Does passing impacted stool hurt as bad as they say?

[loochy]

I just found out I have some impacted stool. I've never had that before and my gf is trying to tell me it hurts like a bitch when it actually comes out (I think she's messing with me).

Any advice? Laughing gas or just take the needle to numb the pain?

Oh, I hate going to the GI doc too. That really can't help.

[RealSNR]

It does hurt. Impacted stool kind of "helicopters" its way out of your rectum. Really messy.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Playing QB for the Chiefs seems to help get it out.

[Scorp]

Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.

[loochy]

Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.

Do you need some sort of special adapter? A garden hose is too small and it might fall out.

[notorious]

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Should I merge this with the anal canal thread? You're pretty much just throwing the car into drive from reverse.

[Radar Chief]

Not as painful as watching the Chiefs...

[BlackHelicopters]

Rectum? It nearly killed him.

[bevischief]

Just be sure to have a fire hose to clean up the mess it will leave in the toilet and yourself.

[loochy]

Just be sure to have a fire hose to clean up the mess it will leave in the toilet and yourself.

some call it mess, some call it decoration

[Radar Chief]

some call it mess, some call it decoration

Only if you like the deer that just got hit by a semi look.

[Chiefspants]

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