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Direckshun
02-05-2013, 03:18 PM
Chiefs release and/or let walk:

QB Matt Cassel
QB Brady Quinn
RB Peyton Hillis

Chiefs re-sign:

WR Dwayne Bowe
OT Branden Albert
DE Glenn Dorsey
DE Tyson Jackson
P Dustin Colquitt

Free agency pickups:

RB Steven Jackson
WR Greg Jennings
TE Tony Gonzalez
OT Jake Long
OG Andy Levitre
OLB Anthony Spencer
DE Randy Starks
NT Sammie Lee Hill
ILB Brad Jones
CB Sean Smith
FS Jairus Byrd

Draft picks:

1. QB Geno Smith, West Virginia
2. WR Keenan Allen, California
3. NT Johnathan Hankins, Ohio State
3. DE Sheldon Richardson, Missouri
4. S Kenny Vaccaro, Texas
5. ILB Manti Te'o, Notre Dame
6. QB Mike Glennon, North Carolina State
7. RB Eddie Lacy, Alabama
7. CB DeMarcus Milliner, Alabama

Also: Jovan Belcher comes back to life.

=========================================

QB: Smith, Glennon, Stanzi
RB: Charles, Jackson, Lacy, Gray
FB: Direckshun

WR: Bowe, Jennings, Allen, Baldwin, Breaston, McCluster
TE: Gonzalez, Moaeki, Boss, Maneri

LT: Long, Albert
LG: Levitre, Allen
C: Hudson, Patterson
RG: Asamoah, Allen
RT: Winston, Stephenson

DE: Richardson, Dorsey
NT: Hill, Poe, Hankins
DE: Starks, Jackson

OLB: Hali, Houston
ILB: Jones, Belcher
ILB: Johnson, Te'o
OLB: Spencer, Houston

CB: Flowers, Smith, Milliner, Arenas, Brown
S: Berry, Byrd, Vacarro, Lewis

K: Succop
P: Colquitt
LS: Gafford

Thoughts?

Sfeihc
02-05-2013, 03:22 PM
D, I really enjoy your perspective but this reads more as a cry for help rather than a mock.

You okay, D?

Sorter
02-05-2013, 03:23 PM
Milliner in the 7th is great value!! :)


Also, I'm glad we were able to get Long so cheap. He's going to make a fantastic LG next to Albert.

Sfeihc
02-05-2013, 03:24 PM
Milliner in the 7th is great value!! :)


Also, I'm glad we were able to get Long so cheap. He's going to make a fantastic LG next to Albert.

This mock is perfect for all those who think Albert should slide to LG.

Direckshun
02-05-2013, 03:26 PM
Milliner in the 7th is great value!! :)

Also, I'm glad we were able to get Long so cheap. He's going to make a fantastic LG next to Albert.

Why the HELL would you move Long from LT?

You sign that bastard to top shelf, $70m over 5 years to man your left tackle.

Albert is outstanding depth at LT.

Be smart about this. C'mon now.

Sorter
02-05-2013, 03:26 PM
No, we slide Long to LG and keep Albert at LT. If Albert could be an elite LG, the by gblowfish, Long could be an unstoppable monstrosity at LG that could just dominate 4 DL at once, freeing up our other players to do all sorts of shit.

Direckshun
02-05-2013, 03:28 PM
No, we slide Long to LG and keep Albert at LT. If Albert could be an elite LG, the by gblowfish, Long could be an unstoppable monstrosity at LG that could just dominate 4 DL at once, freeing up our other players to do all sorts of shit.

That doesn't make any sense.

Sorter
02-05-2013, 03:30 PM
That doesn't make any sense.

Sleep on it or try a glass of gin. You'll see the light, mon frere.

Long for LG #2013.

Direckshun
02-05-2013, 03:31 PM
Sleep on it or try a glass of gin. You'll see the light, mon frere.

Long for LG #2013.

YOU ARE DERAILING MY THREAD.

I WILL BURN THIS BITCH TO THE GROUND JUST TO MAKE A POINT.

I WILL DO THIS.

I WILL.

Direckshun
02-05-2013, 03:35 PM
By the way, I'm getting pretty pissed off because I think people are thinking I'm fucking around here.

Listen: if Milliner is there in the 7th, we MUST take him. You CANNOT deny that value.

DJ's left nut
02-05-2013, 03:53 PM
This mock sucks.

Keenan Allen in the 2nd is a huge reach.

