If Matt Cassel was...

[Hammock Parties]

Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.

http://i.imgur.com/TRRhZsel.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If Matt Cassel were an internet bulletinboard poster he would be GoChiefs.

[Hammock Parties]

If Matt Cassel were an internet bulletinboard poster he would be Petegz28.

FYP

[RealSNR]

If Matt Cassel were a QB he'd be Scott Mitchell

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

FYP

Why would you care enough to change it? You're Go Walrus.

[Rasputin]

You mean like this dog?
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac276/dtools22/Fail.jpg

[Phobia]

If Matt Cassle were soda, he would be New Coke. Can you imagine what would have happened if CocaCola had insisted on keeping New Coke around for 4 years? I'll bet they had more money buried in the marketing, branding, and development of that product than the Chiefs had in Matt.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If Matt Cassel were president he'd be GWB.

Off to D.C.!

[DMAC]

If Matt Cassel were poop, he'd be diarrhea.

[Hammock Parties]

If Matt Cassel were a forum, he'd be fatchatter.

http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo111/emmylou1516/oh-snap.gif

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If Matt Cassel were a beer he'd be Weidemans Light.

If Matt Cassel were a reality tv star he'd be Honey Boo Boo's mom

If Matt Cassel were an NFL quaterback he'd be the backup to Brady Quinn

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a disease... he would be cancer.

If Mark Kasl were an animal... he would be a common shrew (smallest penis on any mammal on earth).

If Mark Kasl were a candy... he would be black licorice.

If Mark Kasl were a whore... he would be Frankie's mom.

[AussieChiefsFan]

If Matt Cassel were a QB, he'd be Matt Cassel.

[Sofa King]

If Matt Cassel was a sheep in a slightly collapsed pocket, he'd be this sheep.



<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SIaFtAKnqBU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Hammock Parties]

If Matt Cassel was a woman who decided to try competing in track and field:

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1295259061_woman-high-jump-fail.gif

[RealSNR]

If Matt Cassel had three wheels he wouldn't be a tricycle. He'd just be a piece of poop with three wheels sticking out of it.

[Rasputin]

If Matt Cassell were a vagina he'd be Octomoms vagina.

[Marty Mac Ver 2.0]

If Matt Cassel were an NBA coach he'd be Lakers HC Mike D'Antoni

[cosmo20002]

If Castle was a thread on CP, he'd be the one where each poster adds three words to the post above it.

If Castle was a segment ESPN, he would be Mock Draft with Mel Kiper.

[GoShox]

If Matt Cassel was a golfer, he'd be Charles Barkley:

http://gifsoup.com/view/164877/charles-barkley-golf-swing-o.gif

[AdumbGuy]

If Matt Cassel was a urinal cake, he'd be scott pioli

[RINGLEADER]

If Matt Cassel was science-fiction he'd be the Star Wars holiday special...

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a baseball player... he would be Michael Jordan.

[Rasputin]

This kind of tree

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/bluefreak77/2006-04-05/ecdc.jpg

[CrazyPhuD]

If Matt Cassel was a kicker he'd be Lin Elliot.

[AussieChiefsFan]

If Matt Cassel were a kicker he'd be Lin Elliot.:Lin:

[big nasty kcnut]

If Matt Cassel was a movie he would be ishtar.

[Rambozo]

If matt Cassel was a fish, he would be a tuna.

[KCUnited]

If Matt Cassel was an equestrian he'd be Christopher Reeve.

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a neighborhood watch captain, he would be George Zimmerman.

[DaKCMan AP]

If Matt Cassel were a country, he'd be North Korea.

[Tom_A_Hawk]

If Matt Cassel was an attention whore, he would be Clayton

[KCUnited]

If Matt Cassel was an album he'd be St. Anger.

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was a penis, he'd be John Bobbit's.

If Matt Cassel was pudding, he would be tapioca.

If Matt Cassel were a popsicle, he would be banana flavored.

