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the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 12:53 PM
I just found Maverick91579's account on xtube, a porn site where he's been a member for 7 years...(no joke)


and now you pull the plug...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROFL

Chocolate Hog
08-13-2013, 12:54 PM
Ohh boy

Setsuna
08-13-2013, 12:56 PM
Post in the other thread. This one has no burst.

Rams Fan
08-13-2013, 12:57 PM
Holy shit. LMAO

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 12:57 PM
Watch maverick91579's XTube Porn Videos here
www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=maverick91579‎
Member for 7 years. Subscribe to maverick91579's Contents. Block maverick91579 Unblock maverick91579.

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-King-
08-13-2013, 12:59 PM
This profile is no longer available LMAO

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:00 PM
This profile is no longer available LMAO

he 'knows a bit about computers' and can have this all shut down...


ROFL

guessing his wife hasn't seen that credit card

Rams Fan
08-13-2013, 01:00 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2606202/turk-walk-away-o.gif

Setsuna
08-13-2013, 01:00 PM
This profile is no longer available LMAO

ROFL LMAO ROFL LMAO ROFL What a punk. You'd think being married he wouldn't need it and also who uses the same name for EVERYTHING. Not too bright this one. I bet he's scrambling to delete every account he ever made with that user name. LMAO ROFL LMAO

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:01 PM
he's using all his super computer powers now

ROFL

-King-
08-13-2013, 01:02 PM
Heh google his name and 10+ pages of results come up.

This is why you shouldn't use the same username for all the forums/sites you're on guys.

-King-
08-13-2013, 01:02 PM
Looks like he spends his quality time on call of duty tea bagging people

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uni0GnihF8U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SNR
08-13-2013, 01:03 PM
This is the 11th most perfect thing that could ever happen LMAO LMAO LMAO

Donger
08-13-2013, 01:03 PM
Wow fellas. What did this person do again?

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:03 PM
that was in the thread he went crying to mods to delete...or i mean, used his super computer powers

Sorter
08-13-2013, 01:04 PM
Oh dear. ROFL

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:04 PM
i'll bet $100 he has more porn subscriptions

it you are dumb enough to pay for it, you have several

Mr_Tomahawk
08-13-2013, 01:04 PM
What did I miss...?

There is a "Maverick" name showing up in the middle of the forums of my home page?

Rams Fan
08-13-2013, 01:05 PM
This is why you shouldn't use the same username for all the forums/sites you're on guys.

Pretty much this.

In before someone posts comments from him on another social media platfom.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:05 PM
What did I miss...?

There is a "Maverick" name showing up in the middle of the forums of my home page?

...[raises hand]

blaise
08-13-2013, 01:05 PM
Wow fellas. What did this person do again?

Yes, someone explain, please. Was he some Niners spaz

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:06 PM
i'll bet $100 he has more porn subscriptions

it you are dumb enough to pay for it, you have several

The high quality stuff costs. Me, myself, I just need a few minutes at a time.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 01:06 PM
dang it; I walk away for a chunk of time and missed all the fun; / no idea what happened.

why do you guys hate me.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:07 PM
Watch maverick91579's XTube Porn Videos here
http://www.xtube.com/community/profi...ck91579‎
Member for 7 years. Subscribe to maverick91579's Contents. Block maverick91579 Unblock maverick91579.

.

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 01:07 PM
I just found Maverick91579's account on xtube, a porn site where he's been a member for 7 years...(no joke)


and now you pull the plug...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROFL

What were you doing on Xtube again? err..wait...nevermind.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:07 PM
.

I don't wish to watch Mavericks porn videos

luv
08-13-2013, 01:08 PM
What did I miss...?

There is a "Maverick" name showing up in the middle of the forums of my home page?

Let's see if I can recall my summary...

Created thread about Niner BB drama.
Caught a lot of shit.
Posted pictures of his wife.
Deleted OP.
Pretended he never posted the original OP. Oh, no, wait. He asked the mods to delete the thread because it had "served its purpose" anyway.
Small time photo shopping of his wife.
Talking about penises.

WHACK!

Thread deleted.

SNR
08-13-2013, 01:08 PM
dang it; I walk away for a chunk of time and missed all the fun; / no idea what happened.

why do you guys hate me.You need super computer powers so you can be alerted when we're having fun.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:08 PM
What were you doing on Xtube again? err..wait...nevermind.

you know about as much about computers as our friend maverick

KCUnited
08-13-2013, 01:09 PM
The high quality stuff costs. Me, myself, I just need a few minutes at a time.

She's that good, huh?

Dayze
08-13-2013, 01:09 PM
You need super computer powers so you can be alerted when we're having fun.

welp....that there's my problem. this laptop I stole is a POS.

carry on

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:09 PM
Let's see if I can recall my summary...

Created thread about Niner BB drama.
Caught a lot of shit.
Posted pictures of his wife.
Deleted OP.
Pretended he never post the original OP. Oh, no, wait. He asked the mods to delete the thread because it had "served its purpose".
Small time photo shopping of his wife.
Talking about penises.

WHACK!

Thread deleted.

I'm not a big fan of any "WHACK" coming anywhere near a penis discussion. I still have Bobbit night terrors.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:09 PM
isaac oldham
@Maverick91579


just want to be sure this thread pops up in any search for his name

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:10 PM
She's that good, huh?

lmao

If I had a she I wouldn't need the porn.

luv
08-13-2013, 01:10 PM
I'm not a big fan of any "WHACK" coming anywhere near a penis discussion. I still have Bobbit night terrors.

