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Douche Baggins
11-14-2012, 06:03 PM
Bring on the Pioli BJs.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/article-2/Dear-Chiefs-Kingdom/75163ad8-b279-418b-bb9e-655fdcb8217d

Welcome Chiefs Insider Reid Ferrin

http://www.kcchiefs.com/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/450s/Articles/Ferrin_Reid-WEB.jpg

I was born and raised in the small town of Grasston, Minnesota (population of 123). My parents, both educators, have always been heavily involved in sports. My dad played football and later became an outstanding high school football coach, earning the accolade of Coach of the Year in Wisconsin(1985). My mom was a collegiate cheerleader and to this day, she follows the game of football like no other.

My older brother and I began our love for sports by serving as the ball boys for my dads football teams. The competitive spirit grew with each new sports season, football being at the top of the list. Living in Minnesota, I rooted for the Purple and Gold, hoping for the day wed welcome the Vince Lombardi Trophy to town but the statue remained elusive.

While cheering for the Vikings, I learned more about the game and followed my favorite players with passion. I wanted to know everything I could about them because it brought me not only closer to the franchise, but closer to the community around me that also shared their love for the hometown team.

As I matured, so did my philosophy about football. What was once about throwing the ball around the yard and emulating my favorite players was now about a grander dream. It was now about the structure of the team and how it evolves as a group. It was about the pursuit of championships and it was about every year being a new beginning towards that goal.

One of the many favorite memories I have from my childhood includes playing touch football. My brother and I would bring the ball and would meet our friends at the Grasston post office, quickly divide into teams and then play ball. We would always pick which player we wanted to be and looking back on it, I see the impact sport has on those who love it, like you and me.

So why the letter? I wanted to introduce myself to you as I formally begin my new position. I couldnt be more excited about the privilege Ive been given to work as your new Chiefs Insider. I have worked in many different places which have molded me for this position. My experience has taken me from a public television gig as an anchor and sports reporter, to Florida State University as a video producer and team reporter to the worldwide leader in sports, ESPN and a few other places in between!

I have three passions in life; my faith, my family and now my Kansas City Chiefs. I have traded my horn and yellow braids for the tomahawk chop and barbecue! Im truly blessed to be part of the Chiefs Kingdom and I expect to over deliver to you, the faithful, the most insight and access available. If you ever see me out and about, I hope you will stop me so we can talk Chiefs football, barbecue, etc. as I am excited to be invited into your world.

Sincerely,

Reid Ferrin

the Talking Can
11-14-2012, 06:06 PM
he should kill himself

SNR
11-14-2012, 06:07 PM
Dooooooooouuuuche

SNR
11-14-2012, 06:07 PM
he should kill himself

LMAO

Phobia
11-14-2012, 06:10 PM
Who invited him? I didn't. Maybe he came as part of the Allen trade...

DTLB58
11-14-2012, 06:11 PM
So just because he got this job, he suddenly becomes a fan of the team? Even though he was a life long Vikings fan? Sounds about right. What a joke! ROFL

What happened to that Rachel chic?

KC Tattoo
11-14-2012, 06:13 PM
Picture of his mom in cheerleader outfit.

SNR
11-14-2012, 06:14 PM
How much does this job pay? I'll fucking take it. I'm more interesting than a fucking Vikings fan from Butthole, MN

ILChief
11-14-2012, 06:16 PM
This poor guy has no clue what he's getting into

ILChief
11-14-2012, 06:17 PM
So just because he got this job, he suddenly becomes a fan of the team? Even though he was a life long Vikings fan? Sounds about right. What a joke! ROFL

What happened to that Rachel chic?

She's still there

ILChief
11-14-2012, 06:20 PM
The Chiefs have more depth at tweeter/Facebook poster than they do at QB or o-line

teedubya
11-14-2012, 06:21 PM
Leave it to the Chiefs to hire someone to represent them on social and video... who isn't even a Chiefs fan. LMFAO

aturnis
11-14-2012, 06:21 PM
Looks like a BONER! A Viking fan BONER at that.

