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loochy
11-06-2012, 07:37 AM
I just found out I have some impacted stool. I've never had that before and my gf is trying to tell me it hurts like a bitch when it actually comes out (I think she's messing with me).

Any advice? Laughing gas or just take the needle to numb the pain?

Oh, I hate going to the GI doc too. That really can't help.

SNR
11-06-2012, 07:39 AM
It does hurt. Impacted stool kind of "helicopters" its way out of your rectum. Really messy.

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-06-2012, 07:43 AM
Playing QB for the Chiefs seems to help get it out.

Scorp
11-06-2012, 07:44 AM
Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.

loochy
11-06-2012, 07:45 AM
Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.

Do you need some sort of special adapter? A garden hose is too small and it might fall out.

notorious
11-06-2012, 07:48 AM
LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2012, 08:32 AM
Should I merge this with the anal canal thread? You're pretty much just throwing the car into drive from reverse.

Radar Chief
11-06-2012, 09:22 AM
Not as painful as watching the Chiefs...

theelusiveeightrop
11-06-2012, 09:52 AM
Rectum? It nearly killed him.

bevischief
11-06-2012, 10:30 AM
Just be sure to have a fire hose to clean up the mess it will leave in the toilet and yourself.

loochy
11-06-2012, 10:38 AM
Just be sure to have a fire hose to clean up the mess it will leave in the toilet and yourself.

some call it mess, some call it decoration

Radar Chief
11-06-2012, 10:40 AM
some call it mess, some call it decoration

Only if you like the deer that just got hit by a semi look.

Chiefspants
11-06-2012, 12:29 PM
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