ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year-Round Four-The Douchy Final Four

[Frazod]

For all the marbles, kiddies. One douche, one vote. Who gets the nod? The Hollywood big shot? The Jagoff troll? The New York sissy? The darkhorse soccer dork? We'll know in 24 hours!

Let's get it on!

:rockon:

CONGRATULATIONS TO DANE MCCLOUD, OUR 2013 CHIEFSPLANET DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!

[crazycoffey]

Ohhhh. I can barely contain my excitement..... Lol that |douche| made it, BTW

[B14ckmon]

Already beginning to make a collection of my favorite Neg Rep comments for my acceptance speech.


http://i.imgur.com/Ro72GkM.jpg

[Bambi]

Already beginning to make a collection of my favorite Neg Rep comments for my acceptance speech.


http://i.imgur.com/Ro72GkM.jpg

Superman wishes you luck.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIJ3CtFCcAABA7J.jpg:large

[Bambi]

Let's get it on!

http://kuboobs.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/914.jpg

[Rasputin]

Let's get it on!

http://kuboobs.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/914.jpg

Are you wanting votes or not?

[B14ckmon]

Let's get it on!

http://kuboobs.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/914.jpg

My gurrrrrrfriend is not going to appreciate the tissues I spent looking at this.

[Bambi]

Are you wanting votes or not?

Frazod has tried to get me to win this for 4 years now. He writes diatribes trying to get people to vote for me.

Apparently though there are only 21 out there that go along.

It's quite amusing to watch.

[B14ckmon]

AS A HAWKEYE LET ME GIVE YOU A TASTE OF OUR FRUIT;

http://i.imgur.com/ApYx5rD.jpg

[Rasputin]

Superman wishes you luck.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIJ3CtFCcAABA7J.jpg:large

Superman is a Superdouche

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[Frazod]

Frazod has tried to get me to win this for 4 years now. He writes diatribes trying to get people to vote for me.

Apparently though there are only 21 out there that go along.

It's quite amusing to watch.

That's interesting, seeing as how this is only the third time it's been done. ROFL

And I don't do anything to influence the vote, except provide you with a forum to, well, be yourself.

Good luck!

[Frazod]

BTW, all those Smallville scenes were filmed....... in Illinois, about 20 miles from my house.

[B14ckmon]

BTW, all those Smallville scenes were filmed....... in Illinois, about 20 miles from my house.


SOMEBODYYYYYYY SAVEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[DaneMcCloud]

I think this is my year to win it all.

LMAO

[Frazod]

I think this is my year to win it all.

LMAO

Did you vote for yourself?

[Bambi]

That's interesting, seeing as how this is only the third time it's been done. ROFL

And I don't do anything to influence the vote, except provide you with a forum to, well, be yourself.

Good luck!

Ahahahahaha!

Bitch boy Nancy wants me to win soooooooooo bad! ROFL

[Al Bundy]

Superman wishes you luck.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIJ3CtFCcAABA7J.jpg:large

Christopher Reeves paid the ultimate price for wearing that shirt.

[DaneMcCloud]

Did you vote for yourself?

LMAO

No. Do these guys actually do that?

LMAO

[Bugeater]

Hey fuckface, that's like the 3rd time you've done that to a thread, and as soon as you un-fuck up your post I'm reporting it. Little secret here...the moderators can see what you did even after you edit it.

[Bugeater]

Seriously, this should be a bannable offense.

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

What the hell did he do Bugeater?

[crazycoffey]

Fucked up the page

[Bugeater]

What the hell did he do Bugeater?
He's fucking with the code or something.

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

He's ****ing with the code or something.

Ohh ok.

[Bugeater]

How are you guys able to post? The only reason I can is because I have his worthless ass on ignore so the post isn't showing unless I click on it.

[KS Smitty]

It's still fucked up for me below Bugs post.

[KS Smitty]

Thanks Bearcat!

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

There is a tiny white box in the corner by his name and a blank post.

[crazycoffey]

That's pretty douchey.

You forgot to quote hootie first......

[loochy]

ban plz

[KS Smitty]

Not only should he be banned but disqualified for DOTY.

[Bugeater]

That bag of shit better be taking some time off for that.

[Setsuna]

Once I saw Dane I was like...easy choice. Buuut then I saw Zoccer. And now I'm at an impasse.

