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Richard_Cuckold
12-09-2012, 10:41 AM
Anyone ever done it before?

I might use backpages(cheaper escorts) or Eros(more expensive but higher quality but I'm not sure

I know its pretty sleazy but I'm a single guy in his late 20s just looking for a little companionship tonight.

JoeyChuckles
12-09-2012, 10:43 AM
Do it.

L.A. Chieffan
12-09-2012, 10:45 AM
tell them you want a blonde...and you can't stress blonde enough.

RINGLEADER
12-09-2012, 10:46 AM
Anyone ever done it before?

I might use backpages(cheaper escorts) or Eros(more expensive but higher quality but I'm not sure

I know its pretty sleazy but I'm a single guy in his late 20s just looking for a little companionship tonight.

Richard, you stupid bastard, you LIVE in a brothel. What's with all this backpage talk?

Mr. Flopnuts
12-09-2012, 10:46 AM
:popcorn:

BCD
12-09-2012, 10:46 AM
This? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/97-02_Ford_Escort_sedan.jpg/280px-97-02_Ford_Escort_sedan.jpg

Baby Lee
12-09-2012, 10:47 AM
Had an Escort station wagon in law school.

Reminds me of a prank a buddy in HS. We were all shooting the shit at lunch time, when he mentioned that he had just bought a 'Vette.

Everyone was oohing and aahing. Went on for 5 minutes or so, and he then announced that it was a CHEVette

KCUnited
12-09-2012, 10:47 AM
Hard to pick up a chick in an escort, I'd look for an old honda or something if you're cash strapped.

Bwana
12-09-2012, 10:47 AM
LMAO

bevischief
12-09-2012, 10:48 AM
We need pics or GTFO and a movie.

Fish
12-09-2012, 10:49 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267456

Richard_Cuckold
12-09-2012, 10:49 AM
Richard, you stupid bastard, you LIVE in a brothel. What's with all this backpage talk?

Ha touche. And kudos to you for watching Boardwalk Empire too.

L.A. Chieffan
12-09-2012, 10:49 AM
you should get two girls and make them dance to Sussudio

bevischief
12-09-2012, 10:50 AM
2 girls 1 cup...

Richard_Cuckold
12-09-2012, 10:51 AM
We need pics or GTFO and a movie.

I'll try to find some non nude pics but man, most of these escorts pose nude in their profiles. Not wanting to get banned

Bwana
12-09-2012, 10:51 AM
I should be a very memorable date.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/

bevischief
12-09-2012, 10:52 AM
I should be a very memorable date.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/

ROFL

Richard_Cuckold
12-09-2012, 10:53 AM
Holy crap I just saw that porn star Taryn Thomas is avaible in my area this week! If anyone has seen her movies, you know she knows how to fuck and such a mean dick. Probably a little pricey though.

KCUnited
12-09-2012, 10:54 AM
Hopefully she'll mind herpes and Q's after the transaction. Loose lips sink ships.

Richard_Cuckold
12-09-2012, 10:56 AM
I'm sorta in the mood for a latina. This chick I found on backpages sounds pretty cool and sorta looks like Vanessa Hudgens.(and she says she's 420 friendly!

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/71122615/photo__38_.jpg

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/71177841/photo__36_.jpg

Hog Farmer
12-09-2012, 10:56 AM
Got 14 sows in heat today. They come cheap.

Bugeater
12-09-2012, 10:56 AM
That's a big ass.

RINGLEADER
12-09-2012, 10:58 AM
I'm really surprised this thread hasn't degenerated into a craigslist/backpage recommendation list with pics of the skankiest chicks available for under $100...

RINGLEADER
12-09-2012, 10:59 AM
I'm sorta in the mood for a latina. This chick I found on backpages sounds pretty cool and sorta looks like Vanessa Hudgens.(and she says she's 420 friendly!

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/71122615/photo__38_.jpg

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/medium/71177841/photo__36_.jpg

It's your money...but it looks like two different chicks to me...warning flag!

Silock
12-09-2012, 10:59 AM
If you're going to pay, pay for quality. NO FAT CHICKS.

bricks
12-09-2012, 10:59 AM
Holy crap I just saw that porn star Taryn Thomas is avaible in my area this week! If anyone has seen her movies, you know she knows how to **** and such a mean dick. Probably a little pricey though.

A pornstar?

Oh yeah that's prolly gonna cost thousands.

