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Setsuna
11-14-2012, 12:07 PM
SEATTLE (AP) -- Former Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens was arrested on suspicion of assaulting U.S. women's soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo a day before their planned wedding day, according to police and court records.

A Kirkland Municipal Court judge released Stevens after a court appearance Tuesday, saying there was no evidence connecting Stevens to any assault, according to news reports. He was arrested early Monday for fourth-degree domestic violence assault but has not been charged.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/former-seahawks-te-jerramy-stevens-221827963--nfl.html

I had no idea she was into the brothers. Which means I have a way better chance of PIIHB than any of you pigmentally challenged folks. PBJ

DaKCMan AP
11-14-2012, 12:09 PM
She obviously has low standards, poor judgment, and low self-esteem if she's dating a thug like Jerramy Stevens and gets engaged after 8 weeks.

Pestilence
11-14-2012, 12:12 PM
SEATTLE (AP) -- Former Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens was arrested on suspicion of assaulting U.S. women's soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo a day before their planned wedding day, according to police and court records.

A Kirkland Municipal Court judge released Stevens after a court appearance Tuesday, saying there was no evidence connecting Stevens to any assault, according to news reports. He was arrested early Monday for fourth-degree domestic violence assault but has not been charged.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/former-seahawks-te-jerramy-stevens-221827963--nfl.html

I had no idea she was into the brothers. Which means I have a way better chance of PIIHB than any of you pigmentally challenged folks. PBJ

To bad you'll fuck up her credit.

Predarat
11-14-2012, 12:13 PM
Daddy Issues.

siberian khatru
11-14-2012, 12:16 PM
She obviously has low standards, poor judgment, and low self-esteem if she's dating a thug like Jerramy Stevens and gets engaged after 8 weeks.

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TrebMaxx
11-14-2012, 12:20 PM
Maybe he knocked some sense into her.

whoman69
11-14-2012, 12:22 PM
She obviously has low standards, poor judgment, and low self-esteem if she's dating a thug like Jerramy Stevens and gets engaged after 8 weeks.

She obviously has self esteem issues if she stays in an abusive relationship.

the Talking Can
11-14-2012, 12:24 PM
According to court documents, a police officer found Stevens, ''who appeared to be hiding,'' lying between the bed and the wall in an upstairs bedroom. Stevens told officers he was sleeping on the floor and didn't hear the fight. The officer saw signs of a fight, and dried blood on Stevens' shirt.


HIDE OVER THERE BRO

Frosty
11-14-2012, 12:30 PM
Jerramy Stevens - the pride of UDu(m)b

vailpass
11-14-2012, 12:31 PM
SEATTLE (AP) -- Former Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens was arrested on suspicion of assaulting U.S. women's soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo a day before their planned wedding day, according to police and court records.

A Kirkland Municipal Court judge released Stevens after a court appearance Tuesday, saying there was no evidence connecting Stevens to any assault, according to news reports. He was arrested early Monday for fourth-degree domestic violence assault but has not been charged.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/former-seahawks-te-jerramy-stevens-221827963--nfl.html

I had no idea she was into the brothers. Which means I have a way better chance of PIIHB than any of you pigmentally challenged folks. PBJ

Which means you are welcome to her.

Chief Gump
11-14-2012, 12:33 PM
[QUOTE=Setsuna;9118448]SEATTLE (AP) -- Former Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens was arrested on suspicion of assaulting U.S. women's soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo a day before their planned wedding day, according to police and court records.

A Kirkland Municipal Court judge released Stevens after a court appearance Tuesday, saying there was no evidence connecting Stevens to any assault, according to news reports. He was arrested early Monday for fourth-degree domestic violence assault but has not been charged.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/former-seahawks-te-jerramy-stevens-221827963--nfl.html

I had no idea she was into the brothers. Which means I have a way better chance of PIIHB than any of you pigmentally challenged folks. PBJ[/Q

ptlyon
11-14-2012, 12:34 PM
Wonder what Han thinks of this :hmmm:

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-14-2012, 12:35 PM
She'll move on to Jeremy Shocker

Chiefs Pantalones
11-14-2012, 12:37 PM
SEATTLE (AP) -- Former Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens was arrested on suspicion of assaulting U.S. women's soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo a day before their planned wedding day, according to police and court records.

A Kirkland Municipal Court judge released Stevens after a court appearance Tuesday, saying there was no evidence connecting Stevens to any assault, according to news reports. He was arrested early Monday for fourth-degree domestic violence assault but has not been charged.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/former-seahawks-te-jerramy-stevens-221827963--nfl.html

I had no idea she was into the brothers. Which means I have a way better chance of PIIHB than any of you pigmentally challenged folks. PBJ

Way too black of a post/thread, mods. Please delete before it scares off the rest of my fellow white people.

JASONSAUTO
11-14-2012, 12:51 PM
Also sounds like her brother tased him bro
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theelusiveeightrop
11-14-2012, 12:52 PM
At this point it's all about getting back at Daddy.

loochy
11-14-2012, 12:52 PM
Way too black of a post/thread, mods. Please delete before it scares off the rest of my fellow white people.

This.