[Lumpy]

I think this is my year to win it all.

LMAO

I couldn't bring myself to vote for you, Dane. Sorry. I went for whiniest douche.

[CrazyPhuD]

:loser:

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[DaneMcCloud]

I couldn't bring myself to vote for you, Dane. Sorry. I went for whiniest douche.

I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

[crazycoffey]

I couldn't bring myself to vote for you, Dane. Sorry. I went for whiniest douche.

But I'm not one of the choices

[Molitoth]

I don't understand how anyone actually wants this award.

[CrazyPhuD]

I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

I'd vote for you twice for asshole of the year but not douche. Besides you may be an asshole, but you're our asshole!:grouphug:

[Fritz88]

Zach, several final four appearances. Strong program right there.
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[crazycoffey]

I thought douches were supposed to clean and soothe weeping vaginas. So maybe this is a sought after award....

[Lumpy]

I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

You're not going to win this thing with that kind of talk, asshole.

:D

But I'm not one of the choices

This is true. You should try being more douchey next time.

[CrazyPhuD]

I thought douches were supposed to clean and soothe weeping vaginas. So maybe this is a sought after award....

Maybe so but do you want to be around used douches????

[Bugeater]

Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

[CrazyPhuD]

Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Is it a DQ or is it taking the initiative to win on his own merits?

[KS Smitty]

Is it a DQ or is it taking the initiative to win on his own merits?

That was not douchey that was just shitty.

[Fritz88]

Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Knew he was going to lose so he he committed suicide.

Pretty much like suspect number 1.

[Buck]

All I want to know is if Dane wants the title, because he's the only one I give a shit about. If he does not want me to vote for him, then I will vote for nobody.

[Bugeater]

Knew he was going to lose so he he committed suicide.

Pretty much like suspect number 1.
Nah, I think he was trying to douche up some more votes.

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

most douches dont think "boy im a douche"

theyre just themselves

embrace it

[Ming the Merciless]

All I want to know is if Dane wants the title, because he's the only one I give a shit about. If he does not want me to vote for him, then I will vote for nobody.

how does hippie ass taste?

http://noethics.net/News/images/stories/asskissergum.jpghttp://noethics.net/News/images/stories/asskissergum.jpg

[Frazod]

Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Yep. But it's too late to remove him from the pool.

Four nominated douches banned in a week. God I love this place. LMAO

[DaneMcCloud]

most douches dont think "boy im a douche"

theyre just themselves

embrace it

LMAO

[DaneMcCloud]

All I want to know is if Dane wants the title, because he's the only one I give a shit about. If he does not want me to vote for him, then I will vote for nobody.

How do I put this? No, I don't "want" the title. I'd never actively campaign for such a thing because that goes against my CP values.

That said, this is the first year in which I've truly believed I'd win it because I've pissed off so many people this offseason due to my views about a certain QB.

[DaneMcCloud]

CP values. Oxymoron, right?

I'm not a rep whore and never have been a rep whore. I don't actively campaign for shit like this. When people have made threads about me, good and bad, I'm a good sport.

This is supposed to be fun, not work.

And for me to not acknowledge that I'm a Grade A asshole at times on this forum (unlike some people) would be ridiculous.

[Frazod]

Dude, I know Im mostly a lurker, but this contest has provided a ton of entertainment for me during a slow work week. Wonderful job, Frazod. Wonderful job.

Thanks, but Wickedson will definitely not appreciate this. :D

[MotherfuckerJones]

AS A HAWKEYE LET ME GIVE YOU A TASTE OF OUR FRUIT;

http://i.imgur.com/ApYx5rD.jpg

I wouldn't fuck that with Shaq's dick ROFL

[Sassy Squatch]

Who else got banned?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Who else got banned?

No comment

[Bugeater]

This is going to come down to the wire. And all of you who voted for Zach are douches.

[Frazod]

Who else got banned?

Frankie was one of them. Don't remember the others. Perhaps it was three, not four. Fuck, I'm getting as bad as Wickedson. :doh!:

[Frazod]

And some douche still votes for Bl4ckmon anyway. ROFL

[MotherfuckerJones]

Dane is my douche. Voted for ya Dane!

[DaneMcCloud]

Dane is my douche. Voted for ya Dane!

Thanks?