KC Tattoo
12-09-2012, 11:00 AM
Go midget half the size twice the fun

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/silkysmooth_69/littletina.jpg

Rausch
12-09-2012, 11:00 AM
I know its pretty sleazy but I'm a single guy in his late 20s just looking for a little companionship tonight.

I thought you said "championship" tonight.

I can feel that. I get it. This team has been a disaster.

But, guy, I'm 36, short, fat, balding, and broke and I can still get some strange if that were my thing.

You're doing it wrong...

Sofa King
12-09-2012, 11:08 AM
I'm really surprised this thread hasn't degenerated into a craigslist/backpage recommendation list with pics of the skankiest chicks available for under $100...

It will get there, no doubt about it.

Canofbier
12-09-2012, 11:13 AM
Go midget half the size twice the fun

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/silkysmooth_69/littletina.jpg

Ugh. They airbrushed the living shit out of this picture and still couldn't make her look not-hideous.

something cooler
12-09-2012, 11:44 AM
Go hard in the paint bud.

hometeam
12-09-2012, 11:52 AM
If your gonna do it get something better than the pic you posted. That shit I wouldnt go after for free.

threebag02
12-09-2012, 11:52 AM
Go midget half the size twice the fun

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/silkysmooth_69/littletina.jpg

That's Latina not Little Tina.

threebag02
12-09-2012, 11:53 AM
Use your Discover Card you earn Double Miles

bevischief
12-09-2012, 12:06 PM
Watch your cornhole and kidneys...

lewdog
12-09-2012, 12:06 PM
If your gonna do it get something better than the pic you posted. That shit I wouldnt go after for free.

Yea, you can get the shit you posted in a bar on most nights. If you have to pay, make sure she is an above average ho.

bevischief
12-09-2012, 12:07 PM
Yea, you can get the shit you posted in a bar on most nights. If you have to pay, make sure she is an above average ho.

And doesn't come back...

cabletech94
12-09-2012, 12:11 PM
Go midget half the size twice the fun

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/silkysmooth_69/littletina.jpg

only if she costs half price.

lewdog
12-09-2012, 12:12 PM
only if she costs half price.

Only if she is half price and you brown bag your own face.

cabletech94
12-09-2012, 12:15 PM
Only if she is half price and you brown bag your own face.

nope. only if you are blind.
now that i'm thinking about it, i bet her ohhhhhh face would be too high pitched.

so now i'm thinking the only way i'd do (it) is if i was helen keller-ing it.

lewdog
12-09-2012, 12:17 PM
nope. only if you are blind.
now that i'm thinking about it, i bet her ohhhhhh face would be too high pitched.

so now i'm thinking the only way i'd do (it) is if i was helen keller-ing it.

Ok so we have got it down to half-price, bag on your own head and noise cancelling head phones with something like Celine Dion playing.

Who is in?

Valiant
12-09-2012, 01:42 PM
http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/TinyTina.jpgThat's Latina not Little Tina.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lBLWDvlvn8Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jBt308sdyvY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Demonpenz
12-09-2012, 01:47 PM
if you are in KC and can wear a polo shirt and jeans that don't have greese on, if you are willing to have sex with >5 I probably can help.

bobinkc
12-09-2012, 01:48 PM
http://www.eccie.net/forumdisplay.php?f=192

crazychiefsfan
12-09-2012, 02:14 PM
Ask her for a #1 Pick :thumb:

theelusiveeightrop
12-09-2012, 02:23 PM
Independence Ave.

Setsuna
12-09-2012, 02:27 PM
I'm a virgin and I wouldn't even go that route.

PunkinDrublic
12-09-2012, 03:08 PM
I've only paid for it when I've been out of the country on vacation. It's a tough proposition. On one hand do you want one of these whores coming over to where you live? On the other hand do you want to meet her where she does business and run the risk of getting robbed? On top of that do you want to run the risk of being busted in a prostitution sting? Nothing wrong with paying for an escort but it's too risky for me.

lewdog
12-09-2012, 03:13 PM
I've only paid for it when I've been out of the country on vacation. It's a tough proposition. On one hand do you want one of these whores coming over to where you live? On the other hand do you want to meet her where she does business and run the risk of getting robbed? On top of that do you want to run the risk of being busted in a prostitution sting? Nothing wrong with paying for an escort but it's too risky for me.

