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RunKC
11-09-2012, 06:17 PM
Say Pioli wants to save face and goes to Haley in pregame to try to look like the good guy. Put here what you think Haley would say to him...

I'll go first.

"Your shit stain team is on pace for 2-14 Scott. Remember when I told you I could win 2 games with players off the street?"

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 06:19 PM
"Stay down bitch"

JASONSAUTO
11-09-2012, 06:19 PM
Go fuck your mother.
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Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 06:22 PM
"Then the midgets..."

stonedstooge
11-09-2012, 06:25 PM
Who's the crazy one?

PRIEST
11-09-2012, 06:25 PM
Hey is that a gum wrapper , you douche.

bevischief
11-09-2012, 06:26 PM
Bend over here it comes.

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-09-2012, 06:26 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/haleyfyou.gif

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 06:26 PM
"See these fingers?" "They were in your wife"

bevischief
11-09-2012, 06:27 PM
"Then the midgets..."

Spread the candy wrappers everywhere...

Chief Roundup
11-09-2012, 06:31 PM
How is that Cassel thing working out for you?

KCtotheSB
11-09-2012, 06:32 PM
"This will not be over quickly. I am not your friend."

Coach
11-09-2012, 06:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/avatar3815_205.gif

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 06:33 PM
"Nuke Cassel from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

threebag02
11-09-2012, 06:33 PM
Spread the candy wrappers everywhere...

Frankotanks anus rejoiced...

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
ROFL

Armadillo Skin
11-09-2012, 06:54 PM
Care to make a wager on the game?

Chiefspants
11-09-2012, 06:55 PM
"There's a lot of sh*t being talked about you"

KC_Lee
11-09-2012, 06:56 PM
Spread the candy wrappers everywhere...

Haley should stuff his pockets with empty candy wrappers and just drop them all over the field during pre-game.

theelusiveeightrop
11-09-2012, 06:57 PM
Scott, any tranny action on the Plaza lately?

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 06:57 PM
Heard Haley bought a banner to be flown over the stadium before kickoff.

Deberg_1990
11-09-2012, 06:59 PM
Good Luck. Appreciate you giving me a head coaching opportunity. Sorry I let you down.

Molitoth
11-09-2012, 07:24 PM
How's my ass taste?

Dylan
11-09-2012, 07:30 PM
Spread the candy wrappers everywhere...

LOL

Dylan
11-09-2012, 07:32 PM
"Then the midgets..."

PGM, Who are the midgets?

JASONSAUTO
11-09-2012, 07:36 PM
Big black dildos
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Dylan
11-09-2012, 07:57 PM
Stop making a spectacle of yourself.

JASONSAUTO
11-09-2012, 08:05 PM
Huh?
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Easy 6
11-09-2012, 08:06 PM
Remember when i won on the road with Palko?

Still have my old office bugged? i bet you can hear it when romeo thinks.

WV
11-09-2012, 08:06 PM
You're a genius, they thought I was the issue....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

HoneyBadger
11-09-2012, 08:10 PM
"I haven't been this happy since you fired me"

CLX
11-09-2012, 08:11 PM
"Pioli, we are going to hand you your ass on a silver platter!"

BoneKrusher
11-09-2012, 08:21 PM
Todd to Pioli:
yeah it looks like another Super Bowl appearance for me, i owe it all to you Scott.

Simply Red
11-09-2012, 08:24 PM
Say Pioli wants to save face and goes to Haley in pregame to try to look like the good guy. Put here what you think Haley would say to him...

I'll go first.

"Your shit stain team is on pace for 2-14 Scott. Remember when I told you I could win 2 games with players off the street?"

actually this really is a very creative thread. I expect no more nonsense, now that I've made you.

Very nice though, :clap: it'll be a fun read.

Simply Red
11-09-2012, 08:25 PM
"I haven't been this happy since you fired me"

:clap:

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-09-2012, 08:26 PM
Huh?
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Then the dwarf

Simply Red
11-09-2012, 08:33 PM
Then the dwarf

Jes.

threebag02
11-09-2012, 08:41 PM
Then the dwarf

Started Driving Nails

DBOSHO
11-09-2012, 09:08 PM
"Theres alot of shit being talked about you."

CHENZ A!
11-09-2012, 09:24 PM
"I don't remember your boobs being this big."

Count Alex's Losses
11-09-2012, 09:24 PM
"pioli you motherfucking cocksucker, go back to where you came from"

Armadillo Skin
11-09-2012, 09:40 PM
You keep looking more like Elmer Fudd.

Agent V
11-09-2012, 10:14 PM
He'd lean in close and whisper whatever Scarlett Johansson whispered into Bill Murray's ear at the end of Lost in Translation.

Zeke
11-09-2012, 10:39 PM
"Surely, I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Scott. I deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life."

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-09-2012, 10:46 PM
"There's a lot of sh*t being talked about you"

Thank you, I was wondering when that one was going to be posted. Finally!

BossChief
11-10-2012, 01:45 AM
They told me the lies you tried to spread about me, to blackball me after you fired me.