LMAO

[Ming the Merciless]

fuck this is actually kind of fun

i knew b1ackmon didn't have the right stuff

nice job frazod & douches

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I voted for Bl4ckmon before I read the thread. You can blame me for one of those post-banning votes.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Thanks?

LMAO

ROFL ya, don't know exactly what to say.

[Frazod]

I voted for Bl4ckmon before I read the thread. You can blame me for one of those post-banning votes.

Pay attention, douche! LMAO

[Sorter]

Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Permabanned?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Cockmon's permabanned? That'd be cool

[Frazod]

Another vote for Bl4ckmon. Holy shit.

[Bearcat]

He's not permabanned... just gave him a few days off.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Give him a few weeks off

[Sorter]

He's not permabanned... just gave him a few days off.

Bummer.

Will still enjoy it though.

[Frazod]

He's not permabanned... just gave him a few days off.

Want to be really douchy? Unban him the day the draft's over. :evil:

[TLO]

What'd Blck4mon do?

Edit: nevermind I see now

[CrazyPhuD]

ROFL now here's a nice site!

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Piers+Morgan&t=1000&a=n

some better ones...


Rear Gimp Son
Rear Song Imp
Smearing Pro
Reaming Pros
Moaner Grips
Arse-romping
Primes organ
A grim person
Oaring Sperm
Rims Age Porn

[Sassy Squatch]

ROFL now here's a nice site!

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Piers+Morgan&t=1000&a=n

some better ones...
What the fuck?

[Fairplay]

Want to be really douchy? Unban him the day the draft's over. :evil:



I want Wickedson to be king ding dong, keep him banned.

[007]

I'm missing something. What did B14ckmon do go get banned today?

[LiveSteam]

I'm missing something. What did B14ckmon do go get banned today?

lock the page up somehow I couldnt scroll down, hes done it several times.

[007]

lock the page up somehow I couldnt scroll down, hes done it several times.

Hmm, guess I always miss the good stuff that happens during the day. LMAO

[AussieChiefsFan]

lock the page up somehow I couldnt scroll down, hes done it several times.Know how he did it?

[Bambi]

pfft, a ban. Just when you thought this contest couldn't become more of a farce.

lol, sorry Frazod. You almost had me.

[Sassy Squatch]

pfft, a ban. Just when you thought this contest couldn't become more of a farce.

lol, sorry Frazod. You almost had me.
?.... are you actually taking this seriously? LMAO

[007]

Its a dead heat

[Bambi]

?.... are you actually taking this seriously? LMAO

no.

But admittedly I do enjoy this time of year watching Frazod twisting in the wind.

[LiveSteam]

no.

But admittedly I do enjoy this time of year watching Frazod twisting in the wind.

Are you queer?

[AussieChiefsFan]

Is this the Semi-final or final?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Is this the Semi-final or final?

This is for the whole douchealada.

[AussieChiefsFan]

This is for the whole douchealada.I see. I reckon Dane's got this one.

[007]

I would be interested to see the results of this poll has the 20 dumbasses not voted for B14ckdouche

[Frazod]

pfft, a ban. Just when you thought this contest couldn't become more of a farce.

lol, sorry Frazod. You almost had me.

Do you think I banned him? Really? Are you that stupid? Oh wait, yes, you are. LMAO

Since the possibility has existed from the beginning that the overall winner might get a ban of some sort, I've disqualified people (like Blackmon and Frankie) who got themselves banned during the contest, since there's not much point in banning the banned. Do I know if that will happen? No. Not up to me, I just run the contest. And while I realize it pains you, the only votes I've been responsible for have been my own, one per round. Everybody gets this but you.

You're also the only one complaining, which is par for the course. And I realize it burns your ass that people are enjoying this, which makes it that much more fun. :)

[Frazod]

I would be interested to see the results of this poll has the 20 dumbasses not voted for B14ckdouche

Eight people have voted for him since he got DQd. It's like the episode of Night Court where Dan Fielding lost an election to a dead candidate. LMAO

[Rasputin]

I voted for wickedson just to try to make this a close contest down to the wire. I got 100k cc to pass out next 5 votes for wickedson, if this becomes a tie ball game.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

The douche is too strong in Piersedson. Just had to give him the vote. Shocked he hasn't "raised that banner" in his sig yet for making the Douchey 4.

