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jAZ
11-13-2012, 04:03 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/eric-berry-is-terrified-of-horses?sub=1867270_692232

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/13/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9774-1352841232-5.gif

loochy
11-13-2012, 04:04 PM
http://thetwist03.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/john-elway-horse.jpg

Tribal Warfare
11-13-2012, 04:05 PM
Okay, let the Bronco rips ensue

Sorter
11-13-2012, 04:10 PM
http://oi54.tinypic.com/35a3tc3.jpg

Chiefspants
11-13-2012, 04:15 PM
I got trampled by a horse when I was in fourth grade, it caused me to panic around horses, llamas, and probably large dogs for about two years.

I was forced to go horseback riding in Colorado in sixth grade, and I've been okay since that time.

saphojunkie
11-13-2012, 04:25 PM
I got trampled by a horse when I was in fourth grade, it caused me to panic around horses, llamas, and probably large dogs.

Then you should avoid my cock. That's not me talking, that's science.

BoneKrusher
11-13-2012, 04:34 PM
i hope Berry gets an int or two when we play Denver, if he does they'll never catch him.

Dayze
11-13-2012, 05:13 PM
Then you should avoid my cock. That's not me talking, that's science.

LMAO

theelusiveeightrop
11-13-2012, 05:15 PM
Horse porn scares me too.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2012, 05:15 PM
Horses will kill ya man. Those fuckers can get crazy.

Frazod
11-13-2012, 05:17 PM
I got bit in the face by a horse when I was four and thrown by a horse (some prick lit off a pack of firecrackers behind the horse, the horse went HI O SILVER and I wasn't the Lone Ranger) when I was ten. I've ridden a couple of times since, have never enjoyed it, and am always sore as hell afterward.

I'm not afraid of them, but I'm not a fan.

Chocolate Hog
11-13-2012, 05:22 PM
I got bit in the face by a horse when I was four and thrown by a horse (some prick lit off a pack of firecrackers behind the horse, the horse went HI O SILVER and I wasn't the Lone Ranger) when I was ten. I've ridden a couple of times since, have never enjoyed it, and am always sore as hell afterward.

I'm not afraid of them, but I'm not a fan.

This explains a lot of your posts :)

HemiEd
11-13-2012, 05:25 PM
This clears up why he bought a Camaro with his signing bonus instead of a Mustang.

Urc Burry
11-13-2012, 06:21 PM
Here's the full video if anyone's interested
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcy-A5BA6e8&feature=relmfu

Reerun_KC
11-13-2012, 06:22 PM
hes scared of TE's also, especially Gates

Chiefs=Good
11-13-2012, 06:31 PM
LMAO

lewdog
11-13-2012, 06:34 PM
I also love glue!

Bugeater
11-13-2012, 06:34 PM
Not a fan of horses either. And they've become pretty much useless since the invention of the internal combustion engine anyway.

crispystl420
11-13-2012, 06:35 PM
I'm with him I don't like those damn things either.

Fish
11-13-2012, 06:55 PM
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/290/horsesy.jpg

ThaVirus
11-13-2012, 07:01 PM
Not a fan of horses either. And they've become pretty much useless since the invention of the internal combustion engine anyway.

Those damn useless pieces of shit LMAO

KcMizzou
11-13-2012, 07:05 PM
I saw this on ESPN during the pregame. Hilarious.

NJChiefsFan
11-13-2012, 08:09 PM
This is fucking hilarious. HAHAHAHA wow. Telling the coach to hold up on his angry speech because of the horse.

listopencil
11-13-2012, 08:30 PM
Here you go, Eric. Go ahead and start shitting your pants.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/denver-broncos-horse-mascot-thunder-2008-nfl-M8YRfM.jpg

listopencil
11-13-2012, 08:30 PM
That woman is kind of scary looking though.

Demonpenz
11-13-2012, 08:32 PM
SHUT UP BERRY AND GET ON MY HORSE

InChiefsHell
11-13-2012, 09:08 PM
That woman is kind of scary looking though.

Indeed. Like...horse on horse or something...

Bowser
11-13-2012, 09:23 PM
"I didn't even know Matt was back in"


That made me laugh.

Sorter
11-13-2012, 09:30 PM
Family grew up with horses, some as well as friends did high-level eventing, dressage, cross-country, etc.

I fucking dislike horses. I loathed having to care for them, their bites, kicks, stomping on feet, and other unruly behaviors. Personally, I wanted to name one of them Elmer.

KcMizzou
11-13-2012, 09:32 PM
SHUT UP BERRY AND GET ON MY HORSEHORSE POP!

MoreLemonPledge
11-13-2012, 09:33 PM
URIC BURRY IS TURRIFIED OF HORSES. HE SCURRED.