ILChief
11-14-2012, 06:23 PM
Leave it to the Chiefs to hire someone to represent them on social and video... who isn't even a Chiefs fan. LMFAO

No one who is a fan of the team could spew such crap

ghak99
11-14-2012, 06:24 PM
This poor guy has no clue what he's getting into

If he's reading the Chiefs Facebook page comments he does. ROFL

Hoover
11-14-2012, 06:33 PM
Wearing Browns colors, how fitting.

milkman
11-14-2012, 06:34 PM
Raise your hand if you and your nieghborhood friends organized touch
football games as kids.

Chief Roundup
11-14-2012, 06:37 PM
Wow that pic is bad looks like he has a pencil neck or has aids or something.

NJChiefsFan
11-14-2012, 06:39 PM
he should kill himself

ROFL

Ace Gunner
11-14-2012, 06:44 PM
oh good more hot air from arrowhead. I hope they all die in a carbon tax storage bin.

DaneMcCloud
11-14-2012, 06:47 PM
For his sake, I hope he's renting

KC Tattoo
11-14-2012, 06:49 PM
He is a ginger bloody hell.

Sorter
11-14-2012, 06:52 PM
LMAOLMAOFor his sake, I hope he's renting

KC Tattoo
11-14-2012, 06:53 PM
A pink poke a dot tie. Really? His mom must have got that for Christmas one year.

CaliforniaChief
11-14-2012, 06:55 PM
LMAO

You guys slay me. This thing is so toxic that even the PR grunts get destroyed.

LMAO

NJChiefsFan
11-14-2012, 06:56 PM
Nothing shows a fan base that you should be respected as a sports fan more than saying you were a fan of a team but now root for another due to a pay check.

notorious
11-14-2012, 06:59 PM
I hope he falls into an AIDS cactus.

Brooklyn
11-14-2012, 07:02 PM
They hired this schmuck so they could try and sneak him onto the Bengals sideline this weekend and swap him for Andy Dalton.

Someone should tell Tavia that her period sprayed all over this new jack's head.

the Talking Can
11-14-2012, 07:03 PM
.

KCtotheSB
11-14-2012, 07:07 PM
Was hoping he'd be black for the blackout this Sunday.

Brooklyn
11-14-2012, 07:11 PM
https://twitter.com/ReidFerrin

Bombs away.

Douche Baggins
11-14-2012, 07:11 PM
LMAO

You guys slay me. This thing is so toxic that even the PR grunts get destroyed.

LMAO

Well, he was undoubtedly hired to blow the Patriot Way.

Sorter
11-14-2012, 07:17 PM
He's a religious nut. WTF.

notorious
11-14-2012, 07:20 PM
He's a religious nut. WTF.

No shit!


He better pray for a fucking miracle.

ILChief
11-14-2012, 07:21 PM
He's a religious nut. WTF.

This will not end well

gblowfish
11-14-2012, 07:26 PM
Well, they're not going to hire a life long Chiefs fan for that BS PR job. He's a spin meister. He'll be cranking out propaganda for Ted Crews. A real Chiefs fan would get in there and tell them to FIX THIS FREAKIN' TEAM, then piss in the coffee pot.

This guy is a ladder climbing little Jesus Jumper. He'll probably fit right in, gosh darn it.

He's probably sleeping on Ryan Lefebvre's couch.

Molitoth
11-14-2012, 07:32 PM
Well, they're not going to hire a life long Chiefs fan for that BS PR job. He's a spin meister. He'll be cranking out propaganda for Ted Crews. A real Chiefs fan would get in there and tell them to FIX THIS FREAKIN' TEAM, then piss in the coffee pot.

This guy is a ladder climbing little Jesus Jumper. He'll probably fit right in, gosh darn it.