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a convict... he would be the cell block bitch.

[BullJunkandIron]

If Mass Casshole was a glacier he would be the one the Titanic hit. Because Mattie destroys great things.

[QuikSsurfer]

Matt Cassel takes on the stairs

http://i.minus.com/ikff7FTcv4jJK.gif

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a Looney Tunes character... he would be Wile E. Coyote

[QuikSsurfer]

A usual Cassel evening

http://i.minus.com/imOtDgYHEJT3y.jpg

[KCUnited]

If Matt Cassel were a vegetable he'd be Terri Schiavo.

[Ace Gunner]

If Cassel were POTUS he'd be appointed by default & his name would be Gerald Ford
http://www.cah.utexas.edu/photojournalism/graphics/presidents/ford/bigpics/Ford_10.jpg

[notorious]

If Cassel played college ball, he would be a TE.


Oh, wait.

[BigMeatballDave]

If he were a corporation, he'd be Enron.

If he were a disease, he'd be Necrotizing fasciitis of the scrotum.

[tooge]

If matt cassel were a car, he'd be a yugo

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was a kid, he would be Vern from Stand by Me.

http://eriktroyerskoog.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/vern.png

[notorious]

If Cassel were a disease, he would be AIDS.

[Rambozo]

If Matt cassel were toliet paper, he would be the cheap, 1 ply kind.

[Strongside]

http://cdn.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/penguifall.gif

[BigMeatballDave]

If he were a woman, he'd be Denise.

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a method of birth control... he would be a broken condom.

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were an internet service provider... he would be webtv.

[Strongside]

If Matt Cassel were a real NFL quarterback, he'd be Brady Quinn.

[BigMeatballDave]

If Matt were a dog... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Sam_dog.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel were a computer, he would be the Commodore 64.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

In test studies, Matt Cassel is the placebo.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

In test studies, Matt Cassel is the placebo.

Check that. Dex is the placebo. Matt is the condition being studied.

[Ceej]

If Matt Cassel played college basketball he'd play in the BIG10 who enjoy running the Prevent Offense and no points are scored.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel were currency, he would be the Dong.

[Chief Faithful]

Matt Cassel takes on the stairs

http://i.minus.com/ikff7FTcv4jJK.gif

:LOL: Remember Jake Plummer? :LOL:

[pr_capone]

A slight change to the format...

Mark Kasl is to fans what Jerry Sandusky is to kids.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Matt Cassel is to QB's what Bernard Madoff is to investors.

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were President of the US... he would be Jimmy Carter.

[Swanman]

If Mark Castle was an HBO show, he would be John From Cincinnati.

[DMAC]

If Matt Cassel was in an attic,

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/daily-morning-awesomeness-244.jpg?w=500&h=400

[BigMeatballDave]

Matt is to QBs, what Rosie O'Donnel is to ugly.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel were an ISP he'd be America Online.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Mark Kasl were an internet service provider... he would be webtv.

Doh! I Q'd. :(

[Swanman]

If Cassel was a golf movie, he would be Caddyshack II.

[DMAC]

If Matt Cassel was a sequel, he would be Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.

[Swanman]

If Mark Castle was a Star Wars character, he would be an Ewok raping Jar Jar.

[Rasputin]

If Matt Cassel were a crocodile hunter he'd be Steve Irwin

http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww82/jasminification/Steve.gif

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel were a tattoo, he'd be on hometeam's chest.

[BigMeatballDave]

If Matt were the POTUS, he'd be Obama.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel were a CP poster, he'd be Blackbob.

[pr_capone]

If Matt were the POTUS, he'd be Obama.

already done and with a MUCH worse prez.

[Red And Yellow]

If Matt Cassel was a band he'd be a ''one hit wonder''

[BigMeatballDave]

already done and with a MUCH worse prez.

Ooo, I hit a tender spot...

:)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel were a mock drafter, he'd be chiefscafan.

