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Simply Red
11-15-2012, 06:49 PM
'wetnessa' : Naughty Nessa looking for a Boy Toy



Interests

oral -touching- kissing- friends with benefits - sex - pleasure - fantasies - sexting - erotica -


About Me
Hi - Me and my hubby are looking for a guy to be our regular playmate and friend...

Im a blonde, short, bicurious, curvy bbw girl that loves oral - giving and receiving.. touching -- kissing.. love to please my partner ..
I squirt so if you know how to make me --- extra credit for you! ;-) yes I have large breasts .. DDD..

I love a guy that can excite me and my mind...usually the sacastic type i love.. because i give it right back..lol..can you show me some moves I don't know.. teach me something? i like to please// .. tie me to the bed with silk scarves and tease me with your tongue..feathers and ice??

Hubby has ed problems so penetration is a problem... he is also bi - strickly loves to Give Oral... He is 51..salt/pepper hair.. dreamy brown eyes.. italian guy that never meets a stranger.
Preferences:
We are looking for a caucasion guy (White or Latino)- younger -late 20ish -30ish.. with great stamina.. that can play week nights on occassion and some weekends..and please be close by not an hour or more away..it just doesn't work out

Please shower before meeting up with us.. i love a guy who smells great - but a guy that has bad B.O. is a big turn off.

Please be respectful of our time..we don't ask for a lot..Mainly be HONESTY - We are all adults here- if you say your gonna meet - then do or if something comes up or u just simply change ur mind.. call/text that your not gonna make it.. we are big girl and boy.. we can take it..
We are down to earth people - who loves to have a good time.. in and out of the bedroom. We enjoy sports, trivia, cooking, camping,etc.. Would love for you to be our friend and lover ;-)
If you have questions - just ask...



























BOOM!









http://i.imgur.com/2wTMh.jpg (http://imgur.com/2wTMh)


http://i.imgur.com/Q9O5x.jpg (http://imgur.com/Q9O5x)





Discus

Count Zarth
11-15-2012, 06:51 PM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kxRX6LXDpWs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Buck
11-15-2012, 06:51 PM
What a couple of cocksuckers.

Al Bundy
11-15-2012, 06:52 PM
DIAF while falling from an AIDS tree into a vat of anti-freeze.

Buck
11-15-2012, 06:53 PM
Doesn't one of the B's in BBW stand for beautiful?

Sorter
11-15-2012, 06:53 PM
http://s5.tinypic.com/1z65iu.jpg

Sorter
11-15-2012, 06:53 PM
http://s5.tinypic.com/20pr3g4.jpg

Sorter
11-15-2012, 06:54 PM
http://s5.tinypic.com/254zclf.jpg

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-15-2012, 06:54 PM
The fuck? :spock:

Flachief58
11-15-2012, 06:58 PM
Oh hell no!

CHENZ A!
11-15-2012, 07:01 PM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kxRX6LXDpWs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

hahaha

listopencil
11-15-2012, 07:02 PM
http://www.imperfectparent.com/images/articles/2012_05_09_vomit.jpg

Spott
11-15-2012, 07:03 PM
Why is BBW the abbreviation for fat chicks? Is BBW slang for big bloated whale?

RunKC
11-15-2012, 07:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/eIlWQ.gif

Flachief58
11-15-2012, 07:10 PM
Her old man sucks cock and has ED. Pantalones is at the movies watching Twilight with his old lady for sex. Coincidence? :hmmm:

Simply Red
11-15-2012, 07:30 PM
Her old man sucks cock and has ED. Pantalones is at the movies watching Twilight with his old lady for sex. Coincidence? :hmmm:

great move bro, great move.

Coach
11-15-2012, 07:59 PM
great move bro, great move.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Baseball/qX8Mu.gif

Cephalic Trauma
11-15-2012, 08:08 PM
http://s5.tinypic.com/254zclf.jpg

I think I love you. ROFLROFLROFL

Cephalic Trauma
11-15-2012, 08:14 PM
we are big girl and boy.. we can take it..

Therein lies the problem.

Easy 6
11-15-2012, 08:28 PM
The guys from the BBW thread are whacking it as i type.

mikeyis4dcats.
11-15-2012, 08:34 PM
it's a wonder she has problems with sweaty guys showing up.

Scorp
11-15-2012, 08:45 PM
She squirts mayonaisse. mmmmmmmmmmm

bishop_74
11-15-2012, 09:21 PM
Well the ED makes sense.

dmahurin
11-15-2012, 09:58 PM
Obligatory "too fat/Omaha" post

Inmem58
11-15-2012, 10:06 PM
How can I contact her? I don't see a number.

zigbazah
11-15-2012, 10:23 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/677f9w.gif

Bump
11-15-2012, 10:25 PM
http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/gifs/kAlRu.gif

bishop_74
11-15-2012, 10:29 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5itxzLUuI1ryvee3o1_250.gif

Chocolate Hog
11-15-2012, 10:35 PM
Nice i'm gonna hit her up

Amnorix
11-15-2012, 10:36 PM
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2528307&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/2528307/puke-save.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

T-post Tom
11-15-2012, 10:57 PM
http://images.dailydawdle.com/im-not-fat1.jpg

ottawa_chiefs_fan
11-16-2012, 04:34 AM
"curvy"? Question - is a sphere considered "curvy"?

loochy
11-16-2012, 05:06 AM
Hey so what's her email or phone? I'm thinking about hitting that up.