Perfect solution would be to be house sitting for someone and have them come there. That way they don't know where you live or if they rob you it isn't your shit they are taking!

lewdog
12-09-2012, 03:14 PM
I'm a virgin and I wouldn't even go that route.

If you are seriously a virgin, I have to lol.

If you are seriously a virgin, you have no room to talk in this thread.

scho63
12-09-2012, 03:17 PM
Anyone ever done it before?

I might use backpages(cheaper escorts) or Eros(more expensive but higher quality but I'm not sure

I know its pretty sleazy but I'm a single guy in his late 20s just looking for a little companionship tonight.

Yes, I use escorts frequently and they are 20-35 years old and very hot.

Costs me $300 per hour plus a tip of $50-$75

Do NOT use Backpage. Use http://www.eros-kansascity.com/ but be very careful of a posting for $200 an hour of a woman who looks like a Playboy model and it is either a cop or bait n switch.

I use an agency here in DC and get great women.
http://blueflamemodels.com/models/

Hope that helps.
:evil:

Sorter
12-09-2012, 03:31 PM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100309031802/darkheresy/images/0/0c/Its_a_trap.jpg

WV
12-09-2012, 03:46 PM
Charlie Sheen had the right idea:

When Charlie Sheen was being sentenced for using a prostitute, the judge asked him why a man like him would have to pay for sex. And Sheen reportedly replied: “I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave.”

Of course he can afford the best.

bevischief
12-09-2012, 03:49 PM
You are paying them to leave. Remember that.

Rain Man
12-09-2012, 05:01 PM
I bet you could hop a plane to a third world country and still come out ahead even with the airfare.

unnecessary drama
12-09-2012, 05:04 PM
well I'm glad I have enough game to not have to pay for sex...but if a hot girl was like "hey, $100" I'd probably do it

lol

Bump
12-09-2012, 05:06 PM
I've never paid for pussy. It wouldn't even be fun for me to pay, even if she's hot. I like to get the women to want it more than me. It's like an obsession of mine. If they aren't hot and wanting it, I'm not really turned on. Knowing they are only fucking me for money wouldn't turn me on at all.

unnecessary drama
12-09-2012, 05:07 PM
Meh. Not me.

No pressure I guess if you're paying. If you're paying you're paying to get yours not for her to get hers so there is that.

lewdog
12-09-2012, 05:09 PM
Meh. Not me.

No pressure I guess if you're paying. If you're paying you're paying to get yours not for her to get hers so there is that.

And you are paying her to leave instead of her staying and beer farting under the covers all night.

unnecessary drama
12-09-2012, 05:10 PM
what? I don't know what type of girls you get but somehow and some way I usually land pretty classy ones

MIAdragon
12-09-2012, 05:16 PM
Yes, I use escorts frequently and they are 20-35 years old and very hot.

Costs me $300 per hour plus a tip of $50-$75

Do NOT use Backpage. Use http://www.eros-kansascity.com/ but be very careful of a posting for $200 an hour of a woman who looks like a Playboy model and it is either a cop or bait n switch.

I use an agency here in DC and get great women.
http://blueflamemodels.com/models/

Hope that helps.
:evil:

Always wondered if you tipped them or not.

PGM
12-09-2012, 05:17 PM
Alright Hamilton!!!!

Rain Man
12-09-2012, 05:18 PM
Always wondered if you tipped them or not.

Why do you think they put that big jar with the dollar bills out on the nightstand?

Canofbier
12-09-2012, 05:23 PM
Always wondered if you tipped them or not.

Why stop at the tip? :D

teedubya
12-09-2012, 05:33 PM
If prostitution were legal... would men want to ever get married?

If you get a divorce, the woman gets 1/2 of your belongings... if your marriage succeeds, they get 100% when you die.

The ROI analysis of prostitute vs. wife.

You get married, you buy a nice house, get you and your wife a car... have kids... pay for all of the kids shit until they are early-20s... pay for college... etc.

You are talking 750k-$1.5 million in expenses, if you get a wife and kids.

From this thread, I gather that a hooker every couple of weeks or so, would only cost about $500-600 a month?? or around $6k-7.5k per year...

You could live 100 years and still save money, if you had 2 hookers per month instead of the wife and kids. LOL.

Hookanomics, this really needs to be analyzed by Rain Man Inc. to fully understand to scope.

Setsuna
12-09-2012, 05:34 PM
If you are seriously a virgin, I have to lol.

