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Braincase
12-17-2012, 05:39 PM
A contract courier has shown up at your doorstep with the news you have long expected. A long lost uncle has left you his billions. It's on a new yacht currently harbored in an exclusive, reclusive port in the Florida Keys. The money is in the safe in the form of Visa gift cards and gold bricks. The ship has a captain, already on retainer, and staff on salary, all wages, benefits and incremental performance raises already arranged in advance.

You fly down to claim your prize, and as you approach this fine yacht, Jimmy Buffet calls over to you from the deck of his adjacent craft, smiles then yells. "You are one lucky sunovabitch!" Whatcha gonna name her?"

Well... you lucky sunovabitch... what are you going to name her?

Fried Meat Ball!
12-17-2012, 05:40 PM
The Mr. Beaumont.

Rain Man
12-17-2012, 05:41 PM
The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.

Shogun
12-17-2012, 05:41 PM
Jenny II

Superturtle
12-17-2012, 05:42 PM
Chimpanzee Polar Bear Lion.

OnTheWarpath58
12-17-2012, 05:42 PM
The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.

LMAO

TRR
12-17-2012, 05:42 PM
There's only one name....

Sexual Chocolate.
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OnTheWarpath58
12-17-2012, 05:42 PM
The SS Date Rape.

O.city
12-17-2012, 05:45 PM
Either:

A: The Millennium Falcon
B: The Raider of the Lost Ark
C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit

Otter
12-17-2012, 05:45 PM
Peace of mind please

Bwana
12-17-2012, 05:48 PM
The "Beaver Squeezer"

Psyko Tek
12-17-2012, 05:51 PM
Either:

A: The Millennium Falcon
B: The Raider of the Lost Ark
C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit

Milwaukee Falcon

Cause I am Nebraska Brewer, and i would have less shits to give than a honey badger

PRIEST
12-17-2012, 05:52 PM
Lucky Sunovabitch of course.

jiveturkey
12-17-2012, 06:27 PM
Chalupa Batman

theelusiveeightrop
12-17-2012, 06:39 PM
Fear and Loathing

Ceej
12-17-2012, 06:39 PM
The Twat Yacht.

LiveSteam
12-17-2012, 06:40 PM
The Triple XXX . With some hot pin up girl airbrushed below it. Like they did on B-17s back in the day.

Oh & mirrors. Lots & lots

sd4chiefs
12-17-2012, 06:42 PM
Sugar Daddy

Chief_For_Life58
12-17-2012, 06:44 PM
The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.
this.
thread. over.

threebag02
12-17-2012, 06:45 PM
TDIGTSI

threebag02
12-17-2012, 06:47 PM
The Twat Yacht.

How about Twacht

listopencil
12-17-2012, 06:49 PM
The Free Trader TANSTAAFL

Ceej
12-17-2012, 06:49 PM
How about Twacht

LMAO

Well done.

HoneyBadger
12-17-2012, 06:53 PM
The Friend-Ship

MIAdragon
12-17-2012, 07:03 PM
What ever the next owner wants after I sell it. Fuck boats.

GloryDayz
12-17-2012, 07:09 PM
* Do-Over (Life)
* Gas, Grass or Ass, NO Free Rides!
* Whore
* F*** Pioli, SOC
* ..|..

alanm
12-17-2012, 07:21 PM
Lucky Sunovabitch of course.This.

GloryDayz
12-17-2012, 07:24 PM
What ever the next owner wants after I sell it. **** boats.

Your avatar is awesome! She can come on the boat!

mdchiefsfan
12-17-2012, 07:34 PM
To the ship!

Saulbadguy
12-17-2012, 07:41 PM
Boat

threebag02
12-17-2012, 07:43 PM
Dinghy

keg in kc
12-17-2012, 07:45 PM
Same Ship Different Day

Renegade
12-17-2012, 08:38 PM
n00b or SOC

Pablo
12-17-2012, 09:00 PM
Pussy pontoon.

Ebolapox
12-17-2012, 09:19 PM
HMS Beagle

SS Minnow

Spott
12-17-2012, 09:23 PM
I'd take the money, name the boat BuffetSucksBallz and then set it on fire because getting rid of a boat is one of the greatest things you can ever do.

MVChiefFan
12-17-2012, 09:35 PM
The SS Chiefs Front Office Aboard This Boat On Their Way To Antarctica

pr_capone
12-17-2012, 09:50 PM
Slice of Life

quailchaser
12-17-2012, 09:50 PM
The "Beaver Squeezer"

Hahaha!!!

A Salt Weapon
12-17-2012, 09:55 PM
I named mine A Salt Weapon.
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Prison Bitch
12-17-2012, 10:48 PM
OUR TIME

DaneMcCloud
12-17-2012, 11:09 PM
Billions?

"She's yours, Jimmy!". From there, I head to the airport, hop on my G IV and head wherever I want.

Fuck the ocean. :D

cardken2
12-18-2012, 03:20 AM
Big Jim Slade

Sofa King
12-18-2012, 05:27 AM
The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.

LMAO

The SS Date Rape.

I see what you did there.

How about Twacht

LMAO

Boat

AMAZING

Al Bundy
12-18-2012, 05:33 AM
SS Matt Cassel

InChiefsHell
12-18-2012, 05:51 AM
My dad and I refurbished a sailboat years ago. I wanted to name it Richard III since my dad and I shared that name. He told me that the nickname for Richard III was Dirty Dick.

So that's what we called it. If I ever own another boat, that'll be it's name.

Zeke
12-18-2012, 08:22 AM
I agree: Fire Pioli, SOC

Dave Lane
12-18-2012, 08:25 AM
Sold to another sucker.

Steron
12-18-2012, 08:35 AM
Mark Castle. That way I wouldn't hit water if I fell out of it.


Or maybe What Wife?

ptlyon
12-18-2012, 08:50 AM
"Arrowhead", cuz I'd like it to be peaceful & quiet on the water

Chief Roundup
12-18-2012, 08:54 AM
SS Not Mine

kepp
12-18-2012, 09:07 AM
Either:

A: The Millennium Falcon
B: The Raider of the Lost Ark
C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit

Kessel Run

patteeu
12-18-2012, 09:13 AM
Billions?

"She's yours, Jimmy!". From there, I head to the airport, hop on my G IV and head wherever I want.

**** the ocean. :D

This sounds like a good answer although Rain Man's had some appeal too.

whoman69
12-18-2012, 01:03 PM
SS Enterprise NCC 1701

tooge
12-18-2012, 01:33 PM
either
1. Seafood (Dangerfields boat from Caddyshack)
2. How's my ass taste now?

tooge
12-18-2012, 01:34 PM
How's my AFT TASTE?

ptlyon
12-18-2012, 01:36 PM
How's my AFT TASTE?

Figured you'd say DATS SOME GOOD SQUIRREL

But that is an awesome name!

threebag02
12-18-2012, 03:34 PM
Cash, Grass, Oar Ass

REDHOTGTO
12-18-2012, 06:10 PM
B reak
O ut
A nother
T housand

i dont wanna boat so i'll give it to the 10th caller, who cares i got billions i'll write it off!

Otter
12-18-2012, 06:15 PM
Algorythem

patteeu
12-18-2012, 06:53 PM
My other boat is a Chevette.

chasedude
12-18-2012, 07:30 PM
The Flesh Torpedo... looking for it's Pink Tuxedo!