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Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 07:59 PM
Is he a man of his word?

Barring major injuries, and despite all the casshole hate, he will win us a playoff game or I'll never post here again.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:00 PM
In a word, no

Mr_Tomahawk
03-16-2013, 08:00 PM
uh oh...

Shogun
03-16-2013, 08:00 PM
Well. That escalated quickly.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-16-2013, 08:00 PM
In a word, no

pussy

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:00 PM
Oh and ROFL

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:00 PM
pussy

You are what you eat, dick!

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 08:01 PM
so you are a liar

you went back on your word

YOU'RE A MAN OF LOW MORAL FIBER

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-16-2013, 08:01 PM
Major injuries....could be an out.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-16-2013, 08:01 PM
We could theoretically still play them in the superbowl, and I'm positive he would be so bad we could consider him having won a playoff game for us.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-16-2013, 08:02 PM
Interdasting

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:02 PM
YOU'RE A MAN OF LOW MORAL FIBER

With you as my judge on this topic? I'll take it. LOL

Besides, he got hurt

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 08:02 PM
Depends what the definition of "here" is

I take it as in that thread.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-16-2013, 08:03 PM
The thing is he isn't out of the league for good, so technically he "could" return to KC again and win a playoff game ROFL

SNR
03-16-2013, 08:03 PM
Hey guys a 16 seed is going to win the NCAA tournament this year or I'm leaving Chiefs Planet forever

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:03 PM
We could theoretically still play them in the superbowl, and I'm positive he would be so bad we could consider him having won a playoff game for us.

I ROFL

KILLER_CLOWN
03-16-2013, 08:03 PM
First you have to define what is is.

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 08:03 PM
Hey guys a 16 seed is going to win the NCAA tournament this year or I'm leaving Chiefs Planet forever

OH FUCK

A rapist is in here

King_Chief_Fan
03-16-2013, 08:03 PM
Is he a man of his word?

ROFL you calling someone out about being a man of his word?ROFL

Third Eye
03-16-2013, 08:03 PM
To be fair, it is possible that he ends up back in the AFC and takes another team to the playoffs against us. Then giving a Cassholian performance, wins us a playoff game.

Three7s
03-16-2013, 08:04 PM
Technically, he never said playoff game "for the Chiefs". He just said playoff game. Guess he can still hang on to that sliver of hope that he wins one as a Viking! (if he even plays in it, which he won't)

MrGiggity
03-16-2013, 08:04 PM
CRAZYCOFFEY IS A DAMN GOOD MAN. YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HURE.

KILLER_CLOWN
03-16-2013, 08:04 PM
I ROFL

I can only help you until such time as he retires.

Pawnmower
03-16-2013, 08:05 PM
Major injuries....could be an out.

this

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 08:06 PM
I can only help you until such time as he retires.

Not sure why. For all we know, when he said post "here" he was on a bus.

MotherfuckerJones
03-16-2013, 08:06 PM
Crazycoffee

http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2008/05/zach_weakest_link.jpg

Pawnmower
03-16-2013, 08:06 PM
CRAZYCOFFEY IS A DAMN GOOD MAN. YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HURE.

and this!!!

KILLER_CLOWN
03-16-2013, 08:07 PM
Not sure why. For all we know, when he said post "here" he was on a bus.

True but that is a shady definition.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:09 PM
Crazycoffee

http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2008/05/zach_weakest_link.jpg

Make me

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 08:09 PM
True but that is a shady definition.
Not at all.

Lol, no more shady than Matt losing a game against us and counting it as him winning for us.

MotherfuckerJones
03-16-2013, 08:10 PM
Make me

Youre gone dont worry just for that asanine statement that Cassel will lead us to a playoff victory

KILLER_CLOWN
03-16-2013, 08:10 PM
Not at all.

Lol, no more shady than Matt losing a game against us and counting it as him winning for us.

That isn't shady, that's a given if he were to actually ever make a superbowl. Say the Vikes make it and Ponder gets hurt in the NFC championship.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:11 PM
Clay, I would have kept my word if only you wouldn't have fucked up my user name in the OP......

Raiderhader
03-16-2013, 08:15 PM
Oh the irony.....

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 08:16 PM
That isn't shady, that's a given if he were to actually ever make a superbowl. Say the Vikes make it and Ponder gets hurt in the NFC championship.

We're just going to have to agree to disagree here.

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 08:17 PM
Why the hell would you say that, crazycoffey?

Why?

Molitoth
03-16-2013, 08:19 PM
Another welcher.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 08:22 PM
Why the hell would you say that, crazycoffey?

Why?

To Really Offer Laughs -n- Laughs?

gblowfish
03-16-2013, 08:24 PM
I find this thread sickening and disgusting. - Eric Winston

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 08:24 PM
Clay, I would have kept my word if only you wouldn't have fucked up my user name in the OP......

It's called capitalizing your sentences, retard. People who have passed the third grade make a practice of it.

something cooler
03-16-2013, 08:27 PM
CRAZYCOFFEY IS A DAMN GOOD MAN. YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HURE.

I FIRMLY AGREE AND WILL HELP ENFORCE THIS IDEAL.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-16-2013, 08:29 PM
I find this thread sickening and disgusting. - Eric Winston

Self ravaging without consent

Mr. Laz
03-16-2013, 08:33 PM
so you are a liar

you went back on your word

YOU'RE A MAN OF LOW MORAL FIBER
irony

something cooler
03-16-2013, 08:35 PM
Why the hell would you say that, crazycoffey?

Why?

I feel another trial coming on, somebody alert judge rainman, stat.

Inmem58
03-16-2013, 08:37 PM
Is he a man of his word?

Can I get a "GTFO" gif please

Detoxing
03-16-2013, 08:40 PM
In a word, no

LMAO

Inmem58
03-16-2013, 08:41 PM
I remember my first days here that cock sucker banned me. Then Clay and I exposed him. He's alright in my book now.


I don't hate

New World Order
03-16-2013, 08:44 PM
Wait, is that this season or Smith's entire career with KC (Which will still only be 1 year)

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 08:46 PM
I remember my first days here that cock sucker banned me. Then Clay and I exposed him. He's alright in my book now.


I don't hate

NO.

WE NEVER FORGIVE.

WE NEVER FORGET.

Demonpenz
03-16-2013, 08:46 PM
He is chiefsplanet addict.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 08:46 PM
Wait, is that this season or Smith's entire career with KC (Which will still only be 1 year)

He's talking about Matt Cassel.

