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ghak99
12-11-2012, 07:51 PM
Someone needs to help this girl fulfill her fantasy.

POF - KCK... Don't get robbed.

I am looking for a guy who would be open to fulfilling a fantasy of my boyfriend and mine. He loves to watch me getting ****ed in the ass by another guy and I love it too. We are looking for a nice, respectful, honest guy who would be willing to help us with our fantasy and play by our rules. This is something we do together, so my boyfriend will always be watching or will be there. I dont do vaginal sex with other guys or kiss on the lips. Other than that we just like to have fun and would love to continue this fantasy that we have. Please dont message me unless you are serious about this. I am not looking for a relationship nor am I just looking to be with other guys in any way other than in this setting.

And pleasee dont just say "hey"...make me interested ;)

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/38/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855591.2.jpg

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/41/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855521.2.jpg

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/69/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855777.2.jpghttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/javascript<b></b>:%20B('http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/38/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855591.2.jpg','')

ClevelandBronco
12-11-2012, 07:57 PM
What the fuck, dude? Leave them alone. At least take down the photos.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 07:58 PM
Only wants it in the butt because she's swinging 8" down there. CP is not the place to post your selfies, tranny.

GloryDayz
12-11-2012, 07:58 PM
:eek:

DeezNutz
12-11-2012, 07:58 PM
What the ****, dude? Leave them alone. At least take down the photos.

Yeah, think of her dignity.

htismaqe
12-11-2012, 08:00 PM
I recognize that chick from somewhere.

DeezNutz
12-11-2012, 08:03 PM
I recognize that chick from somewhere.

You the boyfriend?

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 08:05 PM
I'd help her out, her boyfriend can even have some chocolate cream pie.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-11-2012, 08:05 PM
Pass.

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 08:05 PM
You the boyfriend?

I was thinking the girl

:)

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-11-2012, 08:07 PM
hey

htismaqe
12-11-2012, 08:08 PM
I was thinking the girl

:)

Seriously, looks like someone on TV or some shit.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-11-2012, 08:10 PM
hey
You're in?

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 08:11 PM
I like the lines they've drawn as a "couple"... tear her ass in half? acceptable, and indeed, thrilling.

Oral or vaginal? eeew NO... what kind of people do you think we are!

threebag02
12-11-2012, 08:15 PM
I'd help her out, her boyfriend can even have some chocolate cream pie.

Sounds like the boyfriend could jump in and be the "crust" so to speak. "Their Rules". He likes Hotdog Water splashed on his Chocolate Starfish.

LiveSteam
12-11-2012, 08:16 PM
varicose veins.
http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/41/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855521.2.jpg

htismaqe
12-11-2012, 08:17 PM
Who keeps an empty soap bottle on their bathroom sink?

Strongside
12-11-2012, 08:17 PM
varicose veins.
http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/41/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855521.2.jpg

Yup. She's carrying a xenomorph, f'sho.

threebag02
12-11-2012, 08:18 PM
varicose veins.
http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/41/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855521.2.jpg

PECKER TRACKS

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-11-2012, 08:19 PM
You're in?

She said not to just say hey so I had to break the rules. I think that means I'm out.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 08:19 PM
Tell her I am on my way.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-11-2012, 08:20 PM
Who keeps an empty soap bottle on their bathroom sink?

Girls who advertise for casual buttsecks on the internet.

LiveSteam
12-11-2012, 08:20 PM
PECKER TRACKS

SHIVER!

Strongside
12-11-2012, 08:20 PM
Someone email this broad and post the convo on here. We have nothing better to do than to degrade this poor, innocent couple that just so happens to like watching/receiving a piledriver to the rear chassis.

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 08:22 PM
Tell her I am on my way.

I don't think she would be into strap on's.

keg in kc
12-11-2012, 08:22 PM
Jesus.

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 08:23 PM
Jesus.

You think he would hit that?

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 08:24 PM
It gets better.

http://i.imgur.com/q4RDn.jpg

MIAdragon
12-11-2012, 08:25 PM
I recognize that chick from somewhere.

She looks like a chick off of the "Real World" from back in the day.

