11-05-2012, 02:48 PM
I got a sixpack riding on the election with a friend of mine. I made this deal today.

Lots of deluded conservatives who think Romney has a shot at POTUS this year.

Wow; 6 of 'em huh? That's a different butt plug for damn near every day of the week. What's the deal? You guys rest on Sunday to avert total prolapse?

KC Dan
11-05-2012, 02:49 PM
Leaving DC forever bets are stupid. Six pack bets are much better

Dave Lane
11-05-2012, 02:52 PM
Chiefaroo owes me $1,000 cash.

Thats a real bet.

Romney wins every state McCain won plus he wins Virginia, North Carolina, Indiana, Florida, Ohio, Colorado, Missouri, Iowa and New Hampshire. Maybe New Mexico and maybe Wisconsin.

cosmo20002
11-05-2012, 02:55 PM
Wow; 6 of 'em huh? That's a different butt plug for damn near every day of the week. What's the deal? You guys rest on Sunday to avert total prolapse?

You spend a lot of time thinking about male gay sex.

cosmo20002
11-05-2012, 02:57 PM
Chiefaroo owes me $1,000 cash.

Thats a real bet.

Was that the guy ranting about how Romney was going to kick ass and then wanted odds on a bet?

Dave Lane
11-05-2012, 03:01 PM
Was that the guy ranting about how Romney was going to kick ass and then wanted odds on a bet?

Yep I called his bullshit.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:09 PM
Wait, I thought Direckshun and LVNHACK were betting on the results of Ohio, not the general election?

We were, but we later modified it.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:10 PM
I offered to bet you casino cash, but I guess you pussed out because you said no.

I upped the ante to something that would actually fucking matter.

You pussed out.

As you always do.

Because you believe almost nothing you say.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 03:13 PM
I upped the ante to something that would actually ****ing matter.

You pussed out.

As you always do.

Because you believe almost nothing you say.

One thing I believe is that I offered to bet you but you said no.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:18 PM
Uh, uh, uh. We originally couldn't agree on the payoff, then when you suggested to pat what i originally had we couldn't remember what our argument was.

We couldn't agree on a payoff because you wanted all your payoffs to be private.

I wanted all the payoffs public. That's the whole fucking point.

Donger
11-05-2012, 03:20 PM
Heh. Someone's taking this a little too seriously. Or not.

vailpass
11-05-2012, 03:23 PM
You spend a lot of time thinking about male gay sex.

Why do you assume it was gay sex?

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:27 PM
I'm sure that's what Direckshun is counting on. If (and by "if" I mean "when") Romney wins, he wants nothing to do with this place. That's one reason I've asked Chiefshrink to let Direckshun off the hook. Of course, I'd like them all to repudiate those bets because I'd prefer them all to stick around.

I just made the bet because I knew there was no way Obama was losing to any of the clowns in the GOP primaries, Romney included. No way.

So I wanted to get rid of sportsshrink. Mission accomplished.

Lord help us if Obama wins, Direckshun and Andrew Sullivan will be unbearable.

I fail to see how I'd be any different after the election compared to before. My guess is you just find me unbearable in general.

cosmo20002
11-05-2012, 03:29 PM
Why do you assume it was gay sex?

You guys rest on Sunday to avert total prolapse?

^

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:30 PM
One thing I believe is that I offered to bet you but you said no.

You're wrong.

I counteroffered with a more serious consequence.

Then you pussed out.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:30 PM
Heh. Someone's taking this a little too seriously. Or not.

Bets are taxes on bullshit, and some people are trying to evade their taxes.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 03:33 PM
I just made the bet because I knew there was no way Obama was losing to any of the clowns in the GOP primaries, Romney included. No way.

So I wanted to get rid of sportsshrink. Mission accomplished.



I fail to see how I'd be any different after the election compared to before. My guess is you just find me unbearable in general.

You're crazy. I love you (no homo).

Donger
11-05-2012, 03:34 PM
Bets are taxes on bullshit, and some people are trying to evade their taxes.

You sure do take your bullshit seriously.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:35 PM
Should mylonsd return to this thread, I remembered our original bet that we never finalized.

It was that the unemployment rate would be in the high 6s or low 7s by December 2014.

I believed that it would be. You believed that it would not be.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:36 PM
You're crazy. I love you (no homo).