DaneMcCloud
03-16-2013, 08:48 PM
Is he a man of his word?

He's a man of his word.

Cassel strained his oversized labia sliding before a phantom sack in which he sustained multiple concussions.

Dr. Andrews confirmed it without really confirming it.

All he had to say about the injury was "Oh, Cassel. Yeah, he's a pussy".

Bump
03-16-2013, 08:48 PM
Dont say shit you cant back up.

New World Order
03-16-2013, 08:49 PM
He's talking about Matt Cassel.



That is what I get for skimming the post

New World Order
03-16-2013, 08:51 PM
Technically, he never said playoff game "for the Chiefs". He just said playoff game. Guess he can still hang on to that sliver of hope that he wins one as a Viking! (if he even plays in it, which he won't)



But he did say "us."

BigRedChief
03-16-2013, 08:52 PM
Can I get a "GTFO" gif pleasehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoxqnjsnY1qii6tmo1_500.gif

TEX
03-16-2013, 08:55 PM
Wont miss the dipshit at all.

gblowfish
03-16-2013, 08:57 PM
Who was the CP dude who said if Salvy Perez didn't his 35 homers this year he'd shit in a cereal bowl and eat it?

I suspect somebody's going to have a very fiber filled breakfast come October!

Inmem58
03-16-2013, 08:59 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoxqnjsnY1qii6tmo1_500.gif

Rep

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-16-2013, 08:59 PM
psychoespresso will be born

Spott
03-16-2013, 09:02 PM
He's talking about Matt Cassel.

Same thing.

Molitoth
03-16-2013, 09:03 PM
Dont say shit you cant back up.

This. I'm not a crazy coffee hater or anything, but I hate when people (anyone) says shit theywont back up.

RedNeckRaider
03-16-2013, 09:04 PM
You of all people calling out someone is too fucking funny~

RedNeckRaider
03-16-2013, 09:05 PM
This. I'm not a crazy coffee hater or anything, but I hate when people (anyone) says shit theywont back up.

The OP has no zero high ground on ducking out on a bet~

MotherfuckerJones
03-16-2013, 09:06 PM
Same thing.

Matt Cassel never won a playoff game

BigRedChief
03-16-2013, 09:07 PM
NO.

WE NEVER FORGIVE.

WE NEVER FORGET.https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoEdSB32iajuVKEM8LDg1PbzoMI6qOjltIN3FVQiRPuY9UnR8hig

Molitoth
03-16-2013, 09:11 PM
The OP has no zero high ground on ducking out on a bet~

I know this. I wish crazy coffee just would've have said something so stupid.

Cassel win a playoff game......lol

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 09:14 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoEdSB32iajuVKEM8LDg1PbzoMI6qOjltIN3FVQiRPuY9UnR8hig

LMAO

RedNeckRaider
03-16-2013, 09:15 PM
I know this. I wish crazy coffee just would've have said something so stupid.

Cassel win a playoff game......lol

He still is well under the bar set by the OP. As far as stupid things said and ducking out on bets he gets a total pass when called out by gochiefs~

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 09:16 PM
NO.

WE NEVER FORGIVE.

WE NEVER FORGET.

You know when they say they are anonymous, they are legion. That sounds tough.

Out of your mouth I just hear the next line as we are retards.

ClevelandBronco
03-16-2013, 09:18 PM
He doesn't necessarily have to leave, IMO. There are plenty of things that he could do to win a playoff game for the Chiefs. It will be a bit more difficult while he's on a team that's in the NFC, but for all we know the idiot could drive his car drunkenly into a bus transporting another AFC team to a playoff game against the Chiefs. There could be an explosion that kills half the team. Cassel's that much of a fuckup. It could happen.

And it's about the only way the Chiefs could win a playoff game.

something cooler
03-16-2013, 09:18 PM
I'm down to protect cc and have his back at any cost.

(Disclaimer - Some exceptions may apply)

MotherfuckerJones
03-16-2013, 09:22 PM
He doesn't necessarily have to leave, IMO. There are plenty of things that he could do to win a playoff game for the Chiefs. It will be a bit more difficult while he's on a team that's in the NFC, but for all we know the idiot could drive his car drunkenly into a bus transporting another AFC team to a playoff game against the Chiefs. There could be an explosion that kills half the team. Cassel's that much of a ****up. It could happen.

And it's about the only way the Chiefs could win a playoff game.

Go get Flacco'd again cock

Raiderhader
03-16-2013, 09:25 PM
So I have to ask, Clay, given the fact that you know many here think of you as not being a man of your word, is this nothing more than a troll thread?

Ace Gunner
03-16-2013, 09:25 PM
This. I'm not a crazy coffee hater or anything, but I hate when people (anyone) says shit theywont back up.

if a man doesn't have his word.

notorious
03-16-2013, 09:31 PM
Crazy should be executed for having that much delusional confidence in Cassel.


But, since he is a cop, he can stay.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-16-2013, 09:33 PM
Crazy should be forced to watch an endless loop of Sharktopus/Flying Monkeys Clockwork Orange style for having that much delusional confidence in Cassel.


But, since he is a cop, he can stay.

FYP :evil:

notorious
03-16-2013, 09:34 PM
FYP :evil:

I, for one, would choose a quick death over that.


But, this is Cassel we are talking about.........

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-16-2013, 09:37 PM
I, for one, would choose a quick death over that.


But, this is Cassel we are talking about.........

I would choose Flying Monkeys over seeing Cassel throw another pass in a Chief uni. Tried watching that abortion for shits and grins and lasted 5 minutes ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 09:38 PM
So I have to ask, Clay, given the fact that you know many here think of you as not being a man of your word, is this nothing more than a troll thread?

No, I called that bitch out.

LEAVE NOW

AND NEVER COME BACK

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-16-2013, 09:41 PM
You all probably know where I stand on this.

Simply Red
03-16-2013, 09:43 PM
I've never understood your hard-on for Crazy.

something cooler
03-16-2013, 09:45 PM
You all probably know where I stand on this.

You're just lucky it was a leap year.

Chiefaholic
03-16-2013, 09:45 PM
You calling CrazyCoffee a "Man of Low Moral Fiber" is kind of like the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it? You've welched on more bets than anybody else here.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 09:48 PM
It's called capitalizing your sentences, retard. People who have passed the third grade make a practice of it.