We don't approve of celebratory dancing in sports, either.

DJ's left nut
11-14-2012, 12:56 PM
I had no idea she was into the brothers. Which means I have a way better chance of PIIHB than any of you pigmentally challenged folks. PBJ

I only recently heard about this.

You'd think a group of people so proud of their asses would be a little more inclined to let you traipse about that playground. Instead I guess that the back door is an extreme no-fly zone for the sisters.

What makes it even more ironic is that my experience has been that they're all certain that their shit doesn't stink.

Chief Roundup
11-14-2012, 12:57 PM
Guess he couldn't handle the fact that she can catch a ball with her feet better than he can catch one with his hands.

theelusiveeightrop
11-14-2012, 12:59 PM
If these two wonderful citizens can't make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

loochy
11-14-2012, 01:00 PM
Let's just hope that they make it through life going solo.

JASONSAUTO
11-14-2012, 01:24 PM
Let's just hope that they make it through life going solo.

Lol. Also heard they were going to continue with the wedding after he got out of court
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Cave Johnson
11-14-2012, 01:37 PM
I had no idea she was into the fellas. Which means I have a way better chance of PIIHB than any of you pigmentally challenged folks. PBJ[/Q

FYP.

Cave Johnson
11-14-2012, 01:44 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2cn8oig.jpg

loochy
11-14-2012, 01:46 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2cn8oig.jpg

who's the little boy in the bottom right?

Dayze
11-14-2012, 01:48 PM
"Don't Taze me Hope"!

El Jefe
11-14-2012, 01:50 PM
To bad you'll **** up her credit.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

PunkinDrublic
11-14-2012, 02:06 PM
She's not that hot.

DaKCMan AP
11-14-2012, 02:09 PM
Jason Whitlock @WhitlockJason
Hope Solo-Jerramy Stevens dated for 8 weeks, got married 2 days after domestic incident. Over/under when sex tape & reality TV show air?

loochy
11-14-2012, 02:10 PM
She's not that hot.

At first look, no. However, (for me at least) there's just something about her...

PunkinDrublic
11-14-2012, 02:16 PM
At first look, no. However, (for me at least) there's just something about her...

I wouldn't kick her out of bed but so what? People are acting like she's a playboy playmate or a maxim covergirl. She's not on that level of being smoking hot.

Dayze
11-14-2012, 02:18 PM
is she that track chick?
not 'track chick' as in Talledega, etc...but you get my point

DaKCMan AP
11-14-2012, 02:20 PM
is she that track chick?
not 'track chick' as in Talledega, etc...but you get my point

She's goal keep for US women's soccer.

You're thinking of LoLo Jones.

frankotank
11-14-2012, 02:59 PM
I'd say she's pretty hot. she earns that just on the body alone.

http://sportsjabber.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alex-morgan-body-paint-200x300.jpg
http://thehiphopconsultant.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/hope-solo-espn-mag-body-issue-06-480x266.jpg?w=480
http://www.uswntsoccer.com/wp-content/gallery/hope-solo-body-issue-2011/002.jpg

Woodchuck
11-14-2012, 03:01 PM
Isn't he the same douchebag who talked shit to Joey Porter before the Superbowl? LOL

What a bitch.

loochy
11-14-2012, 03:10 PM
too fat /omaha

Nickel D
11-14-2012, 03:10 PM
I'd say she's pretty hot. she earns that just on the body alone.

http://sportsjabber.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alex-morgan-body-paint-200x300.jpg
http://thehiphopconsultant.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/hope-solo-espn-mag-body-issue-06-480x266.jpg?w=480
http://www.uswntsoccer.com/wp-content/gallery/hope-solo-body-issue-2011/002.jpg

Got to give it up big-time for her: Getting that long hose up her V hole and out her A hole takes some amazing talent!
And she's great at handling balls as well?!?!! Just WOW!!!

loochy
11-14-2012, 03:12 PM
I'd say she's pretty hot. she earns that just on the body alone.

http://sportsjabber.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alex-morgan-body-paint-200x300.jpg

That's Alex Morgan, not Hope Solo

Hope solo is a much larger woman that could smash alex with her woman-muscles.

aturnis
11-14-2012, 03:25 PM
Take her. She's probably not even top 5 hottest on the team.

La literatura
11-14-2012, 03:30 PM
That's too bad. I watched an interview with her once and she seemed really put-together and a straight arrow. If I recall, she's written a book for young girls, too.

DJ's left nut
11-14-2012, 03:36 PM
That's Alex Morgan, not Hope Solo

Hope solo is a much larger woman that could smash alex with her woman-muscles.

Yup.

Hope Solo's doable. Alex Morgan is freakin' gorgeous.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-14-2012, 03:47 PM
At least he didn't put her in carbon-freeze.

redhed
11-14-2012, 03:59 PM
Wow, always thought she wasn't into guys...NTTAWWT.

PunkinDrublic
11-14-2012, 04:01 PM
I watch too much interracial porn to be upset about this.

Demonpenz
11-14-2012, 04:02 PM
If he was getting her off the best she ever had, she will stick around.