KC Tattoo
12-11-2012, 08:25 PM
Pro: You get to PIIHB

Con: Dude is watching you

Pro: No relationship responsibilty

Con: You play by their rules :whip:

Pro: You play by their rules :whip: (if your into that)

Another Pro: She may suck your dick

Con: If he joins in your schwarts may get twisted
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e323/HylianTom/Mel%20Brooks%20Gifs/schwarztwist.gif

Pro: Again you get to PIIHB

Con: You may get aids and die

Pro: It could be ...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e323/HylianTom/Mel%20Brooks%20Gifs/Kinky.gif

keg in kc
12-11-2012, 08:25 PM
You think he would hit that?He did say something about turning the other cheek. Plus all that stuff about fishes and loaves and water into wine. So why not.

threebag02
12-11-2012, 08:27 PM
You think he would hit that?

big nasty kcnut would bless it

Strongside
12-11-2012, 08:27 PM
Tell her I am on my way.

How 'bout now?
http://i.imgur.com/U98Z9.jpg

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-11-2012, 08:28 PM
Someone email this broad and post the convo on here. We have nothing better to do than to degrade this poor, innocent couple that just so happens to like watching/receiving a piledriver to the rear chassis.
Sounds like the perfect job for Clay.

htismaqe
12-11-2012, 08:28 PM
I don't think she would be into strap on's.

ROFL

keg in kc
12-11-2012, 08:29 PM
Is there something wrong with me (well, yes, there is, but let me continue) in that if I did somehow date despite myself I would not in any way, shape, or form encourage my girlfriend to get ****ed up the ass by anyone else, much less desire to watch said stranger (or not stranger) ass ****ing her?

threebag02
12-11-2012, 08:31 PM
They are into cuckolding.

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 08:33 PM
Sounds like the boyfriend could jump in and be the "crust" so to speak. "Their Rules". He likes Hotdog Water splashed on his Chocolate Starfish.

LMAO

Chief_For_Life58
12-11-2012, 08:34 PM
How 'bout now?
http://i.imgur.com/U98Z9.jpg

hahahaha

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 08:34 PM
How 'bout now?
http://i.imgur.com/U98Z9.jpg

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 08:34 PM
Is there something wrong with me (well, yes, there is, but let me continue) in that if I did somehow date despite myself I would not in any way, shape, or form encourage my girlfriend to get ****ed up the ass by anyone else, much less desire to watch said stranger (or not stranger) ass ****ing her?

What if it was another girl?

Strongside
12-11-2012, 08:35 PM
big nasty kcnut would bless it

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k58aIED71qbx51ho1_250.gif

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 08:37 PM
How 'bout now?
http://i.imgur.com/U98Z9.jpg

http://mlpchan.net/anon/src/1348766426675.jpg

Dallas Chief
12-11-2012, 08:37 PM
They are into cuckolding.

that shit is the worst, whether you meant to be involved in it or not

threebag02
12-11-2012, 08:39 PM
She won't do vaginal...because she has to tape her cock up.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 08:40 PM
OK, let's do this. Hang on.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 08:41 PM
She won't do vaginal...because she has to tape her cock up.

But for $5 and a bag of Orville Redenbacher's she'll hand-blast you with a fleshlight.

Rain Man
12-11-2012, 08:42 PM
It sounds like a great way to make new friends.

Demonpenz
12-11-2012, 08:42 PM
she's a slut with nuts no doubt.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 08:43 PM
OK, let's do this. Hang on.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Rc8k_D3yYoE/Tw4IyOKMysI/AAAAAAAAAls/awgasVzJMfA/s320/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 08:44 PM
OK, let's do this. Hang on.

This should be fun.

ghak99
12-11-2012, 08:47 PM
OK, let's do this. Hang on.

Don't mention wanting to film it.

Rain Man
12-11-2012, 08:49 PM
Might I suggest that you use a strategy of negotiation? Perhaps you can tell her that you will indulge her fantasy and follow all of her wishes, but the next day she needs to do the same for you.

When she asks, start with something reasonably acceptable like, "Do the anal thing again, but from [pick a position]. And there are a few more details, minor stuff."

When she asks about the details, start her with something relatively common like, "You're wearing handcuffs". Plus a few other details.