He's probably sleeping on Ryan Lefebvre's couch.

nailed it

SNR
11-14-2012, 07:51 PM
Well, they're not going to hire a life long Chiefs fan for that BS PR job. He's a spin meister. He'll be cranking out propaganda for Ted Crews. A real Chiefs fan would get in there and tell them to FIX THIS FREAKIN' TEAM, then piss in the coffee pot.

This guy is a ladder climbing little Jesus Jumper. He'll probably fit right in, gosh darn it.

He's probably sleeping on Ryan Lefebvre's couch.

They could have easily found some dumbfuck B ARRYSKOOLAID type college kid for this job in the KC area. Hell, if they had hired Barrys himself I'll bet he even would have done the fan-shaming pride bullshit that they usually make Mitch Holthus do

Sorter
11-14-2012, 07:52 PM
Well, they're not going to hire a life long Chiefs fan for that BS PR job. He's a spin meister. He'll be cranking out propaganda for Ted Crews. A real Chiefs fan would get in there and tell them to FIX THIS FREAKIN' TEAM, then piss in the coffee pot.

This guy is a ladder climbing little Jesus Jumper. He'll probably fit right in, gosh darn it.

He's probably sleeping on Ryan Lefebvre's couch.

Yup. Sad.

TribalElder
11-14-2012, 07:56 PM
1. God
2. Family
3. Chiefs football

We are 3rd! That's a great ranking this season.

They even fucked up the looney replacement hire. How is that possible? New guy must be kinda lispy or something

Hoover
11-14-2012, 07:59 PM
I say we throw in a few bucks, make a banner and pull it behind an airplane on Sunday.

What do you think of: WTF Clark? - Fire Reid Ferrin - www.SaveOurChiefs.com

whoman69
11-14-2012, 08:02 PM
Picture of his mom in cheerleader outfit.

http://www.adsora.com/files/media/2010/old-cheerleader-00.jpg

Chiefs Pantalones
11-14-2012, 08:05 PM
I want someone that is a Chiefs fan. A person who shares the same passion and you can sense it from their work on the site.

Hiring a person from Minnesota that grew up a Vikings fan? Stupid fucks.

Fruit Ninja
11-14-2012, 08:05 PM
So just because he got this job, he suddenly becomes a fan of the team? Even though he was a life long Vikings fan? Sounds about right. What a joke! ROFL

What happened to that Rachel chic?

People do it all the time when they move. Max Kellerman is the same since he came to do ESPN LA radio. He talks alot of Lakers/Dodgers. I listen to Kellerman alot on espnla and dude knows his shit about LA sports now days.

Its just like growing up a kid and you get drafted to play for so and so team you just become a fan of that team. Ask the Closer for the Giants (baseball) Romo. He grew up a Dodger fan and his grandpa was pissed that he got drafted by the Giants. haha

The Bad Guy
11-14-2012, 08:07 PM
His resume barely qualifies him to cover midget football. Not shocking he gets hired here.

notorious
11-14-2012, 08:10 PM
His resume barely qualifies him to cover midget football. Not shocking he gets hired here.

Sometimes you have to take a step backward before moving forward again.



The Midgets will come soon enough.

KCrockaholic
11-14-2012, 08:31 PM
Josh Looney is way cooler. Met him once.

ILChief
11-14-2012, 08:37 PM
Josh Looney is way cooler. Met him once.

Looney seemed pretty cool.

KC Tattoo
11-14-2012, 08:59 PM
http://www.adsora.com/files/media/2010/old-cheerleader-00.jpg

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa134/allangodoy/nooooo.gif


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/maymyint/NOOOOO-1.gif



http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd11/GilRuiz1/nooooo.jpg

Phobia
11-14-2012, 09:01 PM
I'm guessing this kid knows how to plant listening devices and his vast resume includes the Brownatriot way.

SNR
11-14-2012, 09:58 PM
Mitch Holthus has to do Chiefs Live reports with this guy?

His printer probably can't spit out copies of his resume fast enough

tk13
11-14-2012, 10:03 PM
He actually does kind of look like an older version of the kid that squealed on all the other kids in Dead Poets Society.