So you haven't passed the third grade yet? I've given you too much credit young buck. My name is clearly not capitalized.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 09:49 PM
Your name IS capitalized if it starts a sentence, cro-magnon man.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 09:50 PM
You've welched on more bets than anybody else here.

I've never welched once here.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 09:50 PM
I've never understood your hard-on for Crazy.

HE WRONGED ME

HE TASKS ME

AND I SHALL HAVE HIM

Fat Elvis
03-16-2013, 09:52 PM
Technically, Cassel may still win us a playoff game. At some point in time we may play a team that has Cassel on the roster in the playoffs and he throws us a gamewinning pick six....

Raiderhader
03-16-2013, 09:52 PM
No, I called that bitch out.

LEAVE NOW

AND NEVER COME BACK

So then you are just being hypocritical. Duly noted.

MotherfuckerJones
03-16-2013, 09:53 PM
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

http://www.nickandkelligetmarried.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lets-get-ready-to-rumble.jpg

okcchief
03-16-2013, 09:53 PM
]'

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 09:54 PM
Your name IS capitalized if it starts a sentence, cro-magnon man.

My username is not capitalized! It is like trying to charge fans for "insider" information when you capitalize my username. Just stupid and wrong, goatboy!

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-16-2013, 09:55 PM
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

http://www.nickandkelligetmarried.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lets-get-ready-to-rumble.jpg

Change this man's name to a wrastler and let's get this shit going again.

something cooler
03-16-2013, 09:56 PM
Change this man's name to a wrastler and let's get this shit going again.

Don't you dare.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 10:00 PM
My username is not capitalized! It is like trying to charge fans for "insider" information when you capitalize my username. Just stupid and wrong, goatboy!

THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE

IS ALWAYS CAPITALIZED

GO BACK TO PRESCHOOL

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 10:01 PM
Technically, Cassel may still win us a playoff game. At some point in time we may play a team that has Cassel on the roster in the playoffs and he throws us a gamewinning pick six....

I'll allow this. Crazycoffey may continue to post here until Matt Cassel retires.

BUT THEN I EXPECT HIM TO LEAVE. FOREVER.

J Diddy
03-16-2013, 10:06 PM
I'll allow this. Crazycoffey may continue to post here until Matt Cassel retires.

BUT THEN I EXPECT HIM TO LEAVE. FOREVER.

SMH
@ you

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:07 PM
I've never understood your hard-on for Crazy.

Its because of the one night, I had a high alcohol - low inhibition night; where I fucked his mom and wiped my dick off in her hair. But that's not even what pissed him off. I called his grandpa after to tell him what a slut his daughter was and for some reason the UNAW never got over it. It is what it is.

NJChiefsFan
03-16-2013, 10:07 PM
if a man doesn't have his word.

He still has ChiefsPlanet.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:10 PM
THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE

IS ALWAYS CAPITALIZED

GO BACK TO PRESCHOOL

Hey, Debbie all caps! It's not a sentance, it's a message board post. And it doesn't end with punctuation either, FWIW. So please go rape your grandpa with the preverbial antifreeze aids fire fist.

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 10:12 PM
You all probably know where I stand on this.

ROFL

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:13 PM
I'll allow this; crazycoffey may continue to post here until Matt retires.

But then I expect him to leave, forever.

FYP, grammatically

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 10:13 PM
This is a pretty obvious exercise of welching on a self-imposed bet.

NJChiefsFan
03-16-2013, 10:14 PM
FYP, grammatically

LMAO

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:18 PM
Why the hell would you say that, crazycoffey?

Why?

This is a pretty obvious exercise of welching on a self-imposed bet.

I already explained it


To Really Offer Laughs -n- Laughs?

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 10:19 PM
I already explained it

I can't tell the difference between that and honestly making a point because it sounds good at the time, and re-negging on it the second you have to own up to it.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:19 PM
I can't tell the difference between that and honestly making a point because it sounds good at the time, and re-negging on it the second you have to own up to it.

ROFL

NewChief
03-16-2013, 10:35 PM
Someone's fingers wrote checks that his integrity can't cash.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 10:39 PM
Its because of the one night, I had a high alcohol - low inhibition night; where I fucked his mom and wiped my dick off in her hair. But that's not even what pissed him off. I called his grandpa after to tell him what a slut his daughter was and for some reason the UNAW never got over it. It is what it is.

The fact you joke about this so casually years after the fact is why I hate your fucking guts.

I wouldn't cry if you lost both hands and your tongue in a horrible non-work related accident (so you wouldn't qualify for injury benefits), so you couldn't type anymore and couldn't use "You Talk It Types" to soil this place with your e-smegma.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:40 PM
Someone's fingers wrote checks that his integrity can't cash.

In the bank of chiefsplanet, that's rich. In anything, ever in the history of world, else? Fuck Trent Green.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 10:43 PM
In the bank of chiefsplanet, that's rich. In anything, ever in the history of world, else? Fuck Trent Green.

You just love taking shots at everyone else's family, don't you?

"To Protect and Shit On Your Family."

Buzz
03-16-2013, 10:46 PM
Go Chiefs pulls the grammar card when he's backed into the corner, nothing new here.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:47 PM
The fact you joke about this so casually years after the fact is why I hate your fucking guts.

I wouldn't cry if you lost both hands and your tongue in a horrible non-work related accident (so you wouldn't qualify for injury benefits), so you couldn't type anymore and couldn't use "You Talk It Types" to soil this place with your e-smegma.

Blah blah, I still wiped your mom's ass chunks in her hair off my dick. The same hair you were twirling between your fingers whilst you suckled at her breast until you were the tender age of 19. That's why you love to pretend to hate me.

dj56dt58
03-16-2013, 10:48 PM
Cassel win a playoff game in Kc on madden (on easy difficulty)
That count?

NewChief
03-16-2013, 10:49 PM
In the bank of chiefsplanet, that's rich. In anything, ever in the history of world, else? **** Trent Green.

ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 10:49 PM
Blah blah, I still wiped your mom's ass chunks in her hair off my dick. The same hair you were twirling between your fingers whilst you suckled at her breast until you were the tender age of 19. That's why you love to pretend to hate me.

reported.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2013, 10:49 PM
Go Chiefs pulls the grammar card when he's backed into the corner, nothing new here.

I'm not in a corner. I've pressed crazycoffey into one.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2013, 10:52 PM
Leave Forevar? Nah. But if we pick some shitty lineman or anyone but Geno, I have to start a new account. If we're working an angle for Barkley though, it'll be worth it.
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crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:55 PM
reported.