Keep her going, and keep getting more outrageous, but do it slowly. See how far you can get her to agree before she thinks you're the most disgusting pervert who ever walked the planet. I will give you rep if you can get her to Level 9, which involves, among other things, being observed by a group of masturbating women in burqas. And a few more details.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 08:53 PM
Profile created. Messaging.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 08:55 PM
Profile created. Messaging.

Tell her you don't have much girth...it'll slide right in.

threebag02
12-11-2012, 08:56 PM
Profile created. Massaging.

...

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 08:56 PM
Message delivered.

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 08:56 PM
This has.potential.

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 08:57 PM
This will be the highlight of tomorrow.

threebag02
12-11-2012, 08:57 PM
Tell her you don't have much girth...it'll slide right in.

"I've got the perfect size dick for anal sex."

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 08:58 PM
What website is she using Clay?

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 08:59 PM
Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 09:00 PM
LMAO

ghak99
12-11-2012, 09:00 PM
Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261

:LOL: :LOL:

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:01 PM
Ding! I got a message from another girl.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-11-2012, 09:01 PM
Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261
LMAO

Strongside
12-11-2012, 09:02 PM
Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is rich.

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 09:02 PM
ROFL Well done clay.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 09:03 PM
30 year old Man, 6' 4" (193 cm), Muslim

hahahahaha.

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 09:04 PM
Nice Muslim touch.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:05 PM
This is going well. having a pleasant convo with some girl in Atchison.

Munson
12-11-2012, 09:06 PM
Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261

Haha! LMAO

You need to find a way to fit "graded out perfectly" in your new profile.

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 09:07 PM
Grade out perfectly? ROFL

alpha_omega
12-11-2012, 09:08 PM
ROFL. I knew better than to click on this thread when I saw the title. Classic CP.

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 09:08 PM
This is going well. having a pleasant convo with some girl in Atchison.

Its a dude.

Hydrae
12-11-2012, 09:09 PM
And yet not one shot of her butt. :shrug:

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 09:10 PM
You are the whitest Muslim I know

Strongside
12-11-2012, 09:12 PM
This is going well. having a pleasant convo with some girl in Atchison.

What are you going to do when you show up to bone this girl and she realizes that you are, in fact, not a muslim at all?

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:13 PM
I'm amusing myself terribly. LMAO

Strongside
12-11-2012, 09:17 PM
I'm amusing myself terribly. LMAO

Clay just found a new hobby. I'm expecting weekly report threads...complete with gifs.

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 09:19 PM
Share the details clay

J Diddy
12-11-2012, 09:25 PM
Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261

That is fucking hilarious.
LMAO

Demonpenz
12-11-2012, 09:25 PM
sometimes gochiefs is really funny.

Demonpenz
12-11-2012, 09:26 PM
checking it down LMAO

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:26 PM
You ain't seen nothing yet. This girl really wants to bone FratMatt.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xLRUb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Nh75N.jpg

ChiefButthurt
12-11-2012, 09:30 PM
We need details.

Demonpenz
12-11-2012, 09:32 PM
omaha joke was off the chain.

ChiefButthurt
12-11-2012, 09:33 PM
Omaha...Omaha LMAOLMAO

ghak99
12-11-2012, 09:33 PM
LMAO LMAO I'm fucking rolling reading those messages.

Inmem58
12-11-2012, 09:34 PM
OMAHA OMAHA!!!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Munson
12-11-2012, 09:34 PM
Tell her you love the fetal position. LMAO

hometeam
12-11-2012, 09:35 PM
graded out perfectly!

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:38 PM
This is ridiculous. LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/e76ID.jpg

Chief_For_Life58
12-11-2012, 09:40 PM
hahahaha what a dumb bitch

keg in kc
12-11-2012, 09:41 PM
This is ridiculous. I think you lost her by this point.

hometeam
12-11-2012, 09:41 PM
Shes losing interest, she knows your a fuckin whack job~

Reerun_KC
12-11-2012, 09:43 PM
Holy shit dude.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:45 PM
welp, running low on lol

http://i.imgur.com/Sot46.jpg

Sannyasi
12-11-2012, 09:46 PM
That is amazing.

CoMoChief
12-11-2012, 09:49 PM
Only if I get to Godzilla-stomp on the model train set when we're finished.

