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gblowfish
11-14-2012, 07:31 PM
I knew it was coming. My wife brings home all the crap that goes around the middle school. She's a carrier. She never gets it, just brings it home and gives it to me. Thank God middle schoolers don't get the clap.

Half of Independence must have a cold right now. Took me a half an hour to get out of Walgreen's because they keep all the cold meds locked up to stop the meth heads.

Jesus man, all I want are some tiny time pills.

Crap started in the sinuses, now slowly working its way towards my lungs. I'm in a very bad mood.

I might even say bad things about Matt Cassel if provoked....

ROYC75
11-14-2012, 07:32 PM
LOL, this time of year, How dare it invade your body!

milkman
11-14-2012, 07:32 PM
Well, you've been here long enough to know the cure for all things that ail ya.

gblowfish
11-14-2012, 07:33 PM
Well, you've been here long enough to know the cure for all things that ail ya.

Green Nyquil does look like Zerex....

milkman
11-14-2012, 07:34 PM
Green Nyquil does look like Zerex....

I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

gblowfish
11-14-2012, 07:37 PM
I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

Well, I'll hoist one in your honor tonight.

Inmem58
11-14-2012, 08:23 PM
I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

I have a cold too, it's cherry flavor for me. That licorice shit is nasty

petegz28
11-14-2012, 08:27 PM
I feel your pain. My wife was sick for a week....I've been fighting off something for the last few days but I am getting weak.....weak

JoeyChuckles
11-14-2012, 08:44 PM
Can you do a "10 things about this cold" please?

dmahurin
11-14-2012, 09:40 PM
I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

Me too. A half a bottle and a full nights sleep will cure damn near anything.

Chocolate Hog
11-14-2012, 09:43 PM
The off season really needs to end

Buehler445
11-14-2012, 09:45 PM
Same shit my wife does. Normally she gets it from the 5th grade varmints, but this time it came from her CCD class.

It hasn't gotten its claws into me all the way yet, but I'm fighting a losing battle.

J Diddy
11-14-2012, 09:49 PM
Sure it isn't a yeast infection?
Pussy. Take some nyquil. :)

gblowfish
11-15-2012, 09:25 AM
Can you do a "10 things about this cold" please?

10. Sneeze
9. Hack
8. Hock
7. Honk
6. Hock Spit
5. Cough
4. Couch Hack
3. Cough Cough Cough
2. Hooooooooooock....
1. Toilet Squid!

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-15-2012, 09:27 AM
Sneeze on Cassel

kepp
11-15-2012, 09:41 AM
Me too. I've been training for a 1/2 marathon for 10 weeks and I catch a cold exactly one week before the race. Nice.

ChiefsNow
11-15-2012, 09:58 AM
Me too. I've been training for a 1/2 marathon for 10 weeks and I catch a cold exactly one week before the race. Nice.

Got the runs?

Dayze
11-15-2012, 10:00 AM
Antifreeze.


you guys are slipping.

Buehler445
11-15-2012, 10:15 AM
Antifreeze.


you guys are slipping.

We've become sophisticated.

Well, you've been here long enough to know the cure for all things that ail ya.

loochy
11-15-2012, 10:15 AM
Toilet Squid!

eww

okoye35chiefs
11-15-2012, 10:28 AM
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=casseling&view=detail&id=989E49903A7ED5A498CA79B234D7E925B3830BA8&first=1


Have you been Casseling regularly?

bevischief
11-15-2012, 10:34 AM
If it is a head cold go eat some really spicy hot food and get those sinuses cleaned out.

gblowfish
11-15-2012, 10:36 AM
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=casseling&view=detail&id=989E49903A7ED5A498CA79B234D7E925B3830BA8&first=1


Have you been Casseling regularly?

I just took a huuuuge Cassel a few minutes ago. Now I need to take a Bill Muir.

okoye35chiefs
11-15-2012, 10:40 AM
I just took a huuuuge Cassel a few minutes ago. Now I need to take a Bill Muir.

LMAO

Dayze
11-15-2012, 11:10 AM
We've become sophisticated.

touche

kepp
11-15-2012, 11:16 AM
Got the runs?

I don't, fortunately. And the cold has been mainly in my head/sinuses, so far, and I can deal with that for the run.

The God Hypothesis
11-15-2012, 11:33 AM
Mods can we make the minimum post count to start threads 20k? These noobs are out of control.

gblowfish
11-15-2012, 11:52 AM
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