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ILChief
11-09-2012, 08:02 PM
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VAChief
11-09-2012, 08:27 PM
He was in a zone in that opening segment for sure. "Math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better!" LMAO

Mr. Kotter
11-09-2012, 09:28 PM
Holy shit that was funny. Every friggin' FOX viewer in the country should be forced to watch that ten times... LMAO

Brock
11-09-2012, 09:46 PM
Wow, that network looks even more comical than usual. A total collection of boobs.

Mr. Kotter
11-10-2012, 11:21 AM
*crickets* from the Right on this....imagine that.

FOX freaking "news"....what a complete and utter joke, in case there was any doubt.

J Diddy
11-10-2012, 11:24 AM
I tried to post this the other day but virtually every link had "disappeared" while embedded. Thanks for sharing.

TEX
11-10-2012, 03:31 PM
Wow, that network looks even more comical than usual. A total collection of boobs.

Still well behind the networks though. Do they even report the news anymore?

BigRedChief
11-10-2012, 03:53 PM
*crickets* from the Right on this....imagine that.

FOX freaking "news"....what a complete and utter joke, in case there was any doubt.Nadda one speaking up to defend the fair and balanced?:rolleyes:

Direckshun
11-10-2012, 07:35 PM
Fox News is run by teenagers.

Brock
11-10-2012, 07:38 PM
Still well behind the networks though. Do they even report the news anymore?

Well, they were reporting the Obama win when Fox was still deny deny denying it.

niblet
11-10-2012, 09:01 PM
What's with the liberal obsession with Fox News?

I'm sorry but one whacko news station is not synonymous with conservatism. That a lot of you seem to think so is utterly confounding.

J Diddy
11-10-2012, 09:07 PM
What's with the liberal obsession with Fox News?

I'm sorry but one whacko news station is not synonymous with conservatism. That a lot of you seem to think so is utterly confounding.

Nobody is saying that Fox News is synonymous with conservatism. Unfortunately they are the loudest in the room and therefore draw the most attention.

aturnis
11-10-2012, 09:26 PM
What's with the liberal obsession with Fox News?

I'm sorry but one whacko news station is not synonymous with conservatism. That a lot of you seem to think so is utterly confounding.

I don't know a single "active" Republican who doesn't indulge in at least one of FOXNews, Limbaugh, Hannity, or Beck. Fucking whack jobs.

Baby Lee
11-10-2012, 10:25 PM
Shit like this makes me think that the parable of the blind men and the elephant needs updating, with a round of the blind dudes berating each other on 'projections.'

F@ckers, I told you it was a column.

Hey! Douchebags!! Experts stand by it being a wall!!

Yeah? Well your experts suck balls, facts clearly establish its a rope!!!


Just ignore all of it until a complete counting is certified and published by officials.

Everything before that is just so much beating of meat.

J Diddy
11-10-2012, 10:31 PM
Shit like this makes me think that the parable of the blind men and the elephant needs updating, with a round of the blind dudes berating each other on 'projections.'

F@ckers, I told you it was a column.

Hey! Douchebags!! Experts stand by it being a wall!!

Yeah? Well your experts suck balls, facts clearly establish its a rope!!!


Just ignore all of it until a complete counting is certified and published by officials.

Everything before that is just so much beating of meat.

WTF:hmmm:

BigMeatballDave
11-10-2012, 10:37 PM
LMAO @ you liberal herp derps for watching any of this crap.

You dipshits post this to make fun, but you end up looking just as retarded.

J Diddy
11-10-2012, 10:39 PM
LMAO @ you liberal herp derps for watching any of this crap.

You dipshits post this to make fun, but you end up looking just as retarded.

You don't find it funny. Not even a little bit. I about died when she asked if it some sort of math republicans do.

BigMeatballDave
11-10-2012, 10:45 PM
You don't find it funny. Not even a little bit. I about died when she asked if it some sort of math republicans do.

Didn't watch it.

I don't watch Fox or MS.

Stupid partisan BS

J Diddy
11-10-2012, 10:46 PM
Didn't watch it.