[KC_Lee]

If Matt Cassel were a computer, he would be the Timex Sinclair 1000.

FYP. The Commodore 64 was a decent system back in the day.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

FYP. The Commodore 64 was a decent system back in the day.

Showoff.

[KC_Lee]

Showoff.

:thumb:

But back to the topic at hand.

If Cassel were a dumpster he would be on fire.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a gun, he'd be

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was an 80's Nintendo Character, he'd be Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel was an 80's Nintendo Character, he'd be Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

:clap: Way to go Matt Cassel!

[FlaChief58]

If he were a singer, he'd be Rebecca Black

[FlaChief58]

If he were a planet, he'd be pluto

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel smoked, he'd smoke Virginia Slims.

If Matt Cassel smoked marijuana, he'd smoke oregano.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a ship, he'd be the titanic

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was a sexual act, he would be a dirty sanchez.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a sandwich, he'd be bologna & government cheese on a hotdog bun

[KC_Lee]

If Matt Cassel was an 80's Nintendo Character, he'd be Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

Matt Glassel perhaps?

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was a ninja, he would wear the white ninja suit.

If Matt Cassel was a pirate, he would be dead.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a stripper, he'd be working the wednsday morning shift

[FlaChief58]

If he were a fish, he'd be a guppie

[tooge]

If Matt Cassel were a doggie door ramp, he'd be made by PrCapone

[tooge]

If Matt Cassel were an airplane, he'd break apart in mid air

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel wants to continue his career as a "football player," he will have to join the Village People.

http://images2.mtv.com/shared/media/images/amg_covers/200/drf300/f367/f36728zr6cw.jpg?width=200&height=200&enlarge=false&matte=true&matteColor=black&quality=0.85

[pr_capone]

Ooo, I hit a tender spot...

:)

Not at all. I doubt anyone would disagree that Obama > Carter though. I was calling you out on your Q... not on your choice of prez.

:D

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel were a Thanksgiving dish, he would be Oyster Stuffing.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a horse, he'd be dollar store glue

[KCUnited]

If Matt Cassel was in Wilson Phillips he'd be Carnie.

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was a Cowboy, he would tuck his pants into his boots.

[KC_Lee]

If Matt Cassel was a movie he would be either Waterworld or Ishtar.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a fruit, he'd be a Durian

[FlaChief58]

If he were fireworks, he'd be

[brorth]

If Matt Cassel was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

[Nightfyre]

If Matt Cassel was a walrus, he would be Romeo Crennel.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Matt Cassel was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Sha!

[FlaChief58]

If he were a TV show, he'd be the biggest loser

[Bowser]

If Matt Cassel was a social networking site, he'd be Friendster.

[BigMeatballDave]

If Matt were a message board, he'd be the Orangemane.

[BigMeatballDave]

If Matt created retarded YouTube podcasts, he'd be Barry's Koolaide

[Frazod]

If Matt Cassel were a Thanksgiving dish, he would be MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S RUNNY/LUMPY MASHED POTATOES.

FYP

[ChiefRocka]

If Cassel was in a porn, he'd be the "1 cup"

[tooge]

If matt cassel lived in florida, he'd pleasure himself when you shot at him

[Red And Yellow]

If Matt Cassel was toilet paper he would be sandpaper

[FlaChief58]

If he were pot, he'd be mexican ditch weed

[FlaChief58]

If he were wine, he'd be Mad dog 20/20

[loochy]

If Mark Kasl were a whore... he would be Frankie's mom.

This doesn't make sense. I thought she was exceedingly good at that, not terrible at it.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a badass, he'd be me.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a forum on ChiefsPlanet, he'd be D.C.

[Red And Yellow]

If matt cassel was in the Olympics
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/knCj92zA0tU?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a pro wrestler, he'd be The Shockmaster

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a bone... he would be Joe Theismann's leg.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a political idea, he'd be gun control

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a chromosome... he would be an additional 21st. (cause of Downs Syndrome)

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a QB he'd be Matt Cassel....>>WTF

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a woman, he'd be Rosie o Donnell

[bevischief]

If Matt Cassel was a beer he would be Natural Light.