KC Tattoo
12-11-2012, 09:50 PM
The double post was funny Q LMAO

T-post Tom
12-11-2012, 09:50 PM
Con: If he joins in your schwarts may get twisted

They call that "red vining", right?

T-post Tom
12-11-2012, 09:53 PM
Might I suggest that you use a strategy of negotiation? Perhaps you can tell her that you will indulge her fantasy and follow all of her wishes, but the next day she needs to do the same for you.

When she asks, start with something reasonably acceptable like, "Do the anal thing again, but from [pick a position]. And there are a few more details, minor stuff."

When she asks about the details, start her with something relatively common like, "You're wearing handcuffs". Plus a few other details.

Keep her going, and keep getting more outrageous, but do it slowly. See how far you can get her to agree before she thinks you're the most disgusting pervert who ever walked the planet. I will give you rep if you can get her to Level 9, which involves, among other things, being observed by a group of masturbating women in burqas. And a few more details.

I want to party with you, cowboy.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 09:58 PM
Wheeeeeeee

http://i.imgur.com/7jf1c.jpg

Sorter
12-11-2012, 09:58 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=143389263&page=1

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=145381751&page=1

ROFL enjoy

Sorter
12-11-2012, 09:59 PM
Wheeeeeeee

http://i.imgur.com/7jf1c.jpg

Oh my god LMAO

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 10:00 PM
Havent seen page six or seven yet, but this could be a true bolt from the blue late breaking candidate for HOF thread of 2012...

T-post Tom
12-11-2012, 10:02 PM
LMAO Well done, Clay.

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:03 PM
"I hate pressure"

Lost. ROFL

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 10:04 PM
Beloved Rose: I'm not a piece of ass, but why not have fun once in a while.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:05 PM
Annnd we're done.

http://i.imgur.com/frdUR.jpg

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:07 PM
LMAO:

"I used to go out with a Kirstie Tynes"

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:08 PM
Hopefully anal girl will get back to CheckingItDownToFuck!

Strongside
12-11-2012, 10:13 PM
Just checked back in to see how this turned out. Could not be happier.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:14 PM
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/148/41/1bzwdolil0qw52s44v2o0cbye260122876.2.jpg

DaKCMan AP
12-11-2012, 10:15 PM
Clay

:wayne:

Inmem58
12-11-2012, 10:16 PM
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/148/41/1bzwdolil0qw52s44v2o0cbye260122876.2.jpg

To skinny

/omaha

Strongside
12-11-2012, 10:17 PM
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/148/41/1bzwdolil0qw52s44v2o0cbye260122876.2.jpg

No bullshit I think this might be a friend of mine...looks like her and I recognize the room. Username!?

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:17 PM
Can we make a Daboll profile?

Strongside
12-11-2012, 10:20 PM
Can we make a Daboll profile?

That would attract some real winners.

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:24 PM
That would attract some real winners.

I think it might provide some lulz.

Strongside
12-11-2012, 10:24 PM
I think it might provide some lulz.

Tons...literally

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 10:24 PM
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/148/41/1bzwdolil0qw52s44v2o0cbye260122876.2.jpg

Slenderoni...

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:25 PM
Tons...literally

ROFL

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:36 PM
LMFAO

http://i.imgur.com/2Bb3O.jpg

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:37 PM
^^^http://i38.tinypic.com/1ovjut.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
12-11-2012, 10:38 PM
u should just bang her dude. she's desperate.

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:38 PM
No bullshit I think this might be a friend of mine...looks like her and I recognize the room. Username!?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40777590

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:39 PM
u should just bang her dude. she's desperate.

I don't even live in KC. LMAO

tk13
12-11-2012, 10:41 PM
Humanity is doomed.

Unsmooth-Moment
12-11-2012, 10:42 PM
Trollolololol

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:44 PM
Humanity is doomed.

Told you Cassel was a douche.

I wonder if any POF sluts would be interested in...the Chocolatiest Penis in the AFC West.

tk13
12-11-2012, 10:47 PM
I'll give you credit, you're definitely better than Romeo Crennel. He hasn't been able to get Matt Cassel to score in like 6 weeks.

