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displacedinMN
03-15-2013, 05:59 PM
Wisconsin man banned from all libraries on earth
Associated Press
Posted: 03/15/2013 12:01:00 AM CDT
Updated: 03/15/2013 12:07:12 PM CDT

A 20-year-old Racine man who's accused of engaging in lewd behavior in a library has been banned from "all the libraries on the face of the earth."

Tyree S. Carter is charged with misdemeanor counts of lewd behavior and disorderly conduct. He's due in court next month for a pre-trial conference.

Carter is accused of openly masturbating in the Racine Public Library last week, according to a report from the Journal Times of Racine.

A witness told investigators Carter was out in the open, not trying to conceal his act.

The criminal complaint says he apologized to responding police officers.

His signature bond was set at $1,000. Court records say as a condition of his bond he was told to "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth."

http://www.twincities.com/wisconsin/ci_22798819/wisconsin-man-banned-from-all-libraries-earth

Dunerdr
03-15-2013, 06:07 PM
No mastuerbating in libraries either? The terrorists have won. I give up im just gonna go back home to crank one out from now on.

LoneWolf
03-15-2013, 06:12 PM
Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?

Dunerdr
03-15-2013, 06:17 PM
Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?

I Assume frowned upon they wouldnt put a computer in there if they didnt want you jerkin your gerkin right?

Sully
03-15-2013, 06:35 PM
103932
Thanks Bin Laden

theelusiveeightrop
03-15-2013, 07:02 PM
Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

REDHOTGTO
03-16-2013, 08:33 AM
was i not supposed to do that?
cause that was never really explained to me

Demonpenz
03-16-2013, 08:35 AM
people masterbate in libraries alot

Fire Me Boy!
03-16-2013, 08:37 AM
Is masturbating in the library actually illegal or is it just frowned upon?

It breaks "lewd conduct" laws for certain.

acesn8s
03-16-2013, 10:03 AM
Perhaps he should have closely masturbated then the ruling may not have included Japanese libraries.

WV
03-16-2013, 10:05 AM
http://p1.la-img.com/930/16511/5468021_2_l.jpg

Braincase
03-16-2013, 10:19 AM
He's been banned from Amazon and B&N, too.

Thig Lyfe
03-16-2013, 10:27 AM
I feel like that's a tad outside the judge's jurisdiction...

KILLER_CLOWN
03-16-2013, 10:32 AM
They call them the Porno Palaces of the hood, BAN LIBRARIES!

CoMoChief
03-16-2013, 11:15 AM
i can't believe public libraries are even still around. I haven't been to one (other than a school one) since I was about 12 yrs old.

lcarus
03-16-2013, 11:37 AM
i can't believe public libraries are even still around. I haven't been to one (other than a school one) since I was about 12 yrs old.

THere's one by my house, and it's always nearly completely empty. It's a really cool looking building too. I might go in there and tug one out, come to think of it. I'd get more privacy there than in my own home.

Just Passin' By
03-16-2013, 11:39 AM
i can't believe public libraries are even still around. I haven't been to one (other than a school one) since I was about 12 yrs old.

That explains a lot.

Dunerdr
03-16-2013, 12:14 PM
THere's one by my house, and it's always nearly completely empty. It's a really cool looking building too. I might go in there and tug one out, come to think of it. I'd get more privacy there than in my own home.

I go there for the privacy plus the public schools data guy is slippin the rod to the librarian so theres that...

Cornstock
03-16-2013, 01:24 PM
I go there for the privacy plus the public schools data guy is slippin the rod to the librarian so theres that...

Ha. Nerds.