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La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:31 PM
Sounds like a couple having a really bad day. I've never heard this from them. I don't know them. There's a baby crying, too.

What do you do?

Scorp
12-07-2012, 04:31 PM
Count the 9 shots and call 911?

unnecessary drama
12-07-2012, 04:32 PM
put some headphones in and listen to Foolish Games by Jewel on repeat.

Bob Dole
12-07-2012, 04:34 PM
Shotgun blast through the ceiling.

Otter
12-07-2012, 04:35 PM
Why are you asking? You know exactly what you think you should do and it will all be over by the 15th post whatever is going on up there. You looking for approval to stick your nose more into others lives?

That's new,

keg in kc
12-07-2012, 04:36 PM
I turn my TV up.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:37 PM
Okay, I called nonemergency police. Someone else had called, too.

unnecessary drama
12-07-2012, 04:38 PM
way to go, bro

you just sentenced that crying baby to years of being a foster child

wazu
12-07-2012, 04:39 PM
You should also call the non-emergency fire department. They could be yelling about the baby being on fire.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:40 PM
You should also call the non-emergency fire department. They could be yelling about the baby being on fire.

Our apartments come with fire extinguishers, sooo...

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:41 PM
way to go, bro

you just sentenced that crying baby to years of being a foster child

I called after I heard "HELP ME!! HELP ME!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!"

At that point, I really had no choice, except whether to call emergency or non-.

unnecessary drama
12-07-2012, 04:42 PM
so after hearing HELP ME! HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

you chose the non-emergency police line?

...interesting

wazu
12-07-2012, 04:43 PM
I called after I heard "HELP ME!! HELP ME!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!"

At that point, I really had no choice, except whether to call emergency or non-.

Wow. Yeah, I'd say that sounds appropriate, then.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:43 PM
so after hearing HELP ME! HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

you chose the non-emergency police line?

...interesting

Yep. I have no idea if it's actually an emergency or if they're just fighting.

wazu
12-07-2012, 04:44 PM
so after hearing HELP ME! HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

you chose the non-emergency police line?

...interesting

Good point.

Bwana
12-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Bird Bomb

Brock
12-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Pound on the ceiling and say STFU.

KC Tattoo
12-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Am so glad to be out of apartment dwellings I would hear shit like that all the time.

Then one day a 22 year old kid that lived with his mom in the basement part..

Was out side yelling and banging on doors tying to get in..

A motorcycle cop shows up gets off his bike..

Pulls out a weapon.. "Get down on the ground"

The kid goes "Shoot me shoot me" (come at me bro)