If you are seriously a virgin, you have no room to talk in this thread.

:deevee: :sulk:

Richard_Cuckold
12-09-2012, 05:54 PM
I've never paid for pussy. .

Have you ever taked a girl out on a date? If so, you've paid for pussy. Taking a girl out to eat is paying for pussy.

And as far as the escort goes, still haven't decided on it. I've been too busy watching football all day but I'm gonna have to get around to it.

RINGLEADER
12-09-2012, 09:24 PM
I've never paid for pussy. It wouldn't even be fun for me to pay, even if she's hot. I like to get the women to want it more than me. It's like an obsession of mine. If they aren't hot and wanting it, I'm not really turned on. Knowing they are only ****ing me for money wouldn't turn me on at all.

But seriously, how hard is it to prove you can pick up a chick? It's not hard if you look halfway normal and aren't scared to talk to them. People I know who use escorts are paying for the convenience of not having to spend the time getting around the bases.

LiveSteam
12-09-2012, 09:28 PM
If prostitution were legal... would men want to ever get married?

If you get a divorce, the woman gets 1/2 of your belongings... if your marriage succeeds, they get 100% when you die.

The ROI analysis of prostitute vs. wife.

You get married, you buy a nice house, get you and your wife a car... have kids... pay for all of the kids shit until they are early-20s... pay for college... etc.

You are talking 750k-$1.5 million in expenses, if you get a wife and kids.

From this thread, I gather that a hooker every couple of weeks or so, would only cost about $500-600 a month?? or around $6k-7.5k per year...

You could live 100 years and still save money, if you had 2 hookers per month instead of the wife and kids. LOL.

Hookanomics, this really needs to be analyzed by Rain Man Inc. to fully understand to scope.

This is great in theory. Works till the dick falls off

ghak99
12-09-2012, 09:58 PM
Have you ever taked a girl out on a date? If so, you've paid for pussy. Taking a girl out to eat is paying for pussy.

I pointed this out to a female I thought could handle the truth one morning.

I'll never forget it, or do it again.

Sorter
12-09-2012, 10:10 PM
This is great in theory. Works till the dick falls off

http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201201/koala-bear-is-astonished.jpg

Nirvana58
12-09-2012, 11:23 PM
http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201201/koala-bear-is-astonished.jpg

LMAO

bevischief
12-10-2012, 07:54 AM
http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201201/koala-bear-is-astonished.jpg

ROFL

Dayze
12-10-2012, 09:23 AM
i love this place.

loochy
12-10-2012, 09:26 AM
If prostitution were legal... would men want to ever get married?

If you get a divorce, the woman gets 1/2 of your belongings... if your marriage succeeds, they get 100% when you die.

The ROI analysis of prostitute vs. wife.

You get married, you buy a nice house, get you and your wife a car... have kids... pay for all of the kids shit until they are early-20s... pay for college... etc.

You are talking 750k-$1.5 million in expenses, if you get a wife and kids.

From this thread, I gather that a hooker every couple of weeks or so, would only cost about $500-600 a month?? or around $6k-7.5k per year...

You could live 100 years and still save money, if you had 2 hookers per month instead of the wife and kids. LOL.

Hookanomics, this really needs to be analyzed by Rain Man Inc. to fully understand to scope.

The wife brings home as much money as I do, and she will probably surpass me soon. Also I enjoy being with my wife.

Flachief58
12-10-2012, 09:27 AM
http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201201/koala-bear-is-astonished.jpg

:thumb: ROFL

gblowfish
12-10-2012, 09:31 AM
This guy goes into Paris, and checks into a French whorehouse. Traveling abroad is really expensive, so he's low on funds. He asks the madame what he can get for $20 American. The madame says "Most of our girls here are $200 or more per night. But there's a dead whore up in room 234. If you really want some, you can go up there and do your business for $20."

The guy figures, what the Hell, maybe its a French thing. So he pays $20, goes up to room 234 and does his thing.

Afterwards he comes back down to the front desk. The madame says, "So, how was it?" The guy says. "Well, it was OK, but her nose kept running."

The madame says. "Oh. She must be full."

Dayze
12-10-2012, 09:33 AM
my roomate in the Navy would get a 'escort' at every port.
in Australia, he got one every night.


....and yes...it really was my roomate and not me lol.