[MTG#10]

I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.LMAO Ok. Starting a private flame war then whining to mods to ban someone not once but twice when they get under your skin isnt douchey? Making fun of someone's special needs child and calling them a retard breeder isnt douchey? You are king douche, and a worthless piece of shit.

[Sorter]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a180544941d9677ba69b105267954c9b/tumblr_mjtzloWrMO1s0pj15o1_500.gif

[DaFace]

I don't think Blackmon's ban is permanent, though I didn't pull the trigger.

[The Bad Guy]

I don't think Blackmon's ban is permanent, though I didn't pull the trigger.

Can anyone catch me up to speed about this?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He kept intentionally posting shit that "broke" threads to try to gain extra douche votes. Kind of sad really. Only a couple day ban from what was said.

[Fairplay]

I don't understand how he does it. But he did it.

[DaFace]

I don't understand how he does it. But he did it.

If you post certain HTML codes involving tables, but remove the part of the code that says when the table should end, it screws the formatting up majorly since the site starts attaching the end of a table to the beginning of another and stuff like that. I'm not sure if that's the exact situation here, but that's the typical issue. (It's usually not intentional.)

[Fairplay]

If you post certain HTML codes involving tables, but remove the part of the code that says when the table should end, it screws the formatting up majorly since the site starts attaching the end of a table to the beginning of another and stuff like that. I'm not sure if that's the exact situation here, but that's the typical issue. (It's usually not intentional.)



I think i tried that one day on here. :eek:

[Imon Yourside]

I don't understand how he does it. But he did it.

I've done it before but never on purpose. Usually involves posting imbedded vids from sources other than youtube. Republic TV I think is one that messes it up.

[BlackHelicopters]

The more douche the better.

[Bambi]

I voted for wickedson just to try to make this a close contest down to the wire. I got 100k cc to pass out next 5 votes for wickedson, if this becomes a tie ball game.

One contestant gets banned and now people are opening lobbying to bribe posters to vote.

Frazod falls further, and further, and further...

[mnchiefsguy]

One contestant gets banned and now people are opening lobbying to bribe posters to vote.

Frazod falls further, and further, and further...

Dude, is Frazod adding another room in your head or something? He already lives there, but he must be expanding his space given your stupid ass posts in this thread.

Do you honestly believe that Frazod is the only poster who thinks you are a douche?

[Bambi]

The douche is too strong in Piersedson. Just had to give him the vote. Shocked he hasn't "raised that banner" in his sig yet for making the Douchey 4.

Good god man. Why are you CONSTANTLY posting about me? It's fuckin weird

[Bambi]

Dude, is Frazod adding another room in your head or something? He already lives there, but he must be expanding his space given your stupid ass posts in this thread.

Do you honestly believe that Frazod is the only poster who thinks you are a douche?

All I see is a fail train. Good luck though!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Good god man. Why are you CONSTANTLY posting about me? It's fuckin weird

I don't even know who you are other than the douchiness. I don't think I've seen a Chief related post by you ever. Seems like a PHAG board would be better suited.

[Frazod]

One contestant gets banned and now people are opening lobbying to bribe posters to vote.

Frazod falls further, and further, and further...

Um, how is somebody else doing this my fault?

FWIW, I think there are enough nolifes on here who are jealous of Dane living down the street from Eva Longoria to save your useless ass.

Clearly, nobody is jealous of you. LMAO

[Bambi]

Um, how is somebody else doing this my fault?

FWIW, I think there are enough nolifes on here who are jealous of Dane living down the street from Eva Longoria to save your useless ass.

Clearly, nobody is jealous of you. LMAO

I never said it's "your fault". It's just unfortunate for your contest. The entire thing holds no water now because of a banning.

[Frazod]

I never said it's "your fault". It's just unfortunate for your contest. The entire thing holds no water now because of a banning.

It holds plenty of water.

And vinegar.

[Bambi]

I don't even know who you are other than the douchiness. I don't think I've seen a Chief related post by you ever. Seems like a PHAG board would be better suited.

I root for teams that compete year round in different sports thus I typically post on subjects relevant to the season in which we are playing.

I admit however that your typical Chiefs Football thread can be a little rough. 100's of posters who seem to know everything about anything the Chiefs should or shouldn't do.

[|Zach|]

Ohhhh. I can barely contain my excitement..... Lol that |douche| made it, BTW

Not surprising.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I root for teams that compete year round in different sports thus I typically post on subjects relevant to the season in which we are playing.

