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MOhillbilly
12-13-2012, 10:11 PM
And the horse fucking sucks.


Spoiled little motherfucker.

And I got a cat. Goddamn thing claws my ass every time I sit on a milk crate.
I hate cats. But I saved the bastard from my dog...wait for it.....







Twice.

Demonpenz
12-13-2012, 10:12 PM
Never look a Gift Cat in the mouth.

Crush
12-13-2012, 10:13 PM
Send it to the glue factory.

MahiMike
12-13-2012, 10:14 PM
sick the boar on 'em.

JASONSAUTO
12-13-2012, 10:16 PM
Lol
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Shogun
12-13-2012, 10:16 PM
you gonna eat it?

MOhillbilly
12-13-2012, 10:16 PM
Send it to the glue factory.

Link?

listopencil
12-13-2012, 10:17 PM
Name the horse Elway and name the cat Peyton. Do it. You know you want to.

J Diddy
12-13-2012, 10:17 PM
Have you some Catsup with Horseradish.

Demonpenz
12-13-2012, 10:22 PM
gt

Easy 6
12-13-2012, 10:23 PM
Cats are spiteful, self absorbed creatures and are not to be trusted.

It can sense your weakness in giving it too many chances...

Groves
12-13-2012, 10:23 PM
Time for some horse-trading.

Munson
12-13-2012, 10:25 PM
Stop horsing around and rip the cat's claws out.

cosmo20002
12-13-2012, 10:34 PM
And the horse ****ing sucks.


Spoiled little mother****er.


Teach it to dance.

Psyko Tek
12-13-2012, 11:01 PM
Cats are spiteful, self absorbed creatures and are not to be trusted.

It can sense your weakness in giving it too many chances...

so are women

RedDread
12-13-2012, 11:02 PM
You got a horse just for fucking?

Sorter
12-13-2012, 11:03 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/i-should-buy-a-horse-head-mask-cat.jpg

Bump
12-13-2012, 11:04 PM
your horse is gay. You know what it likes to eat?

Haaaaaaaayyy

CoMoChief
12-13-2012, 11:06 PM
Only type of good cat is a fucking dead one.

Shogun
12-13-2012, 11:06 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/i-should-buy-a-horse-head-mask-cat.jpg

I have a horse head lol

Thig Lyfe
12-13-2012, 11:21 PM
Did you get the horse from War Horse? Cuz that horse was definitely an asshole.

KcMizzou
12-13-2012, 11:28 PM
Look at his horse.

His horse is amazing.

Buehler445
12-13-2012, 11:30 PM
Time for horsey horse to play on the interstate?

Seriously. Dump it. Now. Whatever loss you take will easily be made up in hay savings.

Oh. And the cat needs to meet Mr. Coyote. And by Mr Coyote I mean Mr. Plinker. And by Mr Plinker I mean your .22. And by meet I mean get shot by.

But yeah. Tell them it was a Coyote.

T-Town
12-14-2012, 12:36 AM
Antifreeze for both.

NJChiefsFan
12-14-2012, 02:30 AM
Stop sitting on milk crates.

Silock
12-14-2012, 02:32 AM
Your horse fucks AND sucks? Sounds like you got yourself a bargain right there.

dannybcaitlyn
12-14-2012, 06:56 AM
Sounds like LOVE too me!

MOhillbilly
12-14-2012, 08:39 AM
Time for horsey horse to play on the interstate?

Seriously. Dump it. Now. Whatever loss you take will easily be made up in hay savings.

Oh. And the cat needs to meet Mr. Coyote. And by Mr Coyote I mean Mr. Plinker. And by Mr Plinker I mean your .22. And by meet I mean get shot by.

But yeah. Tell them it was a Coyote.

Two year old female. Fucker is buddy sour.

loochy
12-14-2012, 09:02 AM
gt

wtf is that bulbous thing on the back of the horse?