Heads toward the cop..

~~~~~~ZAP TAZED

The punk kid falls flat on his face on concrete

Music comes on the TV ~Bad boys bad boys watch ya gonna do when they come for you bad boys~

Wow cops in 3d pretty cool & that's my cool story brah.

wazu
12-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Yep. I have no idea if it's actually an emergency or if they're just fighting.

You should go up there and offer to help. And stream it live and post the link here.

CoMoChief
12-07-2012, 04:45 PM
way to go, bro

you just sentenced that crying baby to years of being a foster child

Of course he did...he's a huge liberal. He doesn't believe in family and conflict resolution..just get govt rule all.

good job Stalin.

Scorp
12-07-2012, 04:46 PM
I called after I heard "HELP ME!! HELP ME!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!"

At that point, I really had no choice, except whether to call emergency or non-.

WTF Dumbass? Kick in the door and help the poor woman. You would probably get laid over the deal! :shake:

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 04:46 PM
I would have dressed up as a Mormon passing the word along or pretend to be a Christmas caroler. That would have been fun

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:47 PM
And now cops have arrived and male leaves in cuffs.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:47 PM
Of course he did...he's a huge liberal. He doesn't believe in family and conflict resolution..just get govt rule all.

good job Stalin.

PBJ

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 04:48 PM
And now cops have arrived and male leaves in cuffs.

Always the guy. Stupid bitch probaby deserved an ass beating.

Bugeater
12-07-2012, 04:48 PM
And now cops have arrived and male leaves in cuffs.
Where the hell do you live that the cops show up that quickly?

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:48 PM
WTF Dumbass? Kick in the door and help the poor woman. You would probably get laid over the deal! :shake:

With my luck, I would probably break my foot in the process, go through the entryway, and get shot.

cabletech94
12-07-2012, 04:48 PM
this thread could have ended EVEN better.

move.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:49 PM
Where the hell do you live that the cops show up that quickly?

Honestly just a block away from police station. Also, someone had called before me.

Scorp
12-07-2012, 04:49 PM
With my luck, I would probably break my foot in the process, go through the entryway, and get shot.

LOL u would still be the Hero though!

unnecessary drama
12-07-2012, 04:50 PM
how much is rent in your section 5 housing?

Fish
12-07-2012, 04:51 PM
Where the hell do you live that the cops show up that quickly?

White person living in Crackerville Heights.

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 04:51 PM
Why would you want to live in the ghetto?

Rain Man
12-07-2012, 04:52 PM
If the guy left in cuffs, this does seem to be the perfect moment to attempt a score with the woman.

Or if you don't like her, beat her up and then you and the husband can corroborate each other's stories that she attacked first.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:52 PM
I suppose the cops will want to talk to me. The squad car is still out there.

Chief_For_Life58
12-07-2012, 04:53 PM
yell up "kill that bitch already!"

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 04:53 PM
I suppose the cops will want to talk to me. The squad car is still out there.

Fuck them all up, tell them she's a Tebow fan and he's a Sanchez fan. Post a video

Scorp
12-07-2012, 04:53 PM
I suppose the cops will want to talk to me. The squad car is still out there.

Answer the door naked!

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:53 PM
how much is rent in your section 5 housing?

This is the most drama I've had here since I tried to get scammed by magazine sellers.

wazu
12-07-2012, 04:54 PM
If the guy left in cuffs, this does seem to be the perfect moment to attempt a score with the woman.

Yep. It's rare that you see a decision point that is this big of a no-brainer, but I see no way this would end badly. Try. Go now!

unnecessary drama
12-07-2012, 04:55 PM
so $50 a month?

Fish
12-07-2012, 04:55 PM
She needs a hero...

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OnTheWarpath58
12-07-2012, 04:55 PM
This is the most drama I've had here since I tried to get scammed by magazine sellers.

Was his name Steve?

http://blog.planetd21.com/images/office_space_magazines.jpg

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 04:57 PM
Heh.

I remember my first Apartment. We had a neighbor that would have some crazy sex. Like, the entire complex could hear it.

White woman. Black man. It'd happen once or twice a month.

All you would hear is "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, OH MY GAWD, YES, YES!"

La literatura
12-07-2012, 04:57 PM
Welp, cops left without talking to me.

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 04:58 PM
Heh.

I remember my first Apartment. We had a neighbor that would have some crazy sex. Like, the entire complex could hear it.

White woman. Black man. It'd happen once or twice a month.

All you would hear is "**** ME, **** ME, OH MY GAWD, YES, YES!"

Did you jack off at the same?

Scorp
12-07-2012, 04:59 PM
Welp, cops left without talking to me.

Thread FAIL!

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 04:59 PM
Did you jack off at the same?

Didn't need to. Ain't gonna lie though, it sure was arousing.

crazycoffey
12-07-2012, 04:59 PM
Welp, cops left without talking to me.

not always needed. If they already have enough evidence of a physical altercation, why come to your door and let your neighbor know it was you that called?

