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Mr. Laz
11-07-2012, 10:01 AM
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KC Tattoo
11-07-2012, 10:04 AM
Bring her in for a look?

Bane
11-07-2012, 10:07 AM
Chiefs 1st round pick!!!!

mdchiefsfan
11-07-2012, 10:11 AM
who chose this music for their child? Wow!


Other than that she's pretty skilled

QuikSsurfer
11-07-2012, 10:13 AM
Tackling is worse than the Chiefs.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 10:23 AM
Nice. What a little bad ass she is. I would braid that pony tail and get it tucked into the back of her jersey as soon as it's long enough.

theelusiveeightrop
11-07-2012, 10:24 AM
Can she audible at the LOS? Can she say Omaha?

L.A. Chieffan
11-07-2012, 10:32 AM
She could probably break a couple of thirty yarders against us.

Discuss Thrower
11-07-2012, 10:33 AM
Dizzy Flores ladies and gentlemen!

loochy
11-07-2012, 10:34 AM
Nice. What a little bad ass she is. I would give her a buzz cut and make her wear flannel shirts.

FYP

listopencil
11-07-2012, 10:40 AM
I'm scared of girls


FYP

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 10:47 AM
Wow...very impressive. :clap:

morphius
11-07-2012, 10:50 AM
That girl has some amazing speed. Nobody on the other teams could even come close to catching her. Though it did look like a bunch of the players went to the Jarred Page school of tackling angles, lol.

loochy
11-07-2012, 10:53 AM
FYP

If they are like that I am

listopencil
11-07-2012, 11:00 AM
If they are like that I am

Heh.

suds79
11-07-2012, 11:03 AM
Awesome.

Seems fast. Get her involved in track.

Now not to rain on her parade but this is 8 year olds where girls are typically either the same or further along than boys. That might start to change after a few years.

But she'll always be fast. That's why I made the track comment.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-07-2012, 11:05 AM
I bet $10 that she loves vaginas when she gets older.

Steron
11-07-2012, 11:12 AM
Awesome.

Seems fast. Get her involved in track.

Now not to rain on her parade but this is 8 year olds where girls are typically either the same or further along than boys. That might start to change after a few years.

But she'll always be fast. That's why I made the track comment.

I echo this completely. I'm not shocked by it.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 11:18 AM
Awesome.

Seems fast. Get her involved in track.

Now not to rain on her parade but this is 8 year olds where girls are typically either the same or further along than boys. That might start to change after a few years.

But she'll always be fast. That's why I made the track comment.

Yeah, it will change at around 12 years old or so. Lots of girls sports in that age range and following into High School though.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 11:20 AM
I bet $10 that she loves vaginas when she gets older.

I bet $10 that she won't be impressed by the jocks and the douchebags when she gets to High School. I bet $10 that as an adult she will understand that she has to compete with men in the workplace if she wants to have a successful career.

theelusiveeightrop
11-07-2012, 11:25 AM
I bet $10 that she loves vaginas when she gets older.

Maybe she already does.

DenverDanChiefsFan
11-07-2012, 11:29 AM
Better look out talking about 8 year old girls and domination. Woodchuck may get his panties in a bunch.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-07-2012, 12:24 PM
I bet $10 that she won't be impressed by the jocks and the douchebags when she gets to High School. I bet $10 that as an adult she will understand that she has to compete with men in the workplace if she wants to have a successful career.

This sounds like a WNBA commercial.

ChiTown
11-07-2012, 12:42 PM
She couldn't do any worse than McClusterphuck

Sorter
11-07-2012, 12:44 PM
LMAOBetter look out talking about 8 year old girls and domination. Woodchuck may get his panties in a bunch.

Frosty
11-07-2012, 12:50 PM
I have an ex-gf that has a step-daughter that played varsity football for some high school in Colorado. Kind of impressive, though I don't know how common that is these days.

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 12:51 PM
I bet $10 that she loves vaginas when she gets older.