Don't think of whacking in that sense of the word, silly.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:11 PM
just want to be sure this thread pops up in any search for his name

I wouldn't post his name. That's a little far.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:11 PM
I wouldn't post his name. That's a little far.

it's his own twitter feed

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 01:11 PM
you know about as much about computers as our friend maverick

Probably less. I don't even really understand IP addresses.

Setsuna
08-13-2013, 01:11 PM
I bet he's furiously deleting any amateur vids he had with his wife. Probably cuckolding no doubt.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:12 PM
Don't think of whacking in that sense of the word, silly.

In all caps that's what it means. Dead, gone, bye bye.

Don't go around WHACKING when a good women should be whacking.

Predarat
08-13-2013, 01:12 PM
http://whatspoppin.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/BringItBack.jpg

SPchief
08-13-2013, 01:13 PM
I wouldn't post his name. That's a little far.

Dude, he flat out challenged the planet to American Hero his ass because he could make 1 phone call to erase everything.

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 01:13 PM
Somehow I knew that thread would end badly...but I had no idea.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:13 PM
You need super computer powers so you can be alerted when we're having fun.

apparently he has supercomputer powers because the xtube page is gone. And yes I looked and I don't care what anybody thinks.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 01:13 PM
I bet he's furiously deleting any amateur vids he had with his wife. Probably cuckolding no doubt.

WTF is that?

....I dare not google it from here.

jd1020
08-13-2013, 01:13 PM
Dude, he flat out challenged the planet to American Hero his ass because he could make 1 phone call to erase everything.

It's a matter of national security that CP be taken down!

Cephalic Trauma
08-13-2013, 01:14 PM
maverick91579: Loving husband, father, and hardcore anal porn fanatic.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:14 PM
Dude, he flat out challenged the planet to American Hero his ass because he could make 1 phone call to erase everything.

he's a computer hacker and a level 6 phone caller

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 01:15 PM
WTF is that?

....I dare not google it from here.

That's being on the bad end of a wife swap.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:15 PM
apparently he has supercomputer powers because the xtube page is gone. And yes I looked and I don't care what anybody thinks.

ROFL

i wanted to screen cap it...but i'm at work...ROFL

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:15 PM
maverick91579: Loving husband, father, and hardcore anal porn fanatic.

ROFL

I just about died.

Sorter
08-13-2013, 01:15 PM
maverick91579: Loving husband, father, and hardcore anal porn fanatic.

LMAO

KC Dan
08-13-2013, 01:16 PM
maverick91579: Loving husband, father, and hardcore anal porn fanatic.Post of the Year!!! Bravo

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:16 PM
maverick91579: Loving husband, father, and hardcore anal porn fanatic.

issac oldham

appleton, wisconsin

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 01:16 PM
welp....that there's my problem. this laptop I stole is a POS.

carry on

lol, you're on fire today, that's gold Jerry, gold!

Setsuna
08-13-2013, 01:17 PM
WTF is that?

....I dare not google it from here.

I applaud your innocence sir. I shall not taint your mind.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 01:19 PM
now I'm going to have to look that stuff up.

praying to god it's not a "Blue Waffle" type of surprise, like the last time I googled something from your bastards.

loochy
08-13-2013, 01:19 PM
so much lol

SNR
08-13-2013, 01:19 PM
Dude's been silent for awhile. Did his original thread go from "serving its purpose" to blowing up in his face and shaming him off of CP?

Because if that's what happened, that's WAAAY more awesome than just banning the douche.

SNR
08-13-2013, 01:20 PM
now I'm going to have to look that stuff up.

praying to god it's not a "Blue Waffle" type of surprise, like the last time I googled something from your bastards.

What's a blue waffle?

luv
08-13-2013, 01:20 PM
You bastards are scary.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:20 PM
Dude's been silent for awhile. Did his original thread go from "serving its purpose" to blowing up in his face and shaming him off of CP?

.


was there ever any doubt....these types are like moths to the flame

Setsuna
08-13-2013, 01:21 PM
What's a blue waffle?

Don't...you'll end up like this

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/wesa2j06/sadface2_zps19c1c3ce.gif (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/wesa2j06/media/sadface2_zps19c1c3ce.gif.html)

GoChargers
08-13-2013, 01:22 PM
Dude's been silent for awhile. Did his original thread go from "serving its purpose" to blowing up in his face and shaming him off of CP?

Nope, he's still posting.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 01:22 PM
What's a blue waffle?

you should google it. :D

jd1020
08-13-2013, 01:23 PM
He's simply avoiding these threads because he's probably acting like it never happened, like his OP.

Detoxing
08-13-2013, 01:24 PM
Holy crap guys, isn't this a tad bit overboard?

luv
08-13-2013, 01:24 PM
What's a blue waffle?

I can show you.

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 01:24 PM
He's simply avoiding these threads because he's probably acting like it never happened, like his OP.

It's serving his third purpose.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:24 PM
Dude's been silent for awhile. Did his original thread go from "serving its purpose" to blowing up in his face and shaming him off of CP?

Because if that's what happened, that's WAAAY more awesome than just banning the douche.

Ha, I didn't think he was that bad. Just wasn't a very wise decision to try and start a mini forum on a Chiefs forum. It's right up there with Afghanistan asking if they could have a little chunk of Delaware for themselves.

AC fucked him from the get go and was probably laughing his ass off all the way.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:25 PM
I can show you.

Do you keep it tucked under your Roller Derby balls?

Chocolate Hog
08-13-2013, 01:25 PM
I can show you.

