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ChiefsandO'sfan
12-19-2012, 12:27 AM
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Poor kid.


Sorry if Q

AussieChiefsFan
12-19-2012, 12:33 AM
lol was the second half of that video really necessary?

FAX
12-19-2012, 12:34 AM
I think that video should be titled, "Golden Eagle Snatches Doll Stuffed With Hamburger Meat."

FAX

Gravedigger
12-19-2012, 12:34 AM
Think if that eagle actually pulled it off, I would be absolutely dumbfounded if I saw a bird carry a child off into the sky.

Fritz88
12-19-2012, 12:37 AM
Stesuna comment in youtube

LMAO

Superturtle
12-19-2012, 12:43 AM
Damn nature, you scary.

SNR
12-19-2012, 01:11 AM
I will prey for the family

AussieChiefsFan
12-19-2012, 01:12 AM
I will prey for the familyhttp://forums.allkpop.com/attachments/iseewhatyoudidthere-jpeg.9885/

SNR
12-19-2012, 01:14 AM
If the eagle had actually gotten the kid, somebody would have to tell the organist at the funeral not to play "And I will lift you up on eagles wings"

La literatura
12-19-2012, 01:20 AM
If the eagle had actually gotten the kid, somebody would have to tell the organist at the funeral not to play "And I will lift you up on eagles wings"

Raise you up.

But . . . that's hilarious.

SNR
12-19-2012, 01:23 AM
Raise you up.

But . . . that's hilarious.
Ah, my bad. And I'm actually an organist is the sad thing :doh!:

To be fair, though, I use the same photocopied sheet with my own scribblings on it whenever I need to play it. I almost never take it out of the hymnal (if it's even in a particular church's hymnal)

teedubya
12-19-2012, 02:05 AM
We need to ban eagles. Where is the eagle control?

SNR
12-19-2012, 02:08 AM
We need to ban eagles. Where is the eagle control?

Cute joke. You have a real talont for humor

Guru
12-19-2012, 02:09 AM
Uh oh, Hollywood will be all over this. Attack of the Eagles. It will be the 1950's all over again.

With a sequel...
To catch a predator.

SNR
12-19-2012, 02:11 AM
Where's AussieChiefsFan? Somehow "Oy! Golden eagle ate mah baby!" doesn't have the same ring to it

AussieChiefsFan
12-19-2012, 02:17 AM
Where's AussieChiefsFan? Somehow "Oy! Golden eagle ate mah baby!" doesn't have the same ring to it:rolleyes:

Fritz88
12-19-2012, 02:36 AM
SNR

LMAO

FAX
12-19-2012, 02:36 AM
When a baby emits an odor similar to that of a small, forest mammal, you can expect this kind of thing to happen.

Let this be a lesson to you parents; Sniff your baby. And if your baby smells like a hedgehog, do not take them out of doors.

FAX

Guru
12-19-2012, 02:38 AM
Where's AussieChiefsFan? Somehow "Oy! Golden eagle ate mah baby!" doesn't have the same ring to it

Gives a whole nother meaning to put anotha shrimp on the barbie.

AussieChiefsFan
12-19-2012, 02:39 AM
Gives a whole nother meaning to put anotha shrimp on the barbie.Funny thing about that saying. No one (in Australia atleast) calls them Shrimp.

Guru
12-19-2012, 02:41 AM
Funny thing about that saying. No one (in Australia atleast) calls them Shrimp.

So what do you call them

AussieChiefsFan
12-19-2012, 02:43 AM
So what do you call themPrawns

Al Bundy
12-19-2012, 04:16 AM
Cute joke. You have a real talont for humor

I see what you did there.

notorious
12-19-2012, 06:43 AM
Wow, that would have been a horrific death.


Eagles don't fuck around.

notorious
12-19-2012, 06:44 AM
Prawns

Is that why the aliens on District 9 are called Prawns?



Mind = Blown

suds79
12-19-2012, 07:12 AM
lol was the second half of that video really necessary?

:LOL: I know. I had the feeling of the guy in the video when I was watching it. "oh sh!t".

Then I just had to laugh as the music queued up.

Dayze
12-19-2012, 07:14 AM
I'm glad the kid is ok; but I thought it was badss. Eagles don't fuck around.


when I went to Elmendorf AFB in Alaska while attached to my F/A-18 squadron for an exercise, the base had a bald eagle refuge thing; like some had 1/2 a wing due to being shot off, or similar stuff. truly amazing birds. I was speechless.

ForeverChiefs58
12-19-2012, 07:19 AM
Prawns

Let's put anotha prawn on the barbie

Doesn't have the same ring.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-19-2012, 07:21 AM
lol was the second half of that video really necessary?