I fail to see how that changes after tomorrow.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 03:36 PM
You sure do take your bullshit seriously.

Make a bullshit claim seriously, get your bullshit taken seriously.

Donger
11-05-2012, 03:38 PM
Make a serious claim, get your bullshit taken seriously.

I got shivers.

durtyrute
11-05-2012, 03:42 PM
If obama wins: the country goes to shit
If Romney wins: the country goes to shit slower

Either way the losers are the American people.
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This

vailpass
11-05-2012, 03:46 PM
^

Generic term. But you knew that.

vailpass
11-05-2012, 03:46 PM
I got shivers.

LMAO

Mr. Kotter
11-05-2012, 03:53 PM
Leaving DC forever bets are stupid. Six pack bets are much better

Amen. :toast:

Bewbies
11-05-2012, 03:53 PM
I bet someone all my casino cash that Romney would win by a larger margin than Obama beat punkass McCain.

Doesn't matter who it was as I will win this bet.

mlyonsd
11-05-2012, 04:21 PM
Should mylonsd return to this thread, I remembered our original bet that we never finalized.

It was that the unemployment rate would be in the high 6s or low 7s by December 2014.

I believed that it would be. You believed that it would not be.

Post 72............... (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=264078&highlight=beer&page=2)

The way I read it if unemployment is below 7.0% you win, if it's above 7.9% I do. We should make sure we both agree on what the language in bold means:

How about this: if unemployment is 8%-anything or worse by December 31st 2014, you get my signature for life. If it is 6%-anything or better by December 31st 2014, I get yours for life. If it is 7%-anything, we get each other's signatures for a year.

And I'm not doing a sig bet.

Pawnmower
11-05-2012, 04:51 PM
Here are the three I know of. I don't like any of them.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs. Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

Chiefshrink (aka Sportsshrink) vs Literature - If Romney wins, Literature leaves DC forever. If Obama wins, Chiefshrink leaves DC forever.

LVNHACK vs Direckshun - If Romney wins, Direckshun leaves Chiefsplanet for a year. If Obama wins, LVNHACK leaves ChiefsPlanet for a year.

fuck this you guys

I mean I am no fan of any of them in particular, and probably had words with all or at least 2/3 of them...at some point...

But this place wouldnt be wild and crazy exchange of ideas without all your crazy asses

Yes even literature who most of the time can't even tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 05:18 PM
**** this you guys

I mean I am no fan of any of them in particular, and probably had words with all or at least 2/3 of them...at some point...

But this place wouldnt be wild and crazy exchange of ideas without all your crazy asses

Yes even literature who most of the time can't even tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

I think we should ban bets that result in anyone being exiled for more than a week.

theelusiveeightrop
11-05-2012, 05:35 PM
Theyre already paying out over in Italy that Obama wins this election.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

RNR
11-05-2012, 06:06 PM
I think we should ban bets that result in anyone being exiled for more than a week.

Only cowards take bets that allow them to talk shit if they win, or run and hide if they lose~

Dallas Chief
11-05-2012, 06:19 PM
Only cowards take bets that allow them to talk shit if they win, or run and hide if they lose~

^^This

BigRedChief
11-05-2012, 06:24 PM
Uhh, no. Whoever Chiefshrink bet first is the only bet. He can't bet his membership card a 2nd time until the 1st bet is honored. Impossible.right. Cant bet twice.

cosmo20002
11-05-2012, 06:27 PM
I think we should ban bets that result in anyone being exiled for more than a week.

Spoken like a true small-govt conservative.

blaise
11-05-2012, 07:46 PM
Literature knew the other bet was already made I'm pretty sure.

patteeu
11-05-2012, 08:04 PM
Literature knew the other bet was already made I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, he said it was insurance in case Direckshun decided to let Chiefshrink off the hook.

Direckshun
11-05-2012, 08:35 PM
And I'm not doing a sig bet.

Is there a single bet that would publicly display your loss that you would agree to?

Even for a day?

mlyonsd
11-06-2012, 06:32 AM
Is there a single bet that would publicly display your loss that you would agree to?

Even for a day?

Exactly what benefit will a sig bet do me when you're gone?

Direckshun
11-06-2012, 06:33 AM
Exactly what benefit will a sig bet do me when you're gone?

So is that a yes?

mlyonsd
11-06-2012, 06:50 AM
So is that a yes?