[Red And Yellow]

If Matt Cassel was a news reporter
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dwHpBwAxDIs?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was an NFL franchise he'd be the Chiefs

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was a tattoo, he would be a heart that has "Mom" written on it.

http://media.inktastic.com/thumbnail/954/542/32/32542954.1.png

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was social media he's be Twitter

[Red And Yellow]

If Matt Played this game he would still lose... because he would fumble
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/connect_2Done.thumbnail.jpg

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a golfer, he'd be Charles Barkley:

http://gifsoup.com/view/164877/charles-barkley-golf-swing-o.gif

LMAO

is that real?

[crazycoffey]

If Casshole was a singer, he'd be Rebecca Black, getting ready for the weekend weekend

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was in a hair band, he would be in Flock of Seagulls.

[loochy]

if matt cassel was an NBA player, he'd be Shawn Bradley

http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/shawn-bradley.jpg

[FlaChief58]

If Casshole was a singer, he'd be Rebecca Black, getting ready for the weekend weekend

Q

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a smell, he'd be vinegary body odor

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel were good music, he'd be a Spice Girl

[crazycoffey]

Q

If Matt was a repost he'd be this one

[Rambozo]

I Matt Cassel was a Crayon, he would be a brown one that is broken.

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel were a football field, he'd be Astroturf.

If Matt Cassel were a band, he'd be Matchbox 20.

If Matt Cassel were currency, he'd be a $2bill

If Matt Cassel were a beer, he'd be Cammo

If Matt Cassel were a Chiefs football forum, he'd be Arrowhead Pride

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a brand of invisible tape, he'd be LePage's

http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/300/226192716.jpg

[Dayze]

I Matt Cassel was a Crayon, he would be a brown one that is broken.

LMAO

or Peach.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a KC Suburb, he'd be Independence

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a BMW, he'd be an apricot one /runs for cover :D

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel were a Chistmas gift, he'd be socks.
If Matt Cassel was a law enforcement officer, he'd be Barney Fife.
If Matt Cassle was an American car, he'd be a Chevette.

If Matt Cassel was a sex machine, he'd be GoChiefs.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a Chiefs draft strategy, he'd be passing on Geno Smith at #1.

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a great Sit Com, he'd be Happy Days.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a TV newsanchor he'd be Katie Couric

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was an Olympic Skier, he'd be Sony Bono

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a model, he'd be Kirstie Tynes.

If Matt Cassel was a nurse, he'd be badgirl.

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a model, he'd be Kirstie Tynes.

If Matt Cassel was a nurse, he'd be badgirl.

LMAO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If Cassel was a Doctor he'd be Kevorkian

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel were a thief, he'd be Midnight Vulture.

If Matt Cassel was an ISP, he'd be AOL

If Matt Cassel was a hot dog, he'd be a Bar-S.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If Cassel was a GM he'd value Center as the most important position

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a safety he'd be Sabby Piscatelli

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a pristine lawn, he'd be crabgrass.

[Rambozo]

If matt Cassel were a dancer, he would be a Clogger.

http://www.wildcountrycloggers.com/clogging.jpg

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a piece of workout equipment, he'd be a Shake Weight

[Clyde Frog]

If Matt Cassel were a girl, he'd be the cunty, fat one who cock blocks you from banging her hot friend at the end of the night

If Matt Cassel were a cell, he'd be cancer

If Matt Cassel were a commissioner, he'd be Roger Goodell

If Matt Cassel were a LT, he'd be Tony Mandarich

If Matt Cassel made the pro bowl, he'd be an alternate

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a self righteous, religious phony, attention whoring, murdering linebacker that is only accepted because he's good, he'd be Ray Lewis.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel thought the government orchestrated Sandy Hook and 9/11, he'd be a moonbat

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a prison escapee or skipped parole, he'd be a Raiders fan.