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 05:01 PM
Didn't need to. Ain't gonna lie though, it sure was arousing.

Nothing better then some slut screaming fuck ME fuck ME

Scorp
12-07-2012, 05:01 PM
Now go upstairs knock on her door and ask if she is okay? Let her know you were concerned and are here for her in her time of need! She has a baby, so you already know she ****s! You can save this thread after all!

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 05:01 PM
Thread FAIL!

Back to the shitty MVP thread :'-(

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 05:03 PM
Now go upstairs knock on her door and ask if she is okay? Let her know you were concerned and are here for her in her time of need! She has a baby, so you already know she ****s! You can save this thread after all!

This.

Now.

It is your duty as a man. Sneak some pics in while you're up there.

This thread can have HoC potential if you just do what we tell you.

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-07-2012, 05:03 PM
Now go upstairs knock on her door and ask if she is okay? Let her know you were concerned and are here for her in her time of need! She has a baby, so you already know she ****s! You can save this thread after all!

Bring her Gatorade FTW

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 05:04 PM
We have light at the end of the tunnel.


Knock on that fucking door

wazu
12-07-2012, 05:05 PM
Now go upstairs knock on her door and ask if she is okay? Let her know you were concerned and are here for her in her time of need! She has a baby, so you already know she ****s! You can save this thread after all!

This is the only decent thing to do.

theelusiveeightrop
12-07-2012, 05:05 PM
Probably not enough vodka to cure this.

Rain Man
12-07-2012, 05:07 PM
After the adrenaline of the fight and after seeing all those policemen in uniforms, you know she's up there all amped up, biting her lower lip and wishing there was a man around to burn off that energy.

Fish
12-07-2012, 05:07 PM
Now go upstairs knock on her door and ask if she is okay? Let her know you were concerned and are here for her in her time of need! She has a baby, so you already know she ****s! You can save this thread after all!

Just be sure to GTFO before he gets out of jail and wants to stab you.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:07 PM
Fuck, this took a turn for the worse. It was the neighbor couple we know from downstairs.

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 05:08 PM
****, this took a turn for the worse. It was the neighbor couple we know from downstairs.

wait....what? You got the wrong man locked up?

Rain Man
12-07-2012, 05:09 PM
****, this took a turn for the worse. It was the neighbor couple we know from downstairs.

Did they break into the upstairs apartment?

Scorp
12-07-2012, 05:09 PM
Just be sure to GTFO before he gets out of jail and wants to stab you.

I would guess he has at least 24 hours. Besides, the dude is probably gonna have sex in jail. All is fair........right? Right? :D

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 05:10 PM
Did they break into the upstairs apartment?

Was the couple from downstairs having sex with the couple from upstairs and got into a big swinger fight?

Rain Man
12-07-2012, 05:12 PM
Was the couple from downstairs having sex with the couple from upstairs and got into a big swinger fight?

Were they having a fight about his desire to quit his job and pursue his ventriloquism act full time?

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:12 PM
wait....what? You got the wrong man locked up?

LMAO

Yeah, so I guess my perception is a bit off. I knew it wasn't from this floor, at least.

Yeah, we know this couple quite well, actually. Never saw this coming . . .

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:12 PM
Now wife just came in here to talk with us . . .

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 05:14 PM
LMAO

Yeah, so I guess my perception is a bit off. I knew it wasn't from this floor, at least.

Yeah, we know this couple quite well, actually. Never saw this coming . . .

So what you're saying is.......


You have even more reason to go down there concerned.....AND....

She'll feel a little bit more comfortable with you as well......

So.....why are you still here?

go go go

Become a CP legend! Now is the time to strike!

you only live once!

YOLO mother****er, yolo

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 05:14 PM
Now wife just came in here to talk with us . . .

AHHHHH YEEEAH GUUURL

CoMoChief
12-07-2012, 05:15 PM
Good job lying about the Help Me Help Me part.

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 05:16 PM
So what you're saying is.......


You have even more reason to go down there concerned.....AND....

She'll feel a little bit more comfortable with you as well......

So.....why are you still here?

go go go

Become a CP legend! Now is the time to strike!

you only live once!

YOLO mother****er, yolo


ROFL

Brock
12-07-2012, 05:16 PM
This story is starting to smell like bullshit.

Detoxing
12-07-2012, 05:17 PM
This story is starting to smell like bullshit.

You're right.

It needs to smell more like vagina.

Lit, get over there and show her how "liberal" you can be with your tongue.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:17 PM
Good job lying about the Help Me Help Me part.

Huh? That did happen.

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:18 PM
This story is starting to smell like bullshit.

What part?

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-07-2012, 05:18 PM