ThaVirus
11-13-2012, 09:36 PM
"Aw hell naw" is such a black person phrase, if there ever were such a thing..

Seriously. Has a white person ever successfully pulled off an "Aw hell naw!"?

KcMizzou
11-13-2012, 09:40 PM
"Aw hell naw" is such a black person phrase, if there ever were such a thing..

Seriously. Has a white person ever successfully pulled off an "Aw hell naw!"?Try? Sure.

Pull it off? Nope.

T-post Tom
11-13-2012, 11:00 PM
Great video.

Tribal Warfare
11-14-2012, 10:33 PM
http://videos.kansascity.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=155594241&item_index=&genre_id=00000845

AussieChiefsFan
11-14-2012, 10:56 PM
Love this guy.

HoneyBadger
11-14-2012, 11:00 PM
"Aw hell naw" is such a black person phrase, if there ever were such a thing..

Seriously. Has a white person ever successfully pulled off an "Aw hell naw!"?

Aw hell naw!

Frosty
11-15-2012, 12:12 PM
Not a fan of horses either. And they've become pretty much useless since the invention of the internal combustion engine anyway.

Horses are good at keeping teenaged girls and rich women occupied.

Radar Chief
11-15-2012, 12:18 PM
Try? Sure.

Pull it off? Nope.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ecgtb2UA4Lo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

scott free
11-15-2012, 12:23 PM
Then you should avoid my cock. That's not me talking, that's science.

LMAO

Death2CasselFans
11-15-2012, 01:29 PM
Cassel looks like a horse and Woody from Toy Story

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/bfdgxa-buko2ajh3unjwba2.jpg

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/8/16/fbfd4433-febb-43ca-b63b-a9abf8b18f1b.jpg

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/118586/photos/PHOTO_11844414_118586_12070852_ap_320X240.jpg

Douche Baggins
12-04-2012, 03:50 AM
And this gets even funnier.

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Mr. Flopnuts
12-04-2012, 04:18 AM
ROFL That just cracks me the fuck up. The video just made it funnier.

Saulbadguy
12-04-2012, 05:50 AM
He should get help for that.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-04-2012, 06:12 AM
I've watched that video like 4 times. It's hilarious.

DLand21
12-06-2012, 12:04 PM
Horse porn scares me too.

LOL

cdcox
02-12-2013, 07:04 PM
So I was at a dinner tonight where Eric Berry was the speaker. The format was that the local sportscasters sat down with him at a table and interviewed him. Sure enough, the interviewer asked him about his fear of horse.

EB: "Man, we agreed we weren't going to talk about this."

EB: "I was maybe 4 or 5 years old when a horse bit me on the shoulder."

Interviewer: "I heard it was a pony"

EB: "Actually, it was a unicorn".

EB: "My rookie year, I was on special teams and I had it worked out with the coach that I wouldn't come onto the field until Warpaint was up in the tunnel. I was always the last player to come on the field.

EB: "Then when in my 3rd year I wasn't on the kickoff team anymore and kinda forgot about it. Except we scored a touchdown late in the game and we had an onside kick called. I started going out on the field and that horse was out there. So I broke huddle and went back to the sideline and said coach you can tell me the play from over here and I'll remember it from practice, cause I'm not going out there with that horse on the field."

Hilarious.

He's a solid guy. Says that he lost almost all of the experience he gained during his rookie year by sitting out a year with the injury. Said he just started getting things figured out again at the end of 2012. He's a very detail oriented, goal-driven player. I expect great things.

Douche Baggins
02-12-2013, 11:49 PM
So I was at a dinner tonight where Eric Berry was the speaker. The format was that the local sportscasters sat down with him at a table and interviewed him. Sure enough, the interviewer asked him about his fear of horse.

EB: "Man, we agreed we weren't going to talk about this."

EB: "I was maybe 4 or 5 years old when a horse bit me on the shoulder."

Interviewer: "I heard it was a pony"

EB: "Actually, it was a unicorn".

EB: "My rookie year, I was on special teams and I had it worked out with the coach that I wouldn't come onto the field until Warpaint was up in the tunnel. I was always the last player to come on the field.

EB: "Then when in my 3rd year I wasn't on the kickoff team anymore and kinda forgot about it. Except we scored a touchdown late in the game and we had an onside kick called. I started going out on the field and that horse was out there. So I broke huddle and went back to the sideline and said coach you can tell me the play from over here and I'll remember it from practice, cause I'm not going out there with that horse on the field."

Hilarious.

He's a solid guy. Says that he lost almost all of the experience he gained during his rookie year by sitting out a year with the injury. Said he just started getting things figured out again at the end of 2012. He's a very detail oriented, goal-driven player. I expect great things.

Deserving of a bump.

Good story.