And thus ends the only time Dead Poets Society and football will ever be mentioned together in the history of ChiefsPlanet.

KC Tattoo
11-14-2012, 10:04 PM
He actually does kind of look like an older version of the kid that squealed on all the other kids in Dead Poet's Society.

And thus ends the only time Dead Poet's Society and football will ever be mentioned together in the history of ChiefsPlanet.

LMAO

SNR
11-14-2012, 10:13 PM
He actually does kind of look like an older version of the kid that squealed on all the other kids in Dead Poets Society.

And thus ends the only time Dead Poets Society and football will ever be mentioned together in the history of ChiefsPlanet.

His introductory letter to Chiefs fans kind of makes him sound like someone who would suck on a lot of bone marrow

bowener
11-14-2012, 10:21 PM
Soulless ginger mother fucker. Die in an AIDs fire fueled by the bodies of albino devil spawn.

Woodchuck
11-15-2012, 06:49 AM
Shouldn't be a red flag to the owner when you can't even find a Chiefs fan to write about the Chiefs?

ChiefMojo
11-15-2012, 06:55 AM
What happened or where did Looney go? Guess I'm out of the loop about his exit... this sucks!!!! We have Ginger boy replace Looney? Sorry Mitch!

Guru
11-15-2012, 06:56 AM
He actually does kind of look like an older version of the kid that squealed on all the other kids in Dead Poets Society.

And thus ends the only time Dead Poets Society and football will ever be mentioned together in the history of ChiefsPlanet.

Seize the day!!!

King_Chief_Fan
11-15-2012, 07:01 AM
Shouldn't be a red flag to the owner when you can't even find a Chiefs fan to write about the Chiefs?

or being a Vikings fan to go work for and support the Chiefs:eek:

siberian khatru
11-15-2012, 07:02 AM
No Chiefs tweets, but ...

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
We can help #endslavery on U.S. tomato farms! Tell major supermarkets we want slave-free tomatoes. #R4C http://www.ijm.org/recipe-for-change#.UCNH5Bkn3Mo.twitter

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
@lecrae Thanks so much for being so obedient and faithful to your calling. The countless lives you are touching for the KING is inspiring.

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
A Christian brother is scheduled to be executed for refusing to deny Jesus Christ. Please Help! http://bit.ly/w4f8GC

InChiefsHell
11-15-2012, 07:02 AM
This poor guy has no clue what he's getting into

This. Poor bastard. The save our fans Piolo ballwasher movement has just slightly more friends than that little town he grew up in...

bevischief
11-15-2012, 07:03 AM
This poor guy has no clue what he's getting into

ROFL

King_Chief_Fan
11-15-2012, 07:05 AM
No Chiefs tweets, but ...

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
We can help #endslavery on U.S. tomato farms! Tell major supermarkets we want slave-free tomatoes. #R4C http://www.ijm.org/recipe-for-change#.UCNH5Bkn3Mo.twitter

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
@lecrae Thanks so much for being so obedient and faithful to your calling. The countless lives you are touching for the KING is inspiring.

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
A Christian brother is scheduled to be executed for refusing to deny Jesus Christ. Please Help! http://bit.ly/w4f8GC

i like his commitment to his faith

bevischief
11-15-2012, 07:06 AM
No Chiefs tweets, but ...

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
We can help #endslavery on U.S. tomato farms! Tell major supermarkets we want slave-free tomatoes. #R4C http://www.ijm.org/recipe-for-change#.UCNH5Bkn3Mo.twitter

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
@lecrae Thanks so much for being so obedient and faithful to your calling. The countless lives you are touching for the KING is inspiring.

Reid Ferrin ‏@ReidFerrin
A Christian brother is scheduled to be executed for refusing to deny Jesus Christ. Please Help! http://bit.ly/w4f8GC

WTF?

UK_Chief
11-15-2012, 07:15 AM
Nice shirt!

okoye35chiefs
11-15-2012, 07:17 AM
is it too late to add his name to the banner

notorious
11-15-2012, 07:20 AM
Reid Ferrin on his first day of work:

"Well, I guess I better do a little research on the fanbase and find out what style of writing to use that they will enjoy.