Anybody order a pizza? Topping: Big Sausage.

unnecessary drama
12-07-2012, 05:21 PM
What part?

I pretty much figured it to be made up from the get go...

KC Tattoo
12-07-2012, 05:23 PM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n92/melissamcculloh/popcorn.gif

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:23 PM
I pretty much figured it to be made up from the get go...

I wish it was.

Scorp
12-07-2012, 05:24 PM
WTF? No pussy and No VOGUE? This night sucks ass!

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 05:26 PM
Horrible Friday

HonestChieffan
12-07-2012, 05:30 PM
Well?

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:35 PM
No updates for now. The wife came in and talked for a little bit. Said he had some head trauma and a DUI recently. Was calling their adult children. This is a couple in their 50s, I'd say. They seemed like a fine couple. I always wondered why they lived in an apartment complex.

Then she left and asked if we would be here tonight.

seclark
12-07-2012, 05:37 PM
No updates for now. The wife came in and talked for a little bit. Said he had some head trauma and a DUI recently. Was calling their adult children. This is a couple in their 50s, I'd say. They seemed like a fine couple. I always wondered why they lived in an apartment complex.

Then she left and asked if we would be here tonight.

so...what about that cryin baby?
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KC Dan
12-07-2012, 05:37 PM
she planning a cougar hunt tonight?

Frazod
12-07-2012, 05:39 PM
I had crazy neighbors like this once. Thought I'd have to shoot the boyfriend, who was drunk, enraged and much, much bigger than me. Luckily another neighbor who was bigger than him was able to subdue him until he calmed down.

The kicker? He was a really nice guy and she was an absolute fucking psycho. Ghandi would have wanted to strangle her. Great ass, though.

seclark
12-07-2012, 05:42 PM
my closest neighbor is 1mi away. there's a reason for that.
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MIAdragon
12-07-2012, 05:45 PM
my closest neighbor is 1mi away. there's a reason for that.
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you're a screamer huh?

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-07-2012, 05:49 PM
Milf hunt?

DeezNutz
12-07-2012, 05:49 PM
Welp, cops left without talking to me.

They know your CP handle? :(

seclark
12-07-2012, 05:49 PM
you're a screamer huh?

probably more like snoring and farting.
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La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:50 PM
so...what about that cryin baby?
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Unrelated. Must have come from a different apartment.

Wife came back up to talk. Says he's an alcoholic. His recent DUI had him blowing a .352. He just drinks whiskey and hides the bottles.

Now this arrest means he can't come back to the apartment.

seclark
12-07-2012, 05:51 PM
Unrelated. Must have come from a different apartment.

Wife came back up to talk. Says he's an alcoholic. His recent DUI had him blowing a .352. He just drinks whiskey and hides the bottles.

Now this arrest means he can't come back to the apartment.

so, this is good then?
and someone needs to shut that baby up.
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DeezNutz
12-07-2012, 05:52 PM
Why can't he come back to the apartment?

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:54 PM
Why can't he come back to the apartment?

Well, he got physical with her and wouldn't let her out of the apartment. At one point she yelled for us (I didn't hear that part).

La literatura
12-07-2012, 05:55 PM
so, this is good then?
and someone needs to shut that baby up.
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Hopefully this leads to help.

DeezNutz
12-07-2012, 05:56 PM
Well, he got physical with her and wouldn't let her out of the apartment. At one point she yelled for us (I didn't hear that part).

Fine. Got that part. But he'll likely return after his tax-payer subsidized vacation, correct?

HonestChieffan
12-07-2012, 06:56 PM
Jenson you better watch your back when the prone to violence alkie gets home. The old lady will spill she came to see you after you got his ass tossed in the slammer. Hes going on a bender and come looking for the college boys who sold him out to John Law. Start lifting weights and bulking up. Dude is gonna want his pound of flesh

Otter
12-07-2012, 07:23 PM
letting it go

CoMoChief
12-07-2012, 07:36 PM
This story is starting to smell like bullshit.

LMAO no shit

CoMoChief
12-07-2012, 07:39 PM
so...what about that cryin baby?
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More made up shit..........to be continued.

BossChief
12-07-2012, 07:40 PM
Not buying it.

The fight was loud enough that you called the police, but you couldn't tell it was coming from below you and not above?

Cmon man...you expect us to believe that horseshit?

LiveSteam
12-07-2012, 07:50 PM
Check this story out

Big Boy to be restored into running order
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Prison Bitch
12-07-2012, 08:22 PM
Sounds like a couple having a really bad day. I've never heard this from them. I don't know them. There's a baby crying, too.

What do you do?


Go up there, knock several times. If no answer, shove your shoulder into the door extremely hard and break in. Demand to know what is happening. If you get resistance, cite the "Stand your ground" law and warn them in no uncertain terms you will defend yourself with physical force if necessary.


That is what I would do.

Brock
12-07-2012, 08:23 PM