As long as its not a red card....

Ebolapox
03-16-2013, 10:55 PM
You all probably know where I stand on this.

I know it's not, but I'm kinda hoping this is a John Matrix reference. YAY FOR HOLDING CAT POOP IN A LITTLE BAGGIE!

BigRedChief
03-16-2013, 11:04 PM
Blah blah, I still wiped your mom's ass chunks in her hair off my dick. The same hair you were twirling between your fingers whilst you suckled at her breast until you were the tender age of 19. That's why you love to pretend to hate me.LMAO Long Live CrazyCoffey.

Buzz
03-16-2013, 11:05 PM
so crazycoffey banged Go Chiefs mom, Clay is pissed and wants revenge? Just checking for understanding?

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 11:07 PM
so crazycoffey banged Go Chiefs mom, Clay is pissed and wants revenge? Just checking for understanding?

Hypothetically

Buzz
03-16-2013, 11:15 PM
Hypothetically

Care to explain and wow, adds a whole nubber level to I did your mom jokes.

Fairplay
03-16-2013, 11:20 PM
Stay crazycoffee you are a cool poster.

Plus what you said was non-binding. Take it to court.

http://i.imgur.com/ZJnJQCr.jpg

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 11:29 PM
Care to explain and wow, adds a whole nubber level to I did your mom jokes.

All I know is, one drunk lonely night in KC I picked up a one night stand. Pretty homely girl but I was recently divorced, drunk and horney enough to ride the preverbial "moped ride while no one is watching". Yadda yadda yadda, I wake up to a 17 year old in diapers dressed up as Bobba Fett calling me poppa. It was very disturbing. But also kinda sweet, in a retarded kid kinda way. I know I was groggy and all, but I never caught her name, or his. Fast forward 5 years and I find chiefsplanet. I get to posting and it didn't take long before clay "found" me "finally" and now it is what it is...

There's still no proof I actually fucked his mom.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2013, 11:33 PM
I know it's not, but I'm kinda hoping this is a John Matrix reference. YAY FOR HOLDING CAT POOP IN A LITTLE BAGGIE!

lololololmao. THAT is the funniest goddamned thread in the history of this board. Period. Hamas singlehandidly RAPED every shot from every detractor who came at him. A highly recommended read.
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salame
03-16-2013, 11:34 PM
but do you even lift?

Buzz
03-16-2013, 11:39 PM
All I know is, one drunk lonely night in KC I picked up a one night stand. Pretty homely girl but I was recently divorced, drunk and horney enough to ride the preverbial "moped ride while no one is watching". Yadda yadda yadda, I wake up to a 17 year old in diapers dressed up as Bobba Fett calling me poppa. It was very disturbing. But also kinda sweet, in a retarded kid kinda way. I know I was groggy and all, but I never caught her name, or his. Fast forward 5 years and I find chiefsplanet. I get to posting and it didn't take long before clay "found" me "finally" and now it is what it is...

There's still no proof I actually ****ed his mom.


17 year old in diapers, I got nothing.

boogblaster
03-16-2013, 11:40 PM
entry level .....

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-16-2013, 11:40 PM
lololololmao. THAT is the funniest goddamned thread in the history of this board. Period. Hamas singlehandidly RAPED every shot from every detractor who came at him. A highly recommended read.
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Enjoy

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 11:44 PM
17 year old in diapers, I got nothing.

Don't forget about the Bobba Fett costume

Buzz
03-16-2013, 11:47 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone needs therapy after reading that.

RustShack
03-16-2013, 11:52 PM
Hey guys a 16 seed is going to win the NCAA tournament this year or I'm leaving Chiefs Planet forever

Iowa State won't have a 16 seed.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 12:07 AM
All I know is, one drunk lonely night in KC I picked up a one night stand. Pretty homely girl but I was recently divorced, drunk and horney enough to ride the preverbial "moped ride while no one is watching". Yadda yadda yadda, I wake up to a 17 year old in diapers dressed up as Bobba Fett calling me poppa. It was very disturbing. But also kinda sweet, in a retarded kid kinda way. I know I was groggy and all, but I never caught her name, or his. Fast forward 5 years and I find chiefsplanet. I get to posting and it didn't take long before clay "found" me "finally" and now it is what it is...

There's still no proof I actually fucked his mom.

Do you think this is funny? It's not. You're not funny.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 12:12 AM
Do you think this is funny? It's not. You're not funny.

Struck a chord?

Buzz
03-17-2013, 12:13 AM
Hey mods, way to much "tmi" can you make this thread go away for ever.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 12:14 AM
Hey mods, way to much "tmi" can you make this thread go away for ever.

You new here?

bevischief
03-17-2013, 01:45 AM
wtf?

DTLB58
03-17-2013, 03:34 AM
I say they both leave for good. Two birds, one stone. ROFL

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 04:35 AM
CRAZYCOFFEY IS A DAMN GOOD MAN. YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HURE.

<a href="http://beta.photobucket.com/images/goodman" target="_blank"><img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a147/Niloc83/goodman.jpg" border="0" alt="goodman photo: goodman goodman.jpg"/></a>

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 08:28 AM
Is he a man of his word?

I don't know him, but I invite him to stay. Only cASSHOLEis responsible for his actions (or inactions)...

From an investor, please stay Sir...

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 08:38 AM
All I know is, one drunk lonely night in KC I picked up a one night stand. Pretty homely girl but I was recently divorced, drunk and horney enough to ride the preverbial "moped ride while no one is watching". Yadda yadda yadda, I wake up to a 17 year old in diapers dressed up as Bobba Fett calling me poppa. It was very disturbing. But also kinda sweet, in a retarded kid kinda way. I know I was groggy and all, but I never caught her name, or his. Fast forward 5 years and I find chiefsplanet. I get to posting and it didn't take long before clay "found" me "finally" and now it is what it is...

There's still no proof I actually fucked his mom.

LOL, that's funny!

theelusiveeightrop
03-17-2013, 08:43 AM
This is wonderful.

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 08:55 AM
This is wonderful.

It's all like this...

http://english.people.com.cn/mediafile/201002/23/F201002231548561220229804.jpg

threebag02
03-17-2013, 09:16 AM
This place has gone to shit since crazycoffey left.

