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blsilks
12-09-2012, 01:36 PM
In 2009, Daboll joined Eric Mangini's staff in Cleveland as offensive coordinator. Under Daboll the Browns had the NFL's 32nd ranked offense in 2009 and the 29th ranked offense in 2010. Daboll was named Offensive Coordinator of the Miami Dolphins under Tony Sparano in 2011, with his Dolphins improving from 30th in the league to 20th in overall offense. On February 6, 2012 the Kansas City Chiefs announced the hiring of Daboll as offensive coordinator, replacing the retired Bill Muir. The Kansas City Chiefs currently have the 31st ranked offense in the NFL. Somewhere along the way somebody taught this guy to think that losing is winning.

Bewbies
12-09-2012, 01:37 PM
He was the only man on earth that would say yes to our offer.

Molitoth
12-09-2012, 01:37 PM
He's terrible. Awful.

Valiant
12-09-2012, 01:38 PM
Yes, man..

Inmem58
12-09-2012, 01:39 PM
We got him a good price. He was on sale. Hunt loves a good bargain

I'mAlwaysRight
12-09-2012, 01:40 PM
Good price...check. On sale...yep. Good bargain...not so much. :D

HC_Chief
12-09-2012, 01:41 PM
sexy beard

Deberg_1990
12-09-2012, 01:42 PM
Because he helped develop Matt Moore

A Salt Weapon
12-09-2012, 01:44 PM
He sucks, he's a perfect fit to this administration.
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Saccopoo
12-09-2012, 01:45 PM
He's Pioli's boy.

One more nail in the coffin.

However, I'm shocked that this guy is getting paid, literally, hundreds of thousands of dollars, to be this horrible at his job. How fucking bad do you have to be to get fired from this organization? How fucking bad do you have to be to continually get rehired for a position you have already shown massive incompetence for?

I am absolutely befuddled.

Dayze
12-09-2012, 01:46 PM
Because he's Romeo's boy; and because this team is full of Vag from top to bottom.

scott free
12-09-2012, 01:46 PM
Because nobody puts a wax job on piolis car quite like him.

FAX
12-09-2012, 01:46 PM
His offensive philosophy is consistent with our overall strategic and tactical objectives.

Plus he likes to snuggle against other men's testicles.

FAX

KCChiefsFan88
12-09-2012, 01:47 PM
Fat Scott's fetish for Cleveland rejects this offseason.

Big Smoke
12-09-2012, 01:48 PM
Great thread fuck face.

petegz28
12-09-2012, 01:50 PM
He was the only man on earth that would say yes to our offer.

I'm going with this

MahiMike
12-09-2012, 01:52 PM
He's part of the process.

tk13
12-09-2012, 01:53 PM
Don't worry, next year he won't be needed with McDaniels is calling the plays.

the Talking Can
12-09-2012, 01:53 PM
because pioli only hires losers

bobinkc
12-09-2012, 01:53 PM
I'm guessing he goes under Peeholi's desk for some knob sucking a least once a day. Only explanation I can come up with.

Deberg_1990
12-09-2012, 01:55 PM
because pioli only hires losers

End thread...turn out the lights and go home.

chiefs1111
12-09-2012, 02:01 PM
Poop

displacedinMN
12-09-2012, 02:09 PM
lets hope we don't have to say

Why did we keep this guy?

theelusiveeightrop
12-09-2012, 02:13 PM
Nobody swallows Pioli's jiz quite like Dabol.

Marcellus
12-09-2012, 02:15 PM
He was the only man on earth that would say yes to our offer.

"Boom" just like the bitch in the WalMart commercial.

Nobody wants to work for Pioli and company.

bevischief
12-09-2012, 03:01 PM
He was the only man on earth that would say yes to our offer.

This thread over.

Chocolate Hog
12-09-2012, 03:07 PM
Someone post the posts of people defending Duhboll because he called 6 good meaningless games last year.

GloryDayz
12-09-2012, 03:09 PM
To be a fall-guy..

TEX
12-09-2012, 03:11 PM
To be a fall-guy..

The reverse should be true - it should be the # 1 reason why NOT to retain RAC.

scho63
12-09-2012, 03:18 PM
HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!

TEX
12-09-2012, 03:23 PM
As I watched the game I lost count at how many 3rd and long situations crappy play-calling got us into. One could make a case that Daboll likes being in those situations because he certaintly doesn't do enough to keep from getting there...:shake:

Frazod
12-09-2012, 03:27 PM
He's the offensive Robinson.