Hawt

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 01:25 PM
Holy crap guys, isn't this a tad bit overboard?

No. He actually embraced and called for it.

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 01:26 PM
I can show you.

is this a sick roller derby move or something??

luv
08-13-2013, 01:26 PM
Do you keep it tucked under your Roller Derby balls?

They're blue, too.

loochy
08-13-2013, 01:27 PM
I can show you.

:eek:

:Lin:

:shake:

Dayze
08-13-2013, 01:27 PM
I can show you.

:Lin:

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 01:27 PM
They're blue, too.

Ouch...

Dayze
08-13-2013, 01:27 PM
is this a sick roller derby move or something??

it's when two players on one team hip-check an opponent out of bounds into the Nacho Stand or Pickle Jar.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:27 PM
They're blue, too.

Hey, just saying, in the other thread the other 9ers guy offered his nice guy services to dust that thing off. I can't remember his name right now but it'll come to me and I'll pm you his info.

You can't be doing sports with blue balls.

luv
08-13-2013, 01:28 PM
LMAO

Just in case this needs clarification (which it shouldn't):

I do not have a blue waffle.
There are no balls in roller derby.

My wheels are blue though. :D

SNR
08-13-2013, 01:29 PM
I can show you.

It's fine, I already googled it.

Pretty gross.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:29 PM
it's when two players on one team hip-check an opponent out of bounds into the Nacho Stand or Pickle Jar.

Where I come from we call that the Danish Nacho Pickle. Only grape Gatorade can bring you back from it.

Brock
08-13-2013, 01:29 PM
Who signs up for porn? Lmao

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 01:30 PM
LMAO

Just in case this needs clarification (which it shouldn't):

I do not have a blue waffle.
There are no balls in roller derby.

My wheels are blue though. :D

Pics or it isn't true

luv
08-13-2013, 01:30 PM
Where I come from we call that the Danish Nacho Pickle. Only grape Gatorade can bring you back from it.

Still near Joplin? You should go check out a Mo-Kan Roller Girlz bout sometime.

Okay. Done plugging derby. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

loochy
08-13-2013, 01:30 PM
Who signs up for porn? Lmao

It's more stupid than pervy

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:30 PM
LMAO

Just in case this needs clarification (which it shouldn't):

I do not have a blue waffle.
There are no balls in roller derby.

My wheels are blue though. :D

I'm sure I can find one chick in roller derby that at least once in her life was a man.

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
it's when two players on one team hip-check an opponent out of bounds into the Nacho Stand or Pickle Jar.

winning!

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
Still near Joplin? You should go check out a Mo-Kan Roller Girlz bout sometime.

Okay. Done plugging derby. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

I'm in Pitt, where's that at?

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
It's fine, I already googled it.

Pretty gross.

Lots of people...

The internet is for porn. Look it up.

Radar Chief
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
I can show you.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2q8po9l.gif

loochy
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
I'm sure I can find one chick in roller derby that at least once in her life was a man.

lol

and i can find a piece of litter in the parking lot

Mr_Tomahawk
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
do NOT google "Blue Waffle" at work...

Detoxing
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
Who signs up for porn? Lmao

If you register you can make a Favorites list to stash your favorite porn for later.

I mean.....that's what i've heard.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:31 PM
It's more stupid than pervy

Bullshit. If you sign up you get to keep your playlists.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:32 PM
This is the greatest day on Chiefsplanet....EVAH.

loochy
08-13-2013, 01:32 PM
Bullshit. If you sign up you get to keep your playlists.

shouldnt you be discovering new things instead of sticking with the same ol same ol?

Brock
08-13-2013, 01:33 PM
It's more stupid than pervy

Just trying to figure out the advantage of signing up. Is it so you can discuss how nicely Gia Michaels handled that dp scene?

luv
08-13-2013, 01:33 PM
I'm in Pitt, where's that at?

I think they play in Joplin. They have a bunch of girls from that area on their team. I'm not sure where Pitt is at exactly. Would you be closer to Wichita. The ICT Roller Girls are a pretty good team to watch, too.

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 01:34 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2q8po9l.gif

oh lawdy!

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:34 PM
shouldnt you be discovering new things instead of sticking with the same ol same ol?

39 years and 2 wives I know what works. No need in changing it now.

Pawnmower
08-13-2013, 01:35 PM
Looks like he spends his quality time on call of duty tea bagging people

<iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uni0GnihF8U" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>


holy jesus


LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:35 PM
I think they play in Joplin. They have a bunch of girls from that area on their team. I'm not sure where Pitt is at exactly. Would you be closer to Wichita. The ICT Roller Girls are a pretty good team to watch, too.

Pitt is 30 minutes from Joplin to the N

luv
08-13-2013, 01:35 PM
lol

and i can find a piece of litter in the parking lot

I think you're confusing lesbian and transgender.

I used to get offended that everyone gave me shit for playing a "lesbian sport", until I remembered that you all think that any chick that plays a sport is a lesbian. :D

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:36 PM
do NOT google "Blue Waffle" at work...

There's two things that I infer from your post. One you did it and two you did not feel it was safe for work.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:36 PM
I think you're confusing lesbian and transgender.

I used to get offended that everyone gave me shit for playing a "lesbian sport", until I remembered that you all think that any chick that plays a sport is a lesbian. :D

Not Brandy Chastain.

hometeam
08-13-2013, 01:36 PM
I go away for 2 hours and you guys get in trouble. This is why we cant have nice things.

loochy
08-13-2013, 01:37 PM
I go away for 2 hours and you guys get in trouble. This is why we cant have nice things.