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 09:22 AM
What ever happened to that Barney Stinson? He was a funny dude.

theelusiveeightrop
03-17-2013, 09:32 AM
The friendliness alone brings me back again and again and again to CP.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-17-2013, 09:32 AM
Didn't he call Clay's grandpa or some shit? Yeah, that would cause a rivalry one would think.

JASONSAUTO
03-17-2013, 09:39 AM
Didn't he call Clay's grandpa or some shit? Yeah, that would cause a rivalry one would think.

more than that...
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Pasta Giant Meatball
03-17-2013, 09:39 AM
more than that...
Posted via Mobile Device

Refresh me

JASONSAUTO
03-17-2013, 09:41 AM
Refresh me

No I'm saying for me it would cause a little more than just a rivalry.
Posted via Mobile Device

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 09:52 AM
The friendliness alone brings me back again and again and again to CP.

It's all like this. It's a well-officiated fucking site...

http://doublewhammer.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kenneth-darby-rams-umpire_1665086.jpg

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-17-2013, 09:54 AM
That ole fart looks tough

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 10:06 AM
That ole fart looks tough

If he doesn't toss the flag, it's all good!

Chief Roundup
03-17-2013, 10:23 AM
This thread is full of laughs and obviousness.
GoChiefs calling anyone out....let alone about a bet. If there was a pic in the dictionary for welcher...
A cop not doing what he said...or is suppose to do.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-17-2013, 11:18 AM
Didn't he call Clay's grandpa or some shit? Yeah, that would cause a rivalry one would think.

If any of these fucks called my family, I'd be on the first plane to "WhipyourassVille".
Posted via Mobile Device

JASONSAUTO
03-17-2013, 11:19 AM
If any of these fucks called my family, I'd be on the first to "WhipyourassVille".
Posted via Mobile Device

My point exactly
Posted via Mobile Device

B14ckmon
03-17-2013, 11:22 AM
I also made a bet with Silver that I would leave CP planet forever if Alex Smith wasn't a Chief by April 1st :)

JASONSAUTO
03-17-2013, 11:48 AM
I also made a bet with Silver that I would leave CP planet forever if Alex Smith wasn't a Chief by April 1st :)

So? That happened.

That's why there isn't a thread calling you out
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Saul Good
03-17-2013, 11:50 AM
All a eugenicist would need to do in order to convince society of his aims is to take a close look at about the last 10 ****o's to post on this board. One more time for the road, as I said last night, I don't give a shit how many of Phobia's little internet buddies flame me on this message board. If this is the best shit that you guys can bring, well then you can go **** yourself. Iowanian, it doesn't surprise me that you would bring necrophilia into this post, I'm just surprised you haven' t found away to mention bestiality as well.

The pathetic thing about all you ****s is that you are an internet clique, a clique of people whose major reason for getting up in the morning would seem to be posting on this board.

How many copies have come and gone across the last five years? What the **** are you all still doing here after five years? The fact that your lives have devolved to the point where you spend half a decade of your adult lives as potent, active members of this board is ridiculous. The way you treat new members on this board shows your own idiocy and lack of self worth.

A dude loses his cat, so you call him a retard. He ****s up a term of internet slang, so you mock him over that. Is that all you pathetic ****s have in your life, that you have to give sh*t to people on this board b/c they aren't part of your e-posse?

This board is entertaining for a while, but after sometime I would gather that most people get sick of putting up w/ the jackasses on the board like most of you ****s.

The sad thing about this place is that I'll probably fade away in a few weeks or months, probably come back around for the draft to get more info, but you bad mother****ers will still be here five years later, just like you were five years before. Fading away from this board isn't a sign of giving up, rather it's probably a sign of hope. Yet most of you obviously see it as some form of grave failure for the member to meet up to your 'standards'.

Iowanian, perhaps I should bow down to a man of your obvious infinite knowledge, a man who has belonged to this board since the ****ing Clinton administration. You must be so much better than me because you're a Suburban Commando with a wife he hates and kids he can't stand. You must be king of the world, what with that avatar of a flaming keyboard and all. What a true badass.

If you want to take shots of me because of an intentionally goofy look I made during a photo, then that's cool, I have enough self worth that I can take it. I've seen the member photo's section of this website, most of you are charter members of the all-ugly team, so your attempts to put me down are a might like the pot and kettle, not that you are smart enough to make that analogy anyway.

I'll probably be out of here in a week, you'll still be starting sticky polls in leetspeak, eating takeout food in the ramshackles you live in. Here's a poll for you, you're all approaching middle age, your lives have no meaning and your jobs do nothing to create to the better good of society. What are you going to do about? Survey says you are going to post on a football board and try to prove how much of a badass you are by ganging up on a dude in order to protect your e-friendships. But that's cool, as I said, I can take it.

Enjoy the 9-5 grind for the rest of your lives you sad ****s...Good luck starting up those "civil unrest hurricanes" Iowanian, I'm sure it's a hell of a job you do there, bitch.

Enjoy

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

.

ROYC75
03-17-2013, 12:11 PM
Is he a man of his word?

You set the standard for honoring statements on CP.

Oh the irony of it.:doh!:

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 12:15 PM
Didn't he call Clay's grandpa or some shit? Yeah, that would cause a rivalry one would think.

Worse than that...he exposed an innocent old man to harm and harassment from strangers...he's a shameful excuse for a pig.

ROYC75
03-17-2013, 12:16 PM
Originally Posted by crazycoffey View Post
All I know is, one drunk lonely night in KC I picked up a one night stand. Pretty homely girl but I was recently divorced, drunk and horney enough to ride the preverbial "moped ride while no one is watching". Yadda yadda yadda, I wake up to a 17 year old in diapers dressed up as Bobba Fett calling me poppa. It was very disturbing. But also kinda sweet, in a retarded kid kinda way. I know I was groggy and all, but I never caught her name, or his. Fast forward 5 years and I find chiefsplanet. I get to posting and it didn't take long before clay "found" me "finally" and now it is what it is...

There's still no proof I actually ****ed his mom.

Do you think this is funny? It's not. You're not funny.

Heh, isn't this like father like son ?

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-17-2013, 12:17 PM
Post 162...Good ole Hamas heh

Fairplay
03-17-2013, 12:22 PM
so crazycoffey banged Go Chiefs mom, Clay is pissed and wants revenge?

