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Direckshun
03-16-2013, 09:23 PM
I have hereby decreed that there is no reason for the Titans to exist.

I've largely forgotten they had a team in Tennessee. And I've never met anybody who cares about them.

They had a Super Bowl appearance, so I've decided we pull the plug. We do not need them around anymore.

All they really do is just absorb talent that other, more interesting teams could use.

Who's with me?

Shogun
03-16-2013, 09:25 PM
Chris Johnson is the only reason anybody remembers them.

Molitoth
03-16-2013, 09:25 PM
Sadly they have been more relevant than the chiefs.

threebag02
03-16-2013, 09:25 PM
Vince Young likes this

something cooler
03-16-2013, 09:26 PM
In.

Best way to go about this...

Online petition?
Riot?
Anonymous Death Threats?
Flying Banners?

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 09:26 PM
There should be an entire division of teams that we put teams nobody cares about anymore in:

Tennessee Titans
Jacksonville Jaguars
Oakland Raiders
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

MotherfuckerJones
03-16-2013, 09:27 PM
My ex cunt of a girlfriend was actually a Titans fan

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-16-2013, 09:28 PM
Get rid of Carolina and Jacksonville too while you're at it. They're both useless as well.

alpha_omega
03-16-2013, 09:28 PM
My friends in tennessee would disagree.

Ace Gunner
03-16-2013, 09:29 PM
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/r/images/remember-the-titans-5.jpg

Inmem58
03-16-2013, 09:30 PM
You need attention bro?

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 09:30 PM
If you had to summarize the AFC West as races from the Lord of the Rings....

The Chiefs would obviously be dwarves. Good people, but pretty dumb about their business and clearly inferior.

The Broncos would obviously be elves. They just get the long end of every fucking stick in life and have had the most success.

The Raiders? Orcs. Obv.

The Chargers would be men, because they're the most boring and nobody really gives a shit.

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 09:31 PM
My friends in tennessee would disagree.

Honestly, I'm not even sure Tennessee is a real place.

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 09:31 PM
Without looking -- what city do the Titans even play in?

Seriously.

KC_Lee
03-16-2013, 09:31 PM
Considering the absolute wreck the team is in right now, the bat s**t crazy owner, the fact that the entire team & fan base lives of the past "sucesses" of Jeff Fisher...yeh fold 'em.

Brock
03-16-2013, 09:32 PM
The jaguars should not exist. Bad market, useless team.

Direckshun
03-16-2013, 09:32 PM
Considering the absolute wreck the team is in right now, the bat s**t crazy owner, the fact that the entire team & fan base lives of the past "sucesses" of Jeff Fisher...yeh fold 'em.

We could probably get this league down to 24 teams, easy.

DonTellMeShowMe
03-16-2013, 09:32 PM
Save Our Titans?

KC_Lee
03-16-2013, 09:33 PM
Honestly, I'm not even sure Tennessee is a real place.

Oh it's real alright. Bad drivers, piss poor excuse for BBQ, roads that just sort of change names for no good reason, endless tourists wearing cowboys hats.

Yeah it's real, all that and more.

NJChiefsFan
03-16-2013, 09:34 PM
Without looking -- what city do the Titans even play in?

Seriously.

Nashville. I suspect more would get that right then guessing what city the Giants/Jets play in.

Ace Gunner
03-16-2013, 09:34 PM
actually, I never really liked chris johnson's running style.

KC_Lee
03-16-2013, 09:35 PM
actually, I never really liked chris johnson's running style.

What, you're not a fan of 1 yard, -2 yards, 2 yards, 80 yards, 1 yard, 0 yards, -5 yards as a vaiable running style?

LoneWolf
03-16-2013, 09:36 PM
I have hereby decreed that there is no reason for Direckshun to exist.

I've largely forgotten there was a poster named Direckshun. And I've never met anybody who cares about him.

He was voted most likely to suck cock, so I've decided we pull the plug. We do not need him around anymore.

All he really does is start dumb threads and hog bandwidth, more interesting posters could use.

Who's with me?

FYP

tk13
03-16-2013, 09:40 PM
I'm not sure what their numbers were this year... but I'm pretty sure they've sold out every single game they've ever played in the current stadium. It's like a 130-140 game streak. That goes back to the 90's.

They went like 11 or 12 straight years of selling out every single game the day tickets went on sale. They are probably one of best fan bases in the league.

DenverChief
03-16-2013, 09:46 PM
Considering the absolute wreck the team is in right now, the bat s**t crazy owner, the fact that the entire team & fan base lives of the past "sucesses" of Marty Schottenheimer...

Fyp

durtyrute
03-16-2013, 09:55 PM
The woman and I honeymoon in the smokey mountains and people around there love their Titans.