ChiefButthurt
12-10-2012, 09:42 AM
This guy goes into Paris, and checks into a French whorehouse. Traveling abroad is really expensive, so he's low on funds. He asks the madame what he can get for $20 American. The madame says "Most of our girls here are $200 or more per night. But there's a dead whore up in room 234. If you really want some, you can go up there and do your business for $20."

The guy figures, what the Hell, maybe its a French thing. So he pays $20, goes up to room 234 and does his thing.

Afterwards he comes back down to the front desk. The madame says, "So, how was it?" The guy says. "Well, it was OK, but her nose kept running."

The madame says. "Oh. She must be full."

Oh man...that's so gross. Stop telling that joke.

ChiTown
12-10-2012, 09:47 AM
Go midget half the size twice the fun

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r95/silkysmooth_69/littletina.jpg

AND, when she has your penis in her hand, it will look HUGE!

teedubya
12-10-2012, 10:35 AM
The wife brings home as much money as I do, and she will probably surpass me soon. Also I enjoy being with my wife.

That is a part of the Hookanomics equation that needs consideration. Hookanomics is more for the man who is dating a woman that has very few skillsets for future career earnings.

I think Hookanomics should be taught in schools... that way if a man DOES decide to get married, they go your route and marry someone with brains and potential for a good career... it definitely changes the math of it all.

Rain Man
12-10-2012, 12:03 PM
The wife brings home as much money as I do, and she will probably surpass me soon. Also I enjoy being with my wife.

Yeah, but it's not really your money. It's hers. The rule is that the husband's income is family money, and the wife's income is the wife's money. That's how it works socially, and that's how it works in divorce court from what I hear.

gblowfish
12-10-2012, 12:34 PM
Yeah, but it's not really your money. It's hers. The rule is that the husband's income is family money, and the wife's income is the wife's money.

That's definitely the case in my house! My wife does a "Jane Jetson" on my wallet all the time.

journeyscarab
12-10-2012, 01:19 PM
Yeah, but it's not really your money. It's hers. The rule is that the husband's income is family money, and the wife's income is the wife's money. That's how it works socially, and that's how it works in divorce court from what I hear.

Guess I am lucky...my wife and I have the same attitude - any money earned by either of us is for the family first.

Dayze
12-10-2012, 03:02 PM
That's definitely the case in my house! My wife does a "Jane Jetson" on my wallet all the time.

I had a gal do a Jane Jetson on me once. though, it had nothing to do with my wallet.

gblowfish
12-10-2012, 03:06 PM
I had a gal do a Jane Jetson on me once. though, it had nothing to do with my wallet.

STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

Smed1065
12-10-2012, 03:37 PM
I've never paid for pussy. It wouldn't even be fun for me to pay, even if she's hot. I like to get the women to want it more than me. It's like an obsession of mine. If they aren't hot and wanting it, I'm not really turned on. Knowing they are only fucking me for money wouldn't turn me on at all.


B.S.
Everyone has paid for pussy. Some just want to know the cost up front.

scho63
12-10-2012, 04:27 PM
B.S.
Everyone has paid for pussy. Some just want to know the cost up front.

:thumb:

Most of the "macho" guys who think they never paid for it have spent thousands on gifts, dinners, vacations and other trinkets that cost a small fortune.

My tagline says it all.....

Canofbier
12-10-2012, 04:46 PM
There's another wrench in the "always paying for pussy" equation: what about cougars? They often take the dominant role in pursuing romantic partners. Combine that with the fact that most are economically independent, and you end up having them paying for drinks and food for younger guys instead of the other way around.

Sorter
12-10-2012, 05:39 PM
There's another wrench in the "always paying for pussy" equation: what about cougars? They often take the dominant role in pursuing romantic partners. Combine that with the fact that most are economically independent, and you end up having them paying for drinks and food for younger guys instead of the other way around.

I don't trust cougars. They are simply too sneaky.

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/files/2325.jpg

Superturtle
12-10-2012, 05:50 PM
I don't trust cougars. They are simply too sneaky.

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/files/2325.jpg
Shit gonna get real pretty damn quick there.

Rain Man
12-10-2012, 05:53 PM
Shit gonna get real pretty damn quick there.

I think the guy was okay as long as he didn't wiggle a piece of string or move around a laser pointer.

Canofbier
12-10-2012, 06:13 PM
I think the guy was okay as long as he didn't wiggle a penis or move around a laser pointer.

FYP