I admit however that your typical Chiefs Football thread can be a little rough. 100's of posters who seem to know everything about anything the Chiefs should or shouldn't do.

Yeah, that's why you are sporting a Beaker B ball av :banghead:

[crazycoffey]

Not surprising.

STFU douche bag!!!!! Lol

[Bugeater]

Planet, I am disappoint.

[LiveSteam]

Planet, I am disappoint.

This.
Mods please ban Dane for 24 hours starting













































































NOW!

[Rasputin]

What if the winner got to ban one person of their choosing for a week? Might shake things up a little.


:D






That would be twisted and very douche of the game to be played out.

[Sassy Squatch]

Y not make 1 more round. Championship game.

[Cannibal]

Pretty good showing by Cockmon. Dude's only been here a month or so.

[MTG#10]

Sandanesky only got 24 hours for calling someone a retard breeder, what will he get for winning this..10 minutes?

[Rasputin]

Pretty good showing by Cockmon. Dude's only been here a month or so.

It would be sickening if Jags take Geno and beat us on game one of the season with Geno Smith starting QB for them. :doh!:

[CrazyPhuD]

Y not make 1 more round. Championship game.

We want a final douchedown!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a huge slouch". Whatever you are, you are clearly the king of it, and by a rather wide margin. Congrats!
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[Frazod]

Looks like Dane's got this one in the bag.

[CrazyPhuD]

MacLeod....there can be only one....douche....

[Frazod]

In one respect, I wish this was public - everybody who voted for Bl4ckmon AFTER he was disqualified should automatically be entered as a contestant for next year. :drool:

[Bowser]

In one respect, I wish this was public - everybody who voted for Bl4ckmon AFTER he was disqualified should automatically be entered as a contestant for next year. :drool:

I'll own it.

Why did I vote for B14ckmon after he was banned? Well, fuck him, that's why.






(that and your disclaimer wasn't in full view when I went to the voting page. :D)

[griZZly64]

this shits rigged.. disqualifying a guy in final four.. ridic. he woulda won easily

[Setsuna]

I think B1ackmon should as least be back for the draft. It's only fair he gets to gloat when you draft Joker.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

How long is Blackmon banned?

[Hootie]

Sandanesky only got 24 hours for calling someone a retard breeder, what will he get for winning this..10 minutes?

They clearly won't ban him nor should this contest ever result in any type of banning.

[Frazod]

this shits rigged.. disqualifying a guy in final four.. ridic. he woulda won easily

Dude, if it was rigged, Wickedson would be up by a 100 right now. LMAO

[Frazod]

They clearly won't ban him nor should this contest ever result in any type of banning.

A couple of the mods suggested it in the initial thread. Wasn't my idea, and since none of them has mentioned it since I assume it won't happen.

[lewdog]

Douche bag Dane only won because douche bag b1lackmon got banned. Such a douchey mess. I would be pissed at the douche running this whole fucking shit show if I was that douche Dane.

[Frazod]

Douche bag Dane only won because douche bag b1lackmon got banned. Such a douchey mess. I would be pissed at the douche running this whole fucking shit show if I was that douche Dane.

I don't really know that it dissuaded anybody from voting for him. He's picked up nearly 20 additional votes since I posted that warning.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Why not just have a championship round...

[Frazod]

Why not just have a championship round...

Mainly because I said there wouldn't be one. Adding one now would make it look like I was trying to alter the results.

[Sassy Squatch]

Mainly because I said there wouldn't be one. Adding one now would make it look like I was trying to alter the results.
That seems mighty Douchy.














:)

[Frazod]

All right, I'm calling it.

CONGRATULATIONS, DANE! YOU'RE OUR 2013 CHIEFSPLANET DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9wp7qAoe1rheqhwo1_500.gif

You have set an example for all other douches to follow.

This concludes the contest for the year. As your DoucheMaster General, I hope you have enjoyed these polls. We'll be back in 2014 with a fresh batch of douchy hopefuls!

[Bugeater]

Mainly because I said there wouldn't be one. Adding one now would make it look like I was trying to alter the results.
I don't see the problem with that.

[notorious]

I demand a recount!

[Frazod]

I don't see the problem with that.