<iframe class="imgur-album" width="100%" height="550" frameborder="0" src="http://imgur.com/a/RFAKZ/embed"></iframe>

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 12:31 PM
Originally Posted by John Matrix
All a eugenicist would need to do in order to convince society of his aims is to take a close look at about the last 10 ****o's to post on this board. One more time for the road, as I said last night, I don't give a shit how many of Phobia's little internet buddies flame me on this message board. If this is the best shit that you guys can bring, well then you can go **** yourself. Iowanian, it doesn't surprise me that you would bring necrophilia into this post, I'm just surprised you haven' t found away to mention bestiality as well.

The pathetic thing about all you ****s is that you are an internet clique, a clique of people whose major reason for getting up in the morning would seem to be posting on this board.

How many copies have come and gone across the last five years? What the **** are you all still doing here after five years? The fact that your lives have devolved to the point where you spend half a decade of your adult lives as potent, active members of this board is ridiculous. The way you treat new members on this board shows your own idiocy and lack of self worth.

A dude loses his cat, so you call him a retard. He ****s up a term of internet slang, so you mock him over that. Is that all you pathetic ****s have in your life, that you have to give sh*t to people on this board b/c they aren't part of your e-posse?

This board is entertaining for a while, but after sometime I would gather that most people get sick of putting up w/ the jackasses on the board like most of you ****s.

The sad thing about this place is that I'll probably fade away in a few weeks or months, probably come back around for the draft to get more info, but you bad mother****ers will still be here five years later, just like you were five years before. Fading away from this board isn't a sign of giving up, rather it's probably a sign of hope. Yet most of you obviously see it as some form of grave failure for the member to meet up to your 'standards'.

Iowanian, perhaps I should bow down to a man of your obvious infinite knowledge, a man who has belonged to this board since the ****ing Clinton administration. You must be so much better than me because you're a Suburban Commando with a wife he hates and kids he can't stand. You must be king of the world, what with that avatar of a flaming keyboard and all. What a true badass.

If you want to take shots of me because of an intentionally goofy look I made during a photo, then that's cool, I have enough self worth that I can take it. I've seen the member photo's section of this website, most of you are charter members of the all-ugly team, so your attempts to put me down are a might like the pot and kettle, not that you are smart enough to make that analogy anyway.

I'll probably be out of here in a week, you'll still be starting sticky polls in leetspeak, eating takeout food in the ramshackles you live in. Here's a poll for you, you're all approaching middle age, your lives have no meaning and your jobs do nothing to create to the better good of society. What are you going to do about? Survey says you are going to post on a football board and try to prove how much of a badass you are by ganging up on a dude in order to protect your e-friendships. But that's cool, as I said, I can take it.

Enjoy the 9-5 grind for the rest of your lives you sad ****s...Good luck starting up those "civil unrest hurricanes" Iowanian, I'm sure it's a hell of a job you do there, bitch.


.



(Gunter glieben glauchen globen)
Alright
I got somethin' to say
Yeah, it's better to burn out
Yeah, then fade away

All right, ow

Gonna start a fire

Come on


Rise up! Gather round

Rock this place to the ground

Burn it up let's go for broke

Watch the night go up in smoke


Rock on!

(Rock on!)

Drive me crazier, no serenade

No fire brigade, just Pyromania, come on


(What do you want?)

What do you want?

(I want rock 'n' roll)

Yes I do

(Long live rock 'n' roll)


Oh let's go, let's strike a light

We're gonna blow like dynamite

I don't care if it takes all night

Gonna set this town alight, come on


(What do you want?)

What do you want?

(I want rock 'n' roll)

Alright

(Long live rock 'n' roll)

Oh yeah yeah


Rock of ages, rock of ages

Still rollin', keep a-rollin'

Rock of ages, rock of ages

Still rollin', rock 'n' rollin'


We got the power, got the glory

Just say you need it and if you need it

Say, "Yeah!"

Ooh yeah


Now listen to me

I'm burnin', burnin', I got the fever

I know for sure, there ain't no cure

So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more for the road


(What do you want?)

What do you want?

(I want rock 'n' roll)

You betcha

(Long live rock 'n' roll)

I'm here


Rock of ages, rock of ages

Still rollin', keep a-rollin'

Rock of ages, rock of ages

Still rollin', rock 'n' rollin'


We got the power, got the glory

Just say you need it and if you need it

Say, "Yeah!"

Say, "Yeah!"


We're gonna burn this damn place down, woo hoo

Down to the ground

Rudy lost the toss
03-17-2013, 01:49 PM
Well you can bet Hamas won't be back in this thread. He's long buried that moment in CP. Matrix is his Ray Lewis murder trial.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 02:03 PM
Didn't he call Clay's grandpa or some shit? Yeah, that would cause a rivalry one would think.

Nobody called anyone. We were going back and forth like we are in this thread and I did a white page search for wendler in KC, even though I know he lives in Texas, and posted one of the results. He said it was his grandpa, though who knows if it was or not, I got a few days vacation.

To the "bet" it was not a bet. It was in the thread direcshun made about like casshole and then later in the thread backpeding. Everyone did the usual arguement about him being nice but not talented. Etc etc. I made a couple random ass comments like I always do. Clay cherry picked this one to start a thread about it. Jesus some of you take this board too seriously.

The only bet I've made with anyone that I lost was with reerun. I owe him a nice stick and bottle of bourbon or scotch when we finally meet someday. I still plan on delivering that.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 02:06 PM
Clay is just a retard who's fun to fuck with. I recon he feels the same about me.

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 02:07 PM
This place is like a drug. One cannot just leave forever.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 02:09 PM
Clay is just a retard who's fun to fuck with. I recon he feels the same about me.

You are a retard who I wish didn't exist. Your presence here is nothing but cancer to everyone.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-17-2013, 03:07 PM
Eh, I've met Coffey. He's good people. Clay; stfu on this one.
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Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 03:11 PM
Eh, I've met Coffey. He's good people. Clay; stfu on this one.
Posted via Mobile Device

I don't care what he's like in real life. On here, he's a POS. That's 99 percent of my interaction with him, so he deserves castration.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 03:34 PM
You are a retard who I wish didn't exist. Your presence here is nothing but cancer to everyone.

That's not very nice, mister.

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 06:01 PM
Hey, since I asked him to stay, I'm thinking he will. Anyways (as some people say!!), how the hell do all y'alls change your names? Not that I'm not happy with mine, I just can't find the setting...

Brock
03-17-2013, 06:11 PM
That and his abuse of the infraction system really should have been enough. But certain people get away with anything here.