If Matt Cassel was a Ski Resort, he'd be Kansas

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

If Matt Cassel was Rex Ryan's QB. The tattoo of his naked wife would be plugging her bleeding box with a #7 jersey.

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a chick on The Facts of Life, he'd be Natalie.

[Hootie]

these are the threads that make this great forum an ELITE forum

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a poster that got banned and then got unbanned he'd be Hootie.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a Chiefs n00b he'd be one of those ding dongs that just came over from the Eagles' forum.

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel were a Halloween candy, he'd be a fun sized Mounds

[Hootie]

If Matt Cassel was a poster that got banned and then got unbanned he'd be Hootie.

Matt Cassel couldn't hold my e-jock

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassle was a strong black man, he'd be Wayne Brady

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel were a pizza he'd be a 10 hour old Hot N' Ready from Little Caesars

[loochy]

if Matt Cassel were a Halloween candy, he'd be a fun sized Mounds

dude the candy bars are good.

it's more like this:

if Matt Cassel were a Halloween candy, he'd be the generic jawbreakers with no flavor

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was Easter Candy, he'd be a Peep.

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel were a breakfast food he'd be grits

[Dayze]

if Matt Cassel were a Halloween candy, he'd be a sleeve of smarties

FYP

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel were a housing development plan he'd be section 8

[FlaChief58]

If he were a space shuttle, he'd be columbia

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel was a Manning he'd be Cooper

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel were a gansta rapper, he'd be Will Smith

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel was a Rush he'd be JaRon

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel was a movie he'd be Gigli

[FlaChief58]

If he were fast food, he'd be white castle

[Rambozo]

If matt Cassel were a member of Chiefs Planet, he would be one of the "mob" losers.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a classic car, he'd be a pinto

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel posted on CP he'd use the handle "Rambozo"

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a human byproduct... he would be smegma.

[Red And Yellow]

If Matt Cassel was a form of transportation he would be a moped

[FlaChief58]

If he were lunchmeat, he'd be vienna sausages

[Red And Yellow]

If Matt Cassel was play ground equipment this would be him
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4773101103219864&pid=15.1

[FlaChief58]

if he were suicide, he'd live

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a troll he'd be LAChiefsFan

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a better qb... he would be Jamarcus Russell

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel were a PED he'd be HCG

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl was a watercraft... he would be a paddle boat.

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a brand of graham crackers he'd be Great Value.

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were one of the 50 states in the Union... he would be Florida.

[FlaChief58]

If he were paint, he'd be lead based

[FlaChief58]

If Mark Kasl were one of the 50 states in the Union... he would be Florida.

:cuss:

[FlaChief58]

If he were a watch, he'd be a Jolex

[Red And Yellow]

If Matt Cassel was a part of a douche he'd be the nozzle

[Demonpenz]

If cassel was a video game he would be pit fighter.

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a Pokemon... he would be a Magicarp.

[Hammock Parties]

if matt cassel was an NBA player, he'd be Shawn Bradley

http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/shawn-bradley.jpg

YES! YES!

Perfect.

[BigMeatballDave]

If Mark Kasl were one of the 50 states in the Union... he would be Kansas.Fixed.

WBC!

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a comedian... he would be Dane Cook.

[Molitoth]

If Matt Cassel was a Ski Resort, he'd be Kansas

:clap:

[Hammock Parties]

If Cassel was a GM he'd value Center as the most important position

http://i.imgur.com/bm99O.jpg

[Molitoth]

This thread is hilarious.

[Dayze]

If Mark Kasl were one of the 50 states in the Union... he would be Florida.

