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Fruit Ninja
11-12-2012, 10:01 PM
Mr.Everything ‏@MentionME
We need to give Matt Cassel the the kicker that shall go unnamed treatment. @ArrowheadPride

Daniel Noud ‏@danmanboombam
Look at the bright side Matt Cassel, you're trending on twitter.

SantosElRey ‏@santosrreyes
And in OT Matt Cassel remembers he's Matt Cassel. #MNF

Ryan Toombs ‏@RCToombs89
@caderade_5 fair enough, I will rephrase. Matt Cassel is a good quarterback. Said no one ever.

Adolph Briscoe ‏@AdolphBriscoe
Just when you think the Chiefs deserve to win, Matt Cassel brings the fans back to reality.

Nate Varel ‏@natev223
@sportspickle duck season started early in Pennsylvania, thanks to Matt Cassel.


Sterling ‏@SdotRIEGEL
Ok so Steve Bono, Elvis Grbac, and Matt Cassel walk into a bar...

Trish ‏@CaLiiTriish
and he just blew the game lol RT @_AyoooDex: No point of ranting about matt cassel. We all know he sucks balls.

Chiefs At War ‏@ChiefsatWar
We got beat by a backup QB AGAIN! (Matt Cassel) @SaveOurChiefs

Carissa Fuller ‏@CrissiCupcake
Matt Cassel could be potentially cute without that dumbass handlebar mustache...

Morgan Wise™ ‏@mogancity
Matt Cassel's stock dropped the minute he left the patriots

Angela De Jong ‏@angela_dejong
Congrats Matt Cassel on throwing your 30th interception this season. You should be so proud.

Jon Pearson ‏@JonPearson65
Matt cassel at it again. Throwing more interceptions.

SantosElRey ‏@santosrreyes
"Wha wha what had happen was!" -Matt Cassel #MNF

Seth Wilson ‏@Seth_Wilson5
“@TomBradysEgo: World's shortest joke : Matt Cassel”

macmillanben ‏@macmillanben
"Hey guys we could be 0-9 lol! " -Matt cassel

Phil Sweet
‏@philliptsweet
@sportspickle Matt Cassel hasn't looked this miserable since his pool scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off pic.twitter.com/N2X5b4HT

Fruit Ninja
11-12-2012, 10:01 PM
ill keep adding more, i thought this shit was funny at least some of them.

Ben N 58men
11-12-2012, 10:03 PM
@SportsNation: I can't believe Matt Cassel blew that game! #ThingsNoOneSays

Shag
11-12-2012, 10:04 PM
This was my fav:

Bill Simmons ‏@sportsguy33
You can't leave Matt Cassel this much time. Oh wait, you totally can. My bad.

Ben N 58men
11-12-2012, 10:04 PM
@BcBen10k: Dam. I hope Matt cassel don't have a twitter. He might commit suicide.

Ben N 58men
11-12-2012, 10:05 PM
@MGTHEFRESHGUY: Matt Cassel better never drive his lil white SUV in the hood in Kansas City. Niggas really got money on his head. #SMH


ROFL

Ben N 58men
11-12-2012, 10:05 PM
@RCToombs89: Matt Cassel could get a handoff intercepted.

Fruit Ninja
11-12-2012, 10:06 PM
lol, Soem of them are pretty damned funny. I like the Ferris Bueller one haha

Ben N 58men
11-12-2012, 10:09 PM
Is this true?

@Tepper: Matt Cassel's base salary this season is three times Eli Manning's. Think about that."

CoMoChief
11-12-2012, 10:10 PM
Is this true?

@Tepper: Matt Cassel's base salary this season is three times Eli Manning's. Think about that."

LMAO....seems like something the Chiefs would do LMAO


ohhhhhhh shit LMAO

ROFL

Fruit Ninja
11-12-2012, 10:11 PM
He's at the end of his contract so im sure he gets paid a boatload.

CoMoChief
11-12-2012, 10:14 PM
He's at the end of his contract so im sure he gets paid a boatload.

I thought his contract was front loaded for the most part...which is why it wouldn't cost the Chiefs so much next year should they release him.



I'm also really high so please forgive for what I have spoketh. Have no god damn idea how the NFL salary caps, FA, contracts, violations work/apply. Sometimes I do, but fuck whatever man.

Count Zarth
11-12-2012, 10:17 PM
I had the best one. :harumph:

‏@bfett81
Romeo's old mother hubbard and only Cassel's in the cupboard

Ben N 58men
11-12-2012, 10:17 PM
@zachblochlinger: I apologize for my last tweet...... Matt Cassel is not my buddy...

Count Zarth
11-12-2012, 10:17 PM
I also called the Cassel INT. Kinda.

@bfett81
Perfect time for a turnover by the Chiefs. Destiny?

11:42 PM - 12 Nov 12

Ben N 58men
11-12-2012, 10:19 PM
@quecmo: Nice job by Matt Cassel being the most rapist looking person in a game with an actual rapist.

