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mikey23545
11-06-2012, 09:46 AM
Every time I walk down the railing around the Painted Dog enclosure, I nearly lose my balance and fall in. I'm worried about how painful it might be if I fell down among those dogs right before their feeding time.

Does anyone have any experience in this area?

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2012, 09:47 AM
You should try it and find out.

mikey23545
11-06-2012, 09:49 AM
You should try it and find out.

You first.

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2012, 09:50 AM
You first.

Her life is in your hands Dude.

Report back as soon as its done.

Predarat
11-06-2012, 09:51 AM
All you have to do is have one of those 5lb rolls of ground chuck soaked in AnitFreeze and the dogs will eat it and it will kill the dogs to death.

mikey23545
11-06-2012, 09:55 AM
All you have to do is have one of those 5lb rolls of ground chuck soaked in AnitFreeze and the dogs will eat it and it will kill the dogs to death.

I was thinking of a bucket of chicken instead, but I was afraid it could be construed as racist.

theelusiveeightrop
11-06-2012, 09:57 AM
I thought The Painted Dog closed years ago. Is Jimmy's Jigger still open?

Predarat
11-06-2012, 09:58 AM
I was thinking of a bucket of chicken instead, but I was afraid it could be construed as racist.

That only works with Pit Bulls.

Radar Chief
11-06-2012, 09:59 AM
I was thinking of a bucket of chicken instead, but I was afraid it could be construed as racist.

They are from Africa, might as well call them “boy” while you’re at it. /Dave Loon

mikey23545
11-06-2012, 10:02 AM
They are from Africa, might as well call them “boy” while you’re at it. /Dave Loon

Well, they are colored dogs you know.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5995/250pxlycaonpictustemmin.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/40/250pxlycaonpictustemmin.jpg/)

Easy 6
11-06-2012, 10:05 AM
If my kid fell in, i'd find out.

DaFace
11-06-2012, 10:09 AM
Sometimes I kind of love that this place has no concept of "too soon." And then I feel bad about it.

Pablo
11-06-2012, 10:21 AM
Make sure you have a sturdy pair of work boots on so you can stomp all 11 to death and it won't hurt at all.

Chief Gump
11-06-2012, 10:30 AM
Every time I walk down the railing around the Painted Dog enclosure, I nearly lose my balance and fall in. I'm worried about how painful it might be if I fell down among those dogs right before their feeding time.

Does anyone have any experience in this area?

If your dad was around he would jump in to help ya.

Rain Man
11-06-2012, 10:33 AM
I saw a few of these dogs when I was in Africa, and they seemed really friendly. I didn't try to pet them or anything, though, and didn't get out of the Land Rover when we drove by them.

Easy 6
11-06-2012, 10:50 AM
Make sure you have a sturdy pair of work boots on so you can stomp all 11 to death and it won't hurt at all.

*Reagan voice* - there you go again LMAO

You must not have a kid either.

KILLER_CLOWN
11-06-2012, 11:53 AM
If your dad was around he would jump in to help ya.

Only if he was a real man with a pair.

mikey23545
11-06-2012, 12:13 PM
*Reagan voice* - there you go again LMAO

You must not have a kid either.

I used to, but there was this accident near the python cage...


Well, let's just say never trust a snake.

Sorter
11-06-2012, 12:17 PM
Make sure you have a sturdy pair of work boots on so you can stomp all 11 to death and it won't hurt at all.

ROFLROFL

Sorter
11-06-2012, 12:17 PM
I used to, but there was this accident near the python cage...


Well, let's just say never trust a snake.

They, much like the painted dogs, are not trustworthy.