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Gonzo
12-13-2012, 07:39 PM
This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

something cooler
12-13-2012, 07:43 PM
I'm booked at the holiday inn apocalypse night so my first day of the end of the world should be swell.

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 07:43 PM
I'm booked at the holiday inn apocalypse night so my first day of the end of the world should be swell.

Enjoy the rape!

Baconeater
12-13-2012, 07:48 PM
I'm just going to head over to your place.

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 07:50 PM
I'm just going to head over to your place.

Beer and ribs... Bring them.

seclark
12-13-2012, 07:50 PM
i'm thinkin i'm gonna pick up a 12-pack tomorrow.
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Count Alex's Losses
12-13-2012, 07:52 PM
If the Mayans were right all that shit won't help you.

BigRedChief
12-13-2012, 07:52 PM
This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?I will just take a little gas concoction that I have and put you down and take your shit.:D

Baconeater
12-13-2012, 07:56 PM
Beer and ribs... Bring them.
What's the weather supposed to be like for the Apocalypse? Is it going to be nice enough to fire up the smoker?

TribalElder
12-13-2012, 07:57 PM
I'm hittin the midland for twisted xmas like fuck the world lets party.

demonhero
12-13-2012, 08:01 PM
12 weapons in my arsenal, and I plan on going all Vietnamese up in here. Eating dogs, cats, snakes, and anything and everything that crawls.

pr_capone
12-13-2012, 08:06 PM
have guns... will eat.

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 08:19 PM
If the Mayans were right all that shit won't help you.

Sheeeit. What problem can't be solved with a fucking 12 gauge and some Sterno?

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 08:24 PM
What's the weather supposed to be like for the Apocalypse? Is it going to be nice enough to fire up the smoker?

I figure if its nice enough for you to travel, we can smoke ribs and drink beer.

Cheater5
12-13-2012, 08:26 PM
AR15
.308 Win
12 gauge
.45
.40
.38
.22
Mucho ammo

22 acres in SC with a pond, 800sqft cabin that is solar powered with a compost toilet, surrounded by thousands of acres of trees owned by Westvaco (no neighbors to speak of within 2 miles).

Otter
12-13-2012, 08:26 PM
Sheeeit. What problem can't be solved with a ****ing 12 gauge and some Sterno? Apparently not many... There are many instances of people drinking Sterno to become intoxicated. Bluesman Tommy Johnson admitted to the practice in his song Canned Heat Blues recorded in 1928.[3] The practice is said to have become popularized during the Great Depression in hobo camps, or "jungles", when the Sterno would be squeezed through cheesecloth or a sock and the resulting liquid mixed with fruit juice to make "Jungle Juice" or "Squeeze".[4] The 1956 American documentary On the Bowery includes footage of three homeless men straining Sterno cooking fuel to make "squeeze" and then drinking the alcohol. [5] In an article for the Journal of the American Medical Association in 1961, Capt. James H. Shinaberger, MC writes about a study of three people who had suffered methanol poisoning as a result of drinking Sterno. One of the patients, "had been drinking Sterno for about a week and had been in the city prison for 48 hours when severe abdominal pain and vomiting occurred".[6] In December 1963, a rash of 31 deaths in Philadelphia's homeless population were traced to a local store that knowingly sold Sterno to people for them to consume and get drunk.[7]

Aries Walker
12-13-2012, 08:49 PM
For the horde of zombies, yes.

- Second-floor apartment with single point of access and sturdy front door
- Eight-foot fiberglas pole, suitable for conversion into pole arm
- Plenty of duct tape for the above
- Heavy leather and chain mesh body armor
- Thick leather helmet with face mask
- Israeli riot shield
- Three-pound ball-peen hammer
- Pakistani fighting knife
- Bowie knife
- Tomahawk
- Sword

For the other scenarios, as it turns out, or when I start getting hungry . . . not so much.

Baconeater
12-13-2012, 08:55 PM
I figure if its nice enough for you to travel, we can smoke ribs and drink beer.
Apparently they're calling for the possibility of fire raining from the sky so I'll have to get there early. I hope you have a covered patio.

Sorter
12-13-2012, 09:16 PM
I posted this in the DC a few days ago to no response. It appears the Apocalypse has already begun. http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/07/world/asia/japan-earthquake/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Bump
12-13-2012, 09:24 PM
I'm not gonna start prepping until I move out of Boston. But I plan to.

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 09:32 PM
Apparently they're calling for the possibility of fire raining from the sky so I'll have to get there early. I hope you have a covered patio.

See, I'm not feeling the whole, "Armageddon" type scenario here. I'm thinking its going to be a whole, "As we know it" type of thing. We get smacked with a few EMP's and everyone's back to wind-up phones and they're printing the Sears Roebuck catalogs again.
It'll be a whole "Kevin Costner in a mailman's uniform" type of apocalypse. If that goes down, I'm ready to go. I'll be claimed "Emperor of the Midwest" and then quietly I train my army to take over those wheat-grass loving hippies in Cali.
It'll be great. Sign up now and I'll designate you as head of my "Department of Boobies."

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 09:34 PM
I'm not gonna start prepping until I move out of Boston. But I plan to.

You can be the head of my "Department of happy grass and Doritos" if you'd like.