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:51 PM
I'll give you credit, you're definitely better than Romeo Crennel. He hasn't been able to get Matt Cassel to score in like 6 weeks.

http://s5.tinypic.com/9gbvd2.jpg

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:51 PM
He didn't score. He got some pressure and immediately gave up.

dirk digler
12-11-2012, 10:54 PM
LMAO You are awesome Clay

LiveSteam
12-11-2012, 10:56 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAO

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 10:56 PM
did u guys get the jared allen joke

cus i really liked that one

Sorter
12-11-2012, 10:57 PM
did u guys get the jared allen joke

cus i really liked that one

I did chuckle at it

Count Zarth
12-11-2012, 11:06 PM
Here's a screenshot of the account in case it gets nuked.

http://i.imgur.com/0hPa6.jpg

Who wants the keys for round two? LMAO

Sorter
12-11-2012, 11:10 PM
Here's a screenshot of the account in case it gets nuked.

http://i.imgur.com/0hPa6.jpg

Who wants the keys for round two? LMAO

Can someone shoop these on Cassel?

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2012/12/analparty.jpg

Easy 6
12-11-2012, 11:17 PM
http://s5.tinypic.com/9gbvd2.jpg

Worst part about cruise, even in a "candid" interview, he's acting... Rock Hudrock.

/end bummer parade

DenverChief
12-11-2012, 11:58 PM
OMAHA! OMAHA! LMFAO ROFL :LOL: I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time this thread is epic and bound for the HOC

Fairplay
12-12-2012, 12:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jTMMR.gif

unnecessary drama
12-12-2012, 12:12 AM
I'd take a Cassholing.

listopencil
12-12-2012, 12:12 AM
Oh shit, Omaha got me.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 12:17 AM
"I'm not good with putting on hats"

ROFL

Fairplay
12-12-2012, 12:18 AM
Who wants the keys for round two? LMAO



Sorter was picked King noob let's see what he can do.

Big Smoke
12-12-2012, 12:37 AM
This is fucking hilarious! Is Sorter on? I think he needs a shot. Or Clay could go again.

Big Smoke
12-12-2012, 12:38 AM
I think a Dwayne Bowe one would be fantastic.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 12:40 AM
I think a Dwayne Bowe one would be fantastic.

Bowe, Daboll, maybe Winston lol

Big Smoke
12-12-2012, 12:40 AM
Let's keep this shit going!

Sorter
12-12-2012, 12:41 AM
This is ****ing hilarious! Is Sorter on? I think he needs a shot. Or Clay could go again.

If Clay wants me to take over the Cassel, I can this starting on Thursday. I think a Bowe one has potential though and I don't want to intrude on his baby.

Unsmooth-Moment
12-12-2012, 01:08 AM
Did you ever get a response from the corn hole girl in the OP?

teedubya
12-12-2012, 01:43 AM
Epic.

WhiteWhale
12-12-2012, 05:24 AM
I'll never understand what kind of guy wants to see the girl he loves fucked in the ass by a stranger.

mdchiefsfan
12-12-2012, 05:42 AM
This has potential.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-12-2012, 05:47 AM
ROFL Holy fuck! OMAHA! OMAHA! I lost, hard. This whole thread is full of win.

Make a profile that says "Takeitinthecasshole".

Sorter
12-12-2012, 05:54 AM
ROFL Holy ****! OMAHA! OMAHA! I lost, hard. This whole thread is full of win.

Make a profile that says "Takeitinthecasshole".

I think The plan is a Bowe, Daboll or Winston profile next unless anyone can come up with a better person.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-12-2012, 05:56 AM
Holy shit, I'm afraid of what troglodytes will come out of the woodwork for an Eric Winston profile. I'll bet they're all sickening, and disgusting.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 05:58 AM
Holy shit, I'm afraid of what troglodytes will come out of the woodwork for an Eric Winston profile. I'll bet they're all sickening, and disgusting.

I'm scared and excited at the same time. http://t.qkme.me/36f043.jpg

InChiefsHell
12-12-2012, 06:21 AM
I'll never understand what kind of guy wants to see the girl he loves ****ed in the ass by a stranger.

Haven't read the whole thread but I agree. I also think the level of depravity is unbelievable. So much so that I don't really believe this is a real thing.