ROFL Yeah, that was dumb. I laughed though.

notorious
12-19-2012, 07:27 AM
The eagle scream was awesome.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-19-2012, 07:30 AM
The eagle scream was awesome.

Yeah, that's where I started laughing hard. This actually gives me an idea for a t-shirt line.

Fat people are harder to be eagle snatched!

notorious
12-19-2012, 07:33 AM
Yeah, that's where I started laughing hard. This actually gives me an idea for a t-shirt line.

Fat people are harder to be eagle snatched!

Just the word "Snatch" makes me chuckle.

mdchiefsfan
12-19-2012, 07:38 AM
It's fake.

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Brainiac
12-19-2012, 07:44 AM
It's fake.

How does that prove that the original video is a fake?

Reerun_KC
12-19-2012, 07:50 AM
Probably should put a ban on Eagles....

Tribal Warfare
12-19-2012, 07:54 AM
We need to ban eagles. Where is the eagle control?

A Great Pyrenees would fix that

Frazod
12-19-2012, 08:04 AM
We need to ban eagles. Where is the eagle control?

I was going to post this, but you beak me to it.

mdchiefsfan
12-19-2012, 08:24 AM
How does that prove that the original video is a fake?

You dont see the baby levitating after the claws are no where near the baby?

Also look at how jerky the motions are with the baby being picked up, the motion appears off

allen_kcCard
12-19-2012, 08:45 AM
Kid was too fat /omahaeagle

The Iron Chief
12-19-2012, 08:47 AM
You dont see the baby levitating after the claws are no where near the baby?

Also look at how jerky the motions are with the baby being picked up, the motion appears off

Yeah though its fun to imagine for a split second watch as the kid continues to climb after hes been released..its just not fluid.

loochy
12-19-2012, 08:48 AM
I guess he got a visit from Santa Claws this Christmas

Mr. Laz
12-19-2012, 09:39 AM
Damn nature, you scary.

I hate Big Nature

Mr. Laz
12-19-2012, 09:40 AM
Kid was too fat /omahaeagle

LMAO

Molitoth
12-19-2012, 09:49 AM
Kid was too fat /omahaeagle

Lol
Cp never let's me down.

Fish
12-19-2012, 12:06 PM
How does that prove that the original video is a fake?

Well if that doesn't prove it, this likely will:

Both the eagle and the kid were created in 3D animation and integrated in to the film afterwards.

http://www.studiodaily.com/2012/12/centre-nad-reassures-montrealers-no-danger-of-being-snatched-by-a-royal-eagle/

PACHIEFSFAN
12-19-2012, 01:08 PM
While working at Leavenworth penitentiary, an officer wearing a knit hat with a white fuzzy ball on top got attacked by an owl. The owl most likely thought he had an easy rabbit snack. Owls don't f**k around either.

Sorter
12-19-2012, 01:11 PM
That video might be fake, but this sure as fuck is not.

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A GE could easily snatch your infant and then proceed to flip you the bird with its talons.

Predarat
12-19-2012, 01:13 PM
That damn basbird needs to stay away from kids.

cosmo20002
12-19-2012, 01:31 PM
That video might be fake, but this sure as **** is not.

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A GE could easily snatch your infant and then proceed to flip you the bird with its talons.

That's just don't seem right. Poor little doggie.

Sorter
12-19-2012, 01:32 PM
That's just don't seem right. Poor little doggie.

Personally, I think the fact the drag goats off cliffs to their deaths and sometimes don't even eat them is a little more off.

Setsuna
12-19-2012, 01:41 PM
Stesuna comment in youtube

LMAO

lol what?

Dayze
12-19-2012, 01:43 PM
that's crazy!

Superturtle
12-19-2012, 02:10 PM
Wow. Fuck a shotgun, Ill just take a golden eagle deer hunting.

Dayze
12-19-2012, 02:15 PM
we obviously need more Eagle control.

loochy
12-19-2012, 02:36 PM
we obviously need more Eagle control.

we obviously need more Q control

ROYC75
12-19-2012, 02:42 PM
Probably should put a ban on Eagles....

No, Great group, Awesome music, back when music was, music.

Sorter
12-19-2012, 03:00 PM
we obviously need more Eagle control.

These bastards could have really helped Frodo.

Flachief58
12-19-2012, 03:10 PM
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Fish
12-19-2012, 03:18 PM
These bastards could have really helped Frodo.

It was that asshole Gandalf...

http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/1011/62234051241701878992511.jpg

Sorter
12-19-2012, 03:21 PM
^^LMAO

Hoover
12-19-2012, 03:23 PM
Would make for an awesome start to a movie.