Oh yeah? Well WE go away for 2 hours and YOU get a tattoo. This is why we can't have nice things.

Pawnmower
08-13-2013, 01:37 PM
I think you're confusing lesbian and transgender.

I used to get offended that everyone gave me shit for playing a "lesbian sport", until I remembered that you all think that any chick that plays a sport is a lesbian. :D

nah

Tennis...ice skating ... gymnastics...

theres some pretty hot hetero babes in those 3 sports

also track

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84phgcOAD1rcduc1o1_400.gif

theelusiveeightrop
08-13-2013, 01:38 PM
Multiple :popcorn:

theelusiveeightrop
08-13-2013, 01:38 PM
Why can I never have an xtube account?

-King-
08-13-2013, 01:40 PM
Just trying to figure out the advantage of signing up. Is it so you can discuss how nicely Gia Michaels handled that dp scene?

How else would you critique the guy's technique?

KC native
08-13-2013, 01:42 PM
Goddamn it, I go to lunch and have a small task to take care of and when I get back to CP the thread is deleted.

Y U GUISE NO TAEK IT EASYER ON HIM UNTIL I GOT BACK?

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:43 PM
How else would you critique the guy's technique?

I give it two thumbs up....the ass.

Pawnmower
08-13-2013, 01:43 PM
Just trying to figure out the advantage of signing up. Is it so you can discuss how nicely Gia Michaels handled that dp scene?

to become one of those guys who gets so turned on by a scene you post a pic of your dick with your AIM account # or skype # so all the 'hot chicks' watching the scene will call u instead of jerking off

obviously

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 01:46 PM
I think you're confusing lesbian and transgender.

I used to get offended that everyone gave me shit for playing a "lesbian sport", until I remembered that you all think that any chick that plays a sport is a lesbian. :D

well hi there!:

http://hottennisplayers.org/wp-content/uploads/1ak4.jpg

theelusiveeightrop
08-13-2013, 01:46 PM
Buy you books and buy you books. What do you do? Tear out the pages. This ruins my day.

Flachief58
08-13-2013, 01:46 PM
you should google it. :D

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yg2u_De8j5o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

New World Order
08-13-2013, 01:46 PM
I am all for humiliating Maverick, but exposing his personal life is a bit too far.

God of Thunder
08-13-2013, 01:47 PM
POST

threebag02
08-13-2013, 01:47 PM
Maverick=billay???

Setsuna
08-13-2013, 01:49 PM
I am all for humiliating Maverick, but exposing his personal life is a bit too far.

Please leave now. If google exposes you, then take it up with the CEO of Google. GTFO.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:50 PM
Looks like he spends his quality time on call of duty tea bagging people

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the funny thing about tbaggin is that if the person t bagging me was sitting next to me in my house, id send his teeth down his throat. And you can call that tough talk, but it is what it is. Its about respect. i dont tbag until bagged, and even when bagged, i bag the person who did it, not the entire other team. I just think its disrespectful.

ndws
08-13-2013, 01:50 PM
I am all for humiliating Maverick, but exposing his personal life is a bit too far.

The dude actually said "google my name" and challenged people to out him. He said he was ex military and could make one call to take the whole thing down.

And by take the whole thing down, apparently he meant his porn accounts.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:53 PM
well hi there!:

http://hottennisplayers.org/wp-content/uploads/1ak4.jpg

I don't know her name but from her on it I'm calling her Nipples.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 01:53 PM
I am all for humiliating Maverick, but exposing his personal life is a bit too far.

you mean copy/pasting the information he chose to make publicly available on the internet?


as maverick91579 would say, "i dont tbag until bagged"

ptlyon
08-13-2013, 01:53 PM
I'd say this is a pretty historic day at Chiefsplanet

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:54 PM
you mean copy/pasting the information he chose to make publicly available on the internet?


as maverick91579 would say, "i dont tbag until bagged"


ROFL

Same thang me granpappy used to say.

loochy
08-13-2013, 01:54 PM
I am all for humiliating Maverick, but exposing his personal life is a bit too far.

? HE put that on there.

Pestilence
08-13-2013, 01:57 PM
I don't know her name but from her on it I'm calling her Nipples.

:spock:

Anna Kournikova?

SuperChief
08-13-2013, 01:58 PM
you all think that any chick that plays a sport is a lesbian. :D

I think you're using that word wrong.

:D

KC Dan
08-13-2013, 01:58 PM
:spock:

Anna Kournikova?Yes, but Diddy's got it right. Nipples it is!

GordonGekko
08-13-2013, 01:59 PM
I'd say this is a pretty historic day at Chiefsplanet

Maverick just walked the path of American Hero.

Who has a porn account when there is so much free stuff out there?

Radar Chief
08-13-2013, 01:59 PM
I'd say this is a pretty historic day at Chiefsplanet

I haven’t laughed this hard since Denise threatened to sue KCGannonStalker.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:59 PM
:spock:

Anna Kournikova?

You make it sound like I need to know a pretty girls name. I don't.

Radar Chief
08-13-2013, 02:01 PM
You make it sound like I need to know a pretty girls name. I don't.

Nope, Nipples works for me.

GordonGekko
08-13-2013, 02:01 PM
do NOT google "Blue Waffle" at work...

Omg

Pablo
08-13-2013, 02:03 PM
.LMAO

Super douche.