Like Jesus said, Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. :D

[griZZly64]

Mainly because I said there wouldn't be one. Adding one now would make it look like I was trying to alter the results.

it already looks that way guy

[Frazod]

it already looks that way guy

Will I lose any sleep over this? I'm thinking...... no.

[Ming the Merciless]

Congrats Dane!!!!

This years contest was short, sweet, fun.....all the douches seemed worthy....

I am a little jealous I wasnt even nominated but I havent been posting much between my new baby and the chiefs sucking grizzled anus.


In my short time here (3 years posting?) this is the best contest I've seen...

Congrats again to dane.

Bi-blackman gave a really good run at 1st...then wickedson had a nice 4th quarter...but dane was just a solid ****ing douche bag asshole the whole ****ing way through.

fantastic job men

Oh and well done to the Douchemaster , his royal Frazodness for running the whole thing efficiently and keeping it fun

[Bugeater]

it already looks that way guy
WTF????

[Sorter]

So...what happens now?

[stonedstooge]

So...what happens now?

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[SuperChief]

As expected, Dane sits on top of the proverbial and literal pole. Congrats.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So...what happens now?

Funny you should ask. I have a few ideas. For starters, "Douche of the Year" underneath the username should be a bare minimum. I'm also thinking that for the remainder of the time leading to the draft, creative filters should be employed whereby every time said Douche posts, creative takes like "I'm douching again", or "These hemarrhoids are really fucking up my douche-flow today" should appear automatically, regardless of what said douche acually types and tries to post. Comments? Suggestions?
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[Bugeater]

So...what happens now?
We now return to your regularly scheduled douchebaggery.

[ChiefaRoo]

So...what happens now?

I guess Frazod could award himself the Skip Towne Memorial A-Hole Award.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I guess Frazod could award himself the Skip Towne Memorial A-Hole Award.

KnowMo, is that you? ROFL
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[ChiefaRoo]

KnowMo, is that you? ROFL
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That's a negative there Willie. :)

[Bugeater]

That's a negative there Willie. :)
Why are you WelchaRoo now? I must have missed something. I can't even remember the last time I saw you post.

[ChiefaRoo]

Why are you WelchaRoo now? I must have missed something. I can't even remember the last time I saw you post.

Flop, changed it after I got into a betting pissing match in DC with some drone.

[Hootie]

Danes new name should be:

DOTYMcCloud

[Bugeater]

Flop, changed it after I got into a betting pissing match in DC with some drone.
Something in DC turned into a pissing match? Color me shocked.

[ChiefaRoo]

Something in DC turned into a pissing match? Color me shocked.

Ha ha!!

[ChiefaRoo]

I'm back!! Woo hoo!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Danes new name should be:

DOTYMcCloud

DoucheMcLoud

[Cannibal]

There can be only one!!!!!!

[Cannibal]

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[Frazod]

I'm back!! Woo hoo!

SkipaRoo! I see you finally got paroled. :D

[Al Bundy]

I am surprised Dane won by such a wide margin, this one should have been Hootie's to lose.

[ChiefaRoo]

SkipaRoo! I see you finally got paroled. :D


Ha Ha!!

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[Frazod]

I am surprised Dane won by such a wide margin, this one should have been Hootie's to lose.

Hootie getting out-douched by Zach was the biggest shocker of the tournament.

[ChiefaRoo]

Hootie getting out-douched by Zach was the biggest shocker of the tournament.

Zach Kodak is so earnest. He's like a poor mans Bo's Pellini

[Bowser]

So...what happens now?

We DIE

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[Titty Meat]

Zach Kodak is so earnest. He's like a poor mans Bo's Pellini

There can only be 1

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Flop, changed it after I got into a betting pissing match in DC with some drone.

That's what you'd call it? I'd call it a $1000 real money bet that you ran off on for six months.

[Bambi]

So...what happens now?

I dunno bout the rest of you but I pop off...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/96e8341e414a36fa805c36ac94c42882/tumblr_mkzrpds2IJ1rb86ldo1_400.jpg

[Direckshun]

Danes new name should be:

DOTYMcCloud

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[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO Was Chiefaroo the one who bet Dave lane and lost?

[Al Bundy]

LMAO Was Chiefaroo the one who bet Dave lane and lost?

