"Whitner" Now is "Hitner!"

[gblowfish]

Donte Whitner legally changes his name.

Why not just change it to "Hitler?"

That's what opposing fans are going to call him from now on...

Story is here:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9759786/donte-whitner-san-francisco-49ers-changing-name-hitner-fine

[BlackHelicopters]

In.

[alpha_omega]

Well at least he didn't change it to ochocinco (or whatever his number is).

[gblowfish]

Well, the 49ers wear brown shirts with red arm bands, so he should feel right at home!

[Phobia]

Kinda goofy, but whatever. Don't really care either way.

[Dayze]

Donte Whitner legally changes his name.

Why not just change it to "Hitler?"

That's what opposing fans are going to call him from now on...

Story is here:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9759786/donte-whitner-san-francisco-49ers-changing-name-hitner-fine

I'm sure Goddell will issue a fine

[Strongside]

Paying homage to Hitler, who was, ironically, a 49ers fan.

[Jakemall]

In other breakng news, the Seahawks have just claimed Donte's "W" off of waivers.

[Sandy Vagina]

Meh... whatever floats his boat, but it's rather :lame: .

[Jakemall]

Meh... whatever floats his boat, but it's rather :lame: .

Yup. Right there with 85.

[AlexSmithDynasty]

Heil Hitner

[Beef Supreme]

Is this kinda like when Cortland Finnegan changed his last name to Innegan after Andre Johnson beat the F out of him?

[-King-]

Is this kinda like when Cortland Finnegan changed his last name to Innegan after Andre Johnson beat the F out of him?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Bweb]

In other breakng news, the Seahawks have just claimed Donte's "W" off of waivers.

ROFL

[King_Chief_Fan]

I think it was on ESPN where someone said "yeah, like that won't draw a few flags"

[alpha_omega]

More news on this topic....

NFL Star Donte Whitner
Gotta Pay NIKE
Before He Can Change Jersey to 'Hitner'

Before 49ers safety Donte Whitner can officially sport a "Hitner" jersey on the field, he's REQUIRED to get Nike's blessing ... and it could cost the player a ton of money.

By now you know, Whitner's vowed to legally change his name to Hitner after the NFL fined him $21k for an illegal hit on a Buffalo Bills player earlier this season.

But it's not gonna happen for AT LEAST another month, because the NFL requires players to legally change their name before they can change their jersey. And in Donte's home state of Ohio ... an applicant has to publish a notice of the name change in a widely circulated publication at least 30 days before a judge will even consider signing off on the move.

Court officials in Ohio tell us the process usually takes AT LEAST six weeks from start to finish.

Then, there's the Nike factor -- an NFL rep tells TMZ before the league will allow a player to change the name on his jersey, he has to purchase any remaining Nike inventory featuring his old name.

But whatever the cost, Donte can probably afford it -- he's reportedly raking in $3.8 million this season.

So, if all goes according to plan, you could see a Hitner jersey on Nov. 17 ... when the 49ers play the Saints.

Stay tuned ...
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/04/donte-whitner-nfl-san-francisco-49ers-jersey-nike-hitner-ochocinco/#ixzz2gluB4s2u
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[Rain Man]

Kaepernick is now changing his name to Kaeperincomplete. And Avis is negotiating a deal with Vernon Davis.

[TimeForWasp]

In other breakng news, the Seahawks have just claimed Donte's "W" off of waivers.

:thumb:ROFL

[lcarus]

This is pretty dumb. HAHAHAHAHAHA "HITner"!!! Hahaha get it?!?! Teehee. Fucking idiot.

[lcarus]

Hey guys I'm changing my name to Tyson SACKson get it!!?!!

[WhawhaWhat]

I stole this but...

The kids these days love nicknames. Hopefully they make enough Hitner youth jerseys.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Is this kinda like when Cortland Finnegan changed his last name to Innegan after Andre Johnson beat the F out of him?

ROFL

[TimBone]

Hey guys I'm changing my name to Tyson SACKson get it!!?!!

That's just ridiculous.

[GloryDayz]

Like a bad tattoo, he'll be left to unfuck this choice later... And like stuffing toothpaste back in the tube, it'll be messy..

[GloryDayz]

I was going to go with Dirk Diggler, but some needle-dick fuckwad thunk it up first!