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Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:21 PM
Joeckel.

Joe-Joeckel Joeckel Joeckel, Joeckeljoeckel.

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Joey JoJo Joeckel.

Thoughts?

tk13
03-14-2013, 09:21 PM
This is better than most of your threads.

Count Zarth
03-14-2013, 09:22 PM
Tavon Austin + any player in the 2nd > Luke Jerkel.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:22 PM
This is better than most of your threads.

*belly laugh*

Ohhhhhhhhh... Joeckel.

Pawnmower
03-14-2013, 09:23 PM
This is better than most of your threads.

by alot


is direkshun a 13 year old ugly girl that didnt get enough attention from daddy?

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-14-2013, 09:23 PM
Fuck you Direckshun

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:23 PM
Luke Jerkel

JOECKEL.

JOECKEL?

JOECKEL.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:24 PM
by alot

is direkshun a 13 year old ugly girl that didnt get enough attention from daddy?

Well that's not very Joeckel.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-14-2013, 09:25 PM
The selection of Luke would be a Jokell.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:25 PM
**** you Direckshun

http://www.sportspagemagazine.com/content/bm.pix/luke-joeckel.s600x600.jpg

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:26 PM
The selection of Luke would be a Jokell.

http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/20/31/57/4299758/3/628x471.jpg

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:27 PM
http://www.chargers.com/assets/images/imported/SD/030813joeckel620.jpg

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:27 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L6T83pKtx3M/0.jpg

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-14-2013, 09:27 PM
<blink>
JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL!

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:28 PM
http://media.govolsxtra.com/media/img/photos/2012/07/17/1420120717135229001_t607.JPG

Count Zarth
03-14-2013, 09:28 PM
Joeckel? Jockel?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/160684/bueller-o.gif

SNR
03-14-2013, 09:28 PM
One night when I was playing Taboo with my parents, my dad and I were on a team. My dad is usually not a person who likes party games because he often doesn't know who the people on the cards are. Yet in his grumbly nature, he's somehow always able to perform miracles. And at times, he's downright brilliant.

It was my turn to give the clue. "Luke Joeckel" was the puzzle, and I wasn't allowed to say the following words: tackle, Texas A&M, aggies, shitty, Mike Mayock, franchise killer

I was totally stumped. Those were all words I was going to use. So after a handful of seconds I finally shrugged my shoulders and said, "Fat."

My dad paused and looked at me with one eyebrow raised for a few seconds then shook his head as if to say, "Isn't it obvious?"

"Luke Joeckel."

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:29 PM
Here's an interesting Joeckel fact: he is a twin.

http://media.nbcdfw.com/images/654*368/AggieTwins010413.jpg

That is a real story.

Talk about bookend tackles! We should draft another Joeckel with another Top 5 pick next year!

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-14-2013, 09:30 PM
<marquee><blink>JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL!

Inmem58
03-14-2013, 09:31 PM
He's fat and ugly do not want

Hoover
03-14-2013, 09:32 PM
If we sign Albert to a long term deal then we have to go DE. If Albert's status is up in the air then he's the pick.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:33 PM
OH FUCK ME

http://aggiewreckingcrew.com/images/players/16-m-joeckel.jpg

C'MON JOECKEL

YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 09:33 PM
Well that's not very Joeckel.

I took a hot, burning, pepper-induced Joekel yesterday morning. Had a burning ring of fire for about an hour afterward.
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O.city
03-14-2013, 09:34 PM
In a serious manner, how does he project as a RT?

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:34 PM
Ladies.

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/20/31/64/4300081/3/628x471.jpg

Deberg_1990
03-14-2013, 09:35 PM
Joeckel.

Joe-Joeckel Joeckel Joeckel, Joeckeljoeckel.

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Joey JoJo Joeckel.

Thoughts?

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hometeam
03-14-2013, 09:35 PM
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Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 09:35 PM
One night when I was playing Taboo with my parents, my dad and I were on a team. My dad is usually not a person who likes party games because he often doesn't know who the people on the cards are. Yet in his grumbly nature, he's somehow always able to perform miracles. And at times, he's downright brilliant.

It was my turn to give the clue. "Luke Joeckel" was the puzzle, and I wasn't allowed to say the following words: tackle, Texas A&M, aggies, shitty, Mike Mayock, franchise killer

I was totally stumped. Those were all words I was going to use. So after a handful of seconds I finally shrugged my shoulders and said, "Fat."

My dad paused and looked at me with one eyebrow raised for a few seconds then shook his head as if to say, "Isn't it obvious?"

"Luke Joeckel."

lol...fucking brilliant.
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Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 09:37 PM
turd-whacker-turd-whacker-turd-whacker-TURD-WHACKER!
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Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:39 PM
In a serious manner, how does he project as a RT?

Fine.

He's not a road-grader, and doesn't really play with the pissed-off intensity of Albert in the run game.

He's a natural left tackle. Basically Sam Baker, but bigger and stronger.

Total technician though. Gets low in his stance, kickslides perfectly, mirrors perfectly.

Just... not very mean. Doesn't really punish or wear down defenders. Just beats them.

His biggest challenge is going to be against bigger, powerful passrushers which he'll see more often on the right.

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 09:39 PM
http://www.chargers.com/assets/images/imported/SD/030813joeckel620.jpg

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CkSpkpPs5RI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:41 PM
Also. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=270554)

KC Hawks
03-14-2013, 09:44 PM
You know, all the offensive lineman who have been projected to us the last few years have names that piss me off and make me hate them even more. Bryan Bulaga, Riley Rieff, and now Joeckel.