Eagle nabs baby, raises it as its own, and becomes so sort of super hero.

Demonpenz
12-19-2012, 03:24 PM
Fowl play.

Demonpenz
12-19-2012, 03:25 PM
Could you imagine how fucked a goalpost would be if it grabbed a baby? /Matt Cassell

Sorter
12-19-2012, 03:26 PM
Could you imagine how fucked a goalpost would be if it grabbed a baby? /Matt Cassell

You're an asshole. Some of us are drinking. LMAO

http://www.perivision.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spit-take-meme.jpg

journeyscarab
12-19-2012, 03:28 PM
Would make for an awesome start to a movie.

Eagle nabs baby, raises it as its own, and becomes so sort of super hero.

Something like this?

http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww77/Tuarisbucket/1149713316_568dfb60fc.jpg

Groves
12-19-2012, 04:58 PM
Easiest sign of the fake is that the eagles wing appears to be closer to the camera than the adult bending over the other kid.

alnorth
12-19-2012, 05:01 PM
If birds were as large as medium-sized dogs, we'd all be killed by now. Birds are very mean.

Sorter
12-19-2012, 05:11 PM
If birds were as large as medium-sized dogs, we'd all be killed by now. Birds are very mean.

Dinos would wreck our shit.

Well, until we had evolved to develop guns.

Demonpenz
12-19-2012, 09:05 PM
Its a good think Larry bird was mostly flightless.

SNR
12-19-2012, 09:09 PM
The mom's favorite song?

Hotel California

KcMizzou
12-19-2012, 10:08 PM
Yeah, that's where I started laughing hard. This actually gives me an idea for a t-shirt line.

Fat people are harder to be eagle snatched!Also makes it all the more difficult to escape Mordor once you get there.

There are pros and cons.

MotherfuckerJones
12-19-2012, 10:13 PM
Cut Its Fu**ing Head Off!

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=water+boy+cut+his+head+off&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1180&bih=680&tbm=isch&tbnid=0ioYP_2X-Q7PjM:&imgrefurl=http://www.nwsrt4.com/showthread.php%3F16193-Want-to-smooth-out-my-ROUGH-RIDE!/page2&docid=YZ25kiYr7kkRbM&imgurl=http://michaellouiscalvillo.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/waterboy_2.jpg&w=446&h=260&ei=op7SUPa9PIT68gSJioC4Aw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=477&vpy=136&dur=176&hovh=171&hovw=294&tx=153&ty=65&sig=105154748493453250506&page=1&tbnh=134&tbnw=224&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:96

AussieChiefsFan
12-19-2012, 10:15 PM
Cut Its Fu**ing Head Off!

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=water+boy+cut+his+head+off&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1180&bih=680&tbm=isch&tbnid=0ioYP_2X-Q7PjM:&imgrefurl=http://www.nwsrt4.com/showthread.php%3F16193-Want-to-smooth-out-my-ROUGH-RIDE!/page2&docid=YZ25kiYr7kkRbM&imgurl=http://michaellouiscalvillo.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/waterboy_2.jpg&w=446&h=260&ei=op7SUPa9PIT68gSJioC4Aw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=477&vpy=136&dur=176&hovh=171&hovw=294&tx=153&ty=65&sig=105154748493453250506&page=1&tbnh=134&tbnw=224&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:96<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7aXuCaGHOmc?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bump
12-19-2012, 10:22 PM
Dinos would wreck our shit.

Well, until we had evolved to develop guns.

Dinosaurs, or Jesus' horses, were friendly enough to let man ride them, at least the raptors.


Dad, did dinosaurs really exist?

Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn't call them "dinosaurs" back then, but instead they were known as "leviathans" or "behemoths".

But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true?

Of course not, son.

Then how old are they?

Well, let's see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve's family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That's simple logic, son.

Oh. So that means they were on Noah's Ark?

Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark.

Huh. So how come scientists say they're older than that? and died way before Jesus?

Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don't have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die-
Dad!

No I'm serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.

That's sad. But I thought scientists were smart?

Sure, but they don't know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible.
I don't want to be a scientist!

Ha! That's ok, son. It's better to be right, than smart. C'mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad?

Yeah!

Mr. Laz
12-20-2012, 08:47 AM
Prank video: students admit faking clip of Golden eagle snatching a toddler in Canada


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/9754774/Prank-video-students-admit-faking-clip-of-Golden-eagle-snatching-a-toddler-in-Canada.html

J Diddy
12-20-2012, 09:19 AM
Kid was too fat /omahaeagle

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