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Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:21 PM
Joeckel.

Joe-Joeckel Joeckel Joeckel, Joeckeljoeckel.

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Joey JoJo Joeckel.

Thoughts?

tk13
03-14-2013, 10:21 PM
This is better than most of your threads.

Count Alex's Wins
03-14-2013, 10:22 PM
Tavon Austin + any player in the 2nd > Luke Jerkel.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:22 PM
This is better than most of your threads.

*belly laugh*

Ohhhhhhhhh... Joeckel.

Pawnmower
03-14-2013, 10:23 PM
This is better than most of your threads.

by alot


is direkshun a 13 year old ugly girl that didnt get enough attention from daddy?

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-14-2013, 10:23 PM
Fuck you Direckshun

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:23 PM
Luke Jerkel

JOECKEL.

JOECKEL?

JOECKEL.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:24 PM
by alot

is direkshun a 13 year old ugly girl that didnt get enough attention from daddy?

Well that's not very Joeckel.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-14-2013, 10:25 PM
The selection of Luke would be a Jokell.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:25 PM
**** you Direckshun

http://www.sportspagemagazine.com/content/bm.pix/luke-joeckel.s600x600.jpg

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:26 PM
The selection of Luke would be a Jokell.

http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/20/31/57/4299758/3/628x471.jpg

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:27 PM
http://www.chargers.com/assets/images/imported/SD/030813joeckel620.jpg

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:27 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L6T83pKtx3M/0.jpg

Baconeater
03-14-2013, 10:27 PM
<blink>
JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL!

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:28 PM
http://media.govolsxtra.com/media/img/photos/2012/07/17/1420120717135229001_t607.JPG

Count Alex's Wins
03-14-2013, 10:28 PM
Joeckel? Jockel?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/160684/bueller-o.gif

SNR
03-14-2013, 10:28 PM
One night when I was playing Taboo with my parents, my dad and I were on a team. My dad is usually not a person who likes party games because he often doesn't know who the people on the cards are. Yet in his grumbly nature, he's somehow always able to perform miracles. And at times, he's downright brilliant.

It was my turn to give the clue. "Luke Joeckel" was the puzzle, and I wasn't allowed to say the following words: tackle, Texas A&M, aggies, shitty, Mike Mayock, franchise killer

I was totally stumped. Those were all words I was going to use. So after a handful of seconds I finally shrugged my shoulders and said, "Fat."

My dad paused and looked at me with one eyebrow raised for a few seconds then shook his head as if to say, "Isn't it obvious?"

"Luke Joeckel."

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:29 PM
Here's an interesting Joeckel fact: he is a twin.

http://media.nbcdfw.com/images/654*368/AggieTwins010413.jpg

That is a real story.

Talk about bookend tackles! We should draft another Joeckel with another Top 5 pick next year!

Baconeater
03-14-2013, 10:30 PM
<marquee><blink>JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL!

Inmem58
03-14-2013, 10:31 PM
He's fat and ugly do not want

Hoover
03-14-2013, 10:32 PM
If we sign Albert to a long term deal then we have to go DE. If Albert's status is up in the air then he's the pick.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:33 PM
OH FUCK ME

http://aggiewreckingcrew.com/images/players/16-m-joeckel.jpg

C'MON JOECKEL

YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 10:33 PM
Well that's not very Joeckel.

I took a hot, burning, pepper-induced Joekel yesterday morning. Had a burning ring of fire for about an hour afterward.
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O.city
03-14-2013, 10:34 PM
In a serious manner, how does he project as a RT?

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:34 PM
Ladies.

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/20/31/64/4300081/3/628x471.jpg

Deberg_1990
03-14-2013, 10:35 PM
Joeckel.

Joe-Joeckel Joeckel Joeckel, Joeckeljoeckel.