JD10367
11-14-2012, 06:08 PM
Hope's cute enough, sort of an athletic Olivia Munn. But she clearly has issues and isn't too bright so, c'est la vie.

blaise
11-14-2012, 06:14 PM
Take her. She's probably not even top 5 hottest on the team.

I think she's top 5 on that team for sure. Morgan and Heath and then who else ahead of her?

Simply Red
11-14-2012, 06:15 PM
Jason Whitlock @WhitlockJason
Hope Solo-Jerramy Stevens dated for 8 weeks, got married 2 days after domestic incident. Over/under when sex tape & reality TV show air?

ROFL

Simply Red
11-14-2012, 06:18 PM
I watch too much interracial porn to be upset about this.

yeah, I used to own "Oh No! There's A Negro In My Mom!"

Big Smoke
11-14-2012, 06:31 PM
Need Alex Morgan pics.

loochy
11-14-2012, 07:01 PM
Need Alex Morgan pics.

welp here you go


http://pics.wikifeet.com/Alex-Morgan-Feet-758661.jpg

http://pics.wikifeet.com/Alex-Morgan-Feet-827665.jpg

http://pics.wikifeet.com/Alex-Morgan-Feet-758655.jpg

http://www.whitewallmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Alex-Morgan-with-gold-macaroons-2-643x515.jpg

CHENZ A!
11-14-2012, 07:32 PM
hope solo hope solo, girl you make my soul glow, it's a cold world girl you could use some hot coco

Deberg_1990
11-14-2012, 08:53 PM
Jeremy Stevens? Was Chris Brown unavailable?

Uncle_Ted
11-14-2012, 09:06 PM
Isn't he the same douchebag who talked shit to Joey Porter before the Superbowl? LOL

What a bitch.

He's a complete dickbag ...

Convicted of assault and accused of rape, star player received raft of second chances (http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2004147460_rbstevens270.html)

Predarat
11-15-2012, 07:26 AM
Morgan > Solo x10000

durtyrute
11-15-2012, 07:50 AM
Would wife

KILLER_CLOWN
11-15-2012, 08:21 AM
She's not that hot.

Rather fugly if you ask me.

Deberg_1990
11-15-2012, 09:18 AM
They actually went ahead and got married a few hours after the court appearance.




Seems Olympic gold medal-winning goalkeeper Hope Solo and all-around awful human being Jerramy Stevens didn't let a rocky Tuesday afternoon in a Kirkland courtroom scuttle their plans to get married, as multiple reports throughout Wednesday claimed that Solo and Stevens, a former Seahawks tight end who has previously been convicted of assault and accused of rape, got hitched some time Tuesday night.

The wedding was reported by multiple sources, including Dave Mahler, a sport-talk radio host on KJR, and KING-5 News.

Jillian Loyden, a backup goalkeeper to Solo on the U.S. National women's soccer team, apparently attended the wedding. A Twitter post attributed to Loyden said: "Happy to witness such an amazing celebration of real love."

The ceremony and reception came only a few hours after Stevens, who turned 33 on Tuesday, and Solo, 31, appeared in Kirkland Municipal Court after the former football star allegedly assaulted his fiancee early Monday. A stun gun was reportedly used to break up the altercation.

Police were summoned to Solo's Kirkland home by her brother, Marcus, and Stevens was arrested while hiding in an upstairs bedroom, according to police.

Stevens was released because of insufficient evidence and the incident is being investigated.

The couple, who may have been dating about two months, applied for a marriage license Nov. 8.

I don't know. I just don't see this marriage ending well. Call it a hunch


http://deadspin.com/5960764/after-court-hope-solo-and-jerramy-stevens-went-and-got-married

Discuss Thrower
11-15-2012, 09:23 AM
Women dig douchebags! More news at 11.

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-15-2012, 09:23 AM
Must have swung the Biggest, Chocaltiest penis in the NFC West in his day. Her goal will forever be easy to penetrate.

kaplin42
11-15-2012, 09:28 AM
Women dig douchebags! Also, sky is blue, water is wet, fire is hot.

FIXED!

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-15-2012, 09:31 AM
Women dig douchebags! More news at 11.

He may have a motorcycle too.

crazycoffey
11-15-2012, 09:51 AM
Wonder what Han thinks of this :hmmm:

He'd say he knew they would never make it past 12 parsecs.

Rausch
11-15-2012, 09:54 AM
Hope solo is a much larger woman that could smash alex with her woman-muscles.

This.

I've watched them both play and she's definitely the better athlete...

vailpass
11-15-2012, 09:55 AM
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

Frosty
11-15-2012, 12:39 PM
They actually went ahead and got married a few hours after the court appearance.


Well, she says that he didn't mean it and that he was sorry and it wouldn't happen again. He really loves her deep down.


:rolleyes:

vailpass
11-15-2012, 12:45 PM
Well, she says that he didn't mean it and that he was sorry and it wouldn't happen again. He really loves her deep down.


:rolleyes:

She's so stupid she deserves the beatings coming her way. Skank.

scho63
11-15-2012, 01:14 PM
Her and Rihanna must be B&D or S&M freaks-love the beatings and make excuses for the smakedown