Ceej
03-16-2013, 09:57 PM
How was this not another mock draft thread?

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2013, 09:58 PM
I totally fucking agree. A bunch Vol fans trying to support a jack shit franchise. Kill it. Kill it dead.
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Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2013, 09:59 PM
Get rid of Carolina and Jacksonville too while you're at it. They're both useless as well.

Yep! Complete expansion uselessness.
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BossChief
03-16-2013, 09:59 PM
If the league decided to retract and go back to 30 teams, I bet the Chiefs would be in the conversation to be one of the two teams.

Sadly, with discussions like this one we are throwing stones from our glass house.

durtyrute
03-16-2013, 10:04 PM
They have won more games than we have since 04 at least.

tk13
03-16-2013, 10:04 PM
I don't know about that, the Chiefs and the Hunt family have been so important to the history of the NFL. I don't think they'd be contracted. But I'd agree Titan fans would probably laugh at this thread and the general idea, arguing Arrowhead was half empty this year, while the Titans have sold out every game going back to when Bill Clinton was President.

crazycoffey
03-16-2013, 10:11 PM
Well, we're still waiting for you to say something important.

cardken2
03-16-2013, 10:14 PM
Remembered for this:http://youtu.be/d8ZrwTFbVvc

Fairplay
03-16-2013, 10:25 PM
Without looking -- what city do the Titans even play in?

Seriously.



That one city with a bunch of hillbillies.

Simply Red
03-16-2013, 10:28 PM
Pull Harmony Korine and FAX (& a few others I've forgotten) & fire a giant butt-plug astroid at Nashville - and not a single fuck would be given.

Deberg_1990
03-16-2013, 10:29 PM
Sadly they have been more relevant than the chiefs.

Unfortunately this, they have won 5 playoff games since 1994.

Simply Red
03-16-2013, 10:31 PM
Sadly they have been more relevant than the chiefs.

:LOL:

salame
03-16-2013, 10:36 PM
CJ.5k

Deberg_1990
03-16-2013, 10:41 PM
Nashville. I suspect more would get that right then guessing what city the Giants/Jets play in.

I wonder why they didnt go with the Nashville Titans? Or why the Patriots are not the Boston Patriots? How do they decide to go with regional name over a city name?

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2013, 10:44 PM
I wonder why they didnt go with the Nashville Titans? Or why the Patriots are not the Boston Patriots? How do they decide to go with regional name over a city name?

"Missori Squatters". Doesn't have much sizzle.
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tk13
03-16-2013, 10:44 PM
Someone older than me would have to answer this... but I thought they actually were the Boston Patriots in the old AFL... at least for a short time.

something cooler
03-16-2013, 10:51 PM
Someone older than me would have to answer this... but I thought they actually were the Boston Patriots in the old AFL... at least for a short time.

They were.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2013, 10:51 PM
Someone older than me would have to answer this... but I thought they actually were the Boston Patriots in the old AFL... at least for a short time.

Yep. And Oakland used to wear black and gold before greasy Alvin.
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DTLB58
03-17-2013, 02:27 AM
If the league decided to retract and go back to 30 teams, I bet the Chiefs would be in the conversation to be one of the two teams.

Sadly, with discussions like this one we are throwing stones from our glass house.

I'd say Raiders and Jets should be thrown out.

ForeverChiefs58
03-17-2013, 05:25 AM
Without looking -- what city do the Titans even play in?

Seriously.

Sadly, more people probably know this over which state the chiefs actually play in. Chiefs have the worst record in the NFL, and signed Alex smith to save them and you start a thread like this. :spock:

SNR
03-17-2013, 06:38 AM
If the league decided to retract and go back to 30 teams, I bet the Chiefs would be in the conversation to be one of the two teams.

Sadly, with discussions like this one we are throwing stones from our glass house.

Bulllshit. Success has nothing to do with it. The Cleveland Browns and Detroit Lions have been way less successful than the Chiefs since the 2000s, and I don't think there's a single person in the country who would dream of getting rid of them.

This thread is all about questioning the existential value of wet fart teams like the Titans. It's perfect.

bevischief
03-17-2013, 06:42 AM
Who gives a shit?

SNR
03-17-2013, 06:43 AM
At the very least, we need to put them back in Houston. And get that silly ridiculous logo off the fucking helmet for Christ's sake.

Bud Adams should go on trial for crimes against humanity after getting rid of the coolest fucking sports logo in all of sports- the oil derrick. Cool as hell.

Flaming thumbtack? NOT cool. Quite gay, actually.

theelusiveeightrop
03-17-2013, 07:31 AM
Put down the pipe.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-17-2013, 07:33 AM
The Titans can go to LA. But Tennessee must stay for Memphis alone.

acesn8s
03-17-2013, 07:44 AM
I have hereby decreed that there is no reason for the Titans to exist.

