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gblowfish
12-07-2012, 08:59 AM
They didn't list Jim Bob Cooter, but they did get a couple of my favorites, Pete LaCock and Harry Colon.

They missed Pete Johnson (another double phallic), but got Dick Trickle.

And where's Chinese trampoline star Dong Dong???

Terdell Sands (sound like he was named after a cat box)?

http://www.jockular.com/13324/worst-names-in-sports-history-funny/page/1

mikey23545
12-07-2012, 09:03 AM
Charity Beaver...LMAO

sd4chiefs
12-07-2012, 09:09 AM
Yoshie Takeshita :D

mikey23545
12-07-2012, 09:09 AM
Ivana Mandic...LMAO

Deberg_1990
12-07-2012, 09:12 AM
Matt Cassel

mdchiefsfan
12-07-2012, 09:16 AM
Dick Trickle

DC.chief
12-07-2012, 09:16 AM
Dick Butkus.. terrible name but dudes game made you respect him

ChiefMojo
12-07-2012, 09:17 AM
Scott Pioli

Chief_For_Life58
12-07-2012, 09:22 AM
anyone who plays, coaches, or manages for the Kansas Sh*tty Q ueefs

rockymtnchief
12-07-2012, 09:23 AM
Dick Trickle

He rocked. IIRC, he made sure there was an ashtray in all his race cars and took smoke breaks during pit stops.

mikey23545
12-07-2012, 09:26 AM
Matt Cassel

Scott Pioli

anyone who plays, coaches, or manages for the Kansas Sh*tty Q ueefs


Jeebus, do some of you weird fucks fall asleep at night muttering "Pioli...Cassel...Pioli...Cassel..." and wake up creaming "Crennell!!!"

Can you appreciate anything without dragging Pioli or Cassel or whatever into it?

Fat Elvis
12-07-2012, 09:30 AM
Whoever named Terdell just didn't think that one through.

Ace Gunner
12-07-2012, 09:42 AM
RAC

LiveSteam
12-07-2012, 09:42 AM
Lynn Swan
I hate the name Lynn. Unfortunately for me I

Grim
12-07-2012, 10:01 AM
I remember a girl named 'Fonda Dicks' who played for Iowa years ago.

seclark
12-07-2012, 10:04 AM
"dick pole hangs a curve and johnny dickshot lifts a high fly ball to the outfield where rusty kuntz is camping under it for the 3rd out to end the inning."
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Dartgod
12-07-2012, 10:26 AM
Craphonso Thorpe. Forgot all about him.

lcarus
12-07-2012, 10:45 AM
I remember a guy in college named Fagg. I think he was a WR for a Florida team maybe?

LiveSteam
12-07-2012, 10:48 AM
I remember a guy in college named pillowbiterg. I think he was a WR for a Florida team maybe?

De'Cody pillowbiterg Two Gs in his name. :agg

Munson
12-07-2012, 11:00 AM
Former Chiefs QB coach Dick Curl.

Former Chiefs FB Mike Cox

gblowfish
12-07-2012, 11:01 AM
Detroit Tigers Doug Fister.

MLB Pitching Coach Dick Such.

NHL player Bruce Shoebottom.

Dayze
12-07-2012, 11:02 AM
Bobby McStrikeout

CHENZ A!
12-07-2012, 11:42 AM
Albert Pujols

Bowser
12-07-2012, 11:45 AM
He Hate Me

notorious
12-07-2012, 11:46 AM
Rudy Gay.

theelusiveeightrop
12-07-2012, 11:52 AM
David Glass.

Bowser
12-07-2012, 11:52 AM
Thunder Collins

rockymtnchief
12-07-2012, 12:08 PM
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/10-Liam-Tancock-funny-olympic-names.jpg
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/5-Brent-Newdick.jpg
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/4-Sven-Knipphals.jpg
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1-Victoria-Poon-funny-olympic-names.jpg

Stewie
12-07-2012, 12:18 PM
I remember a guy in college named pillowbiterg. I think he was a WR for a Florida team maybe?

When I was looking at colleges in high school there was an athlete at Baker University named Bervin Faggot.

Stewie
12-07-2012, 12:18 PM
I can't believe Harry Dick isn't on the list. He even played hockey in KC in the 1940s.

Saulbadguy
12-07-2012, 12:23 PM
God Shammgod

Crush
12-07-2012, 02:11 PM
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Mi_chief_fan
12-07-2012, 03:34 PM
Majestic Mapp. Look it up.

Easy 6
12-07-2012, 04:19 PM
How about the guy coming out in 2013, Barkevious Mingo... takes a strong person to get this far when your parents are on crack.

Brad Smelley, consistently bullied

The school bully Buster Skrine

Moise Fokou

Byron Stingily

lcarus
12-07-2012, 05:14 PM
Former Chiefs QB coach Dick Curl.

Former Chiefs FB Mike Cox

Mike Cox isn't really bad

Prison Bitch
12-07-2012, 08:23 PM
SEMO's basketball coach this year is named Dickey Nutt.

KCrockaholic
12-08-2012, 12:06 AM
Mike Cox isn't really bad

Just as bad as Mike Hunt.

SCTrojan
12-08-2012, 04:14 AM
There is a PGA tour golfer named Dicky Pride.

And, for a time at USC, there was sometimes a backfield combination of Bush, Booty and Hancock.

AussieChiefsFan
12-08-2012, 04:21 AM
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/07/4ff5d3f2217ff.jpg.
http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/07/4ff5d17465bb6.jpeg

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ROFL

Ace Gunner
12-08-2012, 05:11 AM
No "Dick Curl". Pity:D

DenverDanChiefsFan
12-08-2012, 10:14 AM
Had a friend in college named Richard Hair. He obviously didn't go by the traditional nickname for Richard.

Big Smoke
12-08-2012, 01:52 PM
Dick Curl

CoMoChief
12-10-2012, 10:45 PM
Not real.....but this shit is funny.

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chiefsfan987
12-11-2012, 03:39 AM
Rusty Kuntz

KC-TBB
12-11-2012, 07:23 AM
Dick Hauser (Jock Strap)...great coach, great man, unfortunate name...

loochy
12-11-2012, 07:29 AM
Juwanna Man

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-11-2012, 08:17 AM
Long Duk Dong