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Thatguy
03-17-2013, 09:46 AM
Got Damn you Chiefs planet! I used the term yesterday in a conversation with my wife... and ended up getting a half hour lecture why that term is horrible (some of the clients she councils are HIV positive) and why I'm an assholes for using it.. And why all of you are assholes for making it popular .. Valuable lesson learned. First rule of chiefs PLANET.. WHAT SAID HERE STAYS HERE! LOL

No pics to follow up

Crush
03-17-2013, 09:47 AM
Go fist yourself with AIDS tree lumber.

Bugeater
03-17-2013, 09:48 AM
Try a rape reference next time.

LoneWolf
03-17-2013, 09:49 AM
Chiefs Planet is like Vegas. Once the subject of the Planet was open, did you also discuss PIIHB, antifreeze, rape, and DIAF?

Also, pics or GTFO.

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 09:51 AM
Honestly, this term offends me. Anyone who uses it is a joke of a human being.

Inmem58
03-17-2013, 09:52 AM
I pushed Elton John into an AIDS tree once.

LoneWolf
03-17-2013, 09:53 AM
Honestly, this term offends me. Anyone who uses it is a joke of a human being.

Lighten up, Rapecis!

Thatguy
03-17-2013, 09:58 AM
Go fist yourself with AIDS tree lumber.

Gotham that's mean

Iowanian
03-17-2013, 10:00 AM
Tell that silly broad to drink a gallon of antifreeze.

PGM
03-17-2013, 10:01 AM
Whooped eh?

Iowanian
03-17-2013, 10:01 AM
Post her pic and let her feel what it's like to be Miss Tynes.

KChiefer
03-17-2013, 10:04 AM
A bouquet of aids tree blossoms should smooth this over.

HoneyBadger
03-17-2013, 10:05 AM
After that conversation it probably felt like you got raped.

bevischief
03-17-2013, 10:08 AM
The 400 pound man is going to rape you later.

PGM
03-17-2013, 10:11 AM
The 400 pound man is going to rape you later.

while the midgets

TribalElder
03-17-2013, 10:17 AM
There is a tireswing hanging there

Take a ride on the aids tree

bevischief
03-17-2013, 10:23 AM
had their way

wheeler08
03-17-2013, 10:26 AM
Where exactly did this term come from? Or the aids fire? Ive found my dad and I submit this into random conversation, like its common language amongst outsiders....

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-17-2013, 10:26 AM
George Washington chopped one down once. Found out that ornamental fruit wood is bad for smoking spotted owl meat. So his father made him a set of dentures from the wood after he knocked all his teeth out.

notorious
03-17-2013, 10:47 AM
When I use the term, people crack up.


It's an awesome phrase/saying. LMAO

spades
03-17-2013, 10:57 AM
Sounds like someone needs a divorce.

notorious
03-17-2013, 11:01 AM
At least you didn't respond to her lecture with ,"Go fuck yourself with an AIDS dildo".


You have that going for you.

PGM
03-17-2013, 11:04 AM
had their way

with that guy's

ImAWalkingCorpse
03-17-2013, 11:11 AM
Did you tell her "your and idiot"?

theelusiveeightrop
03-17-2013, 11:20 AM
Free Love.

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 11:21 AM
You're welcome

Gonzo
03-17-2013, 11:51 AM
Lesions... Lol

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-17-2013, 11:53 AM
Everyone knows that you use "Alomar Tree" in discourse with civilians, n00b.

Simply Red
03-17-2013, 11:55 AM
Did you ever lick a chick's ass?

bevischief
03-17-2013, 11:56 AM
with that guy's

Nuts roasting on

bevischief
03-17-2013, 12:02 PM
Seriously your wife is a prude. How long have you been married?

B14ckmon
03-17-2013, 12:03 PM
Ya'll got AIDS?