Hey wait a minute, my 5 year old daughter wrestles and wants to play football, she is going to love the cock. Love it I say!!


Now, she may go both ways, but she will love the cock!!

InChiefsHell
11-07-2012, 01:15 PM
Wait till she's 12. It'll all be over.

beach tribe
11-07-2012, 01:29 PM
She is easily TWICE as fast as anyone else on the field.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 01:32 PM
This sounds like a WNBA commercial.


Maybe because I have two daughters (26 and 17) and I know what I'm talking about, and you're a homophobic misogynist. Could be. I'm only going by what you've posted in this thread.

loochy
11-07-2012, 01:37 PM
Maybe because I have two daughters (26 and 17) and I know what I'm talking about

We don't believe you. We need pictures.

QuikSsurfer
11-07-2012, 02:40 PM
Maybe because I have two daughters (26 and 17) and I know what I'm talking about

Pics or GTFO

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 02:43 PM
Pics or GTFO

We don't believe you. We need pictures.

Be nice boys. You say this shit about my daughters and I find out where you live, I would slit your throats!

joking, but you get the point of being a parent.

alpha_omega
11-07-2012, 02:44 PM
Sorry, but those kids look too small to be playing football.

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 02:44 PM
Sorry, but those kids look too small to be playing football.

My son started at the age of six.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 03:01 PM
Be nice boys. You say this shit about my daughters and I find out where you live, I would slit your throats!

joking, but you get the point of being a parent.

It's OK. Neither of my daughters would give these slackers the time of day.

QuikSsurfer
11-07-2012, 03:06 PM
It's OK. Neither of my daughters would give these slackers the time of day.

I'm just messing :)
Slacker??

loochy
11-07-2012, 03:10 PM
Be nice boys. You say this shit about my daughters and I find out where you live, I would slit your throats!

joking, but you get the point of being a parent.

Wait, you claim to have daughters? How old do you claim these "daughters" are? If you claim they are of a reasonable age, then we don't believe you. We need pictures.

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:11 PM
It's OK. Neither of my daughters would give these slackers the time of day.

My girls wounldn't either. My son is 11 and weighs in at 5'8 and 185. At 8 he was 5"4 120. My girls know what is a good size. My 5 year old daughter is 3' 5" and 35 lbs. but she wrestles who is put against her. The last person was 4, 4' and 76 lbs. my girl didn't pin him, but she gave it her best shot. She is scared but has no issue not showing it!!

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:15 PM
102650 My five year old

102651 my three year old

listopencil
11-07-2012, 03:18 PM
My girls wounldn't either. My son is 11 and weighs in at 5'8 and 185. At 8 he was 5"4 120. My girls know what is a good size. My 5 year old daughter is 3' 5" and 35 lbs. but she wrestles who is put against her. The last person was 7, 4' and 76 lbs. my girl didn't pin him, but she gave it her best shot. She is scared but has no issue not showing it!!

My younger daughter did wrestling for a year between football seasons. I know what you mean. She just wasn't used to using/breaking holds because she's so quick and strong that she could get out of most situations, so more skilled opponents gave her problems. It was a great experience for her though. She was never pinned. Only lost matches on points.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 03:20 PM
I'm just messing :)
Slacker??

Ha ha. Slacker.

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:23 PM
My younger daughter did wrestling for a year between football seasons. I know what you mean. She just wasn't used to using/breaking holds because she's so quick and strong that she could get out of most situations, so more skilled opponents gave her problems. It was a great experience for her though. She was never pinned. Only lost matches on points.

Madelyn has been pinned, but she is learning to use her size to her advantage. She is small and everyone else is bigger, she has learned to weasle her way out. She wants to play football, which worries me since she is so small, she would get a crazy hit and smached...lol...she is mad at me for not letting her play yet. She was happy when I told her she could MMA though!

loochy
11-07-2012, 03:25 PM
My younger daughter did wrestling for a year between football seasons. I know what you mean. She just wasn't used to using/breaking holds because she's so quick and strong that she could get out of most situations, so more skilled opponents gave her problems. It was a great experience for her though. She was never pinned. Only lost matches on points.