I wouldn't be taking advantage of the offer regardless. That's just some sick sick shit.

bevischief
12-12-2012, 06:29 AM
Sounds like code for buttsex with 2 guys...

rabblerouser
12-12-2012, 06:46 AM
Haven't read the whole thread but I agree. I also think the level of depravity is unbelievable. So much so that I don't really believe this is a real thing.

I wouldn't be taking advantage of the offer regardless. That's just some sick sick shit.

yeah, but...

it IS funny.

And that stupid bitch gets what she deserves.

If the worst thing that happens from her advertising online for buttsex is that some middle-aged dudes fuck with her via her profile, I'd say she gets off lucky.

htismaqe
12-12-2012, 07:14 AM
Just checked back in to see how this turned out. Could not be happier.

I laughed so hard I cried.

Omaha! Omaha! ROFL

htismaqe
12-12-2012, 07:18 AM
Holy shit, I'm afraid of what troglodytes will come out of the woodwork for an Eric Winston profile. I'll bet they're all sickening, and disgusting.

They're not gladiators.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-12-2012, 07:26 AM
Still LMAO @ Checkingdowntofuk. I woke my wife up from across the house this morning, I was laughing so fucking hard.

tooge
12-12-2012, 07:41 AM
kids these days

durtyrute
12-12-2012, 07:42 AM
That sounds like the beginning of this story I posted awhile back. They too put an ad out for someone to fuck the wife......and that's when tragedy struck.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253450&highlight=axe+handle+while+kids+watch

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-12-2012, 07:43 AM
Mwahahahaaahahhahaa

tooge
12-12-2012, 07:44 AM
back when I was young, you had two walk two miles barefoot in the snow, uphill, to nail a gal in the ass. My have things changed.

Strongside
12-12-2012, 07:57 AM
back when I was young, you had two walk two miles barefoot in the snow, uphill, to nail a gal in the ass. My have things changed.

And even then, you had to put her in a well and make her apply lotion to her skin every 5 hours or so. Times have changed.

tooge
12-12-2012, 07:59 AM
And even then, you had to put her in a well and make her apply lotion to her skin every 5 hours or so. Times have changed.

yeah, isn't the intraweb awesome.

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 09:37 AM
If Clay wants me to take over the Cassel, I can this starting on Thursday. I think a Bowe one has potential though and I don't want to intrude on his baby.

You have the keys.

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 09:38 AM
Oh shit, got another message. Sorter, you can have her.

htismaqe
12-12-2012, 09:40 AM
Oh shit, got another message. Sorter, you can have her.

It's from the real Matt Cassel.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 09:40 AM
You have the keys.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthguj4IHl1ql141xo1_500.gif

Sorter
12-12-2012, 09:41 AM
It's from the real Matt Cassel.

LMAO

"Hey, can you guys like, please, stop this? Also, can you delete the stuff about the hat?"

mdchiefsfan
12-12-2012, 09:46 AM
Oh shit, got another message. Sorter, you can have her.

:popcorn:

Graystoke
12-12-2012, 09:48 AM
HOC Bound!

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 09:50 AM
Still LMAO @ Checkingdowntofuk. I woke my wife up from across the house this morning, I was laughing so fucking hard.

I'm pretty sure this thread is the singular combination of all Chiefsplanet is, was and ever will be.

http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/ac5/pisceseye12/Horror%20and%20gore/PINHEAD3animated.gif

Sofa King
12-12-2012, 10:12 AM
I'm going to be really disappointed if this turns out to be Clay as the girl as well. This is hilarious.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 10:19 AM
I'm going to be really disappointed if this turns out to be Clay as the girl as well. This is hilarious.

I'll make sure we message some new ones/respond to different girls.

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 10:22 AM
Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

Sorter
12-12-2012, 10:23 AM
Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

Since yesterday?

rabblerouser
12-12-2012, 10:23 AM
Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

She's not taking her sphincter very seriously.

bevischief
12-12-2012, 10:24 AM
Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

The gerbil is still stuck.

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 10:26 AM
Since yesterday?

Since forever. :(

Sorter
12-12-2012, 10:30 AM
Since forever. :(

Well I guess we'll be changing that tomorrow then. *rolls up sleeves*

Mr. Flopnuts
12-12-2012, 10:31 AM
Well I guess we'll be changing that tomorrow then. *rolls up sleeves*

DO YOUR WORST!!!