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 06:18 PM
That and his abuse of the infraction system really should have been enough. But certain people get away with anything here.

How does that answer how people change their names?

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 06:18 PM
he called Clay's grandpa? Why do some people have to take things so far?

RedNeckRaider
03-17-2013, 06:20 PM
How does that answer how people change their names?

You just ask a mod to do it~

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 06:21 PM
specifically Bob Dole

PM him; he takes care of all name changes

Brock
03-17-2013, 06:25 PM
How does that answer how people change their names?

As others have said, pm Bob Dole. Keep doing that until you get it changed.

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 06:29 PM
Pink weighs in...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Please_don't_leave_me.jpg

Reerun_KC
03-17-2013, 06:33 PM
Ironic queen of the bet welchers asking someone to leave.

Valiant
03-17-2013, 06:35 PM
so you are a liar

you went back on your word

YOU'RE A MAN OF LOW MORAL FIBER

LOL.. You calling someone out on this is the funniest thing I have seen on here besides rape lately..

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 06:53 PM
he called Clay's grandpa? Why do some people have to take things so far?

No I didn't. There's still never been proof that the number was indeed anyone clay knows

Chiefaholic
03-17-2013, 06:58 PM
Grow a pair Clay, then move on. If petty crap like this in life get you worked up, then I honestly feel sorry for anybody you live with.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 07:05 PM
Grow a pair Clay, then move on. If petty crap like this in life get you worked up, then I honestly feel sorry for anybody you live with.

His mother approves of this post

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 07:16 PM
So how the fuck are people changing their names?

Sorter
03-17-2013, 07:23 PM
So how the **** are people changing their names?

Christian Ponder's a fucking magician and hates KC?

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 07:23 PM
So how the fuck are people changing their names?

By Séance. But you have to do it precicly at midnight during a full moon.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-17-2013, 07:24 PM
So how the fuck are people changing their names?

Why is this man not Whorey Gays yet? Oh shit, they did get him with a better name even ROFL

Der Flöprer
03-17-2013, 07:26 PM
So how the fuck are people changing their names?

Dude. Do you not read the responses people leave for you? PM Bob Dole. Now, he doesn't always check them, so if you haven't heard back in a couple of hours PM him again. You'll get a response by Monday that way for sure.

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 07:31 PM
Dude. Do you not read the responses people leave for you? PM Bob Dole. Now, he doesn't always check them, so if you haven't heard back in a couple of hours PM him again. You'll get a response by Monday that way for sure.

It works it worked for me :D

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-17-2013, 07:33 PM
I think you should go back to Razor Ramon. Bring back the wrastlers!!!

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 07:41 PM
I think you should go back to Razor Ramon. Bring back the wrastlers!!!

Shaw, that was a short lived fun time. Then people got all Anal Fat Elvised over it and I got tired of the screaming and yelling.

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-17-2013, 07:42 PM
Shaw, that was a short lived fun time. Then people got all Anal Fat Elvised over it and I got tired of the screaming and yelling.

I didn't partake, but it was hilarious for a time. All I've ever been is little ole PGM.

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 07:46 PM
I didn't partake, but it was hilarious for a time. All I've ever been is little ole PGM.

You should be known as Mini Mr. T. Or Midget Mr. T

Easy 6
03-17-2013, 07:53 PM
As far as i'm concerned Coffee doesn't have to justify his existence on here one little bit, he's a bonafide american warfighter who came home to protect our own streets, i bet he's a pretty damn cool cop.

His meaningless, piddly bet means less than nothing to me, gonna back him up every single time.

DO NOT FURTHER DIVIDE THE NATION BY GOING AFTER COFFEE

KC Tattoo
03-17-2013, 07:55 PM
As far as i'm concerned Coffee doesn't have to justify his existence on here one little bit, he's a bonafide american warfighter who came home to protect our own streets, i bet he's a pretty damn cool cop.

His meaningless, piddly bet means less than nothing to me, gonna back him up every single time.

DO NOT FURTHER DIVIDE THE NATION BY GOING AFTER COFFEE

<a href="http://beta.photobucket.com/images/ditto" target="_blank"><img src="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m22/notchman777/Ditto.gif" border="0" alt="ditto photo: Ditto, Ditto,,,,,,,, Ditto.gif"/></a>

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 08:23 PM
Dude. Do you not read the responses people leave for you? PM Bob Dole. Now, he doesn't always check them, so if you haven't heard back in a couple of hours PM him again. You'll get a response by Monday that way for sure.

Oh, OK... That's cool... When "Glorydayz" isn't appropriate anymore, when the Chiefs win something important, I might need to update to something as cool as my avatar's ass! Although, I have been thinking about changing back to the lady with the sand-covered ass!

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 08:24 PM
<a href="http://beta.photobucket.com/images/ditto" target="_blank"><img src="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m22/notchman777/Ditto.gif" border="0" alt="ditto photo: Ditto, Ditto,,,,,,,, Ditto.gif"/></a>

As long as it's not Snow Coffee...

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 08:30 PM
Floppy, did you do that? ROFL

Otter
03-17-2013, 09:02 PM
Please tell me GoChiefs isn't hounding somebody for not honoring a bet and no one's handed his ass to him yet?!?!?

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:07 PM
Please tell me GoChiefs isn't hounding somebody for not honoring a bet and no one's handed his ass to him yet?!?!?

The interesting thing is no one ever hands me my ass around here when it comes to bets, because I've honored every one. It's an urban legend that I welched.

Nightfyre
03-17-2013, 09:09 PM
You've weaseled your way out by justifying it to yourself. That has established your well-earned distinction as a welcher.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:10 PM
You've weaseled your way out by justifying it to yourself. That has established your well-earned distinction as a welcher.

Nothing to weasel out of. No proof of a welch. Ever.

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 09:17 PM
The interesting thing is no one ever hands me my ass around here when it comes to bets, because I've honored every one. It's an urban legend that I welched.

Fell free to stay, I like you too...

Mr_Tomahawk
03-17-2013, 09:25 PM
The interesting thing is no one ever hands me my ass around here when it comes to bets, because I've honored every one. It's an urban legend that I welched.

Nothing to weasel out of. No proof of a welch. Ever.

Not true.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=268221&highlight=clay

And you edited the date in post I linked you to...welcher.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:28 PM
***** was not our GM in February.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:29 PM
And you should know that I was prepared to honor that. I even prepared a GIF for such an event.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-17-2013, 09:35 PM
***** was not our GM in February.