Chiefs=Good
11-16-2012, 05:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zFB8y.gif

3rd&48ers
11-16-2012, 05:38 AM
DIAF while falling from an AIDS tree into a vat of anti-freeze.

That sounds like a gig for you ButtPirate!

theelusiveeightrop
11-16-2012, 07:41 AM
Last time I was that scared was when I saw Pioli at Best buy.

Fish
11-16-2012, 08:54 AM
That would give me ED as well......

Crush
11-16-2012, 09:02 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/2zz728o.gif

theelusiveeightrop
11-16-2012, 09:03 AM
ED? If the dude had any smarts he would cut it off.

ChiTown
11-16-2012, 09:29 AM
Is this cross-thread humor related to the "Say Goodbye to Twinkies and Wonder Bread" thread?

Sorter
11-16-2012, 11:53 AM
LMAOhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2zz728o.gif

theelusiveeightrop
11-16-2012, 01:41 PM
Do these blow up into funny shapes?
Well no, unless round is funny.

Art Vader
11-16-2012, 01:58 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Jg-WbSmoWWk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

frankotank
11-16-2012, 02:43 PM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kxRX6LXDpWs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I wanna know about this cat. what the hell is wrong with this cat? seriously? anybody know? I had a cat that sounded like she was saying "yellow" when she'd be about to barf up a fur ball.
yellow yellow yellow....bleck
wondering if this cat is sick or what? I mean it's hilarious....but WTF?

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-16-2012, 06:00 PM
Blackbob?

Dayze
11-16-2012, 06:12 PM
eewww.
I feel a little sick after that.

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-16-2012, 06:14 PM
Omaha, Omaha

Cephalic Trauma
11-16-2012, 06:31 PM
In all seriousness, who or what would ever stick that fat twat? Is she that delusional that she not only thinks that somebody will respond, but that somebody will fulfill all her demands, and want her fat ass husband with ED to blow them. I just don't get it.

This legitimately pisses me off.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-16-2012, 08:42 PM
I wanna know about this cat. what the hell is wrong with this cat? seriously? anybody know? I had a cat that sounded like she was saying "yellow" when she'd be about to barf up a fur ball.
yellow yellow yellow....bleck
wondering if this cat is sick or what? I mean it's hilarious....but WTF?

Apparently, it was meeting a kid for the first time and freaked out. I was watching that and was way more concerned than amused...

Simply Red
11-16-2012, 09:10 PM
In all seriousness, who or what would ever stick that fat twat? Is she that delusional that she not only thinks that somebody will respond, but that somebody will fulfill all her demands, and want her fat ass husband with ED to blow them. I just don't get it.

This legitimately pisses me off.

yeah it's pretty god damned disgusting.

Rain Man
11-16-2012, 10:04 PM
Well...let us know how it turns out, Simply Red.

Bump
11-16-2012, 10:27 PM
think about it, someone is gonna hit her up and fuck the shit out of her. haha

Johnny Vegas
11-16-2012, 10:39 PM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o205/badmajama/MISC/GIF/dgmqv7.gif

theelusiveeightrop
11-17-2012, 10:02 AM
Angling for a reality show?

Simply Red
11-17-2012, 11:04 AM
Well...let us know how it turns out, Simply Red.

ROFL:clap::banghead:

The Iron Chief
11-17-2012, 02:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2wTMh.jpg


Shouldn't this be in the hot or not thread?
:dom:

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-17-2012, 03:11 PM
Damn SR, slow day at the office?

theelusiveeightrop
11-17-2012, 03:34 PM
Could you please post a link so some of us can contact her. Thanks.

unnecessary drama
11-17-2012, 04:21 PM
honestly

are there any non-fat women on that site?

Demonpenz
11-17-2012, 04:23 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Baseball/qX8Mu.gif

that UMPIRE just say "Boom?" lmao

Demonpenz
11-17-2012, 04:25 PM
Apparently, it was meeting a kid for the first time and freaked out. I was watching that and was way more concerned than amused...

I had a cat that would make noises similar not for long periods of time, they sometimes mimic human voices and can say mamamamama or something like that sometimes.

unnecessary drama
11-17-2012, 04:26 PM
I like my ladies to be at least 2%

Guitarkore
11-17-2012, 08:10 PM
So are you going to leave their contact information, or are you just gonna leave me hangin

GloryDayz
11-17-2012, 08:31 PM
THIS is why prohibition was overturned....otherwise neither would stand a chance at getting poked or wet... And if ED is brought on by excess weight, he's 200 lbs from even a quickie!

nstygma
11-17-2012, 09:51 PM
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