He takes his bagging seriously, guys.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:07 PM
I'd say this is a pretty historic day at Chiefsplanet

meh, we never even got to send his pron account to his sister krystal oldham

KC native
08-13-2013, 02:09 PM
I'd say this is a pretty historic day at Chiefsplanet

Not really. It wasn't even difficult sleuthing. Dude uses the same user name for everything.

keg in kc
08-13-2013, 02:10 PM
Been a while since we had one of these.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 02:13 PM
Been a while since we had one of these.

hell this isn't even the really good thread.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:15 PM
the last great one was guy who was hassling us about some legal issue, pretending to be lawyer or something and then we found all his social sites where he was pirating the fuck out of things...and reported him to every fbi/copyright infringement site i could find...

Frosty
08-13-2013, 02:15 PM
LMAO

Super douche.

He takes his bagging seriously, guys.

http://i44.tinypic.com/j5jlms.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:16 PM
Dammit, looks like I missed a doozy.

Cliff notes?

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:19 PM
Dammit, looks like I missed a doozy.

Cliff notes?

isaac oldham, aka maverick91579, claims to 'know a bit about computers' and can 'make one phone call to the military' and have 'any nonsense taken care of'...


30 secs later i post his porn account on xtube and he disappears to furiously scrub his numerous web profiles...

also, he posts videos of himself teabagging guys in halo or something

and his wife doesn't know about his monthly credit charge from xtube.com.....i'm guessing..oh yeah and "he loves anal pron"

Pawnmower
08-13-2013, 02:21 PM
isaac oldham, aka maverick91579, claims to 'know a bit about computers' and can 'make one phone call to the military' and have 'any nonsense taken care of'...


30 secs later i post his porn account on xtube and he disappears to furiously scrub his numerous web profiles...

also, he posts videos of himself teabagging guys in halo or something

and his wife doesn't know about his monthly credit charge from xtube.com.....i'm guessing

also this:

http://i.imgur.com/JoF9BFb.jpg

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 02:24 PM
It's the plastic trees in the background that really make the pic.

Pawnmower
08-13-2013, 02:27 PM
It's the plastic trees in the background that really make the pic.

I think its how the girl has that sexy tilted head look like "yah, I am gonna get some PENIS tonight"

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 02:28 PM
This is blocked at my work. Can someone click on it? It looks like his plenty of fish profile.

http://br.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28128091

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:29 PM
isaac oldham, aka maverick91579, claims to 'know a bit about computers' and can 'make one phone call to the military' and have 'any nonsense taken care of'...


30 secs later i post his porn account on xtube and he disappears to furiously scrub his numerous web profiles...

also, he posts videos of himself teabagging guys in halo or something

and his wife doesn't know about his monthly credit charge from xtube.com.....i'm guessing..oh yeah and "he loves anal pron"

ROFL

1 Niners troll down.

Kaepernick
08-13-2013, 02:30 PM
You make it sound like I need to know a pretty girls name. I don't.

Dude! She was an ESPN icon for over a decade. Adolescent boys still plaster her posters on their walls.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:31 PM
This is blocked at my work. Can someone click on it? It looks like his plenty of fish profile.

http://br.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28128091

it's closed


he's scrubbing everything


or, i mean, he just made a phone call

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:32 PM
also this:

http://i.imgur.com/JoF9BFb.jpg

ok, "pawnmower studios" is a nice touch

Sorter
08-13-2013, 02:33 PM
ok, "pawnmower studios" is a nice touch

It's beautiful.

Chief Roundup
08-13-2013, 02:34 PM
I tried to warn the guy. But he wouldn't listen.

:thumb:

Radar Chief
08-13-2013, 02:34 PM
it's closed


he's scrubbing everything


or, i mean, he just made a phone call

To “the military” so you know it’s legit.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 02:35 PM
Dude! She was an ESPN icon for over a decade. Adolescent boys still plaster her posters on their walls.

I'm not an adolescent boy.

Nipples is suitable for my purposes. Fap, fap, fap

DA_T_84
08-13-2013, 02:35 PM
Jesus... I'm at work and scared to click on any links.... was there videos of him and his wife or something???

jd1020
08-13-2013, 02:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JoF9BFb.jpg

The family tree that didn't fork...

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 02:36 PM
Jesus... I'm at work and scared to click on any links.... was there videos of him and his wife or something???

He's furiously deleting. All we have left is his wedding pics.

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 02:37 PM
This one?

http://www.speeddate.com/personals-in-neenah-wisconsin-united-states/3806919/snoopy91579.html

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 02:38 PM
It looks like Snoopy91579 is the one he used more often.

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:38 PM
Yellowcard, Seether and Nickleback.

What a catch.

Brock
08-13-2013, 02:39 PM
This is blocked at my work. Can someone click on it? It looks like his plenty of fish profile.

http://br.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28128091

Too late, the cia already deleted it.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:39 PM
This one?

http://www.speeddate.com/personals-in-neenah-wisconsin-united-states/3806919/snoopy91579.html

good snooping, that's his home town

Frosty
08-13-2013, 02:39 PM
This one?

http://www.speeddate.com/personals-in-neenah-wisconsin-united-states/3806919/snoopy91579.html

Sounds like a real catch


*Edit: too slow *

Contrarian
08-13-2013, 02:39 PM
Real catch all right!!

notorious
08-13-2013, 02:39 PM
But he didn't care about people knowing about his wife and life.


LMAO

jd1020
08-13-2013, 02:40 PM
DEFCON 1 on anything and everything. Must delete all evidence!!!

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:42 PM
It looks like Snoopy91579 is the one he used more often.

A fellow Niners fan outed that handle a while back, he denied it.

