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SNR
11-08-2012, 11:47 PM
That is all.

Ebolapox
11-08-2012, 11:49 PM
ALWAYS LEAVE A PLACE HOW YOU FOUND IT!

Ebolapox
11-08-2012, 11:49 PM
todd haley taught me how to make love to a woman and scold a child.

Baby Lee
11-08-2012, 11:50 PM
Clip that penis toenail.

Count Zarth
11-08-2012, 11:51 PM
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ChiefsNow
11-08-2012, 11:51 PM
He taught me how to grab some unwilling ass.

Ebolapox
11-08-2012, 11:51 PM
He taught me how to fingerbang waitresses.

Count Zarth
11-08-2012, 11:52 PM
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Simply Red
11-08-2012, 11:54 PM
start croyle

SNR
11-09-2012, 11:54 AM
You know, since it's the Todd Haley Appreciation Festival, the centuries-old Japanese holiday, this thread deserves a spot at the top.

theelusiveeightrop
11-09-2012, 12:08 PM
Todd Haley taught me to always look bth ways before entering traffic. And also the joys of ATM.

Woodchuck
11-09-2012, 12:10 PM
That explains the rape thing SNR. Was it when McDaniels raped him? Is that where you learned?

SNR
11-09-2012, 12:13 PM
Where I learned what? That rape is funny?

I learned that from nature. It's a state of human intuition that we all develop upon reaction to our sensory faculties.

Children born into the wild look at other animals raping each other and laugh. They didn't have to be taught by Todd Haley that rape is funny.

Woodchuck
11-09-2012, 12:15 PM
ahhhh, I guess I assumed rape meant "loving a woman" in your language. LOL

FAX
11-09-2012, 12:28 PM
The important thing that you have to remember about Todd Haley is that he has one gear and it's "**** you".

As long as you recognize that, you'll be okay.

FAX

SuperChief
11-09-2012, 12:42 PM
Todd Haley taught me that everybody poops. He taught me that babies come from stork.

Ace Gunner
11-09-2012, 12:45 PM
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Munson
11-09-2012, 12:51 PM
Todd Haley is a son of a bitch.

He can eat a hammer, and take a shotgun blast standing.

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

DaKCMan AP
11-09-2012, 12:51 PM
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beach tribe
11-09-2012, 12:52 PM
Todd taught me how to skin a buck a run a trot line.

beach tribe
11-09-2012, 12:53 PM
The important thing that you have to remember about Todd Haley is that he has one gear and it's "**** you".

As long as you recognize that, you'll be okay.

FAX

Nice..as usual.

noa
11-09-2012, 12:55 PM
Todd Haley taught me that real men rip the tag of the mattress.
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Armadillo Skin
11-09-2012, 01:02 PM
Todd Haley taught me to be proud that my grandparents cared enough to give me worm checks and to follow those worm checks with a coffee enema.

MoreLemonPledge
11-09-2012, 01:07 PM
Todd Haley taught me that the best way to prevent prostate cancer is regular self-examinations...with my fist.

Woodchuck
11-09-2012, 01:20 PM
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Woodchuck
11-09-2012, 01:50 PM
http://katchop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/haley-copy.jpg

FAX
11-09-2012, 01:54 PM
Todd Haley taught me that real men rip the tag of the mattress.
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Uh ... sorry, but that must not have been the real Todd Haley, Mr. noa.

The real Todd Haley makes his bitches rip the tags of the mattress. Besides, he doesn't use a mattress. Todd Haley sleeps on broken Jim Beam bottles.

FAX

Woodchuck
11-09-2012, 01:57 PM
Uh ... sorry, but that must not have been the real Todd Haley, Mr. noa.

The real Todd Haley makes his bitches rip the tags of the mattress. Besides, he doesn't use a mattress. Todd Haley sleeps on broken Jim Beam bottles.

FAX

Nobody got no JB?

http://packerstakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/haley.jpg

and when there's a full moon.... watch out!

http://theclassical.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/400xY/taetchwolf.jpg

frankotank
11-09-2012, 02:03 PM
Todd Haley has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. the bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Woodchuck
11-09-2012, 02:05 PM
Todd Haley went to Amsterdam with Slash and Charlie Sheen. He ****ed twice as many hookers as they did.

frankotank
11-09-2012, 02:11 PM
Todd Haley knows the last digit of pi

Woodchuck
11-09-2012, 02:16 PM
Todd haley got lost in the mountains and survived by eating the same corn out of his shit for three days in a row.

frankotank
11-09-2012, 02:18 PM
Todd Haley puts the laughter in manslaughter

frankotank
11-09-2012, 02:35 PM
Todd Haley doesn't read books. he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.....

Ebolapox
11-09-2012, 02:47 PM
todd haley once beat every super nintendo game by staring at the screen--the games beat themselves out of fear for todd haley

Crush
11-09-2012, 03:38 PM
Todd Haley is a kick-ass archeologist in the offseason.

FringeNC
11-09-2012, 03:48 PM
Obviously, Haley has a future in the NFL; Pioli does not. We Haley supporters were of course correct.

theelusiveeightrop
11-09-2012, 04:15 PM
Haley once caused Mary to become pregnant. At least that is what I read once.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-09-2012, 04:24 PM
Yeah, well Scott Pioli taught me how to spank a woman, and make love to a child.

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 05:47 PM
Then Todd Haley...

Easy 6
11-09-2012, 06:40 PM
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HA

TRR
11-09-2012, 07:24 PM
With a bit of patience KC would have had themselves a fantastic coach for the next 15-20 years. The guy gave up everything to win. He didn't care about anything but winning. Did he have his opportunities? Absolutely...Every coach does. He will be a success even if it kills him.

I always felt better knowing that when the KC team lost or played poorly, they would WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT, pay for it.

SNR
11-09-2012, 07:24 PM
Then Todd Haley...

scolded the midgets

JoeyChuckles
11-09-2012, 07:30 PM
Todd Haley doesn't recognize daylight savings time. The sun rises when he is ready.

Easy 6
11-09-2012, 07:30 PM
Todd Haley doesn't read books. he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.....

LMAO

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 07:34 PM
scolded the midgets

taught em rape