Joeklel Joeklel Joeckeljoeckel Joeklel Joe-Joeckel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel. Joeckeljoeckel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel. Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeckeljoeckel Joeklel Joeklel? Joeklel Joeckeljoeckel? Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel! Joeklel Joeklel!? Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joe-Joeckel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel. Joeklel. Joeklel. Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel. Joeklel Joeklel Joe-Joeckel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel Joeklel.

Joey JoJo Joeckel.

Thoughts?

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hometeam
03-14-2013, 10:35 PM
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Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 10:35 PM
One night when I was playing Taboo with my parents, my dad and I were on a team. My dad is usually not a person who likes party games because he often doesn't know who the people on the cards are. Yet in his grumbly nature, he's somehow always able to perform miracles. And at times, he's downright brilliant.

It was my turn to give the clue. "Luke Joeckel" was the puzzle, and I wasn't allowed to say the following words: tackle, Texas A&M, aggies, shitty, Mike Mayock, franchise killer

I was totally stumped. Those were all words I was going to use. So after a handful of seconds I finally shrugged my shoulders and said, "Fat."

My dad paused and looked at me with one eyebrow raised for a few seconds then shook his head as if to say, "Isn't it obvious?"

"Luke Joeckel."

lol...fucking brilliant.
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Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 10:37 PM
turd-whacker-turd-whacker-turd-whacker-TURD-WHACKER!
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Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:39 PM
In a serious manner, how does he project as a RT?

Fine.

He's not a road-grader, and doesn't really play with the pissed-off intensity of Albert in the run game.

He's a natural left tackle. Basically Sam Baker, but bigger and stronger.

Total technician though. Gets low in his stance, kickslides perfectly, mirrors perfectly.

Just... not very mean. Doesn't really punish or wear down defenders. Just beats them.

His biggest challenge is going to be against bigger, powerful passrushers which he'll see more often on the right.

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 10:39 PM
http://www.chargers.com/assets/images/imported/SD/030813joeckel620.jpg

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CkSpkpPs5RI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:41 PM
Also. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=270554)

KC Hawks
03-14-2013, 10:44 PM
You know, all the offensive lineman who have been projected to us the last few years have names that piss me off and make me hate them even more. Bryan Bulaga, Riley Rieff, and now Joeckel.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 10:47 PM
You know, all the offensive lineman who have been projected to us the last few years have names that piss me off and make me hate them even more. Bryan Bulaga, Riley Rieff, and now Joeckel.

Okung.

Don't forget Okung.

KC Hawks
03-14-2013, 10:55 PM
Okung.

Don't forget Okung.

How could I forget Okung.

Can't wait until next year when some lineman named Charlie Ballwasher is projected to us.

B14ckmon
03-14-2013, 10:56 PM
So you guys are definitely getting Joeckel. And I think he will be a perennial pro bowler.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-14-2013, 11:00 PM
Every fumble, every missed snap, every INT, every missed field goal, every missed extra point. They all say **** you Chiefs fans. and Rodger Goodell laughs

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 11:01 PM
How could I forget Okung.

Can't wait until next year when some lineman named Charlie Ballwasher is projected to us.

lololololmao! And I guarantee you: the post-Alex FAIL will see allllllllll Lil Chiefy True Fans clamoring for some Ballwasher!

"Oh LAWDY Andy; gets us some BALLWASHER in this here draft!
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Cannibal
03-14-2013, 11:04 PM
http://www.sportspagemagazine.com/content/bm.pix/luke-joeckel.s600x600.jpg

Looks like a kid that's going get his ass kicked regularly in the NFL. I really hope we trade down.

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 11:04 PM
So you guys are definitely getting Joeckel. And I think he will be a perennial pro bowler.

Okay, that's enough now you are being mean

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 11:05 PM
Looks like a kid that's going get his ass kicked regularly in the NFL. I really hope we trade down.