PGM
03-17-2013, 12:05 PM
Nuts roasting on

dwarf torches that

PGM
03-17-2013, 12:06 PM
Make up your mind between Geno and Teddy already

bevischief
03-17-2013, 12:08 PM
Big black python,

crossbow
03-17-2013, 12:31 PM
Not kidding...I did a google search for "I'll have rapist" and Chief's Planet popped up multiple times. Geez we have risen to the level of unacceptable and non-politicaly correct. If we improve further we could get all the way up to Disgusting. Not sure we would want to put that much effort into it, though.

bevischief
03-17-2013, 12:35 PM
Not kidding...I did a google search for "I'll have rapist" and Chief's Planet popped up multiple times. Geez we have risen to the level of unacceptable and non-politicaly correct. If we improve further we could get all the way up to Disgusting. Not sure we would want to put that much effort into it, though.

ROFL

MrGiggity
03-17-2013, 12:48 PM
WHO HEAR LIKES DA BOOBIEZ?

teedubya
03-17-2013, 12:54 PM
I bet thatguy's wife doesn't even wash her legs in the shower.

Lumpy
03-17-2013, 01:00 PM
I planted 2 beautiful ornamental trees next to our patio last Spring. Since then, our puppy has mutilated them to where they look like they got the HIV.

Moral of the story... if you get a psycho pup, your trees are sure to get Aids.

Prison Bitch
03-17-2013, 01:01 PM
Got Damn you Chiefs planet! I used the term yesterday in a conversation with my wife... and ended up getting a half hour lecture


You actually sat there and listened to a 30-min lecture from your wife? You actually allowed that?

threebag02
03-17-2013, 01:07 PM
I pushed Elton John into an AIDS tree once.

From behind?

Thatguy
03-17-2013, 03:00 PM
Not kidding...I did a google search for "I'll have rapist" and Chief's Planet popped up multiple times. Geez we have risen to the level of unacceptable and non-politicaly correct. If we improve further we could get all the way up to Disgusting. Not sure we would want to put that much effort into it, though.

Lmao

PackerinMo
03-17-2013, 03:10 PM
Holy shit, thats ****ed up because that phrase has literally been running through my head all weekend. Damn you SOB's. ROFLROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-17-2013, 03:10 PM
Where exactly did this term come from? Or the aids fire? Ive found my dad and I submit this into random conversation, like its common language amongst outsiders....

Dane cultivated the first AIDS tree many moons ago, and before his debilitating, mind-altering, Lil Chiefy Syndrome set in.
Posted via Mobile Device

Thig Lyfe
03-17-2013, 04:42 PM
Dane cultivated the first AIDS tree many moons ago, and before his debilitating, mind-altering, Lil Chiefy Syndrome set in.
Posted via Mobile Device

Actual origin: Louis CK.

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bevischief
03-17-2013, 04:45 PM
I planted 2 beautiful ornamental trees next to our patio last Spring. Since then, our puppy has mutilated them to where they look like they got the HIV.

Moral of the story... if you get a psycho pup, your trees are sure to get Aids.

ROFL

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 05:29 PM
Actual origin: Louis CK.

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I said it back then and I'll say it again: I had never seen Louis C.K. before, nor had I heard anyone say it before.

The origin on my end came about because of my gardeners and how they were treating my Queen Palm trees, as if the trees had AIDS.

Red Beans
03-17-2013, 05:30 PM
I think we're all due for a raping in an AIDS Tree forest.

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 05:37 PM
Dane cultivated the first AIDS tree many moons ago

I was recently accused of being "stale" and "boring", both of which are possibly true. But when an entire fucking forum of people co-ops everything I've brought to the table over the years and uses it on a daily basis, it's hard sound fresh. Here's the Top Five, off the top of my head:

1. Walk into an AIDS tree
2. Go Fist your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
3. Go Fuck your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
4. Rainbows and Unicorns (actually my signature for quite a while).
5. Complete and utter Rage.

Now, the entire forum uses these phrases and people rage about everything they disagree with, almost immediately. Back when, I was the only person that really raged and was thought of as crazy by many.

How times have changed.

unnecessary drama
03-17-2013, 05:42 PM
I was recently accused of being "stale" and "boring", both of which are possibly true. But when an entire ****ing forum of people co-ops everything I've brought to the table over the years and uses it on a daily basis, it's hard sound fresh. Here's the Top Five, off the top of my head:

1. Walk into an AIDS tree
2. Go Fist your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
3. Go **** your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
4. Rainbows and Unicorns (actually my signature for quite a while).
5. Complete and utter Rage.