Dave Lane
12-14-2012, 09:05 AM
Grind its bones.

seclark
12-14-2012, 09:27 AM
LMAO at this thread.
i understand the horse deal...had to go through it myself when the kids were little. i hated that nag. wife and kids could climb all over her, but whenever i got near her she'd bite, kick, buck, etc. took 2 or 3 years before they all got bored w/her so i sent her on her merry ****in way.

as for the cat, you live in the country...you now how to deal w/it.
hahaha
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boogblaster
12-14-2012, 10:08 AM
horses are easier to stump break ... enjoy .....

ndws
12-14-2012, 10:28 AM
Time for horsey horse to play on the interstate?

Seriously. Dump it. Now. Whatever loss you take will easily be made up in hay savings.

Oh. And the cat needs to meet Mr. Coyote. And by Mr Coyote I mean Mr. Plinker. And by Mr Plinker I mean your .22. And by meet I mean get shot by.

But yeah. Tell them it was a Coyote.

Sure its about a buck a shot, but the 270 is MUCH more satisfying. So I've heard.

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2012, 10:36 AM
You crack me up dude.

BigOlChiefsfan
12-14-2012, 11:26 AM
Start carrying a carrot in your front pants pocket when you go to the barn. Horses like a carrot, pony will come around. And meanwhile...you could get a better reputation with the ladies. "Shoot, looks like MOhillbilly be packing! His woman be lucky!" And by the time they find out different, it's too late. Win win.

There ain't no way to accomodate an asshole cat. If it's catching mice, or the kids like it, just toughen up. Otherwise, go catfishing.

ndws
12-14-2012, 11:30 AM
Start carrying a carrot in your front pants pocket when you go to the barn. Horses like a carrot, pony will come around. And meanwhile...you could get a better reputation with the ladies. "Shoot, looks like MOhillbilly be packing! His woman be lucky!" And by the time they find out different, it's too late. Win win.

There ain't no way to accomodate an asshole cat. If it's catching mice, or the kids like it, just toughen up. Otherwise, go catfishing.

If you want a bribe, go with a peppermint candy or even a can of cheap beer. I've raised alot of horses in my life and the number of them that wouldn't take a carrot, but would a candy, always surprised me.

bevischief
12-14-2012, 11:30 AM
Antifreeze. This place is slipping.

Bump
12-14-2012, 11:32 AM
I had a couple of horses growing up on a ranch. The ****ing bitch killed my dog and then tried to kill me by taking off full gallop or sprint or whatever, right under a tree. I had to jump off or the tree limb would have met my face.

rageeumr
12-14-2012, 11:40 AM
Does the horse look like this?

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash3/50234_134089879973345_318_n.jpg

ndws
12-14-2012, 11:45 AM
Sell that horse to Eric Berry

durtyrute
12-14-2012, 11:48 AM
Everytime i see the title of this thread, I read it as "So, I'm fucking a horse"

true story

Iowanian
12-14-2012, 11:49 AM
I too am the proud owner of a wonder-pony.

If that thing gets hit by lightening, some tears will be shed, but mine will be joy.

Biting sonnabitch is lucky I feed it.

ndws
12-14-2012, 12:03 PM
I too am the proud owner of a wonder-pony.

If that thing gets hit by lightening, some tears will be shed, but mine will be joy.

Biting sonnabitch is lucky I feed it.

An old timer once told me to boil a potato, and while its still nuclear hot, wrap your arm in cloth and place the potato there, in a presentable manner for the little bastard to take a bite of. He'll think twice again. Old timers dont always have the most PC methods, but they sure seem to be damn effective.

seclark
12-14-2012, 02:40 PM
An old timer once told me to boil a potato, and while its still nuclear hot, wrap your arm in cloth and place the potato there, in a presentable manner for the little bastard to take a bite of. He'll think twice again. Old timers dont always have the most PC methods, but they sure seem to be damn effective.

nice. and you're also correct on the beer. i'd have to give 3cans before i could get a saddle on her.
only rode her once, and that was when i bought her...on the way home, across the river.
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