Pestilence
02-05-2013, 03:54 PM
Free agency pickups:

NT Sammie Lee Hill


:wayne:

Sfeihc
02-05-2013, 04:10 PM
Fellas, I can't envision a scenario where Detroit lets SLH walk.

SNR
02-05-2013, 06:48 PM
Don't ostriches like to kick? Are we drafting Mike Glennon as competition for Succop?

The Bad Guy
02-05-2013, 07:00 PM
Shockingly enough, this probably isn't your most ridiculous post ever.

htismaqe
02-05-2013, 07:20 PM
Hey you misread that scouting report you used to make your picks.

Mike Glennon is going 6th OVERALL, not in the 6th ROUND.

Mr_Tomahawk
02-06-2013, 05:16 AM
No way Glennon makes it pass the 3rd round.

Lacey won't make it pass the 5th....

allen_kcCard
02-06-2013, 07:57 AM
There is no way Belcher can be effective after so long of layoff. I bet he hasn't even left his coffin.

ForeverChiefs58
02-06-2013, 09:39 AM
This is just stupid.

At least you dont still have us keeping Cassel and drafting a DT #1 overall anymore you flamming pile of dog extract.

Why are you all of a sudden changing your tune now on Geno Smith?

If it is your dumbass retarded opinion there isn't a QB worthy of being drafted first overall, and we should keep trying for mediocracy, then stick to it.

I remember when you at least would get your opinions from sites that were worth a shit. Those were the good ol days. Now it seems you latch on to Zoebel or some other idiot minion that just regurgitates dumbassery. If you are going to take someone's opinions, please let them at least be educated and worth a shit.

Nightfyre
02-06-2013, 10:33 AM
This seems to have backfired on you a little bit direckshun. I thought it was humorous, personally.

tooge
02-06-2013, 10:43 AM
Chiefs release and/or let walk:

QB Matt Cassel
QB Brady Quinn
RB Peyton Hillis

Chiefs re-sign:

WR Dwayne Bowe
OT Branden Albert
DE Glenn Dorsey
DE Tyson Jackson
P Dustin Colquitt

Free agency pickups:

RB Steven Jackson
WR Greg Jennings
TE Tony Gonzalez
OT Jake Long
OG Andy Levitre
OLB Anthony Spencer
DE Randy Starks
NT Sammie Lee Hill
ILB Brad Jones
CB Sean Smith
FS Jairus Byrd

Draft picks:

1. QB Geno Smith, West Virginia
2. WR Keenan Allen, California
3. NT Johnathan Hankins, Ohio State
3. DE Sheldon Richardson, Missouri
4. S Kenny Vaccaro, Texas
5. ILB Manti Te'o, Notre Dame
6. QB Mike Glennon, North Carolina State
7. RB Eddie Lacy, Alabama
7. CB DeMarcus Milliner, Alabama

Also: Jovan Belcher comes back to life.

=========================================

QB: Smith, Glennon, Stanzi
RB: Charles, Jackson, Lacy, Gray
FB: Direckshun

WR: Bowe, Jennings, Allen, Baldwin, Breaston, McCluster
TE: Gonzalez, Moaeki, Boss, Maneri

LT: Long, Albert
LG: Levitre, Allen
C: Hudson, Patterson
RG: Asamoah, Allen
RT: Winston, Stephenson

DE: Richardson, Dorsey
NT: Hill, Poe, Hankins
DE: Starks, Jackson

OLB: Hali, Houston
ILB: Jones, Belcher
ILB: Johnson, Te'o
OLB: Spencer, Houston

CB: Flowers, Smith, Milliner, Arenas, Brown
S: Berry, Byrd, Vacarro, Lewis

K: Succop
P: Colquitt
LS: Gafford

Thoughts?

you are losing crediblity fast with this. So, basically, the chiefs sign all the free agents worth a shit, sign all their own players that are free agents that are worth a shit, and draft Geno Smith? mmmmmk

Ceej
02-06-2013, 10:53 AM
Hook, line and sinker?

Frosty
02-06-2013, 10:57 AM
Hook, line and sinker?

That's the way I took it. No way the Chiefs can sign all of those guys and most of the picks he has will go way earlier so I figured he was just screwing around with this.

Sorter
02-06-2013, 01:07 PM
Shun, you're reaching big time IMO by taking Vaccaro in the 4th. He's a 6th-7th round prospect at best. Value isn't there to take him so high.

Direckshun
02-06-2013, 01:23 PM
This seems to have backfired on you a little bit direckshun. I thought it was humorous, personally.

I think it was pretty clear the intended audience would enjoy it.