Whoops.

gblowfish
08-13-2013, 02:42 PM
Wow...total scorched earth major beat down on this poor bastard. He's entered the Midnight Douche Zone of Douchieness!

notorious
08-13-2013, 02:43 PM
I don't give a fuck if you are Jesus Christ himself, CP can, and will fist you into oblivion.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:44 PM
this guy has a profile on every fucking site with a login...jesus

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 02:45 PM
this guy has a profile on every ****ing site with a login...jesus

LMAO I saw one on a Giants forum also.

Count Zarth
08-13-2013, 02:45 PM
Please don't chase this guy away.

I want to rub his nose in the shit running out of Alex's pantaloons when the time comes.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 02:47 PM
Please don't chase this guy away.

I want to rub his nose in the shit running out of Alex's pantaloons when the time comes.

go be a fag somewhere else

jd1020
08-13-2013, 02:47 PM
Please don't chase this guy away.

I want to rub his nose in the shit running out of Alex's pantaloons when the time comes.

You will never get the chance to. All he has to do is make a call.

Count Zarth
08-13-2013, 02:48 PM
This is what happens to people who are fans of Alex Smith.

They turn into insane people like Maverick4920489284095.

Don't be that guy.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 02:48 PM
You will never get the chance to. All he has to do is make a call.

He's already made the call.

We're talking scorched earth heading our way.

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:48 PM
this guy has a profile on every fucking site with a login...jesus

No shit.

Bodybuilding forums, poker sites, other NFL team forums, dating websites, video game forums.

What a life.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:48 PM
everyone hates this guy...ROFL

King James - April 13, 2007 01:49 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (flyers0909 @ Apr 12 2007, 03:27 PM)
QUOTE (Chiefs @ Apr 12 2007, 06:20 PM)
I'll get all the games tonight and I'll keep you posted on the next weeks release.

yay

sounds like a cheer of a proud son..welcome back Bob and been trying to keep this "snoopy" character in line..but Its hard cuz hes so fullofrage! :football:

snoopy91579 - April 13, 2007 05:08 AM (GMT)
im not fullofrage, just discontent with the land of the foolish, aka, anyone who plays disrespectfully.....


snoopy91579 - April 13, 2007 05:09 AM (GMT)
i also love how you talk down to me like you expect woodstock to fly out of my ass, like im some dog to be played with, well if you think that way why dont you toss me a bone, and instead of chomping on that ill munch on your pathetic ass :assassin:

http://z14.invisionfree.com/06_League/ar/t12866.htm

tooge
08-13-2013, 02:49 PM
CP, I just can't quit you.

ghak99
08-13-2013, 02:49 PM
So another poor fucker asked to be McFisted?? I had a feeling he was fucked the minute I read, AC gave me permission! LMAO

These threads should be required reading for all n00bs.

jd1020
08-13-2013, 02:50 PM
This is what happens to people who are fans of Alex Smith.

They turn into insane people like Maverick4920489284095.

Don't be that guy.

I smell a Directv commercial.

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:51 PM
Snoopy90210 is no Marty Shook or American Hero, but this is good stuff.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:51 PM
oh shit damn...he had an emo post up on myspace but already scrubbed it

Just thinking about things by isaac oldham (isaac) on Myspace
www.myspace.com/snoopy91579/blog/118053326‎

May 6, 2006 - Read Just thinking about things by isaac oldham (isaac) on Myspace.

Tribal Warfare
08-13-2013, 02:51 PM
http://www.drtomoconnor.com/images/animatednuclearbomb.gif

jd1020
08-13-2013, 02:51 PM
He's already made the call.

We're talking scorched earth heading our way.

Flaming Dragon going down!

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 02:52 PM
Flaming Dragon going down!

This is FWAMING DWAGON!!!

Setsuna
08-13-2013, 02:52 PM
You'd think him being married he wouldn't spend so much time on the internet. Is the marriage strictly for security purposes on her end?

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:52 PM
Snoopy90210 is no Marty Shook or American Hero, but this is good stuff.

it's preseason, no tackling to the ground

Dayze
08-13-2013, 02:52 PM
what was this all about?

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:52 PM
it's preseason, no tackling to the ground

LMAO

Pawnmower
08-13-2013, 02:53 PM
This one?

http://www.speeddate.com/personals-in-neenah-wisconsin-united-states/3806919/snoopy91579.html

of all of the most disturbing things in all of the pics, vids, teabagging, porn etc...... is this:


http://i.imgur.com/DNR9JaA.jpg



I mean seriously.....NICKLEBACK???????????????????????????


Wtf man.























.

Donger
08-13-2013, 02:53 PM
My God. My favorite picture seems apropos...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Peacekeeper-missile-testing.jpg/792px-Peacekeeper-missile-testing.jpg

Tribal Warfare
08-13-2013, 02:54 PM
I wonder if he gives a fuck now?

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 02:54 PM
nah

Tennis...ice skating ... gymnastics...

theres some pretty hot hetero babes in those 3 sports

also track

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84phgcOAD1rcduc1o1_400.gif

Just for the record, I don't think Ice Skating, Gymnastics and Track could be called sports... They're certainly athletic competitions, but Tennis is the only one there I'd say was a sport...and I think there are a lot of lesbians in Tennis..at least there were till Anna Kournikova.

Now...for hot athletes...let's talk about the Brazilian Woman's Soccer team..

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBnMuvAWQP23nXxMgGo83X8x_V4hcqZeg6d8E_fOfDzMoDaiwavw

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 02:54 PM
oh shit damn...he had an emo post up on myspace but already scrubbed it

nope....google cache

isaac's Blog
Sign up
May 6, 2006
Just thinking about things

Current mood:crushed

Part of coming back to ripon, was the fact that i would get to continue with friendships i had made freshmen year. I had two very good friends, who were also roommates, i took one of them to formal took that same one home that summer and hung out with that person over the summer as well.