Bullshit.

You went back and edited the post changing the month from January to February after I made the post...

Why the fuck would I make that post a month early? No...I made it 3 hours from when you were suppose to honor your bet.

You were betting he would be gone by your birthday.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9198799&postcount=51

Welcher. FRAUD.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-17-2013, 09:36 PM
Go back and edit that post too...cover-up alllllll your tracks.

But know I own you, Pussy.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:37 PM
I didn't edit anything.

The post would say I had edited if I had edited it.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:38 PM
I did not bet that he would be gone by my birthday.

I thought he would be fired on that day because it was the day after our last game.

But I never bet on it. I knew it might take a day or two for him to be fired, so I said February.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-17-2013, 09:38 PM
I didn't edit anything.

The post would say I had edited if I had edited it.

The fact is, he would have been our GM in January anyway, because we had a game in January.

How dumb do you think I am?

Dumb enough to ask that question...

I edited a post in that same thread "hear" ...but it doesn't show my stamp-date of when I made the edit.

Welcher.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-17-2013, 09:39 PM
You just edited the post I quoted and it doesnt say shit...


God you are SOOO fucking stupid! LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:39 PM
Dude, I never edited that post.

It would say I had edited it!

Dumbass.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:40 PM
You just edited the post I quoted and it doesnt say shit...


God you are SOOO fucking stupid! LMAO

That's because I realized I was wrong.

We did not have a game in January.

In any case...I never edited that post. I said February, because I figured it might take a day or two for him to be fired.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-17-2013, 09:41 PM
Dude, I never edited that post.

It would say I had edited it!

Dumbass.

Not true.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:41 PM
You're completely wrong. I DID NOT EDIT. WHERE IS THE PROOF?

Dumbass.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:42 PM
How dumb do you think I am, to say I would leave forever if he was our GM in January?

Firings always take a few days.

Betting on a specific day would be incredibly stupid.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:42 PM
You're making shit up, asshole.

I don't appreciate being compared to a known, proven welcher like crazycoffey.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 09:50 PM
Cock sucking welcher

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 09:52 PM
You're making shit up, asshole.

I don't appreciate being compared to a known, proven welcher like crazycoffey.

He was injured. I can play by your rules too......

teedubya
03-17-2013, 09:53 PM
Sounds like people need to start taking screen caps... it works for Twitter DMs from the Chiefs and CP posts. It's magical. :-)

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 09:53 PM
Plus I'm honoring the statement, even though I don't have to. I will never post in that thread again...

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 09:54 PM
He was injured. I can play by your rules too......

His injury was not major, he returned.

LEAVE.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 10:04 PM
His injury was not major, he returned.

LEAVE.

I did, even left a goodbye post in that thread. I will never post in that thread again, ever. You now have a coffey free thread.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 10:08 PM
His injury was not major, he returned.

LEAVE.

Plus "major" is subjective. You want the injury not to be major because it serves your feeble attempt to troll me. Go back to trolling dating sites

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 10:10 PM
Plus "major" is subjective. You want the injury not to be major because it serves your feble attempt to troll me. Go back to trolling dating sites

"Feble" is not a word, you neanderthal.

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 10:13 PM
"Feble" is not a word, you neanderthal.

Don't edit my posts to try and make me look bad

Dave Lane
03-17-2013, 10:14 PM
Major injuries....could be an out.

Not sure a bruised vag and being benched counts but whatever.

stevieray
03-17-2013, 10:15 PM
His injury was not major, he returned.

LEAVE.

dude, STFU

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 10:17 PM
I won't fault coffey for his statement. He believed strongly in something so he made a tongue in cheek comment about 'leaving the board forever' even though he wasn't making a bet with anyone in particular...

I did the same thing the Priest Holmes comeback year...

if you aren't betting with someone and make a "I'll bet you a MILLION dollars" bet...it's not a real ****ing bet. See (edit)

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 10:19 PM
I won't fault coffey for his statement. He believed strongly in something so he made a tongue in cheek comment about 'leaving the board forever' even though he wasn't making a bet with anyone in particular...

I did the same thing the Priest Holmes comeback year...

if you aren't betting with someone and make a "I'll bet you a MILLION dollars" bet...it's not a real fucking bet.

Your support means the world to me. Can we cuddle?

Phobia
03-17-2013, 10:20 PM
Originally Posted by PGM
Enjoy

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294
That was a lot more funny than I remembered. Matrix was such a dolt.

Valiant
03-17-2013, 10:24 PM
Dude, I never edited that post.

It would say I had edited it!

Dumbass.

That is not true, you can edit posts without showing up all the time..

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2013, 10:26 PM
That is not true, you can edit posts without showing up all the time..

we may never know

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 10:26 PM
That is not true, you can edit posts without showing up all the time..

yeah RIGHT after you post for about a minute

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 10:27 PM
Your support means the world to me. Can we cuddle?

this is about the only thing I'll support since you didn't make a bet with an actual member; just made a general statement that fit under the "I'll bet you a million dollars" category

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 10:30 PM
yeah RIGHT after you post for about a minute

Little longer than that actually

crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 10:30 PM
this is about the only thing I'll support since you didn't make a bet with an actual member; just made a general statement that fit under the "I'll bet you a million dollars" category

But can we cuddle?

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 10:30 PM
That was a lot more funny than I remembered. Matrix was such a dolt.

can you believe he's a father now?!!?

Setsuna
03-17-2013, 10:31 PM
this

When he got injured, what was the Chiefs record and were they already mathematically eliminated from the playoff picture? I think that is an emphatic YES. So you can leave this thread now. Welcher lover.

JASONSAUTO
03-17-2013, 10:42 PM
Face down and a fat girl got you in a camel clutch. Lol


Iowanian is a crazy fuck
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crazycoffey
03-17-2013, 10:59 PM
When he got injured, what was the Chiefs record and were they already mathematically eliminated from the playoff picture? I think that is an emphatic YES. So you can leave this thread now. Welcher lover.

I agree. That's why I decided to honor the comment. I left that thread and will never post in it again.

Phobia
03-17-2013, 11:22 PM
can you believe he's a father now?!!?

I'll never believe he was Matrix. Not unless he magically gained 30 IQ points.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-18-2013, 06:47 AM
Not sure a bruised vag and being benched counts but whatever.

He lost his starting spot the same way Alex Smith lost his, to concussion. Quinn didn't turn the ball over and Capherdick played better.