I was just going to post that. :mad:

:p

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a movie director... he would be M. Night Shamamalalalamamamananamammaalaman

[Clyde Frog]

If Matt Castle were a word to rhyme, he'd be orange

If Matt Cassel were a divisible number, he'd be zero

If Matt Cassel were a cereal, he'd be grape nuts

[Dayze]

If Mark Castle was endorsed by Nutri System, he'd be Mark Mangino.

If Matt Cassel was an SUV, he'd be a Pontiac Aztec.

If Matt Cassel were fine Italian dining, he'd be Olive Garden.

[Dayze]

If Matt Castle were a word to rhyme, he'd be orange

If Matt Cassel were a divisible number, he'd be zero

If Matt Cassel were a cereal, he'd be grape nuts

win. lol

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a nuclear power plant... he would be the Fukushima Daiichi.

[FlaChief58]

If he were farm land, he'd be the Sahara

[FlaChief58]

If he were a predator, he'd be Wile e Coyote

[Clyde Frog]

If Matt Cassel liked the Chiefs, He'd be Barry

If Matt Cassel were a mp3 site, He'd be napster

If Matt Cassel started facebook, he'd be Eduardo Saverin

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was on Jersey Shore, he'd be the retarded girl that follows Pauly D around

[FlaChief58]

If he were on star trek, he'd be wearing red

[pr_capone]

If Mark Kasl were a sound frequency... he would be the Brown Note.

[Clyde Frog]

If Matt Cassel was on Jersey Shore, he'd be the retarded girl that follows Pauly D around

Thats all of them

[FlaChief58]

If he were on south park, he'd be butters

[KC_Lee]

If Matt Cassel were a phrase he'd be "Cakn Patna"

[Rambozo]

If Matt Cassel was a canned food, he would be Franks and Beans.

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a nuclear reactor core, he'd be Chernobyl.

[FlaChief58]

If he were a TV, he'd be a 13" b&w console

[KCUnited]

If Matt Cassel was an Olympic Skier, he'd be Sony Bono

If Cassel was a Bono he'd be Chaz.

[pr_capone]

If Matt Cassel was a nuclear reactor core, he'd be Chernobyl.

already used... #218

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassle wsa Post #218, he'd be a repost.

[Hootie]

If Matt Cassel liked the Chiefs, He'd be Barry

If Matt Cassel were a mp3 site, He'd be napster

If Matt Cassel started facebook, he'd be Eduardo Saverin

you know Napster was pretty badass, right?

you know Saverin won, right?

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a character on Breaking Bad, he'd by Skyler

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel was in the Drafturbator and Friends FFL league, he'd have finished below me

[Cmd'r&Chief]

If Matt Cassel were a sex toy, he'd be a butt plug

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a sell out, he'd be Metallica.

[FlaChief58]

If He were the worst QB in Chiefs history, he'd be Matt Cassel

[loochy]

If Matt Cassel was a Matt Cassel he'd be a Matt Cassel

[Deberg_1990]

If Matt Cassel were media he would be Betamax

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was a Matt Cassel he'd be a Matt Cassel

....and I think that concludes this thread.

Thanks to all who have participated.

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel was a holiday, he'd be Casimir Pulaski Day.

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel were a month he'd be February!

WHOOPE! OFF TO DC

[FlaChief58]

If he were the winning lottery numbers, he'd lose

[Dayze]

If Matt Cassel was BBQ, he'd be a McRib.

If Matt Cassel was a place of racial equality, he'd be Burmingham AL

If Matt Cassel was an aprhodesiac, he'd be Spanish Fly

[Clyde Frog]

you know Napster was pretty badass, right?

Yes, they fooled everyone for for about a year and then, FAILED.

you know Saverin won, right?

Yes, he stole a bunch of other peoples money then he ran away like a little bitch.



Both have strikingly similar parallels to Gus

[KCUnited]

If Cassel shot J.R., it was with a swing pass.

[KC_Lee]

If Matt Cassel were auto parts he'd be a Pinto's bumper and gas tank.

[Hootie]

if Matt Cassel hosted a talk show he'd be Tony Danza