Sorter
12-12-2012, 10:31 AM
Since forever. :(

I'll find a pic of Cassel she can't refuse. Somewhere, it has to exist.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 10:32 AM
DO YOUR WORST!!!

Oh, it will be collective. Chiefsplanet is going to troll the hell out of this anal-loving gal.

htismaqe
12-12-2012, 10:34 AM
I'll find a pic of Cassel she can't refuse. Somewhere, it has to exist.

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/09/13/1221352753_3631/539w.jpg

rabblerouser
12-12-2012, 10:40 AM
need her profile link...

BigCatDaddy
12-12-2012, 01:39 PM
Okay. How many guys on CP already created accounts and messaged the sexuality frustrated chick to set up a meeting?

DenverDanChiefsFan
12-12-2012, 01:56 PM
Okay. How many guys on CP already created accounts and messaged the sexuality frustrated chick to set up a meeting?

Too late. She already hung herself in FL.

Strongside
12-12-2012, 01:59 PM
Too late. She already hung herself in FL.

CP claims another victim.

durtyrute
12-12-2012, 02:09 PM
Wait, isn't she a porn star?

htismaqe
12-12-2012, 02:21 PM
Wait, isn't she a porn star?

I fucking knew I had seen her before!

Raiderhader
12-12-2012, 02:25 PM
My God, ya'll are off the chain.

Saul Good
12-12-2012, 02:27 PM
I ****ing knew I had seen her before!

I knew I recognized that neck...and by "that neck", I mean "where the fuck is her neck? Don't people usually have necks? They do. I'm sure of it."

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 02:36 PM
My God, ya'll are off the chain.

http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hellraiser-7-deader-box-chains.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
12-12-2012, 02:39 PM
I find that oddly titilating.

Raiderhader
12-12-2012, 02:44 PM
http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hellraiser-7-deader-box-chains.jpg

Well played.

Raiderhader
12-12-2012, 02:48 PM
I find that oddly titilating.

I mean, I wouldn't say no if she said she wanted too.....

BIG_DADDY
12-12-2012, 02:52 PM
I don't kiss on the lips but I will let you fuck me in the ass why my boyfriend watches. Classic.

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-12-2012, 02:54 PM
Maybe she's into midgets

Saul Good
12-12-2012, 02:56 PM
I don't kiss on the lips but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches. Classic.

She's a regular "Pretty Woman".

Dayze
12-12-2012, 02:57 PM
I don't kiss on the lips but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches. Classic.

I don't kiss on the lips because that's nasty, but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches.

Saul Good
12-12-2012, 03:03 PM
I don't kiss on the lips because that's nasty, but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches.

To be fair:

My desire to fuck her in the ass while her boyfriend watches > my desire to kiss her on the lips.

ghak99
12-12-2012, 03:07 PM
To be fair:

My desire to **** her in the ass while her boyfriend watches > my desire to kiss her on the lips.

^ 100%

Dayze
12-12-2012, 03:07 PM
lol.

durtyrute
12-12-2012, 03:19 PM
Someone needs to help this girl fulfill her fantasy.

POF - KCK... Don't get robbed.

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/38/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855591.2.jpg

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/41/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855521.2.jpg

http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/69/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855777.2.jpghttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/javascript<b></b>:%20B('http://pics.pof.com/dating/143/38/4eat2k5etugf1vcrfn1wrxkt2252855591.2.jpg','')

Same girl?

http://images.scheeff.info/triple-penetration-for-dummies.jpg

theelusiveeightrop
12-12-2012, 03:21 PM
She has a proud mom somewhere

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 03:22 PM
No, that is not noted porn star Sasha Grey. LMAO

ghak99
12-12-2012, 03:25 PM
Looks close.. Is the chin the same?

durtyrute
12-12-2012, 03:25 PM
No, that is not noted porn star Sasha Grey. LMAO

And I thought Hawk was the porn king.

The first girl looks like a fatter version of the second.

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 03:26 PM
She nose whats up!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/147/98/1a2e104gmtccduzca30hvu4dz258291272.2.jpg

Dayze
12-12-2012, 03:27 PM
Sasha Grey is filthy.
or so I've heard.

durtyrute
12-12-2012, 03:29 PM
Sasha Grey is filthy.
or so I've heard.

