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zigbazah
12-11-2012, 04:12 PM
This thought just came into my head. If you eat a soup with no solids (creamy tomato, plain chicken broth), does it turn into crap or piss? My guess is whatever your body doesn't absorb gets shat out, right?

Buck
12-11-2012, 04:13 PM
Yes.

gblowfish
12-11-2012, 04:14 PM
I hate the on-season....

LiveSteam
12-11-2012, 04:25 PM
I hate the on-season....

LMAO

Detoxing
12-11-2012, 04:26 PM
The whole thing.

theelusiveeightrop
12-11-2012, 04:28 PM
Soup is retained internally until our death bed.

something cooler
12-11-2012, 04:36 PM
That's a good fucking question. I'd like a legit answer.

Fish
12-11-2012, 04:37 PM
Yeah, there's a little divider in there that says "Solids this way, liquids that way."

Sofa King
12-11-2012, 04:46 PM
This is how Chiefs fans spend their season.

listopencil
12-11-2012, 05:04 PM
Best Answer

Urine is 95% water. Here are some of the other ingredients found in normal urine:


urea
creatinine
uric acid
sodium
potassium
magnesium
calcium
ammonium
phosphates
sulfates

stonedstooge
12-11-2012, 05:08 PM
Read a biochem book tard

bevischief
12-11-2012, 05:13 PM
Sharts.

loochy
12-11-2012, 05:17 PM
The liquid part is extracted in your digestive system, leaving the solids and the fibers behind.

The viscosity of your poop depends completely on how well hydrated you are and how long that poop sits in your colon before emerging.

Deberg_1990
12-11-2012, 05:19 PM
How do newborns poop from formula?

bevischief
12-11-2012, 05:21 PM
Green.

loochy
12-11-2012, 05:21 PM
How do newborns poop from formula?

post # 13

seclark
12-11-2012, 06:16 PM
please explain corn...no, don't.
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something cooler
12-11-2012, 06:48 PM
it's such a damn complicated process

ChiefsNow
12-11-2012, 06:57 PM
cream corn poops out as whole kernel corn.

something cooler
12-11-2012, 06:58 PM
cream corn poops out as whole kernel corn.

that would trip me out

GloryDayz
12-11-2012, 07:04 PM
Ask Eric Winston, he's not doing anything.

hometeam
12-11-2012, 07:09 PM
Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

Whatever works.

listopencil
12-11-2012, 07:11 PM
please explain corn...no, don't.
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Your body can not break down the fibrous outer shell of a corn kernel because you lack the necessary enzyme.

seclark
12-11-2012, 07:23 PM
Your body can not break down the fibrous outer shell of a corn kernel because you lack the necessary enzyme.

another casualty of being a chiefs fan...thanks.
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zigbazah
12-11-2012, 07:30 PM
Even for cows, the outer skin of corn passes out. I've seen birds pick through the manure and eat it. Actually, that's a good picture of being a Chiefs fan this season.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-11-2012, 07:33 PM
I was once in a pretend band called Poop Soup but it wasn't a reference to eating soup and it turning into poop but more soup made from poop OR a runny or "soupy" poop.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 07:35 PM
This question really took me back...I used to sit in my brother's living room while he and his friends passed a joint/pipe/bong around and got high as hell...it was only a matter of time before someone said something like "Duuude. If, like, 2 sets of twins marry each other and have kids, would the kids be identical?"

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-11-2012, 07:36 PM
This question really took me back...I used to sit in my brother's living room while he and his friends passed a joint/pipe/bong around and got high as hell...it was only a matter of time before someone said something like "Duuude. If, like, 2 sets of twins marry each other and have kids, would the kids be identical?"

I've been in that group and the answer is yes... they would.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 07:54 PM
I've been in that group and the answer is yes... they would.

It's the best. And those questions are always asked during an exhale. "Dude, what if the first person who ever ate a poison berry was just allergic (INHALES) (Exhaling) and we're missing out on a really delicious berry?"

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-11-2012, 07:56 PM
It's the best. And those questions are always asked during an exhale. "Dude, what if the first person who ever ate a poison berry was just allergic (INHALES) (Exhaling) and we're missing out on a really delicious berry?"

LMAO

Braincase
12-11-2012, 09:34 PM
Best Answer

Urine is 95% water. Here are some of the other ingredients found in normal urine:


urea
creatinine
uric acid
sodium
potassium
magnesium
calcium
ammonium
phosphates
sulfates



I'm calling bullshit on this one. Beer isn't on this list anywhere.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-11-2012, 09:45 PM
I'm calling bullshit on this one. Beer isn't on this list anywhere.

LMAO

nice moves

Psyko Tek
12-11-2012, 10:23 PM
This thought just came into my head. If you eat a soup with no solids (creamy tomato, plain chicken broth), does it turn into crap or piss? My guess is whatever your body doesn't absorb gets shat out, right?

what is left over becomes your posts
jebus crispus, we gotta get better quality n00bs

:cuss:

La literatura
12-11-2012, 10:37 PM
Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

Whatever works.

That sounds like an STD. You should get checked.

listopencil
12-11-2012, 10:46 PM
I'm calling bullshit on this one. Beer isn't on this list anywhere.

Barley, hops, water and yeast.

Sorter
12-11-2012, 11:18 PM
Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

Whatever works.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megsoeffYZ1rkmuzco5_250.gif

mikey23545
12-11-2012, 11:33 PM
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something cooler
12-11-2012, 11:46 PM
Somebody should tell demonpenz that Leslie Mann just used the word fupa on Jimmy Kimmel live.

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 11:49 PM
I hate the on-season....

A whole winter, spring and summer... its boring and nauseous just trying to accept it... there better be a pot of gold at the end of this dirty rainbow.

Fairplay
12-11-2012, 11:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TAbV8.gif

Jiu Jitsu Jon
12-12-2012, 02:08 AM
Have you ever pooped in your cat's litter box? I bet that would really ruin his day.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 02:18 AM
Have you ever pooped in your cat's litter box? I bet that would really ruin his day.

LMAO

Dayze
12-12-2012, 07:44 AM
Soup is retained internally until our death bed.

LMAO

tooge
12-12-2012, 07:48 AM
depends if I just returned from central america or not. I went to Honduras about a month ago, and pooped soup for a solid week, er, not so solid, week.

bevischief
12-12-2012, 07:54 AM
depends if I just returned from central america or not. I went to Honduras about a month ago, and pooped soup for a solid week, er, not so solid, week.

You drank the water didn't you?

tooge
12-12-2012, 07:58 AM
no, I think it was the street food. Best damn street tacos I've ever had, and what they call baellas (egg and chorizo sausage and beens) in a tortilla for breakfast. Great food, but pooped like a sick goose for a week.

Kerberos
12-12-2012, 09:54 AM
I've pooped soup...It was Tortilla and Dingleberry condensed. If you want me to send you some I can. You just need to add one bowl of water. :)

Bowser
12-12-2012, 09:59 AM
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