Listo's Daughter:

http://www.dragonninja.co.uk/attachments/rants-and-raves/3366d1105033890/chyna.jpg

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:27 PM
Sorry, but those kids look too small to be playing football.

Not at all, they have to start at some point.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 03:27 PM
Madelyn has been pinned, but she is learning to use her size to her advantage. She is small and everyone else is bigger, she has learned to weasle her way out. She wants to play football, which worries me since she is so small, she would get a crazy hit and smashed...lol...she is mad at me for not letting her play yet. She was happy when I told her she could MMA though!

It's a tough call. I know of a girl that got a broken arm playing Left Tackle. It didn't dampen her spirit but I bet it was really rough for her parents.

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:28 PM
Listo's Daughter:

http://www.dragonninja.co.uk/attachments/rants-and-raves/3366d1105033890/chyna.jpg

haha...your picture didn't work.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 03:28 PM
Listo's Daughter:

http://www.dragonninja.co.uk/attachments/rants-and-raves/3366d1105033890/chyna.jpg



Keep your S&M masturbation fantasies to yourself.

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:29 PM
It's a tough call. I know of a girl that got a broken arm playing Left Tackle. It didn't dampen her spirit but I bet it was really rough for her parents.

I'm sure the parents had a harder time with it than the daughter did.

listopencil
11-07-2012, 03:31 PM
I'm sure the parents had a harder time with it than the daughter did.

Yeah they did. I was on the opposing sideline standing next to her and she was cheering her team on. She was more annoyed by it than anything else.

DenverDanChiefsFan
11-07-2012, 03:37 PM
Listo's Daughter:

http://www.dragonninja.co.uk/attachments/rants-and-raves/3366d1105033890/chyna.jpg

Heh, "she" has to wear the collar to hide "her" adams apple. ROFL

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:38 PM
Yeah they did. I was on the opposing sideline standing next to her and she was cheering her team on. She was more annoyed by it than anything else.

That's one tough cookie!! Kuddos to her!

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:39 PM
Heh, "she" has to wear the collar to hide "her" adams apple. ROFL

LMAO

We are talking about kids, don't forget that.

KCUnited
11-07-2012, 03:44 PM
Menstrual around with their chests puffed out all the time, nice to see a girl competing and having fun.

RedNFeisty
11-07-2012, 03:51 PM
Menstrual around with their chests puffed out all the time, nice to see a girl competing and having fun.

And dominating! Don't forget dominating.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-07-2012, 04:00 PM
Maybe because I have two daughters (26 and 17) and I know what I'm talking about, and you're a homophobic misogynist. Could be. I'm only going by what you've posted in this thread.

This sounds like an NCAA women's basketball commercial.

loochy
11-07-2012, 04:05 PM
This sounds like an NCAA women's basketball commercial.
http://thelyonsden89.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wnba_layups.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
11-08-2012, 05:41 AM
I'm just messing :)
Slacker??

http://www.weregoingback.com/Were_Going_Back_-_25th_Anniversary/Celebrities_files/2505205485_5e16ce75eb.jpg

BoneKrusher
11-08-2012, 05:57 AM
wow, she's awesome.

Big Smoke
11-08-2012, 06:09 AM
Terrible.music choice but a cool video

gblowfish
11-08-2012, 10:17 AM
She may one day threaten Bill Kenney's record as the most successful woman to ever play in the NFL.

saphojunkie
11-08-2012, 10:30 AM
Any female athlete, ESPECIALLY one who wrestles, is just going to be an insanely ugly, squat, cropped-hair lesbo.

My proof:

https://www.google.com/search?q=stacy+keibler&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=SCX&tbo=d&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=mOubUIe4OObgigL8z4HAAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1440&bih=761

listopencil
11-08-2012, 10:30 AM
This sounds like an NCAA women's basketball commercial.


...and you still sound like a dumbass.