Fruit Ninja
11-12-2012, 10:19 PM
on rotoworld it says he gets paid 5.25 million this year, so its not that bad. goes p to 7 then 9 in the next 2.

CoMoChief
11-12-2012, 10:19 PM
man i've dunked an entire box of thin mint girl scout cookies in a large wendy's frosty.

this is heaven in my mouth. I suggest you all try it.....it is remarkable.

almost starting to wonder if Bowe's throwin games.....that's some bullshit what he did tonight.

Ceej
11-12-2012, 10:20 PM
@quecmo: Nice job by Matt Cassel being the most rapist looking person in a game with an actual rapist.

ROFL

Count Zarth
11-12-2012, 10:22 PM
@WhitlockJason

Welp, Matt Cassel just ended his career. See ya

BossChief
11-12-2012, 10:23 PM
@quecmo: Nice job by Matt Cassel being the most rapist looking person in a game with an actual rapist.

ahhahahahah

You win the internet tonight.

BossChief
11-12-2012, 10:23 PM
@WhitlockJason

Welp, Matt Cassel just ended his career. See ya

Bring on the kid.

KcMizzou
11-12-2012, 10:30 PM
@quecmo: Nice job by Matt Cassel being the most rapist looking person in a game with an actual rapist.LMAO

Ok, that's funny.

notorious
11-12-2012, 10:34 PM
@WhitlockJason

Welp, Matt Cassel just ended his career. See ya

Ya, like this is going to stop them from running that fuck out again.

Molitoth
11-12-2012, 10:39 PM
Quinn will go down with another mystery injury and meanwhile stanzi will be getting paid to do absolutely nothing.

keg in kc
11-12-2012, 11:20 PM
Quinn will go down with another mystery injury and meanwhile stanzi will be getting paid to do absolutely nothing.My dream job, that.

DenverDanChiefsFan
11-12-2012, 11:50 PM
@quecmo: Nice job by Matt Cassel being the most rapist looking person in a game with an actual rapist.

ROFL

ahhahahahah

You win the internet tonight.

LMAO

Ok, that's funny.

I am still laughing my ass off about this one. My wife came downstairs and told me to shut up.

arrowheadnation
11-13-2012, 12:07 AM
Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
Not looking to pile on, but...getting penalized for a group celebration for a TD that didn't happen is the most Chiefs thing ever.

Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
The Chiefs are my favorite 1-7 team ever. These dudes are out of their minds.

Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
KC!? Great. The NFL's last great streak is dead. The Chiefs will not go an entire season without a lead. #Dreamkillers

Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
1-7? The Chiefs are acting like they're 7-1.

Detoxing
11-13-2012, 12:17 AM
Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
Not looking to pile on, but...getting penalized for a group celebration for a TD that didn't happen is the most Chiefs thing ever.

Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
The Chiefs are my favorite 1-7 team ever. These dudes are out of their minds.

Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
KC!? Great. The NFL's last great streak is dead. The Chiefs will not go an entire season without a lead. #Dreamkillers

Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
1-7? The Chiefs are acting like they're 7-1.

Ouch

Dayze
11-13-2012, 09:14 AM
I've replaced "Munsoned" with Chief-'d.

Fat Elvis
11-13-2012, 09:18 AM
Jim Rome ‏@jimrome
1-7? The Chiefs are acting like they're 7-1.

The entire team has dyslexia.

bevischief
11-13-2012, 10:30 AM
DrunkToddHaley ‏@DrunkToddHaley

Why is everybody so worried about Leftwich coming in? Doesn't everybody remember that I turned Matt Cassel into a probowler? I got this

bevischief
11-13-2012, 10:33 AM
Trel_Who??? ‏@Tr3ljohnson

Welp my #Lakers did a good job gettin rid of Mike Brown , so what's good wit my #Chiefs and Matt Cassel ?!!?!

DaKCMan AP
11-13-2012, 10:33 AM
I also called the Cassel INT. Kinda.

That's like predicting the sun will rise.

KC Tattoo
11-13-2012, 11:05 AM
@RCToombs89: Matt Cassel could get a handoff intercepted.

ROFLROFL

LMAO

bevischief
11-13-2012, 11:30 AM
Christine Mitchell ‏@Kansascitychris

BTW, Matt Cassel, QB of the Chiefs, SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

bevischief
11-13-2012, 11:44 AM
James de la Cruz ‏@James_DLC

@timandsid @kcchiefs is drafting a QB. They release Matt Cassel because he sucks coz and Pitt signs him, reunion with Haley.

theelusiveeightrop
11-13-2012, 12:29 PM
Sad when Jim Rome gets in on the abuse.

whoman69
11-13-2012, 02:00 PM
Dan Patrick was on him for talking at his post game presser like the Chiefs had won. Cassel thinks the team really came together. YOU SCORED 13 POINTS!

He needs to put the bar a bit higher.