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zigbazah
12-07-2012, 10:55 PM
I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

KcMizzou
12-07-2012, 10:57 PM
Well, you just won our own thread.

Gonzo
12-07-2012, 11:00 PM
I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

That's not all its cracked up to be... Trust me.

Rain Man
12-07-2012, 11:09 PM
Somehow I suspect that if Rosie asked zigzabah nicely, the Super Bowl thing could be negotiable.

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 11:11 PM
I'd go sky diving. I'm a big pussy when it comes death stunts like roller coasters. I'd go sky diving

A Salt Weapon
12-07-2012, 11:11 PM
Meh, never mind, but I'd really like to see us win a super bowl.
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Sorter
12-07-2012, 11:14 PM
I'd go sky diving. I'm a big pussy when it comes death stunts like roller coasters. I'd go sky diving

Would you wingsuit?


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KcMizzou
12-07-2012, 11:14 PM
Somehow I suspect that if Rosie asked zigzabah nicely, the Super Bowl thing could be negotiable.Let's find a way to get this worked out. How much has SOC raised, exactly?

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 11:23 PM
Would you wingsuit?


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Fuck no

pr_capone
12-07-2012, 11:27 PM
If needed... I would take out, with the wife's blessing, a second mortgage on the house to go attend the game.

Baconeater
12-07-2012, 11:28 PM
I'd plug Denise in the ass.

cdcox
12-07-2012, 11:29 PM
What the heck. I'm going to throw caution to the wind. I'd cut Cassel loose with no strings attached. Top that!

KcMizzou
12-07-2012, 11:30 PM
I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

RunKC
12-07-2012, 11:31 PM
I'd be injected with AIDS if I could see the Chiefs win a SB.

















Hey. At least I'd die happy instead of disappointed.

SNR
12-07-2012, 11:33 PM
I would be nice to Matt Cassel

Inmem58
12-07-2012, 11:33 PM
I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

Cassel will be your instructor. You can fully trust his judgment.

Sorter
12-07-2012, 11:35 PM
I'd plug Denise in the ass.

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Sorter
12-07-2012, 11:35 PM
ROFLROFLCassel will be your instructor. You can fully trust his judgment.

cdcox
12-07-2012, 11:36 PM
I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?


You just have to trust the process.

RockChalk
12-08-2012, 02:19 AM
I'd plug Denise in the ass.

I'm sorry, but short of murder, this wins the thread

Count Alex's Wins
12-08-2012, 02:23 AM
I like to let it happen naturally.

Phobia
12-08-2012, 02:52 AM
I'd follow the same garbage team and wear the same crappy ketchup and mustard gear for 40 years. Isn't that enough?

Dayze
12-08-2012, 03:52 AM
I'd drive downtown and slap Curtis right in his fat face

Cannibal
12-08-2012, 04:37 AM
I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

I laughed out loud.

Chief_For_Life58
12-08-2012, 04:46 AM
id kill milkman

AussieChiefsFan
12-08-2012, 05:15 AM
I can't even begin to list the things.....

mdchiefsfan
12-08-2012, 05:36 AM
I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

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mdchiefsfan
12-08-2012, 05:40 AM
http://articles.businessinsider.com/2012-02-23/sports/31090050_1_facebook-post-fateful-flight-hospital-bed

Extreme sports legend Jeb Corliss is still in the hospital following a crash while filming for HBO in Cape Town, South Africa back in January. He broke both of his legs after falling 200 feet in his wingsuit, hitting the rocks on the face of Table Mountain.

Corliss recently explained in a Facebook post what happened on that fateful flight. What caused the crash?

He was trying to kick a balloon.

Here's what he had to say (emphasis ours):


I was asked in a base jumping forum what happened. This was my response.

Well the answer is very simple. I was flying too close and messed up :) I was going for a black balloon that was basically laying on the rocks and was going to try and kick it with my foot. In order to do this I had to fly low and flat between boulders. My left foot clipped a boulder that dragged me into a flat ledge that I took at the waist at full speed. If I had not clipped that boulder I might have made it, I might have still impacted. It's very hard to tell from the footage. Everything happens very fast. But when you go for a flight where inches are the difference between making it and not making it, well impact is very possible. I knew this and took the risk and paid the price for pushing way too hard. I take full responsibility for my actions and am just happy I still have legs to do rehab on.

This is not my first time getting hurt and it will not be my last. I push it, always have and always will. One day I will die and I just hope that when I do, it will be doing something I truly love...

Jeb

P.S. I want to thank everyone for their support. 99% of you have been very very nice to me :) For the other 1% I agree with you 100%, I am a total dumb ass :) I am human and humans make mistakes. I am sorry for what ever inconvenience I have caused anyone...

When Dan Harris at ABC News asked Corliss whether or not he'll keep jumping, he simply responded, “that’s so cute, hahaha," from his hospital bed. So, that's that.

GloryDayz
12-08-2012, 08:06 AM
Would you wingsuit?


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OK, that's pretty crazy....

GloryDayz
12-08-2012, 08:09 AM
I've bungee jumped. I'd pay to sky dive. But that wing suit shit looks too sketchy to me. How do you get good at that without ending up as salsa on the first try?

Vertical Wind Tunnel..

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theelusiveeightrop
12-08-2012, 08:35 AM
I would let any number of things happen to me, but that Rosie O'Donnell thing is a non-starter. Sorry all. It's my fault we are not going.

kepp
12-08-2012, 08:44 AM
Two chicks at the same time, man.
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bevischief
12-08-2012, 09:00 AM
Wear Chiefs gear outside of SOC gear.

Rausch
12-08-2012, 09:01 AM
I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

I'd fuck animal, mineral, or vegetable...

GloryDayz
12-08-2012, 10:59 AM
I'm still thinking..

BJ2K
12-08-2012, 11:26 AM
I would stand in front on Romeo Crennel at a lunch line.

something cooler
12-08-2012, 11:35 AM
I would do anything.

LiveSteam
12-08-2012, 11:38 AM
Drink bong water

Crush
12-08-2012, 12:28 PM
I would give you my Klondike Bar.

GloryDayz
12-08-2012, 01:18 PM
I'd buy a ticket...

CoMoChief
12-08-2012, 01:19 PM
I'd let Rosie O'Donnell bang me with a strap-on.

Why would Rosie need the strap on?

something cooler
12-08-2012, 01:39 PM
Why would Rosie need the strap on?

the double penetration is what makes the act so daring

DonTellMeShowMe
12-08-2012, 02:00 PM
ROFLthe double penetration is what makes the act so daring

lewdog
12-08-2012, 05:55 PM
I would get a Fisty McTat tattoo......on my face.

Psyko Tek
12-08-2012, 10:55 PM
Two chicks at the same time, man.
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do they both get strap ons?

suzzer99
12-09-2012, 07:51 AM
tranny

okcchief
12-09-2012, 07:57 AM
I dreamed last night that the Chiefs won a playoff game. I can't even get a Superbowl win in my dreams. JFC,

bevischief
12-09-2012, 11:31 AM
Let's start with a drafting a real QB then we can talk... And real leadership...

Dayze
12-09-2012, 12:34 PM
I'd fist myself. Not sure how that would work though.

loochy
12-09-2012, 02:10 PM
id take a nap on sunday afternoon