Now, the entire forum uses these phrases and people rage about everything they disagree with, almost immediately. Back when, I was the only person that really raged and was thought of as crazy by many.

How times have changed.

why are you always looking for validation?

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 05:47 PM
why are you always looking for validation?

I'm not. As a matter of fact, if you were able to fucking read, I said that my forum personality probably HAS gone stale.

Go pee on yourself, Hootie.

Nightfyre
03-17-2013, 08:02 PM
Go pee on yourself

Dane has lost his burst. Exhibit A.

Rudy lost the toss
03-17-2013, 08:10 PM
Have an ex-gf whose stepdad is HIV+

She heard a lot of AIDS jokes because it was the funny thing to joke about hree years ago. She was cool about it. My friends were oblivious.

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 08:27 PM
Dane has lost his burst. Exhibit A.

Yep

Thig Lyfe
03-17-2013, 09:52 PM
I was recently accused of being "stale" and "boring", both of which are possibly true. But when an entire fucking forum of people co-ops everything I've brought to the table over the years and uses it on a daily basis, it's hard sound fresh. Here's the Top Five, off the top of my head:

1. Walk into an AIDS tree
2. Go Fist your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
3. Go Fuck your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
4. Rainbows and Unicorns (actually my signature for quite a while).
5. Complete and utter Rage.




A truly profound oeuvre.


Now, the entire forum uses these phrases and people rage about everything they disagree with, almost immediately.

Would you like to be paid a nickel every time somebody on CP posts something lame and uninspired? It might make you even richer than you are now.

Crush
03-17-2013, 09:54 PM
Should have used a Bubonic Plague reference instead.

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 09:57 PM
Would you like to be paid a nickel every time somebody on CP posts something lame and uninspired? It might make you even richer than you are now.

Nah, it just sucks that I'm lame these days.

Thatguy
03-17-2013, 10:46 PM
I was recently accused of being "stale" and "boring", both of which are possibly true. But when an entire ****ing forum of people co-ops everything I've brought to the table over the years and uses it on a daily basis, it's hard sound fresh. Here's the Top Five, off the top of my head:

1. Walk into an AIDS tree
2. Go Fist your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
3. Go **** your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
4. Rainbows and Unicorns (actually my signature for quite a while).
5. Complete and utter Rage.

Now, the entire forum uses these phrases and people rage about everything they disagree with, almost immediately. Back when, I was the only person that really raged and was thought of as crazy by many.

How times have changed.



Fist yourself with a burning aids tree while you dream about rainbows and unicorns in a complete and uter rage

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 10:47 PM
Fist yourself with a burning aids tree while you dream about rainbows and unicorns in a complete and uter rage

Pretty much

JASONSAUTO
03-17-2013, 10:49 PM
UTER RAGE!
Posted via Mobile Device

Consistent1
03-17-2013, 10:51 PM
What happens if you put some aids tree bark in a drink with your Met-Rx shakes? Instant immunity?

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 10:52 PM
UTER RAGE!
Posted via Mobile Device

Everyone's angry now so that doesn't really work. I've tried to be nice and that doesn't work, either.

So, I'll just be stale and boring for a while.

Douche Baggins
03-17-2013, 10:54 PM
So you're a beta male.

Nice to know.

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 10:56 PM
So you're a beta male.

Nice to know.

Yeah, that's me.


ROFL

Douche Baggins
03-17-2013, 11:00 PM
I was talking about the OP, but your insecurity is telling.

DaneMcCloud
03-17-2013, 11:11 PM
I was talking about the OP, but your insecurity is telling.

Was that a stat on PFF?

Douche Baggins
03-17-2013, 11:18 PM
Was that a stat on PFF?

Dane you're a lousy troll, stick to flinging basic, fuck-laden vitriol.

WayneBowe
03-17-2013, 11:19 PM
Was that a stat on PFF?

I see what you did there...