I hope you have lube, but I prefer you don't cause there are no lies about what I'm about to do to you.

BossChief
11-10-2012, 01:47 AM
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Pioli is already out and won't even be at the Pittsburgh game.

RunKC
11-10-2012, 01:57 AM
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Pioli is already out and won't even be at the Pittsburgh game.

You think Pioli is fired already?
I hope to God not. Him watching Haley rape his right 53 is the best enjoyment us fans can get this year!

Tribal Warfare
11-10-2012, 02:17 AM
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whoman69
11-10-2012, 07:43 AM
Pioli is going to hide before the game like a little bitch. If he sees Haley he won't get within 50 yards of him. Haley certainly won't approach Pioli.

Woodchuck
11-10-2012, 08:04 AM
I honestly don't think he would say anything. Haley is probably terrified of himself and would avoid the situation. He's probably afraid he would just punch him in the face and lose control.

okoye35chiefs
11-10-2012, 08:16 AM
pioli.... I am your father...

GloryDayz
11-10-2012, 09:45 AM
We didn't practice this week, we're playing you, we didn't need to!

Your AssClown players don't look like they've practiced all year; have they?

And wow, yourcoach is WAY fat!

Tell Scott I told him to blow me!

Are you going to the playoffs; IOW, bought any tickets yet?

Coming to my playoff game(s)? Please don't, just send some of Clark's alternate wives to fluff my players and me...

GloryDayz
11-10-2012, 09:48 AM
Hey Scott, LOL, the world hates you!

Why'd your clan go to get their hair done and walk out with bags?

BoneKrusher
11-10-2012, 10:05 AM
i think Haley just might say, I see the Turd Polish didnt work.

GloryDayz
11-10-2012, 10:21 AM
Hey Scott, as much as I hate you, all I can say is just get out! Working for the Hunt family equals FAIL! If you have an offer, any offer, take it! The Hunt family is a greedy pack of wolves and nobdy can win under their ownership. They'll always rape the fans of Kansas City for all the money they can, and make the staff be the quiet type, just happy to have a job then get out. Sure, they'll do some irrelevant stuff like fire a player, maybe two, but they'll only do enough to slow the honest press. They suck, and their team will suck too. And there are some young ones, they could be as dumb as Clark, so this could go on for another 100 years, maybe more! So get out Scott, if you can, while you can!

Oh, on second thought, stay and DIAF Scott!

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-10-2012, 10:22 AM
"Uhhhhh, Uhhhhhhh, Uhhhhhh.....Hey sir"

BossChief
11-10-2012, 10:25 AM
Nice banners!!!

BossChief
11-10-2012, 10:29 AM
Tell Cassel I don't miss him.

FAX
11-10-2012, 10:32 AM
"You bug me."

FAX

okoye35chiefs
11-10-2012, 10:34 AM
you get to see big banners....

see Scott we fly yellow towels,

GloryDayz
11-10-2012, 10:39 AM
Wanna get away?

TribalElder
11-10-2012, 10:44 AM
Haley to Pioli

"No Vasoline Bitch"

Chief Roundup
11-10-2012, 10:56 AM
You are the next "Candy Wrapper" at One Arrowhead.

GloryDayz
11-10-2012, 04:08 PM
It's Monday Night Football baby.....NO OTHER GAME ON....everybody is going to watch what my guys do to you at MY command...

GloryDayz
11-10-2012, 04:09 PM
Hey Scott.... Sorry in advance...

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEX
11-10-2012, 04:13 PM
Fuck You!

Nightfyre
11-10-2012, 04:14 PM
How about: "There's a lot of shit being talked about you"

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/702355/gyi0062469583_huge.jpg

Rain Man
11-10-2012, 05:29 PM
great thread topic.

there are some good ones here, but I would go with a classic. " the playoff race is tough this year, Scott, isn't it? we're second in our division at 5 and 3. how is it going for you in the AFC West?

Rain Man
11-10-2012, 05:31 PM
Nice banners!!!

this is probably the way to go.

DTLB58
11-10-2012, 06:33 PM
How about: "There's a lot of shit being talked about you"

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/702355/gyi0062469583_huge.jpg

This is second to "Nice Banners" only because of the timing. :clap:

Honestly though, I doubt they will talk at all.

Marcellus
11-10-2012, 06:39 PM
"You bug me."

FAX

LMAO

GloryDayz
11-10-2012, 10:13 PM
Todd says..... "Blow me."

Dave Lane
11-10-2012, 10:18 PM
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n525/Andre_Currie/GTFOEntourage.gif.

KCChiefsFan88
11-10-2012, 10:21 PM
Here is your lead... BITCH.

Easy 6
11-10-2012, 11:25 PM
How about: "There's a lot of shit being talked about you"

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/702355/gyi0062469583_huge.jpg

I love how Todd is completely holding his arm tight to the side... tactical, pointing his finger like a trained pistoleer LMAO

NO part of him is offering ANY kind of kindness.

Romeo's Pants
11-10-2012, 11:40 PM
I don't think Haley will have to say very much.

http://i.imgur.com/3TW91.gif