No it isn't a yes. I told I'd bet beer.

LVNHACK
11-06-2012, 06:55 AM
Only cowards take bets that allow them to talk shit if they win, or run and hide if they lose~

I won't be talking shit....I'll be enjoying the peace without Direckshun....

Direckshun
11-06-2012, 06:57 AM
No it isn't a yes. I told I'd bet beer.

You haven't answered my question.

Is there a single bet that would publicly display your loss that you would agree to?

LVNHACK
11-06-2012, 06:58 AM
Yeah, he said it was insurance in case Direckshun decided to let Chiefshrink off the hook.

If that's the case....Then what's the problem...?

mlyonsd
11-06-2012, 09:04 AM
You haven't answered my question.

Is there a single bet that would publicly display your loss that you would agree to?

If you win you can crow it all over the place using your own sig for all I care.

Direckshun
11-06-2012, 09:06 AM
If you win you can crow it all over the place using your own sig for all I care.

Tell you what, I bet the unemployment drops to 4.0% by January, 2016. Would you like to do a sigbet on that?

vailpass
11-06-2012, 12:01 PM
Is there a single bet that would publicly display your loss that you would agree to?

Even for a day?

LMAO Guess who was always picked last for kickball?

mlyonsd
11-06-2012, 05:31 PM
Tell you what, I bet the unemployment drops to 4.0% by January, 2016. Would you like to do a sigbet on that?No. Stop with the sigbet thing. If you don't want to bet something material we won't do it.

TIED5573
11-06-2012, 08:31 PM
:popcorn:

patteeu
11-06-2012, 08:33 PM
:popcorn:

Who are you?

SNR
11-06-2012, 08:35 PM
PLEASE... can I hear an O'Marxist alinskyizing "we the people"? Just one more time?

Come out sportsshrink. Take your final bow. It wouldn't be right if you didn't.

WilliamTheIrish
11-06-2012, 08:59 PM
PLEASE... can I hear an O'Marxist alinskyizing "we the people"? Just one more time?

Come out sportsshrink. Take your final bow. It wouldn't be right if you didn't.

I was certainly hoping that the shrink would give something of a concession speech before direcksun put him on the back of a camel with a bag over his head and sent him off into the desert.

Dave Lane
11-06-2012, 09:33 PM
I was certainly hoping that the shrink would give something of a concession speech before direcksun put him on the back of a camel with a bag over his head and sent him off into the desert.

I'm majorly loling!!

La literatura
11-06-2012, 09:35 PM
Speech! Sportshrink/Chiefsshrink! Speech!

Direckshun
11-06-2012, 10:10 PM
The long game, my friends.

The long game.

So long, sportsshrink. So long, LVNHACK.

You may use this thread, for the next 24 hours or so, as a farewell, if you wish.

I would just prefer you go away.

SNR
11-06-2012, 10:45 PM
Speech! Sportshrink/Chiefsshrink! Speech!I ran this through Direckshun earlier, but would you be okay with allowing sportsshrink to come back to the DC forum something like one day a year just so we can listen to his crazy babblings?

I mean, all I want is a small dose of him. He gets on my nerves when he's all over the place. But in a small dose... like once a year... that's the perfect amount of sportsshrink.

Sorry. I just can't quit him.

SNR
11-06-2012, 10:47 PM
I mean, now that the Chiefs are going to draft a QB and EVERYBODY is on board, I don't know if I have any crazy intolerable nuts left in my wheelhouse.

There's BlackBob for football I guess. But around here? Man, this shit is just going to dry the fuck up.

BIG DADDY will have to do. And he's a huge downgrade from sportsshrink.

La literatura
11-06-2012, 10:50 PM
All nostalgia for sportsshrink can be directed towards http://www.khow.com/pages/boyles.html

Pitt Gorilla
11-07-2012, 01:59 PM
http://www.gifflix.com/files/7868c9eaa99d.gif

Amnorix
11-07-2012, 02:02 PM
I was certainly hoping that the shrink would give something of a concession speech before direcksun put him on the back of a camel with a bag over his head and sent him off into the desert.


That requires him to come out and admit he was wrong. That ain't gonna happen.

What is far more likely to happen is that he'll be back in two weeks as NotSportsShrink or some dumbass mult and we'll have to put up with his absurd bullshit all over again, along with some pathetic denials that he's rewrapped shrinkage.