The kid has soft bitch written all over him

Count Alex's Wins
03-14-2013, 11:06 PM
looks like a big family of pussies

http://i.imgur.com/8jVDRNx.jpg

meanwhile

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0421/nfl_i_albert_600.jpg

Cannibal
03-14-2013, 11:08 PM
The kid has soft bitch written all over him

If we have to have OT, I'd take Johnson or Fischer over him.

noa
03-14-2013, 11:08 PM
Legend has it that three twins were born on the 31st day of June, and those three twins would revolutionize their fields: one in science, one in art, and one in sport. Luke Joekel is three and a half of those twins.

noa
03-14-2013, 11:09 PM
looks like a big family of pussies


http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0421/nfl_i_albert_600.jpg

Look at my fucking avatar. Do you want to fuck with that?

Count Alex's Wins
03-14-2013, 11:11 PM
Nope.

Fuck Luke Joeckel.

If he replaces Albert as our LT, I will forever smear his name.

And I have experience making GIFs of Jordan Black.

Sorter
03-14-2013, 11:13 PM
It's going to be funny next year after drafting Joeckel when Albert walks and everyone is clamoring over a RT to shore up our OL.


"Getting a RT at #15 is great value" /Kiper

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 11:15 PM
If we have to have OT, I'd take Johnson or Fischer over him.

yep, they don't look like kids on a milk carton that got beaten down endlessly which is what Joeckel would look like when he doesn't have the benefit of a scheme and Quarterback that doesn't allow a fuckton of sacks.

cabletech94
03-14-2013, 11:16 PM
[QUOTE=Go to Hell;9500417]looks like a big family of pussies

http://i.imgur.com/8jVDRNx.jpg

okay.


that made me laugh out loud and wake the baby.

damn you wendler!!!:clap:

Rudy lost the toss
03-14-2013, 11:19 PM
People hating an OT because he's babyfaced. The white ones should look like fat-neck, roided-up mutants like Pussy lips Winston. Lol. Maybe if he wore a neck roll! He did turn 21 in November... so he doesn't just look young

Nobody wants him, I understand, but he will be a very good player... Just hopefully not for the chiefs

Buck
03-14-2013, 11:28 PM
Tonight's Late Night Bullshit is brought to you by Cheez-It. Cheez-it, get your own box.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-14-2013, 11:31 PM
Your mom dude.

Cannibal
03-14-2013, 11:32 PM
http://cdn2.newsok.biz/cache/w640-87f89e63f93ca573a84343f35d28b463.jpg

BossChief
03-15-2013, 12:39 AM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L6T83pKtx3M/0.jpg

Bust

RunKC
03-15-2013, 12:42 AM
I feel like we're going to draft multiple OL high.

I think Reid is taking this OL paranoia too far. It ruined him in Philly, but why take a RT so high?

Mav
03-15-2013, 01:22 AM
I feel like we're going to draft multiple OL high.

I think Reid is taking this OL paranoia too far. It ruined him in Philly, but why take a RT so high?

because, he values the RT, and LT the same. according to chris mortensen.

Simply Red
03-15-2013, 01:26 AM
Luke Joeckel can eat a 3 gallon, burlap bag full of black dildos.

RunKC
03-15-2013, 01:27 AM
because, he values the RT, and LT the same. according to chris mortensen.

Link?

B14ckmon
03-15-2013, 01:29 AM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0818/rise_e_ljockel_300.jpg

B14ckmon
03-15-2013, 01:30 AM
http://insidetexas.com/media/images/recruiting/full/1233474390.jpg

SNR
03-15-2013, 01:41 AM
Luke Joeckel can go to Jolly Pirate Doughnuts and take a two-hour shit

AussieChiefsFan
03-15-2013, 01:43 AM
Nice things. Why this can't them have we.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-15-2013, 09:08 AM
Luke Joeckel can eat a 3 gallon, burlap bag full of black dildos.

llmao...this.
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Deberg_1990
08-19-2014, 04:46 PM
Anyone wish the Chiefs would have went with Joeckel in retrospect ?

Big Smoke
08-19-2014, 04:51 PM
Anyone wish the Chiefs would have went with Joeckel in retrospect ?

You bastard.