Go up there, knock several times. If no answer, shove your shoulder into the door extremely hard and break in. Demand to know what is happening. If you get resistance, cite the "Stand your ground" law and warn them in no uncertain terms you will defend yourself with physical force if necessary.


That is what I would do.

ROFL Great advice.

Prison Bitch
12-07-2012, 08:24 PM
Well, sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette outta someone's face.

Setsuna
12-07-2012, 09:43 PM
Have her stay the night with you and show her what sex is like without a broke dick whiskey dick.

opraider
12-07-2012, 09:47 PM
Is it a chiefs player and and his girlfriend?

Bugeater
12-07-2012, 09:55 PM
Is it a chiefs player and and his girlfriend?
OH I GET IT

Setsuna
12-07-2012, 09:55 PM
Is it a chiefs player and and his girlfriend?

It's Lilja. He's about 50, right?

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 09:55 PM
OH I GET IT

I don't.

A Salt Weapon
12-07-2012, 10:09 PM
with physical force if necessary.
That is what I would do.

He's a liberal, calling in the gov't to handle other people's problems is the natural response.

Regardless this whole thread smells like bs.
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teedubya
12-07-2012, 10:26 PM
When I hear yelling and screaming upstairs... it's normally just my kids being loud as shit...

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 10:34 PM
When I hear yelling and screaming upstairs... it's normally just my kids being loud as shit...

Cool you have two story house, we get it bro.

Sorter
12-07-2012, 10:36 PM
When I hear yelling and screaming upstairs... it's normally just my kids being loud as shit...

Your choice to be a dad.

Ace Gunner
12-07-2012, 10:39 PM
call tha gubmint

A Salt Weapon
12-07-2012, 10:47 PM
Your choice to be a dad.

Well played.
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Sorter
12-07-2012, 10:50 PM
Well played.
Posted via Mobile Device

I do what I can.

LMAO

Rain Man
12-07-2012, 10:50 PM
Cool you have two story house, we get it bro.

Another possibility is that his children were taken by Social Services and placed in a foster home's apartment one floor up.

ForeverChiefs58
12-07-2012, 10:51 PM
Why would she scream for you guys? Wouldn't it be easier for her to grab a phone (most women I know already have one in their hands at all times) and call police herself?

And why would he go to jail if he didn't hit her?

Cool story brah

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 10:54 PM
Another possibility is that his children were taken by Social Services and placed in a foster home's apartment one floor up.

I always thought he looked like child beater

A Salt Weapon
12-07-2012, 11:04 PM
Another possibility is that she was changing the baby's diaper, the baby had a diaper rash and was crying, when the mom's elbow knocked over the de-humidifier and allowed the collected water to start flowing over the child and towards an exposed electrical outlet, in a moment of extreme urgency she shouted out "Help me Help me" to the husband. The husband seeing the approaching disaster about to happen and hearing his wife's plea, rushed and stopped the flow of water. In the mom's haste to move the baby, she scraped her elbow and bumped her head on the coffee table. When the police showed up and see the scrape and small bruise, combined with your phone call, hauled away the husband.

The families life has now been destroyed by your meddling into other peoples affairs that didn't concern you. Congratulations, I guess.
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KCrockaholic
12-08-2012, 12:03 AM
Is it a chiefs player and and his girlfriend?

Why would it be?

La literatura
12-08-2012, 12:54 AM
Fine. Got that part. But he'll likely return after his tax-payer subsidized vacation, correct?

I guess he can't. Maybe there is some type of temp. restraining order police can give for these situations. I don't know but it sounds like from her that I shouldn't be seeing him around.

La literatura
12-08-2012, 12:57 AM
Why would she scream for you guys? Wouldn't it be easier for her to grab a phone (most women I know already have one in their hands at all times) and call police herself?

And why would he go to jail if he didn't hit her?

Cool story brah

He got physical and wouldn't let her leave. I don't think she wanted to call the cops, obviously, but at one point it had to happen.

Otter
12-08-2012, 03:16 AM
He got physical and wouldn't let her leave. I don't think she wanted to call the cops, obviously, but at one point it had to happen.

How do you feel for not letting the couple get it out? You proud worm? You done well today?

MotherfuckerJones
12-08-2012, 05:53 AM
Count the 9 shots and call 911?

:) zing!!

bevischief
12-08-2012, 08:11 AM
Turn the TV up and play Heartbreak Ridge the fighting part of the movie. Worked this morning. Yelling and have a very scary dog that's barks and growls help too. They tend shut up very quickly

JonesCrusher
12-08-2012, 08:12 AM
I guess he can't. Maybe there is some type of temp. restraining order police can give for these situations. I don't know but it sounds like from her that I shouldn't be seeing him around.

ROFL says every abused women ever.

theelusiveeightrop
12-08-2012, 08:14 AM
Jason Whitlock blames this guy's fists.

KC Tattoo
12-08-2012, 08:51 AM
Am so glad to be out of apartment dwellings I would hear shit like that all the time.

Then one day a 22 year old kid that lived with his mom in the basement part..

Was out side yelling and banging on doors tying to get in..

A motorcycle cop shows up gets off his bike..

Pulls out a weapon.. "Get down on the ground"

The kid goes "Shoot me shoot me" (come at me bro)

Heads toward the cop..