Frankie
12-09-2012, 04:00 PM
Daboll - Why did we hire this guy again?

"Daboll began his NFL coaching career with the New England Patriots as a defensive coaching assistant..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Daboll

Good enough for you?

Chief Roundup
12-09-2012, 04:30 PM
He was in the family tree. I am starting to think that tree is straightening out or something.

ChiefsCountry
12-09-2012, 04:45 PM
These stupid fuckers are getting us a franchise quarterback finally. We should be praising them.

Rain Man
12-09-2012, 04:46 PM
We apparently hired him so we could get the #1 quarterback in the draft.

Shox
12-09-2012, 05:13 PM
I think he is the 2nd biggest problem right after Pioli.

Chiefs Top 3 Problems:
1. Pioli
2. DaBol
3. Cassel

FAX
12-09-2012, 05:23 PM
I think he is the 2nd biggest problem right after Pioli.

Chiefs Top 3 Problems:
1. Pioli
2. DaBol
3. Cassel

I think that's sort of right, Mr. Shox.

But the thing is that the head coach (normally) selects his assistants. What we have here is an upstream problem. Although it's clear that we suck, we must investigate further in order to identify the source of the vacuum. It's a fair bet that, without Dr. Evil, there would be no Roleo in the head coach position. And, without Roleo, there would be no Dumboll at OC. And, without Dumboll, there would be no draw play on 1st down with 30 seconds left on the clock.

So essentially, we have people in key positions who couldn't get a similar job with any other franchise in the league.

Therefore, simple logic dictates that Dumboll must be thrown in a vat of boiling rhino urine along with every other dipstick who draws a paycheck from this organization.

FAX

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-09-2012, 05:24 PM
Fire them all.

stonedstooge
12-09-2012, 05:27 PM
Dudes on the radio are back on the attack. No mercy

Frankie
12-09-2012, 05:38 PM
And, without Dumboll, there would be no draw play on 1st down with 30 seconds left on the clock.

FAX

Do you get a feeling Jim Zorn just shakes his head after a call like that?

How can we have done any worse by just promoting Zorn to OC?

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-09-2012, 05:40 PM
I bet the call at the end of the half was on Romeo. Heck, he was "sprinting" off the field, probably had to take a dump. What a fucking joke to call a running play in that situation. Herm did the same shit against Denver one year that likely cost the team a game.

WV
12-09-2012, 05:40 PM
Dudes on the radio are back on the attack. No mercy

As they should be.

Bowser
12-09-2012, 05:42 PM
"Daboll began his NFL coaching career with the New England Patriots as a defensive coaching assistant..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Daboll

Good enough for you?

Yep, he's part of that Belichick "tree". Pioli does love the professional nepotism.

That, and he's probably the only guy out there that would agree to be coordinator with Matt Cassel as his starting QB.

stonedstooge
12-09-2012, 05:43 PM
As they should be.

Amen brother. But they had me worried last week. Many were talking about retaining all of them. I think it was Athen that said Roleo was the greatest coach the Cheaps have ever had

jspchief
12-09-2012, 05:58 PM
Someone post the posts of people defending Duhboll because he called 6 good meaningless games last year.

The same assholes that covet Matt Moore.

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2012, 06:05 PM
His gopher face and shiney forehead?!

FAX
12-09-2012, 06:07 PM
Do you get a feeling Jim Zorn just shakes his head after a call like that?

How can we have done any worse by just promoting Zorn to OC?

At this point, I have to believe that guys like Zorn and Emmitt are just hanging on for dear life, Mr. Frankie.

Most of the Chiefs' assistants are guys who would have difficulty finding work with another NFL franchise anyhow, so they're probably just glad to be pulling down a paycheck. They probably laugh about it over dinner, though.

But, I highly doubt that there are assistants with this organization who have retained their "fire" and enthusiasm after what Dr. Evil and his minions have done to the organization. I mean, what can you do? You're chained to the mast on a sinking ship and you have little choice but to observe the panic and dysfunction as the seas rise and you're eventually sucked to the ocean floor.

All you can really hope for is a relatively quick and painless death. Or, of course, the highly remote possibility you will be rescued at the last moment by a large group of gorgeous, nubile mermaids with proportionate tittahs featuring lime-green niplets who take you to their secluded island home where they serve you mer-beer and blackened Amberjack sandwiches and use you as a sex toy.

FAX

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-09-2012, 06:09 PM
Someone post the posts of people defending Duhboll because he called 6 good meaningless games last year.