Bufkin
08-19-2014, 04:52 PM
Anyone wish the Chiefs would have went with Joeckel in retrospect ?
If you do, you're a fucking idiot who needs a lesson on talent evaluation. Joeckel sucked donkey cock last year and was sent to the IR before anybody even knew he was the one getting raped on every play. Fisher's upside is through the roof. Joeckel's ceiling is meh.

jd1020
08-19-2014, 04:52 PM
Anyone wish the Chiefs would have went with Joeckel in retrospect ?

Wish the Chiefs would have went with Albert and picked someone that would have benefited the team.

Deberg_1990
08-19-2014, 04:53 PM
Joeckel making Bortles look like a stud

Bowser
08-19-2014, 04:56 PM
If you do, you're a fucking idiot who needs a lesson on talent evaluation. Joeckel sucked donkey cock last year and was sent to the IR before anybody even knew he was the one getting raped on every play. Fisher's upside is through the roof. Joeckel's ceiling is meh.

http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/635840/resized_grandma-finds-the-internet-meme-generator-shut-the-fuck-up-chicken-legs-97a940.jpg

Bufkin
08-19-2014, 04:56 PM
Wish the Chiefs would have went with Albert and picked someone that would have benefited the team.
I wish the Chiefs would have taken the best available player, who had a Joe Thomas-esque ceiling, and could be plugged in immediately as a starter.

Oh yeah, that's right, they did.

SNR
08-19-2014, 04:58 PM
Anyone wish the Chiefs would have went with Joeckel in retrospect ?

This is why people think you're a flaming dumbass.

You ask questions like this all the fucking time.

OldSchool
08-19-2014, 05:00 PM
Tavon Austin + any player in the 2nd > Luke Jerkel.

Austin sucks balls dude.

htismaqe
08-19-2014, 05:02 PM
This is why people think you're a flaming dumbass.

You ask questions like this all the fucking time.

The first time he asked this question was:

Aaron Rodgers or Derrick Johnson?

I don't think he's a dumbass at all, actually.

SNR
08-19-2014, 05:05 PM
The first time he asked this question was:

Aaron Rodgers or Derrick Johnson?

I don't think he's a dumbass at all, actually.

That's the one time he's asked a fair retrospective question.

This is the guy who also asked if the Colts should have kept Manning instead of cutting him and drafting Luck.

Deberg_1990
08-19-2014, 05:12 PM
Oh, I think I did a Glenn Dorsey or Flacco one too.

SNR
08-19-2014, 05:14 PM
Call me when you start proposing alternatives to the Dee Ford pick.

Deberg_1990
08-19-2014, 05:16 PM
The first time he asked this question was:

Aaron Rodgers or Derrick Johnson?

I don't think he's a dumbass at all, actually.

The beauty of that thread was that I started it in the preseason of Rodgers first year of starting.

TribalElder
08-19-2014, 05:21 PM
Sheldon Richardson?

htismaqe
08-19-2014, 05:22 PM
Sheldon Richardson?

Doesn't fit the scheme. We have Devito and Catapano.

Bowser
08-19-2014, 05:23 PM
Doesn't fit the scheme. We have Devito and Catapano.

LMAO

Bufkin
08-19-2014, 05:23 PM
Sheldon Richardson?
Wasn't a 1st overall prospect. Wasn't a top 10 prospect. If you're going to fault the Chiefs for taking the wrong top prospect, that's fine, but don't fault them for not taking a mid 1st rounder with the top pick.

htismaqe
08-19-2014, 05:27 PM
Wasn't a 1st overall prospect. Wasn't a top 10 prospect. If you're going to fault the Chiefs for taking the wrong top prospect, that's fine, but don't fault them for not taking a mid 1st rounder with the top pick.

ROFL

At least now everybody KNOWS your a FOS troll...

Bufkin
08-19-2014, 05:28 PM
ROFL

At least now everybody KNOWS your a FOS troll...
you're*

htismaqe
08-19-2014, 05:28 PM
you're*

CP spelling n00b. Pure genious.