--Opens Google and searches "Chiefs Fan Forum"--

"What's this? Chiefsplanet.com? Hmmmm, that sounds like the perfect place to start"



--Clicks on link--

--Clicks on "Lounge"--



"Ohhhhhh Godddddddddd"


--Closes Internet, Begins to update Resume--

bevischief
11-15-2012, 07:22 AM
Reid Ferrin on his first day of work:

"Well, I guess I better do a little research on the fanbase and find out what style of writing to use that they will enjoy.

--Opens Google and searches "Chiefs Fan Forum"--

"What's this? Chiefsplanet.com? Hmmmm, that sounds like the perfect place to start"

--Clicks on link--

--Clicks on "Lounge"--

"Ohhhhhh Godddddddddd"

--Closes Internet, Begins to update Resume--

ROFL

Dayze
11-15-2012, 07:55 AM
so WTF is his position? am I missing something?

KC Tattoo
11-15-2012, 08:11 AM
so WTF is his position? am I missing something?

Scott Pioli needed a new penutbutter & jellhey sandwich maker.

that and of course candy wrapper picker upper.

If he does good with that then Scott will whisper in his ear lies he wants to leak out to the discruntled fans he thinks we want to hear.

SNR
11-15-2012, 08:29 AM
Oh man I hope this douche tells us how immoral SOC is.

Fucker gonna get LIT UP

Crush
11-15-2012, 08:31 AM
He looks like a 50 year-old chain smoking lesbian. He'll be dead within the week.

SNR
11-15-2012, 08:35 AM
How much is this guy's salary for him to go write exclusively for another team and turn his back on his old team?

30 pieces of silver?

HemiEd
11-15-2012, 08:45 AM
tard

the Talking Can
11-15-2012, 08:55 AM
we should send him a "Welcome to the Chiefs" email with a link to this thread...

mdchiefsfan
11-15-2012, 08:56 AM
Awesome thread is awesome

gblowfish
11-15-2012, 08:59 AM
i like his commitment to his faith

This will be one of the stories on the KC Chiefs website next Monday:

"Jesus told Cassel to throw four interceptions. Cassel refuses to deny his faith."

gblowfish
11-15-2012, 09:05 AM
or being a Vikings fan to go work for and support the Chiefs:eek:

Well, Vikings fans know all about winning Super Bowls, right???

gblowfish
11-15-2012, 09:07 AM
Reid Ferrin on his first day of work:

"Well, I guess I better do a little research on the fanbase and find out what style of writing to use that they will enjoy.



--Opens Google and searches "Chiefs Fan Forum"--

"What's this? Chiefsplanet.com? Hmmmm, that sounds like the perfect place to start"



--Clicks on link--

--Clicks on "Lounge"--



"Ohhhhhh Godddddddddd"


--Closes Internet, Begins to update Resume--

Yes, but he also lingers in the "Would You?" Photo thread for awhile, until the IT Guy at Arrowhead busts him.

ChiefsNow
11-15-2012, 09:26 AM
God told him he looked bad in purple.

notorious
11-15-2012, 09:47 AM
Yes, but he also lingers in the "Would You?" Photo thread for awhile, until the IT Guy at Arrowhead busts him.


What is he going to do when he finds out that the picture that gave him wood is one of Clay's Transvestite pics?

mdchiefsfan
11-15-2012, 10:16 AM
This will be one of the stories on the KC Chiefs website next Monday:

"Jesus told Cassel to throw four interceptions. Cassel refuses to deny his faith."

I'm all for divine intervention of this shitty football team. I pray for Cassel to throw 4 picks a game. Someones listening.

KC Tattoo
11-15-2012, 10:26 AM
Gods telling me to go hang Reid Ferrin by his pink poke a dot necktie.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
11-15-2012, 10:27 AM
Rep for the person who discovers who in the FO he is related to......