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 09:36 PM
I posted this in the DC a few days ago to no response. It appears the Apocalypse has already begun. http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/07/world/asia/japan-earthquake/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Oh and since you're one supreme talent around here seems to be posting well-timed Gifs...
Your job will be to sit next to me and draw flip-books on post-it notes all day.
You down?

Mr_Tomahawk
12-13-2012, 09:37 PM
Why the hell does it have to happen on a Friday? Give us the weekend at least...

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 09:40 PM
I'll hire FAX as my official Limerick composer. Clay will be my official Skank Slapper. Phobia will be in charge of building decks on my new mansion.

Gonzo
12-13-2012, 09:41 PM
Gonztopia?

Lumpy
12-13-2012, 09:41 PM
Gonzo, if you want to be pleased daily by a bunch of hairy dudes, go for it. I'll pack along my Lumpy Fun Toy Box, head East, and trade my lovin' for food and shelter.

Oh, and I'm taking my compound bow and some arrows.

Sorter
12-13-2012, 09:43 PM
Oh and since you're one supreme talent around here seems to be posting well-timed Gifs...
Your job will be to sit next to me and draw flip-books on post-it notes all day.
You down?

WTF else am I going to do? LMAO

I do have a few GIFs saved, so that might keep us occupied for a few hours, depending on electricity/my computer isn't destroyed by earthquakes/hurricanes/flood/rhinos/fat girls from restaurants

LiveSteam
12-13-2012, 09:43 PM
12 weapons in my arsenal, and I plan on going all Vietnamese up in here. Eating dogs, cats, snakes, and anything and everything that crawls.

I like this. I'll bring the Red devil & beer

Sorter
12-13-2012, 09:48 PM
12 weapons in my arsenal, and I plan on going all Vietnamese up in here. Eating dogs, cats, snakes, and anything and everything that crawls.

In Global Warming Soviet Russia, snake eats you!!!!!!


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dmahurin
12-13-2012, 09:57 PM
Several large caliber rifles
Several .22 rifles and pistols
Several various caliber pistols
2 shotguns
Crossbow with 10 spare strings and 75 bolts
Enough ammo to supply Somalian rebels for months
Various edged weapons of varying sizes and styles
2500 feet of 550 cord cut into 250 feet bundles
Axes
Fire starting equipment
1 years worth of food
Enough water purification tablets to purify 500 gallons
And I'm sure somewhere I have a partridge in a pear tree

I think I should do alright in the apocolyspe

Edit: I also have a large medical/first aid kit similar to what paramedics carry

Psyko Tek
12-13-2012, 11:05 PM
This thread is for everything apocalypse. Zombie, nukes, plague, EMP or whatever. I'm including a poll to see who's prepared and who's screwed. Here's my current inventory:

3 weeks worth of canned goods.
One case of MRE's (on order).
2 Sterno stoves.
12 bottles of propane.
2 Propane heaters. (One for large bottles, one for small)
One month supply of bottled water.

several shotguns, (five of which are interchangeable).
Several large caliber rifles.
3 large caliber muzzle-loaders.
2 .22 caliber rifles.
A lot of ammo. (I'm not telling Obama how much, either).
3 compound bows.
50+ Arrows.
Clothing, sanitary and medical/first aid supplies.
5 tinfoil hats so the Koreans can't read my thoughts.

What's in your stockpile? Anyone else ready for this shit to go down?

got tin foil for the hat
some smokes
30 pack of beer ,
charcoal ,
and steaks
SHOW ME THE APOCALYPSE bitches

cabletech94
12-13-2012, 11:15 PM
the mayans didn't account for leap year(s).

it already passed us.

nobody likes a math geek scully.
/mulder

dmahurin
12-14-2012, 05:36 AM
http://www.lindonfarms.com/

Buckets of food with a 25 year shelf life. You can buy buckets of different sizes or you can do a monthly delivery with 1 bucket a month on an auto bill cycle. Food storage made simple for those who want to be prepared. :thumb:

Chiefs=Good
12-14-2012, 06:49 AM
zombie makeup kit.

bevischief
12-14-2012, 07:36 AM
I have enough food for several months and I will loot the liquor store and bar about 2 blocks from my house and the other liquor store 4 blocks away.

KC Tattoo
12-14-2012, 09:04 AM
Ya know Ronnie, people who save hundreds of dollars by switching to GEICO sure are happy.

http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy58/triobelial/ZOMBIELAND/757ac088.jpg

And how happy are they Jimmy?

http://i1033.photobucket.com/albums/a420/mydrjavier/zl2.gif

I'd say happier than a Zombie Clown during a Zombie Apocalypse

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn105/Tragus621/zombieland.jpg

He does look happy

~Get happy. Get GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

loochy
12-14-2012, 09:10 AM
If you think you are prepared then you aren't prepared.

Flachief58
12-14-2012, 10:57 AM
I have enough guns & ammo to get more guns & ammo

burt
12-14-2012, 11:16 AM
Gonzo, if you want to be pleased daily by a bunch of hairy dudes, go for it. I'll pack along my Lumpy Fun Toy Box, head East, and trade my lovin' for food and shelter.

Oh, and I'm taking my compound bow and some arrows.

I have both of those things....just sayin'!!