From Cassel's Reckoning?

Dayze
12-12-2012, 03:29 PM
From Cassel's Reckoning?

uh...yeah. Yeah, that's who I heard it from.

durtyrute
12-12-2012, 03:30 PM
She nose whats up!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/147/98/1a2e104gmtccduzca30hvu4dz258291272.2.jpg

Yea, they have different mouths too.

durtyrute
12-12-2012, 03:30 PM
uh...yeah. Yeah, that's who I heard it from.

ROFL

crazycoffey
12-12-2012, 03:50 PM
I'll never understand what kind of guy wants to see the girl he loves fucked in the ass by a stranger.

I think it was her way of filtering in some way.

bevischief
12-12-2012, 04:11 PM
Adam and Eve has 50% off with the discount code babe100 at checkout...

gblowfish
12-12-2012, 04:27 PM
The Cassel chat is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Bravo.
We should do Eric Winston next, looking to do something sickening, disgusting and embarrassing.

theelusiveeightrop
12-12-2012, 04:34 PM
We need to help this girl get with wetnessa, the thread from a month back. Party.

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 05:30 PM
The Cassel chat is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Bravo.
We should do Eric Winston next, looking to do something sickening, disgusting and embarrassing.

Sick&Disgust4U

Lumpy
12-12-2012, 05:36 PM
Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

(LMAO @ this thread, btw.)

Saul Good
12-12-2012, 06:30 PM
Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

(LMAO @ this thread, btw.)

So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

Raiderhader
12-12-2012, 06:55 PM
So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

LMAO

Lumpy
12-12-2012, 07:05 PM
So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

Stay classy, Saul.

Sorter
12-12-2012, 07:57 PM
The Cassel chat is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Bravo.
We should do Eric Winston next, looking to do something sickening, disgusting and embarrassing.

I'm in.

Easy 6
12-12-2012, 08:04 PM
Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

Chubby chicks trying to hide their midsection.

Dallas Chief
12-12-2012, 10:05 PM
wtf happened to ghak? didn't he start this parade of shame?

FAX
12-12-2012, 10:14 PM
There isn't a lot that can be said in a situation like this ... other than ...

... I would like to nominate this young lady for the 2012 Girl Who Wants It In The Anus ChiefsPlanet Award.

FAX

Count Zarth
12-12-2012, 10:18 PM
... I would like to nominate this young lady for the 2012 Girl Who Wants It In The Anus ChiefsPlanet Award.

FAX

Luv's undefeated streak comes to an end.

DeezNutz
12-12-2012, 10:19 PM
Chubby chicks trying to hide their midsection.

Omaha, Omaha!

Stad
12-12-2012, 10:39 PM
That Omaha line had me rolling.

LMAO

Gonzo
12-12-2012, 10:45 PM
So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

Got your PM. No eye contact. See you at 11.

Gonzo
12-12-2012, 10:47 PM
Oh, and bring some Boon's Farm and diet Shasta

ghak99
12-13-2012, 12:22 AM
wtf happened to ghak? didn't he start this parade of shame?

I'm over here in the corner rolling on the floor laughing.

You need something?

Crush
12-13-2012, 12:22 AM
Is it just me that noticed the "afterwards, I will stab you in the fucking kidneys" gleam in her eyes?

Saul Good
12-13-2012, 06:15 AM
Got your PM. No eye contact. See you at 11.

No problem. #yourrules

bevischief
12-13-2012, 07:30 AM
Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

(LMAO @ this thread, btw.)

Pregnant?

Dallas Chief
12-13-2012, 08:00 AM
I'm over here in the corner rolling on the floor laughing.

You need something?

Nope. Take a fucking bow my man. Classic OP!

Big Smoke
12-13-2012, 08:05 PM
Bump.

Hoping for Eric Winston next.

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-13-2012, 08:09 PM
Nobody get a nibble from the OP yet? Cmon studs.

ThaVirus
12-13-2012, 08:11 PM
Nobody get a nibble from the OP yet? Cmon studs.

Tell her about your 9 inch cocks and six-figure bank accounts, fellas.