I don't watch Fox or MS.

Stupid partisan BS

I don't much. I saw this on the daily show and I laughed my ass off.

BigMeatballDave
11-10-2012, 10:58 PM
I don't much. I saw this on the daily show and I laughed my ass off.

I haven't watch The Daily Show in yrs.

Do they even attempt to make fun of Obama?

Bowser
11-10-2012, 10:58 PM
Didn't watch it.

I don't watch Fox or MS.

Stupid partisan BS

He's a satirist. It's comedy. Pretty good comedy, at that.

BigMeatballDave
11-10-2012, 11:01 PM
He's a satirist. It's comedy. Pretty good comedy, at that.

Seemed during Bush yrs it was slanted pretty far left.

A lot of fun at the expense of republicans.

Granted, Bush and Palin do make it easy.

Bowser
11-10-2012, 11:09 PM
Seemed during Bush yrs it was slanted pretty far left.

A lot of fun at the expense of republicans.

Granted, Bush and Palin do make it easy.

Oh, for sure. He has a pretty easy job, especially when it comes to putting the clown shoes on FOX News.

Still worthy of a hearty chuckle.

J Diddy
11-10-2012, 11:40 PM
I haven't watch The Daily Show in yrs.

Do they even attempt to make fun of Obama?

You should have seen him after the first debate. He is slanted left and that is for sure, but if it's stupid shit he'll call him for it. Hell he called him out for benghazi

J Diddy
11-10-2012, 11:40 PM
Oh, for sure. He has a pretty easy job, especially when it comes to putting the clown shoes on FOX News.

Still worthy of a hearty chuckle.

otherwise known as BMN

Mr. Kotter
11-11-2012, 12:26 AM
Shit like this makes me think that the parable of the blind men and the elephant needs updating, with a round of the blind dudes berating each other on 'projections.'

F@ckers, I told you it was a column.

Hey! Douchebags!! Experts stand by it being a wall!!

Yeah? Well your experts suck balls, facts clearly establish its a rope!!!


Just ignore all of it until a complete counting is certified and published by officials.

Everything before that is just so much beating of meat.

Wow. BL...a drunk post. Welcome to the club, dude. LMAO

Baby Lee
11-11-2012, 12:54 AM
Wow. BL...a drunk post. Welcome to the club, dude. LMAO

GFY as always, overtures at camaraderie are not reciprocated.

Point was as clear as can be, projecting winners is nothing but assuaging jangled nerves of viewers by providing opinion before official results can be certified.

All those 20 secs of opinion in the earliest portion were clearly pundits in the opinion/entertainment sectors. We've had this discussion ad infinitum.

The meat of the clip, the reporters/Rove faceoff, I don't know what's supposed the big deal here. Fox News is flawed because they differ from a pundit in favor of the methodology of their own news division's 'Dunder Mifflin' analysis unit?

Its not like some 'real news' from OUTSIDE Fox swooped in and confronted Rove. They were confronting him themselves. And to be honest, their confrontation was pretty much 'you guys called this, Rove disagrees, could he be right?' 'No. 99.95% no.'

ILChief
11-11-2012, 06:47 AM
I don't know a single "active" Republican who doesn't indulge in at least one of FOXNews, Limbaugh, Hannity, or Beck. Fucking whack jobs.

This x 1000. Fox is their only source of "news". They really thought Romney was going to win a landslide because that's what they had been told by the fox clowns. That's why they were so devistated when Obama won. They had no idea it was coming

Dave Lane
11-11-2012, 07:06 AM
This x 1000. Fox is their only source of "news". They really thought Romney was going to win a landslide because that's what they had been told by the fox clowns. That's why they were so devistated when Obama won. They had no idea it was coming

Its like being at Chiefs Coalition and listen to takes on the Chiefs early in the season.

Its Homeristic to the max and worth laughing at in both cases.

Ugly Duck
11-11-2012, 07:20 AM
I haven't watch The Daily Show in yrs.

Do they even attempt to make fun of Obama?

Oh hell yes....

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