~~~~~~ZAP TAZED

The punk kid falls flat on his face on concrete

Music comes on the TV ~Bad boys bad boys watch ya gonna do when they come for you bad boys~

Wow cops in 3d pretty cool & that's my cool story brah.

Why would she scream for you guys? Wouldn't it be easier for her to grab a phone (most women I know already have one in their hands at all times) and call police herself?

And why would he go to jail if he didn't hit her?

Cool story brah

Thought I told a cool story brah a damn cool story but no onecurr I guess :harumph: Not even a meme :shake:

something cooler
12-08-2012, 10:09 AM
I guess I just don't get why it was any of your business. I live in apartment buildings my whole life and I hear this kind of thing almost every single day. this is what ear plugs and noise cancellation headphones were made for.

InChiefsHell
12-08-2012, 10:29 AM
Back when I was about 21 or so my wife and lived in an apartment and yeah, you hear shit all the time. One couple were either fighting or fucking all the time. I never felt the need to call 9-11 as it just seemed like screaming matches...followed by crazy make up sex.

Our first apartment together there was a young college girl who lived upstairs, and one night we were sleeping with the windows open and maaaaan...she was up there getting righteously pounded by some guy. I mean at first we thought it was cats fighting, then when we were able to discern the "YES YES YES" bit, we just laughed our asses off. But yeah, between all the fighting, fucking, kids screaming and general wierdos...it was good to get into a house.

KCHawg
12-08-2012, 10:51 AM
I had crazy neighbors like this once. Thought I'd have to shoot the boyfriend, who was drunk, enraged and much, much bigger than me. Luckily another neighbor who was bigger than him was able to subdue him until he calmed down.

The kicker? He was a really nice guy and she was an absolute fucking psycho. Ghandi would have wanted to strangle her. Great ass, though.

You should have just showed him the refrigerator...:DROFL

La literatura
12-08-2012, 11:09 AM
How do you feel for not letting the couple get it out? You proud worm? You done well today?

I feel fine, thanks.