Let's not and say we did. I was one of those dumbasses ROFL

morphius
12-09-2012, 06:32 PM
Let's not and say we did. I was one of those dumbasses ROFL
I was happy when I looked back at the old thread was that maybe we are hiring to be the OL coach and the the rest of you shouldn't crush my dream that was the only reason we were hiring him, lol.

DenverDanChiefsFan
12-09-2012, 06:42 PM
Because nobody puts a wax job on piolis bikini area quite like him.

FYP

trndobrd
12-09-2012, 07:07 PM
Daboll was the only candidate that picked up the candy wrapper.

MotherfuckerJones
12-09-2012, 07:10 PM
Daboll sucks but how do you coordinate an offense with Cassel/Quinn and no WR core outside of Bowe? They stack the box on Charles. We have no RB depth. There's so many holes on this team its pathetic. I wanted Mike Tolbert over Syphillis

blsilks
12-09-2012, 07:30 PM
"Daboll began his NFL coaching career with the New England Patriots as a defensive coaching assistant..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Daboll

Good enough for you?

They key word in your quote is "defensive" and the overrated word in your quote is "Patriots".

GloryDayz
12-09-2012, 07:37 PM
Fire them all.

We need this at 1 Arrowhead Way...

http://pics1.ds-static.com/prodimg/26528/300.jpg
http://pics1.ds-static.com/prodimg/26528/300.jpg

crossbow
12-09-2012, 07:41 PM
Yep, he's part of that Belichick "tree". Pioli does love the professional nepotism.

That, and he's probably the only guy out there that would agree to be coordinator with Matt Cassel as his starting QB.

This.

Nobody else is crazy (stupid, desperate, what ever) enough to compete against modern NFL teams with MC as your weapon of choice. Bringing a knife to a gun fight.

crazycoffey
12-09-2012, 07:56 PM
he had pictures of Pioli doing something Pioli's wife wouldn't want to see

crazycoffey
12-09-2012, 07:59 PM
Do you get a feeling Jim Zorn just shakes his head after a call like that?

How can we have done any worse by just promoting Zorn to OC?

I'm not saying this to say I'm optimistic, but I have wondered what Zorn would do if he had run of the offense. I just have to believe it would be better than BD, not that it means anything.

Rausch
12-09-2012, 08:05 PM
I'm not saying this to say I'm optimistic, but I have wondered what Zorn would do if he had run of the offense. I just have to believe it would be better than BD, not that it means anything.

I couldn't have been more wrong about a guy. And I see no reason to let him keep failing as a coordinator when we wouldn't let the HC do it.

Sack him, promote someone else...

crazycoffey
12-09-2012, 08:12 PM
I couldn't have been more wrong about a guy. And I see no reason to let him keep failing as a coordinator when we wouldn't let the HC do it.

Sack him, promote someone else...

well yeah, no disagreement about BD. But what about JZ? What if he was or were to be promoted to OC? What's the debate about him?

Rausch
12-09-2012, 08:15 PM
well yeah, no disagreement about BD. But what about JZ? What if he was or were to be promoted to OC? What's the debate about him?

What's the worst that could happen?...

crazycoffey
12-09-2012, 08:26 PM
What's the worst that could happen?...

I can't see that he'd be doing any worse than BD. I'd like to be optimistic that Zorn would be doing good enough to garnish HC talk after a few years of success.

Rausch
12-09-2012, 08:32 PM
I can't see that he'd be doing any worse than BD. I'd like to be optimistic that Zorn would be doing good enough to garnish HC talk after a few years of success.

At least he has upside.

JCharles1981
12-09-2012, 11:02 PM
Because he's Crennel's bitch. Wherever Crennel goes, so does Daboll.

Chief Roundup
12-09-2012, 11:05 PM
At least he has upside.

Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!

Chief Roundup
12-09-2012, 11:06 PM
Because he's Crennel's bitch. Wherever Crennel goes, so does Daboll.

Cool he can follow RAC to the scrap heap that is retirement.

jspchief
12-10-2012, 06:35 AM
I can't see that he'd be doing any worse than BD. I'd like to be optimistic that Zorn would be doing good enough to garnish HC talk after a few years of success.Serious question: what has Jim Zorn ever done that makes you think he'd be a good OC or eventual HC candidate?

Deberg_1990
12-10-2012, 06:43 AM
Serious question: what has Jim Zorn ever done that makes you think he'd be a good OC or eventual HC candidate?