Bufkin
08-19-2014, 05:29 PM
CP spelling n00b. Pure genious.
Don't be mad sis.

Bowser
08-19-2014, 05:29 PM
Wasn't a 1st overall prospect. Wasn't a top 10 prospect. If you're going to fault the Chiefs for taking the wrong top prospect, that's fine, but don't fault them for not taking a mid 1st rounder with the top pick.

http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/mike-tyson-has-his-very-own-cartoon-5-celebrities-that-should-have-their-own-cartoon-series-2a15e478-f196-4fc8-8173-5e9ffdb367cb.gif?width=439&height=200

htismaqe
08-19-2014, 05:30 PM
Don't be mad sis.

ROFL

rico
08-19-2014, 05:30 PM
Star Lotulelei???

Bufkin
08-19-2014, 05:32 PM
Star Lotulelei???
Potential Mormon. After Belcher, that's a media circus that the city of Kansas City does not need.

OldSchool
08-19-2014, 05:33 PM
Star Lotulelei???

If he didn't have that heart issue, I think he would have had a real shot at being the pick. But then again, we already had Poe.

htismaqe
08-19-2014, 05:35 PM
Potential Mormon. After Belcher, that's a media circus that the city of Kansas City does not need.

ROFL

Now that is funny.

SNR
08-19-2014, 05:37 PM
The beauty of that thread was that I started it in the preseason of Rodgers first year of starting.

So you asked the question at a time when the Chiefs were juggling Damon Huard and Brodie Croyle as their starting QB while Derrick Johnson had yet to prove he was anything special on a defense completely devoid of talent.

GOSH GOLLY JEEPERS YOU KNOW HOW TO ASK THE TOUGH QUESTIONS, DEBERG!

SNR
08-19-2014, 05:44 PM
You know what would be a great retrospective question to ask?

Would you rather have traded up for Luke Kuechly instead of drafting Dontari Poe?

That actually forces one to balance pros and cons. It limits the unknown as best as it can, and it takes a creative imagination to think just how different those Chiefs teams would be. Moreover, it poses a choice between two fantastic players instead of a perceived bust by the Chiefs (Johnson in 2007, Dorsey).

And because most football fans on this forum think retrospect is the only thing that matters, it would actually pose a question that people would have to THINK about. There might even be a real debate that takes place!

John Dope
08-19-2014, 06:19 PM
Good post. At the time I wanted to run away from Poe and I really liked Kuechly.

It's a close one and Kuechly would be worth trading up for. However, nose tackles are hard to find. In fact, it took us years to actually find one after switching to the 3-4. When we drafted Poe, we had RAC who is in the argument for the #1 NT coach of all time. He coached some of the best ever. If you are going to run the 3-4, NT is the most important piece imo.

Last I don't think Kuechly is going to get much better. I think he's a badass stud but, how much more can he grow? Poe on the other hand hasn't peaked yet imo. He has a very rare size and speed combo that is only seen maybe once a decade. Guys like Kuechly come around several times a decade imo.

In the end I'd go with Poe. I am 100% all in on Poe.

srvy
08-19-2014, 07:33 PM
Good post. At the time I wanted to run away from Poe and I really liked Kuechly.

It's a close one and Kuechly would be worth trading up for. However, nose tackles are hard to find. In fact, it took us years to actually find one after switching to the 3-4. When we drafted Poe, we had RAC who is in the argument for the #1 NT coach of all time. He coached some of the best ever. If you are going to run the 3-4, NT is the most important piece imo.

Last I don't think Kuechly is going to get much better. I think he's a badass stud but, how much more can he grow? Poe on the other hand hasn't peaked yet imo. He has a very rare size and speed combo that is only seen maybe once a decade. Guys like Kuechly come around several times a decade imo.

In the end I'd go with Poe. I am 100% all in on Poe.

He is gonna get used and used and used up. Next will come the chronic injuries. I dont see any sign that we wont wear him down by mid season again.