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el borracho
12-13-2012, 01:20 PM
(CNN) -- She arrived on a suspicious flight. Her story didn't sound right. And then there was the blood ... under her breasts.

An airport security check in Spain led to an operating table for a passenger -- where, authorities said, they found she had tucked packs of cocaine in her breast implants.

The Panamanian citizen landed at Barcelona's Prat airport on a so-called "hot flight," one that came from a destination known for drug trafficking -- in this case Bogota, Colombia.

Ninety percent of cocaine trafficked into the United States, for example, comes from Colombia, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

The passenger came under the scrutiny of security agents, who weren't satisfied with the vague answers she kept giving about why she was in town, Spain's interior ministry said.

Her behavior aroused the suspicion of officers that she might be carrying drugs either in her luggage or on her.

When a female officer patted down the woman, she found bloodied bandage material under the passenger's breasts. The gauze, the officer found, was covering incisions. And the breasts were hiding "a white foreign material."

Fresh breast implants, the suspect mustered an explanation. Must not have healed up right.

The story didn't convince police, who hauled her off to a hospital.

"There, a medical team extracted a bag-shaped prosthesis from each breast containing a white pasty substance," the ministry said.

Cocaine. Nearly 1.4 kilograms (3 lbs) of it.

Pure cocaine goes for about $35,000 a pound, according to the DEA.

The expensive implants landed her in jail.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/13/world/europe/spain-cocaine-breast-implant/index.html

Phobia
12-13-2012, 01:22 PM
Obviously from Panama, Florida.

mdchiefsfan
12-13-2012, 01:22 PM
Tits with coke in them? Charlie Sheen's woman, no doubt.

WV
12-13-2012, 01:28 PM
This story is tits!

FAX
12-13-2012, 01:29 PM
Since when does pure Columbian cocaine go for $35k a pound?

FAX

Saul Good
12-13-2012, 01:30 PM
Tits with coke in them? Charlie Sheen's woman, no doubt.

This is the woman of my dreams.

big nasty kcnut
12-13-2012, 02:00 PM
Thou what if they fuck up and she dont have drug would they patch her back up.

listopencil
12-13-2012, 02:04 PM
Thou what if they **** up and she dont have drug would they patch her back up.

No, they'd just leave her to bleed to death on the operating table.

durtyrute
12-13-2012, 02:23 PM
Ninety percent of cocaine trafficked into the United States, for example, comes from Colombia, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.


How do they know that, yet we still have a drug problem. Maybe they let some of it slide?

Frosty
12-13-2012, 02:28 PM
Busted!

shitgoose
12-13-2012, 02:31 PM
Pretty sure i saw this on a tv show. I think it was nip/tuck

Dayze
12-13-2012, 02:32 PM
she's a bonafide Jugs smugler.

listopencil
12-13-2012, 02:34 PM
How do they know that, yet we still have a drug problem. Maybe they let some of it slide?

They have to get a mailing address when they sell them the guns.

durtyrute
12-13-2012, 02:40 PM
They have to get a mailing address when they sell them the guns.

:D

Dartgod
12-13-2012, 02:49 PM
And the breasts were hiding "a white foreign material."

The goal line at Arrowhead?

seclark
12-13-2012, 03:09 PM
motorboat:thumb:
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tooge
12-13-2012, 03:12 PM
there's a mother jugs and speed joke in here somewhere

mikey23545
12-13-2012, 03:12 PM
Obviously from Panama, Florida.

Yeah, if the tits were full of meth you could tell she was from Missouri...

oldman
12-13-2012, 03:29 PM
Since when does pure Columbian cocaine go for $35k a pound?

FAX

Inflation from the Miami Vice days? Maybe that's street value.

KC native
12-13-2012, 03:33 PM
Since when does pure Columbian cocaine go for $35k a pound?

FAX

Since the DEA and other LEOs started inflating values to get headlines.

KC native
12-13-2012, 03:35 PM
Inflation from the Miami Vice days? Maybe that's street value.

No. It's made up DEA prices.

Saul Good
12-13-2012, 04:29 PM
How do they know that, yet we still have a drug problem. Maybe they let some of it slide?

We know that 100% of bank robberies happen at banks. Why can't we stop them?

KCUnited
12-13-2012, 04:34 PM
Yeyo them titties are ruined after all this.

Saul Good
12-13-2012, 04:35 PM
No. It's made up DEA prices.

Street value

http://www.kgbanswers.com/how-much-is-street-value-1-pound-of-cocaine/21376665

crazycoffey
12-13-2012, 04:40 PM
So the TSA and customs added x-ray machines AND motorboat stations.....