He's a DC bottom feeder so, yes.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Funny you should ask. I have a few ideas. For starters, "Douche of the Year" underneath the username should be a bare minimum. I'm also thinking that for the remainder of the time leading to the draft, creative filters should be employed whereby every time said Douche posts, creative takes like "I'm douching again", or "These hemarrhoids are really fucking up my douche-flow today" should appear automatically, regardless of what said douche acually types and tries to post. Comments? Suggestions?
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Mods should rename him DoucheMcLoud

[Hootie]

Mods should rename him DoucheMcLoud

if it were anyone else...it would happen

mods won't mess with Dane though for some reason

as evidenced by the whole "retard breeder" thing

[Pasta Little Brioni]

if it were anyone else...it would happen

mods won't mess with Dane though for some reason

as evidenced by the whole "retard breeder" thing

I see no reason not to. Give him a 2013 DOTY banner in his sig as well.

[Hootie]

I see no reason not to. Give him a 2013 DOTY banner in his sig as well.

the only mod who would do that would be flopnuts and he has a hard on for Dane

if any other person won Frazod would have made a thread saying:

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR DOUCHE OF THE YEAR DANEMCCLOUD

but since it was Dane he just announced it in here...didn't do that with 50/50

[Pasta Little Brioni]

50/50 has been better in the last year. Maybe Fraz really is the Douche Whisperer ROFL

[AussieChiefsFan]

Funny you should ask. I have a few ideas. For starters, "Douche of the Year" underneath the username should be a bare minimum. I'm also thinking that for the remainder of the time leading to the draft, creative filters should be employed whereby every time said Douche posts, creative takes like "I'm douching again", or "These hemarrhoids are really fucking up my douche-flow today" should appear automatically, regardless of what said douche acually types and tries to post. Comments? Suggestions?
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[Beeker]

Give him a few weeks off

Nah, gotta have him around when the draft goes down so his head can explode publicly when they don't draft Geno.

[Simplicity]

If I was more active, I'm afraid I would've been voted in a couple of times.

[Bugeater]

If I was more active, I'm afraid I would've been voted in a couple of times.
It was douche of the year, not gaping vagina of the year.

[Simplicity]

It was douche of the year, not gaping vagina of the year.

Almost funny.... Almost... Good try though.

[Saul Good]

the only mod who would do that would be flopnuts and he has a hard on for Dane

if any other person won Frazod would have made a thread saying:

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR DOUCHE OF THE YEAR DANEMCCLOUD

but since it was Dane he just announced it in here...didn't do that with 50/50

Suddenly, all of the talk of a possible ban just went away like a fart in the wind.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

the only mod who would do that would be flopnuts and he has a hard on for Dane

if any other person won Frazod would have made a thread saying:

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR DOUCHE OF THE YEAR DANEMCCLOUD

but since it was Dane he just announced it in here...didn't do that with 50/50

LOL, you'd still be banned if it wasn't for me. Yet you run shit on me about bannings? GTFO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I wish Hootie would stick his head in a fryer...
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[Frazod]

Still a bit of lingering vinegar and water, I see.

There's always next year, ladies. LMAO

[C3HIEF3S]

Congratulations Dane :clap:

[Al Bundy]

I am still amazed Dane took it running away, he must have really wrecked a lot of vagina's.

[Phobia]

the only mod who would do that would be flopnuts and he has a hard on for Dane

if any other person won Frazod would have made a thread saying:

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR DOUCHE OF THE YEAR DANEMCCLOUD

but since it was Dane he just announced it in here...didn't do that with 50/50

I've never seen any one individual be more consistently wrong. Ever. You don't really know anything at all.

[blaise]

One contestant gets banned and now people are opening lobbying to bribe posters to vote.

Frazod falls further, and further, and further...

You're pretty much considered a douche by most people here. You're really not self aware enough to realize you're a douche?

[cookster50]

That said, this is the first year in which I've truly believed I'd win it because I've pissed off so many people this offseason due to my views about a certain QB.

It has nothing to do with your views on a certain QB and everything to do about your general personality and lack of respect for anyone else in the world.

[patteeu]

LOL, you'd still be banned if it wasn't for me. Yet you run shit on me about bannings? GTFO

Mod Rule 27: A good mod doesn't let the way his subject talks about him affect his administration of justice and doesn't expect nor accept special favors in return for his fair and impartial execution of his duties.

[Frazod]

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