Second friend, i was very close to, and also visitied over the summer and she visited me. When i came back, something was different, not so much with me but with them. My heart was instantly broke. See, I dont trust people, i never let people in, i dont know how. I moved around a lot, so making friends and keeping them have always been so hard. When i left here the first time, i told them, both, i said i will be back before you graduate, and since ive been back, this whole year, ive spoken to them both a combined 7 times!!!!!!!!!



I know that its impossible to hold friendships for a long time, and im okay with that, but you two are very special in my heart, i wish you both the best of luck and i know that you two wont read this, but its from my heart to you that i hope nothing but the best for you, and congrats on graduating!!!!



LOVE FOREVER YOURS,

isaac

5:47 PM
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OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 02:57 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Jerry-omg.gif

Count Zarth
08-13-2013, 02:58 PM
bodybuilding forums, poker sites, other NFL team forums, dating websites, video game forums.


Those forums all have legitimate purposes.

jd1020
08-13-2013, 02:58 PM
I wonder if he gives a **** now?

Probably packing his bags as we speak... off to start a new train wreck of a life.

loochy
08-13-2013, 02:58 PM
lol

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1500459642/pof2.jpg

theelusiveeightrop
08-13-2013, 02:58 PM
Who's your savior now, Moses?

Sorter
08-13-2013, 02:58 PM
Where is your god now, Alex Smith Fan?


ROFL

SuperChief
08-13-2013, 02:58 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/sGz3uyCNZCM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

GoChargers
08-13-2013, 02:59 PM
This is what happens to people who are fans of Alex Smith.

They turn into insane people like Maverick4920489284095.

Don't be that guy.

False - you would have to be insane to begin with in order to start being a fan of Alice Smiff.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 02:59 PM
Just for the record, I don't think Ice Skating, Gymnastics and Track could be called sports... They're certainly athletic competitions, but Tennis is the only one there I'd say was a sport...and I think there are a lot of lesbians in Tennis..at least there were till Anna Kournikova.

Now...for hot athletes...let's talk about the Brazilian Woman's Soccer team..

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBnMuvAWQP23nXxMgGo83X8x_V4hcqZeg6d8E_fOfDzMoDaiwavw

Is that what I've been missing in the soccer thread? If so I might have to take it off ignore.

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 03:00 PM
.

Sorter
08-13-2013, 03:00 PM
Who's your savior now, Moses?

Noice. Very noice.

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 03:00 PM
I can't see the pics in the profiles. Is it for sure him with the chick in those pics? I wonder if they aren't older pics of going to this "formal" or whatever.

GoChargers
08-13-2013, 03:01 PM
of all of the most disturbing things in all of the pics, vids, teabagging, porn etc...... is this:


http://i.imgur.com/DNR9JaA.jpg

I'm embarrassed that I actually like one of the same TV shows as him. This guy's going to ruin Scrubs for me forever. :eek:

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 03:01 PM
The real question is can you find a google cached page of his porn account

the Talking Can
08-13-2013, 03:02 PM
Blurbs
About me:
Done with school, scheduled for deployment in january. Right now I am just working setting my self up for the next chapter in my life. k ALL IS WELL NOW.... *************************** .. My Rihanna myspace layout is from profileking's R&B Artist myspace layouts ..
MySpace Layouts
..
Who I'd like to meet:
I have amazing friends, who could ask for more?* The person who made this quote: "Oh god, you remember that SKANK?" CLASSIC
Details

Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Greensboro
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Christian - other
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Children: Someday
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Education: In college
Occupation: Student, military
Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Ripon College
Ripon,Wisconsin
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Sports Management
Minor: Religion
Clubs: Track, Football
Greek: Theta Chi


.

theta chi, brah!

jd1020
08-13-2013, 03:03 PM
.

theta chi, brah!

Amazing friends that make you break down on social media and sob like a bitch.

He's the one guy in the circle that no one else gives a fuck about.

loochy
08-13-2013, 03:03 PM
Sports Management? ROFL

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 03:05 PM
My Rihanna MySpace layout?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lol.gif

Chocolate Hog
08-13-2013, 03:05 PM
What did that guy to start this nuclear war?

Kaepernick
08-13-2013, 03:06 PM
what was this all about?

The main Alex Smith fan here -- who signed up here with the name Alex Smith Fan but changed it to Maverick91579 -- got over-sensitively bent out of shape about a couple of moderators from the 49ers board coming here and telling him off.

He got so out of shape, he created a crybaby thread asking for all the 49ers fans on this forum to explain why they don't like him, so he could give us our comeuppance and rain righteous vengeance down upon our slovenly heads.

Naturally it backfired, and the membership here did their best impression of the Amazon River, with Maverick91579 in the role of the sheep, and thte CP membership playing the school of Piranhas. The mods let it go until Maverick's psyche was sufficiently destroyed, whereupon the thread was deleted, spilling off into this one.

It was a pretty savage thread. Very funny, but still vicious.

I can't say Snoopy (Maverick91570) deserved what he got -- and getting personal about his other websites & all is just mean IMHO -- but Snoopy does this to himself by not knowing how to act or when to quit. In a way, I feel sorry for him like I would for anybody who is so equally unaware of reality.

It was a hilarious thread, but ran to the mean side.

Brock
08-13-2013, 03:08 PM
nope....google cache

Is love worth losing your best friend?

