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notorious
11-09-2012, 08:37 AM
Chicago Bears defense has scored 7 TD's this year off of INT's.


KC has passed for 6 TD's.



After :facepalm:, discuss.

aturnis
11-09-2012, 08:40 AM
Wow... Rofl

CaliforniaChief
11-09-2012, 08:41 AM
Banner-worthy. We're going to need our own Air Force to keep up.

scho63
11-09-2012, 09:29 AM
Cassel+Daboll+Quinn+Pioli+Romeo= FAILURE

Munson
11-09-2012, 09:33 AM
Add it to the Pioli Doc.

Frazod
11-09-2012, 10:17 AM
I was aware of this, but was too disgusted to post it. I prefer to pretend the Chiefs don't exist right now, unless I'm putting my top points on their opponent in the office pool.

BoneKrusher
11-09-2012, 10:19 AM
Cassel+Daboll+Quinn+Pioli+Romeo= FAILURE

This

Rain Man
11-09-2012, 10:28 AM
After :facepalm:, discuss.


It's going to be a while before I'm done with the :facepalm:, so don't wait on me before starting the discussion.

Pilsner
11-09-2012, 10:33 AM
It's going to be a while before I'm done with the :facepalm:, so don't wait on me before starting the discussion.

I'm sure you can type with one hand.

Radar Chief
11-09-2012, 10:33 AM
Its actually worse than that. I have the Bears D and ESPN is telling me theyve got 8 TDs in 8 games.

Edit: well ESPN is confused. I went to the stat page and they show 7 TDs, so never mind.

Crush
11-09-2012, 10:36 AM
It's a process. Now go make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Radar Chief
11-09-2012, 10:38 AM
It's a process. Now go make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

And that motherfucker had better be spread even and crustless when you bring it to me.

Rain Man
11-09-2012, 10:39 AM
I'm sure you can type with one hand.

I can try. But it's slow and it's hard to see the screen.

Actually, maybe I'll try face palming the whole game the next time the Chiefs are on TV. It might be more entertaining.

Death2CasselFans
11-09-2012, 11:40 AM
But how many of the Bears TDs came in garbage time?

-Mark Castle

Dartgod
11-09-2012, 11:52 AM
I'm sure you can type with one hand.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Double_399996_1614105.jpg

FAX
11-09-2012, 11:55 AM
It's stuff like this that will prevent you from taking a lead.

FAX

alpha_omega
11-09-2012, 12:24 PM
Frankly, i am surprised we have that many passing TD's. It sure seems like less.

Pilsner
11-09-2012, 12:27 PM
Frankly, i am surprised we have that many passing TD's. It sure seems like less.

How many have come in what could be considered garbage time?

Sorter
11-09-2012, 12:28 PM
How many have come in what could be considered garbage time?

I think we had 2 in the first half against Atlanta right?

Dave Lane
11-09-2012, 12:32 PM
It's stuff like this that will prevent you from taking a lead.

FAX

Its stuff like this that will get you fired.

Pilsner
11-09-2012, 12:46 PM
I think we had 2 in the first half against Atlanta right?

We only had one passing TD that game.

Here's Cassel's stats. He's thrown all 6.

http://i.imgur.com/Xtf98.png

I remember the 1 TD in the Raiders game on the 28th came in the 4th quarter. I'd probably consider that a garbage time TD.

Everything else is pretty hazy. I've been drinking pretty heavily on gamedays in an attempt to repress this shit.

Sorter
11-09-2012, 12:50 PM
ROFL, even better. The buffalo TDs were garbage time, IIRC. Cassel had 1 td to Jamaal that was in the 3rd quarter against SD

Pilsner
11-09-2012, 01:11 PM
The passing TD against the Falcons was legit.
TD 11:39 2nd Quarter Kevin Boss 22 Yd Pass From Matt Cassel ATL 10 KC 10As you said, both TD's in Buffalo were bullshit.
TD 6:26 4th Quarter Dwayne Bowe 33 Yd Pass From Matt Cassel BUF 35 KC 10TD 1:10 4th Quarter Dwayne Bowe 2 Yd Pass From Matt Cassel BUF 35 KC 17At home against SD, when you're losing 27 - 6 in the 3rd quarter, is that garbage time? I don't know. I'll err on the side of the charitable and count the first one as legit and the second one as pissing into the wind.

TD 8:40 3rd Quarter Jamaal Charles 13 Yd Pass From Matt Cassel SD 27 KC 13TD 5:29 4th Quarter Dwayne Bowe 29 Yd Pass From Matt Cassel SD 34 KC 20And then the one I actually remember through my drunken haze. The garbage time delight: Dexter McCluster vs the Raiders.

TD 2:27 4th Quarter Dexter McCluster 10 Yd Pass From Matt Cassel OAK 26 KC 16
FINAL TALLY: 4 Garbage Time Passing TD's - 2 Regular Time TD's

Guys, we've only had two passing touchdowns this year that mean shit. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Bowser
11-09-2012, 01:13 PM
And I mean this with all sincerity -

Holy Shit

theelusiveeightrop
11-09-2012, 01:18 PM
Didn't know we had 6 total TD's. Learning is fun. Thanks Pioli. Omaha.

Sorter
11-09-2012, 01:20 PM
I said this before.

The 0-16 Lions would seriously rape this team. SNR style rape.

Dragonocho
11-09-2012, 01:20 PM
We CAN Build on this!

SNR
11-09-2012, 01:25 PM
This Pissner n00b has some game.

Too bad we have to mistreat him until he reaches 50 million posts according to Driving Wheel

Sorter
11-09-2012, 01:27 PM
This Pissner n00b has some game.

Too bad we have to mistreat him until he reaches 50 million posts according to Driving Wheel

LMAO

CHENZ A!
11-09-2012, 01:35 PM
Let's hire the bears defensive backs coach for our OC and commence the Bearsification!

KC Tattoo
11-09-2012, 01:44 PM
LOL @ Chiefs I got 6tds in one game / Aaron Rodgers

Rain Man
11-09-2012, 01:57 PM
Frankly, i am surprised we have that many passing TD's. It sure seems like less.

If we look closely enough, I'm sure that some of them were fumbles that happened to hurtle forward until a receiver recovered them in mid-air.