I've largely forgotten they had a team in Tennessee. And I've never met anybody who cares about them.

They had a Super Bowl appearance, so I've decided we pull the plug. We do not need them around anymore.

All they really do is just absorb talent that other, more interesting teams could use.

Who's with me?

I thought you wanted to say something important.

GloryDayz
03-17-2013, 08:16 AM
My ex cunt of a girlfriend was actually a Titans fan

ROFLROFL I can see why she dumped you... Epic Chiefs-Titan arguments in bed, all ending with you, well, PIIHB!

Direckshun
10-03-2013, 12:16 AM
I'm still behind this idea.

Flybone McTimmerson
10-03-2013, 12:28 AM
Aye!

KC Tattoo
10-03-2013, 12:40 AM
Can't spell Titans with out tits.

Count Zarth
10-03-2013, 12:42 AM
If you had to summarize the AFC West as races from the Lord of the Rings....

The Chiefs would obviously be dwarves. Good people, but pretty dumb about their business and clearly inferior.

The Broncos would obviously be elves. They just get the long end of every fucking stick in life and have had the most success.

The Raiders? Orcs. Obv.

The Chargers would be men, because they're the most boring and nobody really gives a shit.

This is why we were once facebook friends.

Baby Lee
10-03-2013, 01:20 AM
My ex cunt of a girlfriend was actually a Titans fan

So, . . . you current girlfriend merely USED TO BE a cunt?

beach tribe
10-03-2013, 01:53 AM
They are a small market team who has had little success lately so you do not hear much about them, but they have a very solid, dedicated fan base who support their team.
They should by no means be lumped in with teams like Jax.

Kiimosabi
10-03-2013, 01:59 AM
If you had to summarize the AFC West as races from the Lord of the Rings....

The Chiefs would obviously be dwarves. Good people, but pretty dumb about their business and clearly inferior.

The Broncos would obviously be elves. They just get the long end of every ****ing stick in life and have had the most success.

The Raiders? Orcs. Obv.

The Chargers would be men, because they're the most boring and nobody really gives a shit.



I love this.

The Chargers are perfect men. Nothing they've done really compares to the rest of the races but hey, at least they're better looking than the Dwarves. Meanwhile the Dwarves know that they've done masterful things, if anybody cared enough to ask.

The elves are horse lords, led by the biggest horse lord in Middle Earth. He's so ancient and powerful that he has begun merging with the horse through some kind of ancient Elven song spell.

And we don't always get along but there's one thing we all agree on.


**** the Orcs.

big nasty kcnut
10-03-2013, 02:16 AM
logical son is a titan fan if i remembered. so he and fax and martina mcbride should be rescued before the giant asteroid hit it.

GloryDayz
10-03-2013, 06:39 AM
Can't spell Titans with out tits.

Like........................... (????????????)

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/keithlevit/keithlevit0801/keithlevit080100193/2334988-monte-verde-costa-rica-cows-utter.jpg

vailpass
10-03-2013, 06:41 AM
Like........................... (????????????)

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/keithlevit/keithlevit0801/keithlevit080100193/2334988-monte-verde-costa-rica-cows-utter.jpg

You had opportunity to do much better here.

MTG#10
10-03-2013, 06:46 AM
You had opportunity to do much better here.That's ok, he makes up for it with his avatar.

vailpass
10-03-2013, 06:48 AM
That's ok, he makes up for it with his avatar.

:D Fact.

patteeu
10-03-2013, 07:10 AM
My ex cunt of a girlfriend was actually a Titans fan

You were dating a transsexual?

Dave Lane
10-03-2013, 07:32 AM
I have hereby decreed that there is no reason for the Titans to exist.

I've largely forgotten they had a team in Tennessee. And I've never met anybody who cares about them.

They had a Super Bowl appearance, so I've decided we pull the plug. We do not need them around anymore.

All they really do is just absorb talent that other, more interesting teams could use.

Who's with me?

Tldr sorry is this about Jackdonville? If so there is no talent to absorb

gblowfish
10-03-2013, 08:56 AM
Honestly, I'm not even sure Tennessee is a real place.

I have actually been to Tennessee.

It is a strange land.

For one thing, every divorced guy who lives there has an ex-wife in Texas.

They eat these things called "Goo Goo Clusters."

They drink rubbing alcohol.

Women give you "nose scrunchies" behind the cashier's counter, and they say "Thank Yeeeeeeew...."

Oh, and they used to own black people.

crazycoffey
10-03-2013, 09:05 AM
Can't spell Titans with out tits.

Or stain