DeezNutz
08-13-2013, 03:10 PM
It was a hilarious thread, but ran to the mean side.

I highly doubt this is accurate. Not on CP, anyway.

Furthermore, I have serious doubts if the dating profile is representative of anyone who has posted on this forum because it lists income of < 30K.

Gaiz, you've misidentified the target.

Kaepernick
08-13-2013, 03:11 PM
My Rihanna MySpace layout?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lol.gif

Dude -- that guy in that gif makes me want to laugh right along with him. ROFL

theelusiveeightrop
08-13-2013, 03:13 PM
Can I scratch my balls now?

Kaepernick
08-13-2013, 03:13 PM
I highly doubt this is accurate. Not on CP, anyway.

Furthermore, I have serious doubts if the dating profile is representative of anyone who has posted on this forum because it lists income of < 30K.

Gaiz, you've misidentified the target.

What do you mean you doubt this is accurate? I assure you, it was a hilarious thread. :D

Tribal Warfare
08-13-2013, 03:14 PM
It was a hilarious thread, but ran to the mean side.


We make examples of those who create drama when it's unnecessary and insistent(trolls).

Dayze
08-13-2013, 03:15 PM
how does this compare to Midnight Vulture's thread; or Kristie Tynes?

Count Zarth
08-13-2013, 03:16 PM
hee hee



I'm torn over Snoopy. He is such an obnoxious butt-head and makes such an easy target, he ends up receiving enormous frequent scorn. At the same time he is so clueless, like a mentally challenged child, that you've accomplished nothing by putting him down and it just feels like, "To Kill a Mockingbird". I never feel good after posting bad things to Snoopy and I try not to, but sometimes I can't help myself. I mostly ignore him and should learn to push that from mostly to always.

DeezNutz
08-13-2013, 03:16 PM
Vulture seemed like he was around a long time, relatively speaking. And he used to try to abuse Buck, so when the truth came out. Holy shit...

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 03:17 PM
how does this compare to Midnight Vulture's thread; or Kristie Tynes?

Well, it's no Fisty McTatt, that's for damn sure.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 03:17 PM
so pretty pretty pretty / Lenny (or Maverick in this case)

Dayze
08-13-2013, 03:17 PM
Well, it's no Fisty McTatt, that's for damn sure.

the standard by which all Flame threads should be measured.

Hometeam aint a puss though. he's still posting.

GordonGekko
08-13-2013, 03:17 PM
how does this compare to Midnight Vulture's thread; or Kristie Tynes?

Midnight Vulture?

What happened there?

Cephalic Trauma
08-13-2013, 03:18 PM
.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

theelusiveeightrop
08-13-2013, 03:18 PM
Johnny Wad.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 03:19 PM
Midnight Vulture?

What happened there?

oh, it was glorious. It was 'Pre-Fisty McTatt' though.

If I were smart, I would search for the Midnight Vulture thread.

BigCatDaddy
08-13-2013, 03:19 PM
hee hee

Those 9er fans just don't have that killer instinct.

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 03:20 PM
Midnight Vulture?

What happened there?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020

jd1020
08-13-2013, 03:20 PM
Those 9er fans just don't have that killer instinct.

They are all "happy."

hometeam
08-13-2013, 03:21 PM
the standard by which all Flame threads should be measured.

Hometeam aint a puss though. he's still posting.


I didn't douche out when CPed. This dude threatened to 'make one phone call' and take care of any and all internet bullying. That's what did the trick~

OnTheWarpath58
08-13-2013, 03:22 PM
This thread should be required reading for n00bs as well:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182500

GordonGekko
08-13-2013, 03:22 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020

Thanks!

Kaepernick
08-13-2013, 03:24 PM
Those 9er fans just don't have that killer instinct.

We aren't trained to have a killer instinct.

On our forum, the words "damn" and "idiot" are filtered. Our arguments are sort of like flag football. You guys here, are like a Vince Lombardi TC practice. You guys are trained to hit hard. So we are out of our league over here. We just lack the practice. It is not a fair fight.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 03:25 PM
This thread should be required reading for n00bs as well:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182500

holy shit I forgot about that one. LMAO

Chief_For_Life58
08-13-2013, 03:25 PM
Alex Smith Fan? wow, he'll truly be missed

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/jack_lol.gif

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 03:28 PM
They are all "happy."

Subtle.

Count Zarth
08-13-2013, 03:32 PM
We aren't trained to have a killer instinct.

On our forum, the words "damn" and "idiot" are filtered. Our arguments are sort of like flag football. You guys here, are like a Vince Lombardi TC practice. You guys are trained to hit hard. So we are out of our league over here. We just lack the practice. It is not a fair fight.

LMAO

I've never felt prouder of this forum.

Dayze
08-13-2013, 03:33 PM
sometimes CP is the good guy;

wasn't there a thread a while back where someone on here found a camera with what appeared to be vacation photos, and the CP braintrust was able to track down the owner?

Jakemall
08-13-2013, 03:38 PM
We aren't trained to have a killer instinct.

On our forum, the words "damn" and "idiot" are filtered. Our arguments are sort of like flag football. You guys here, are like a Vince Lombardi TC practice. You guys are trained to hit hard. So we are out of our league over here. We just lack the practice. It is not a fair fight.

True enough..the mods in my other forum wield the ban hammer like Roddy Pipper in a bad undead movie.

Deberg_1990
08-13-2013, 03:39 PM
Midnight Vulture?

What happened there?

Oh man, I miss me sum Midnight Vulture. Comedy Gold.