Direckshun
03-14-2013, 09:47 PM
You know, all the offensive lineman who have been projected to us the last few years have names that piss me off and make me hate them even more. Bryan Bulaga, Riley Rieff, and now Joeckel.

Okung.

Don't forget Okung.

KC Hawks
03-14-2013, 09:55 PM
Okung.

Don't forget Okung.

How could I forget Okung.

Can't wait until next year when some lineman named Charlie Ballwasher is projected to us.

B14ckmon
03-14-2013, 09:56 PM
So you guys are definitely getting Joeckel. And I think he will be a perennial pro bowler.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-14-2013, 10:00 PM
Every fumble, every missed snap, every INT, every missed field goal, every missed extra point. They all say **** you Chiefs fans. and Rodger Goodell laughs

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-14-2013, 10:01 PM
How could I forget Okung.

Can't wait until next year when some lineman named Charlie Ballwasher is projected to us.

lololololmao! And I guarantee you: the post-Alex FAIL will see allllllllll Lil Chiefy True Fans clamoring for some Ballwasher!

"Oh LAWDY Andy; gets us some BALLWASHER in this here draft!
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Cannibal
03-14-2013, 10:04 PM
http://www.sportspagemagazine.com/content/bm.pix/luke-joeckel.s600x600.jpg

Looks like a kid that's going get his ass kicked regularly in the NFL. I really hope we trade down.

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 10:04 PM
So you guys are definitely getting Joeckel. And I think he will be a perennial pro bowler.

Okay, that's enough now you are being mean

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 10:05 PM
Looks like a kid that's going get his ass kicked regularly in the NFL. I really hope we trade down.

The kid has soft bitch written all over him

Count Zarth
03-14-2013, 10:06 PM
looks like a big family of pussies

http://i.imgur.com/8jVDRNx.jpg

meanwhile

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0421/nfl_i_albert_600.jpg

Cannibal
03-14-2013, 10:08 PM
The kid has soft bitch written all over him

If we have to have OT, I'd take Johnson or Fischer over him.

noa
03-14-2013, 10:08 PM
Legend has it that three twins were born on the 31st day of June, and those three twins would revolutionize their fields: one in science, one in art, and one in sport. Luke Joekel is three and a half of those twins.

noa
03-14-2013, 10:09 PM
looks like a big family of pussies


http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0421/nfl_i_albert_600.jpg

Look at my fucking avatar. Do you want to fuck with that?

Count Zarth
03-14-2013, 10:11 PM
Nope.

Fuck Luke Joeckel.

If he replaces Albert as our LT, I will forever smear his name.

And I have experience making GIFs of Jordan Black.

Sorter
03-14-2013, 10:13 PM
It's going to be funny next year after drafting Joeckel when Albert walks and everyone is clamoring over a RT to shore up our OL.


"Getting a RT at #15 is great value" /Kiper

Tribal Warfare
03-14-2013, 10:15 PM
If we have to have OT, I'd take Johnson or Fischer over him.

yep, they don't look like kids on a milk carton that got beaten down endlessly which is what Joeckel would look like when he doesn't have the benefit of a scheme and Quarterback that doesn't allow a fuckton of sacks.

cabletech94
03-14-2013, 10:16 PM
[QUOTE=Go to Hell;9500417]looks like a big family of pussies

http://i.imgur.com/8jVDRNx.jpg

okay.


that made me laugh out loud and wake the baby.

damn you wendler!!!:clap:

Rudy lost the toss
03-14-2013, 10:19 PM
People hating an OT because he's babyfaced. The white ones should look like fat-neck, roided-up mutants like Pussy lips Winston. Lol. Maybe if he wore a neck roll! He did turn 21 in November... so he doesn't just look young

Nobody wants him, I understand, but he will be a very good player... Just hopefully not for the chiefs

Buck
03-14-2013, 10:28 PM
Tonight's Late Night Bullshit is brought to you by Cheez-It. Cheez-it, get your own box.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-14-2013, 10:31 PM
Your mom dude.

Cannibal
03-14-2013, 10:32 PM
http://cdn2.newsok.biz/cache/w640-87f89e63f93ca573a84343f35d28b463.jpg

BossChief
03-14-2013, 11:39 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L6T83pKtx3M/0.jpg

Bust

RunKC
03-14-2013, 11:42 PM
I feel like we're going to draft multiple OL high.

I think Reid is taking this OL paranoia too far. It ruined him in Philly, but why take a RT so high?

Mavericks Ace
03-15-2013, 12:22 AM
I feel like we're going to draft multiple OL high.

I think Reid is taking this OL paranoia too far. It ruined him in Philly, but why take a RT so high?

because, he values the RT, and LT the same. according to chris mortensen.

Simply Red
03-15-2013, 12:26 AM
Luke Joeckel can eat a 3 gallon, burlap bag full of black dildos.

RunKC
03-15-2013, 12:27 AM
because, he values the RT, and LT the same. according to chris mortensen.

Link?

B14ckmon
03-15-2013, 12:29 AM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0818/rise_e_ljockel_300.jpg

B14ckmon
03-15-2013, 12:30 AM
http://insidetexas.com/media/images/recruiting/full/1233474390.jpg

SNR
03-15-2013, 12:41 AM
Luke Joeckel can go to Jolly Pirate Doughnuts and take a two-hour shit

AussieChiefsFan
03-15-2013, 12:43 AM
Nice things. Why this can't them have we.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-15-2013, 08:08 AM
Luke Joeckel can eat a 3 gallon, burlap bag full of black dildos.

llmao...this.
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