I guess some give him credit for Hasselbeck when he was in Seattle under Holmgren, and Flacco for 1 year.

Chief Faithful
12-10-2012, 08:49 AM
I was excited with the Daboll hiring because I thought he was an OC that would call for downfield passing, but it seems we got just the opposite. The play calling is so bad I am left stunned. What happened to the "take what the defense gives you" statement? The Chiefs are the least attacking and least imaginative offense in the NFL. We don't even know if Quinn can throw or the receivers can catch a downfield pass over the middle.

htismaqe
12-10-2012, 08:57 AM
I was excited with the Daboll hiring because I thought he was an OC that would call for downfield passing, but it seems we got just the opposite. The play calling is so bad I am left stunned. What happened to the "take what the defense gives you" statement? The Chiefs are the least attacking and least imaginative offense in the NFL. We don't even know if Quinn can throw or the receivers can catch a downfield pass over the middle.

The problem with that is that you assumed Daboll would be allowed to call anything other than a conservative passing game.

The #1 reason Daboll was brought in was because he would be a yes man.

He's calling the offense he's been told to call, plain and simple.

lcarus
12-10-2012, 09:06 AM
He's Pioli's boy.

One more nail in the coffin.

However, I'm shocked that this guy is getting paid, literally, hundreds of thousands of dollars, to be this horrible at his job. How fucking bad do you have to be to get fired from this organization? How fucking bad do you have to be to continually get rehired for a position you have already shown massive incompetence for?

I am absolutely befuddled.

I didn't know much about him before we hired him. I didn't think he could be THIS bad. Wow.

Dayze
12-10-2012, 09:08 AM
to respond to the OP.

....because we're the Chiefs, and we can't do anything right.
oh, and because we're retarded.

HemiEd
12-10-2012, 09:16 AM
The problem with that is that you assumed Daboll would be allowed to call anything other than a conservative passing game.

The #1 reason Daboll was brought in was because he would be a yes man.

He's calling the offense he's been told to call, plain and simple.

Yes, it sure looks that way. It is beyond disgusting, and makes me wish for the days of Paul Hackett and Jimmy Raye.

Calling time outs to get the ball back, then running a draw play speaks of someone having serious brain damage.

crazycoffey
12-10-2012, 09:25 AM
I guess some give him credit for Hasselbeck when he was in Seattle under Holmgren, and Flacco for 1 year.

that, and he had a decent west coast offense in Washington, but shouldn't have been the head coach, like Romeo should just be a DC, where he has success. Although, now Romeo is getting too old and isn't my choice for DC next year. zorn learned offense from Holmgren and hasn't really gotten to be just an OC. I wonder why he wasn't promoted up and instead we went after Brian Dumbass.

Jimmy the Greek
12-10-2012, 09:37 AM
I wish I knew why he got hired but I sure can figure out why he needs to be fired

Chief Faithful
12-10-2012, 10:25 AM
The problem with that is that you assumed Daboll would be allowed to call anything other than a conservative passing game.

The #1 reason Daboll was brought in was because he would be a yes man.

He's calling the offense he's been told to call, plain and simple.

Doesn't matter who the OC is as long as Pioli is the GM.

htismaqe
12-10-2012, 10:29 AM
Doesn't matter who the OC is as long as Pioli is the GM.

Yep, exactly.

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-10-2012, 10:32 AM
to respond to the OP.

....because we're the Chiefs, and we can't do anything right.
oh, and because we're retarded.

This.

rabblerouser
12-10-2012, 12:37 PM
The problem with that is that you assumed Daboll would be allowed to call anything other than a conservative passing game.

The #1 reason Daboll was brought in was because he would be a yes man.

He's calling the offense he's been told to call, plain and simple.


Zorn was passed over for OC because (surprise) he wasn't sold on Cassel.

Daboll probably choked on Pioli's semen a bit, but he said all the right things, i.e. 'I can win with Matt Cassel.'

LMAO

Frankie
12-10-2012, 05:42 PM
Serious question: what has Jim Zorn ever done that makes you think he'd be a good OC or eventual HC candidate?

When they hired Daboll and they already had Zorn on the staff, conventional wisdom dictates that they should have hired someone CLEARLY better than Zorn. Was Daboll CLEARLY a better choice?

This is not a validation of Zorn, it's an indictment of Daboll. tThere probably was a number of good hires they could have done for OC last year, but if Daboll, then why not just Zorn?

whoman69
12-10-2012, 05:51 PM
Part of the tree. Why does this organization do anything?